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~ ar Sayings of Mrs. Solomon Lys Lb, meeps By Helen Rowland = PULITEON Preston how ANG # EHAW. Tree Now ” rn Lao . wv“? | een we lee reemes (Wee Reo Vere bemng Wort ot the Ie co 6! New York os Serond-(laas Matter JLY, verily, my @eugbter, there are moments when seemed Pvening | Por * + fonlment 9 to me thet the bead of @ woman is harder to penetrate thes te ® " . ’ heart of © Jantior or the walls of Vera “ me , cae i Now @ matron of Babylon come unto me weeping And ber tongue = wee Diled with ing of be VOLUME be a complaining of ber b od And che made monn, eaying “Ales, alas, my Mother, HOW shall I keep my Be joved ot home & joe “For to, he be neither thed to « chair por to the floor! And though | know that be loveth end bo other woman, yet every plight doth be arise the dinner table and depart for the club, or the ledge ™& of the poker gw or the house of a sick friend. “And it doth appear that be MAKIUED me only tp order to get AWAY from me evenings! hereupon I comforted and bade her lead we to her house, that F might observe her Beloved and bis ways therein “SPEED” THE WATCHWORD. 0 GOLDEN BUMMER hare obscures the visor Frank A. Scott of the firet meeting yerte Daye saved fm the pro@uction of war needs fll mean lives saved hereafter when our field. Profit Waking must now yield to patriotiom, extravagance to economy, eelfishness to service { Chairmar b held War Industries Board w ite troops take We must standardize, economize and then protuce, produce, And lo, I beheld that her house was beautiful beyond wordel Produce. This country bar the threé great wecensities for mak Yea, the Metrop nu Museum was not more “artietic”! ing modern war..men, meta and machinery, We must wake Yet withia it I found ¢ chair made to SIT ON; but only @ college them ail avaiable now Until we can claim the victory, jon of anti made to LOOK AT “a ‘epeed” must be our watchword | v4 And 1 observed that the pillows of all ber couches were of AAEM Thus Chairman Scott, What a pity some of this and stone, covered with pink damask and ivory brocade, wheretq o@ ‘man would dare to put his FEET. And at her windows were hung curtains of real ce; and her Beloved was not permitted to smoke in the living-room, nor the bedroom, nor where within the house save the kitchen, lest the “draperies” thereof be iiled hb the noxious aroma of tobacco, And there were neither trays nor foot-#tools, nor newspapers, BOF humidors, nor anything “unsightly” within reach of the eye. And when her Beloved sate at table she admonished him to “be care ful” with the carving; and he ate his meal in fear and trembling lest Be drop a spot of food upon the embroidered damask, | And I perceived that she was an “Ideal Housekeeper;” which Is to say | that she was one of those that keep a house going like a boller factory all morning in order that it may be as orderly as a mausoleum for the rest of the day, And after we had eaten, and her Beloved had made the usual excuses and departed, I turned upon her and admonished her, saying: “Oh, thou Simple One! Oh, thou Foolish and Fatuous Combination jot Ivory and Fromage! Give me but two days in which to reform thine | House, and IT promise thee thine Husband will reforfu of Lis own accord, Permit me to replace these alleged “chairs” with something to sit on, these imitation cushions with something to lie on, this bust of Dante with a cellarette, this fancy tiling with a practicable fireplace, and I warrant thee Ui within a week thine husband cannot be DRAGGED from the house by sixty horse power. “For lo, thou art not running a Home for the comfort of thy Beloved, but an hostelry for COMPANY and a museum for the exhibition of “period” furniture! “Verily, verily, I charge thee, take care of a man's Comfort, and hie Devotion will take care of itself!” Selah. be distilied into « serum to be pumped by main ck-souled obstructionist who now @its in Cong feet braced and his back against the nation’s forward rush to save! from ruin that which Americans hold most precious! += or ee There are signs that many of the State's le; gathered in epecial session at Albany are