The evening world. Newspaper, July 23, 1917, Page 12

cowre race | Fvenind World Daily Magazine [Messy ser 23. 117] S MATTER, POP Please Pass Pop the Candy! By C. M. Payne About Plays) > x — pan er ee —_—— Tavesnon Sernuen ' awe | jou wou dw} uA and Players i | iS oe bs vda MEKT) ase By BIDE DUDLEY ef bee s” numbers « ‘ y ote a w NEW ONE FOR BOBTON in earns caine