prepared to hold « pro- tracted political talk-fest over the pressing matter of food con- | trol to meet the Nation's war needs. Are the people of this Commonwealth going to be silent and | indifferent while men whom they have elected to serve the public interest play isito the hands of profiteers? —— A NEW POINT OF VIEW FOR THEM. HE shameless riage in the hope of escaping military duty was properly checked in this city yesterday by the Federal authorities. Men of draft age who cannot show registration cards will find it @ risky matter to apply for a marriage license, Others subject to the draft who think they have escaped by finding at the last minute women willing to marry them and call themselves dependent, are slated for a surprise. The Provost Marshal’s recently published opinion regarding men married since the draft call—thé opinion which has brought such comfort to cowards and slackers—only held that such men have the right, provided their wives are declared dependent, to CLAIM ex- emption. The opinion carried no guarantee whatever that the claim would be in every case allowed, or that such marriages would not be sub- jected to a rigorous investigation to show whether they do not con- stitute deliberate conspiracy to evade the requirements of the Selec- mpede of slackers to the cover of hasty mar- The oat? Pamils __By Roy L. McCardell Copyright, 1917, by the Prem Publiahing Co, “If we have ten ri (The New York Evening Worl ; " : 6 with me, I've Keys, tive aptec tive Draft law, rendering the contracting parties to such a marriage 5% SEs piven straw bat," | that is nearly as much ys Sve Sa . . ' pa . in June and ore th it liable to prosecution and punishment. ws sald Rangle, “This one won't! August” “remarked. Mr. ‘Rangles These protective marriage patriots, men and women, have shown themselves brazenly indifferent both to public feeling and to national ‘ . ie =e aieray ii | Fe sy fi { times it gets dingy in a.day or Le need. Let’s see what they say to a possible year or two in prison with Ly Wet ] e t h e W a} t ress SummerComfort ee ey Ree early in August will brea reattin: fis! enforced service for the man whien he comes out, last me for the rest of the summer— ucn more than po Another great drive against the German lines on the western front draws the attention and raises the hopes of the In the whole course of the war, we are told, allied nations. Business Efficiency By H. J. Barrett Securing the Interview. HIEY'S a@ lot of fakers in this world, ain't they?” said ae _By Bide Dudley _ Copyright, 1917, by the Pres Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), wiches right off'n the pig. show your breeding.’ Now for the ‘Apartment Bab 4 JUST know I'll never pull baby! stand another renovation, After @ straw hat has been cleaned a couple I hope.” you're right," said Mr. Jarr, “I used to, buy expensive straw hats, but they get yellow and bum looking as s00n as the cheap o1fes, so now I buy two cheap straw hats every summe “Maybe women can afford thirty dol- lar hats bec hey do not buy fif- idate!” replied Ran. y 1 know what you are y. You are going to en never give th Hy cy tobe : ae ‘ (2 + | heer hath bout the only things no such preparations, no such artillery fire have been seen, se HOM do you want to nce, Tuolle the Waltregs to the] gadeeavneiecs setioone pure through the » summer,” ex) fire "havent, doubled in price. Do is true we have heard the same before, but what of It? and what is tho nature of | Friendly Patron as he unfolded his| back with the sandwiches and 1| «po, Ri dear te mene phy you know what shoes cost ine now -acline denee Some day “the greatest drive to date” will be the one that ed Gueinenet” Oued | paper RABIN, wisht you ould ‘a’ met them. Sole See te OO ere rene |. “Don't talk shop—I_ mean bome) Wii" nay ‘Welly & Teaten Sscugnite ielOr kad penon the stenoMaphor, regarding Jones | “Well, | otould say 90," be replied. | leather would "a" been jouious. 1 |(*Y When his regiment was called, #0) atk,” said Mr. Rangle, “Come on | Wal) have, é —_—_—_--+- suspiciously, “I don't want to see anybody, plied the salesman, “but Mr ca “I guess they Lucile went on, more than that,” “Ll was down to sink a tooth just as @ prelute to my being able to tell him about them, ‘Place is owned by a dentist, I there will be no vacation for us. An apartment is no place for a baby in with me and get @ straw hat.” I'd rather go with you and get a straw drink,” said Mr. Jarr, “What ng for one's mone; Have anoth these are very milf and cooling. * ‘ . sue er, 2 this is his second sum- “ " “Did yousever hear that WHEN PRESSURE INCREASES Wate te soo ME elt Marie Met [Coney Island yesterday, “Thought I] suspect,’ I nays. le ee say to a rickey? + good," Mr,| Were. depressing-give you the blues ™ b ~Jones Is the name,” and the speaker | heeded @ ttle surcease embalmed] ,,"He don't get me. ‘No,’ he says, | \ tO0" “It won't do us a bit of good,” Mt) why, no," said Raagie. “Let's ee - oN jglanced at his watch as though | from the waiting talent, so 1 went to the atrons fills thelr own teeth with This despondent mother is borrows | Rangle remarked, nt. beh Ale i if they are ‘t tell if we NAVY YARD ACCIDENT, due to the overloading of a/terested In sceing whether or Hot te | che island to require auine, I found a| °°" ing trouble. There 18 no reason why| this prohibition amendment | BON8| oniy took t seventy-foot gangplank the hour when workmen on one of| had arrived in time for his appoint- ment. lot of fakers there, My enitial one was in a cafe on the main through- “I got you now,’ I remark, ‘You're @ comedian working here between @ baby should be uncomfortable in an apartment, and it is quite an erro- through rickeys will be as extinct as dodos, Come on!” It seems to me that this story thas rickeys are de og is all_ super. ; ; ; ; ; the theatrical season, ain't you?" ; 4 “That's a mild drink,” sald Mr. be ft r battleships were hurry The stenographer disappeared into re. o1 oat : * o neous idea that the second summer stitlon,” opine Jarr. don’t the big ip, were hurrying ashore for their lunch,|tne President's. private sanctum, to oe oe ee ey pentane eeeoe On te ae PAN a nan , HAETOF: [is jo fatal, In fact, records show | Jarr, when, Say Bae ee rickeys. | hike being superstitious.” follows a harbor collision whieh imperilled the lives of 1,200 troops return In a moment with a request that the visitor walk in, Of co sets at a tab First thing we kaow up comes a guy in a apron and he “At that my gentleman friend hands tfiat there is more babies during their first summer, iilness among it oom said Mr. willing,” “All right, you just keep om with them,” said Mr. Rangle. on an army transport. Jones had no appointment and equai- him a spoonful. ‘You don’t know this | q chiid is healthy and i iy fed | “They are really very p i fraid q i , had 4 d equal | ass us if we came in to eat. Now, | lady, it is evidence t Be save | crould is bealthy and ts properly fed! re_much more Dot. Strate <0, thee ata et esente | ju: a Yo e (at | bate! e oan hs A a and ought not to happen, let’s remember this: American energy re-| Ment at being so cleverly tricked Into lng Aoki Ms teekn ber! ate eneenen down to her.’ it is the second summer, hat. Hat clerks haven't that air of] ribie thing, with our boys going ‘ ‘ ‘ 4 L granting the salesman an interview. | '# NoP Abas .That's what you'll collect If you! ‘To keep an “apartment” baby well, | hospitality a bartender has. The cus-| bravely to the front to-do of di ; 1 says, ‘we come in to buy | ain't mo AvALL I hh c sponding to great need is concentrating men and machinery in un-|Jones was equal to the occasion and | ne place, roaches and all, Do we| Well, anes Miss Lucite the watts | 10, %ifi0s 8 of prime importance,| tomers In @ bat sore Mita every: | maybe to be sunk by, eubmarines— usual quantities at many points. When thousands of men are massed | the paint Haile ; te la enne cre Web Hanery & gn ress from the Gastric amaureat! Neeaeby inet aine ar cree see Pea aipkaant rey irteranine: He oe Aya oa ee “Dread. ‘ | *. } the akes him by storm, 0, |e: tulate: ° : ? a ; id Mr. Rangle. ‘a and protection cannot immediately catch up with increased peril tation of being very hard to see. It | wns sate soon fiat ene: te saya the guy. the morning and kept out until 11| “Phe stuff in rickeys ts very cool-| gium!" 0h Meera rida dor yall no , Pere | (was a daring and successful gubter. | ase qe Bogt ab who was trying to friend and fellow eltizen, but |o'clock. If she has selected a place| ing, that’s sure,” remarked Mr. Jarr.|” “And the trenches In winter! ‘There There is no excuse for relaxing steady efforts to minimize risk.|fuge. Applied universally, 4t would | tieing tips from the Wenry ctetheae Sed our nannies, ‘Come on, | where there 18 a cool, shady spot, he| "Very cooling, but they very | was no coal is last winter and On the other hand there is no denying that at places where the pres-|%°" fail of its eff oad Fd m the weary yiotims, Says, ‘this isn't no place for}can be kept outside all day, but a|small,” replied Mr. Kangle, eying the! none in Its sure of life and labor is suddenly and powerfully increased, mishaps are certain to occur, It was another office, “IT want to seo Mr. Atwood,” said Jones, The stenographer disappeared to return I'll have you to know,’ he say: ‘that here.’ ‘And you call this imporlum a en?’ says, we ain‘t got any roaches in S We'll go where they polished walters, not down at heel and toe operatics for them.’ “So me and my gentleman friend ave the child should not be Sunshine between 11 A. M. and PM taken into the hot 8.30 ¢Have an early dinner and at about glasses critically. “Why don’t you get a Panama hat?" asked Mr, Jarr, “They are cheaper Jin the long run, If you get two hats said Mr. Jarr eadly, will they do Why, I hear we in this country “The coal will all be gone all over © next winter? won't have any coal : leaves in abject deliberation and the|s p, M. ta " ‘i 0 ‘ @ offic ager, othing,’ he tela me, At this junc-| Very much putrified, If you e®er go |} : Ww | A he ee 0 iron * Races anind\@ual ak Gaia Vahk Jaucan c How'do," said the latter coldly| io J oe , ; Ae, a himself, A “yard with a fitted mat-|on the Ist of August, when straw | rosely, nd the iron ore ary when the steam and recsnad Handing, Wilk the eek {er 2 noHoe ne got his towel on/down to that place either go to the| tress will obviate the necessity of | hats are reduced, that's three dollars} jumber. I hear there won't ay toe heat failed and the pipes froze, i / of forcing the interview to take place right there at the rail with both men Jon their feet. To talk against the mul- applies equally strongly to selling. It's too prepoas ing for me to obliterate It, “‘Where did you learn to wait?! I This Emancipation Act affected swell joints or take your lunch in a small package—you small know, a la 0. freedom, ! careful watching and mother can ok, Lf baby is attired in this danger, n en- ‘ght he can kick and move his ! ja year. In ten years that's thirty dol- |jars—and a good Panama only costs j about as much, grain to make bread for this counter, let alone to furnish any to our allies, Let's & Y method is to apply two telephone be home, L don’t feel it's ri 7 Seg) ys The sandwiches didn't make a hit ade 5 right to ) > titudious interruptions which would 1 Fey . H t as babies delight in doing—this| “But why ¢ you buy a thirty-| be spending money In a ca Lette Ts From the Peo ple Hinevitadly occur there on the first] wae yee tUre. he aa with you, did they?” came from the ive ly a stimulant to a healthy | dollar Panama?" asked Rangle. like this. Do you know wear tee Living on 24 Cents a Day, this professor's statement befo: o Hne trench was, as es realized, Maa or my gentleman ndly Patron, growth, ‘The “yard” is really a neces-| “I find it cheaper to buy the ordl-| ing to do when I get home?” 4 re thi friend, ‘The wai are fresh in h Well, I should i ne? To the Editor of The Evening World public a& much as possible, so that hopeless, Unless you can sit down “ , in here| | "Well, | id say not,” replied] sity to mothers who do their own|nary straw hat,” Mr. Jarr confessed. , what” Mr. F , 80 that . i¢ the poison ain't Lucile. ' “Honestly, the one I lagce Jarr, 1 note that a Harvard profeasor|tho people may realize how. atnful! With a man, it's pretty diffleult to] "We got to be to Ket equalization| ated Til bet you was a week old Ard | Luusework. Given a fow toys a child | “Two dollars in June and a dollar in) | OT ain't going to eat a thing for eontends that any one spending more|they are when they go to market and | et him on the dott with tho guests,’ the aproney guy ar- | him criticising this place, when 1 And| will amuse itself and being confined | August, that I can afford for @ hat—| dinner,” said Mr, Rangle, “I'd feeb than 24 cents a day for food is ex- | recklessly pay 26 cents for a quart of |.‘ l’m from the people, Mr. | ticulastes ing we serve here is eve hen noth. within the yard, care being taken | but thirty dollars all at once! Say,| guilty—fecl I am taking it from the trevagant and that’s centa is suffi. | Milk and a loat of Dreads whtincec | Atwood,” ald Jones, speaking “in a Neodi’t to mind! comes from mec aettaue ane here He ever over three | that it is not placed na draught, the| old man, there Isn't that much money | starving soldiers!" Glent to feed one person per day. more thin is necessary for the meals | Yery low and confidential tone, "and | well take a couple of harm and. know about that?” @ you| mother need fear no danger for her|in the world! Poor women may af-| “Me, too! Ah, boy, these are tertle I would suggest that this worthy |(f an entire day. How can they be so| We've been devoting a good deal of i enik if he has reached the age| ford to pay that much for a bat, but replied Mr, Jarr, man” take the matter up with tho|¢xtravagant?. Let us hepe they eee | thought to the particular problema seas = when he tries to stand, the rungs of|a poor, man can't, Have another| And they went homo sad and gloomy. Werning ‘board of ‘hia college. |the orror of their waver and yneeg | Which face you. Now I don't want to A ' the yard will be an assistance in per- | rickey.” uld it have been the rickeys? . Barely he would not want the college |them, SPENDTIIUEE | discuss your inside office affairs out Tos Day’s Anniversary f g this fea to go to unnecessary expense and if ee |here, Couldn't wo" ho paused, “apartment” baby should be es- he is paid more than $20 per month oh wo Year glancing back at Atwood's desk in Ny guarded draughts, ce eg I a gt © Faltor of The Evening World the rear office HE Ist of August, 1834, was the MRv ER Al rarackotla cadens © must be yentilation, but the Gay (extravagant rate) he would only | ndly let me know how long aftor| Atwood succumbed, The sugges- day on which the slaves of the this occasion by tho| ci, should be screcned, If necessary, peed $144 per month for food, “Tho! {ake out first citizenship papers | tion of mystery and special appli Uiritish colonies were assigned Oy Governor of the| @,aveu the cross current of the) aii man of military age who receivers to a mah's ears and | balance of $17.66 would surely pay for | have to walt for final papers, | bility to his own ne was strong 2 Soe Male ASE +) Tslane The noe OF the) room, Keep the window in baby's - ae a mah's ears and then the Feat, Nehting, heating, clothing | ave been in the United States six: | enough to result in his opening the |%t thelr natural freedom, but to a faland of Juimaica. The address said! scoping room open day and night, may have any Intention of tell him to read aloud from a book and amusements of one so econom-| tee” years, Was born a Canadian, | low gate and usherir 8 to his| S0-called “apprenticeship.”* This| king, who was himscit In Jeraaiee | Jf the child tikes his naps in the avoiding army service because|\! Paper. | ‘The wes connecting teal. E. K. | desk. Which was wh office ap-| state was to propare them for full| long time ago, still thinks and’ talke | Porambulator in the open alr, as js @/ of assunied ailments had best be- |), Sart iis rote ee Bince President Wilson has asked Apply Now) ®4 In the Pee, piiance sales er. freedom, An act passed by Parlla- [a great deal about this Island, — He nt custom, be sure the con-| ware, for Uncle Sain's surgeons Will | Whivring ‘noise that ie” ten erate ue to be economical and to conserve|Te the Editer of The Erening World “Never, Was # On a man| ment in 1883 provided that on Aug. 1; has sent me out here to take care of | has a hood, and never lay a| certainly find him out, Jexperience/ WD/rring noise, that is temporarily our resources as much as possible, I] Would you kindly let me know if) WhO cant be manocuvred Into a posi-]in the following year all slaves| YOu, and to protect your rights; but i « or carriage with| abroad has shown that two of the) qoar nf ie reader, if actually Qhink that Harvard should co-operate|1 can get out iy second papers mews | Hon Where it can he effectively de should become ‘apprenticed tabore| he has aleo ordered te to ese juaticg| ee rene Nant Btriking directly upon PatnGnealae panmane keake| deaf, will not be keenly ‘conscious of With the Government and reduce ex-|{ have had my first since April to, (cfed", 18 ONO of Jones's dicta, “It/ ers” to thelr masters, in two classes; | done to your owners, and to punish| cause ot’ defective eyesight fo the | ing to keep out of the army are deaf~; yormal tones, ‘liut if. yo Team and the proper place would| 1913. I came across in August, 1912, PUtS YoU In an undignified position; | that in 18348 and 1840 respectively, | those who do w + Take my ads | (ave achoot dave, Folding cartiages | nese and defective vision, French’ Dosing, ne will almoat alty is only > Boon" this professor's salary. I am|1 would like to know What my tec: | ou completely Jose control of the| these two classes should” receive| vice, for 1am your friend, be sober,| while especially convenient for the |4£my doctors have pertected a sores! his voice so that ho can ere rele gure he would welcome such action.|ond papers would cost, J. J. C. rview sand you never close the| their actual freedom; that twenty| honest and work well when you be-| apartment’. baby, should not bo| of teats that It la very dicult for. sole speak, This test hoe eeryeeee In fact, it will surprise me if I do not Saturday, i ht that question right out | million pounds sterling whould ulti-| Come apprentices; for suould you| used for infants. These not only |e, would-be shirker to puss without; yf phony able test proved @ weed in vour next issue that he has! to the Editor of The Brening World: Rat an ly be paid the masters, who| behave ill, and refuse to work be-|cramp baby's muscles and afford ine | &!ving himself away. ‘ Gemanded that his salary be reduced, | “1nforet me ta toh At dey of ene aenmanntnar day. Hut dont wantsy | wonid) then loan the services ne "hal cause YoU’ are no longer slaves, vou sutfisient nrotoction, but. the reelin=| OR of ‘the gimplest of these teste| Means of judging am [would also suggest that you try and | week Aug. S, 1895, fell om, 7 gorge | Compromise by trying to talk against |slaves; and that this sum would be| Will assuredly render yourselves lin-|ing occupant 1s directly exposed to| ahve picce : - ‘ ch are just ae a mats gota copy of the daily menu at the Bh ee ee ai | con ptions or in the face| distributed according to the market | ble to punishment, * ® * You will,|the germ-laden low currents, ‘Tho| 4 & dollar—is suddenly dropped be-| been worked out by the French, Ale ; sinfully extravagant rate of 24 cents 1 the Fu! The © ; of hemmering typewniers Proper| price of slaves in each colony, during| on Aug. 1 next, no longer be slaves; | regulation carriage Js suffictently ele- | hind the man claiming to be deaf.) though we may not be quite so far Yi per day. It will make interesting 'xCindly Inform mothe volue of woreing conditions constitute one of | the eight years trom 1823 to 1880, All| from that day’ you will be appren-| vated to avold the street contamina. | There are few persone who can sist | advanced, it 18 @ safo presumption & reading. United States $8 gold piece Pi | Spe f Lae Eas Applying - | negroes born after Aug, 1, 1884, were| tlced to your former owners, for al tion. When the child can ait up well| the temptation to look around at the! that our army surgeons are well pre- *, T sincerely trust that ypu will keep 1874. a RBA clenocy P production, Et] born free, few years, in order to fit you for|the folding cart can be used without| sound of falling money, Another pared to find out all about | the physical state of prospective soldiers,

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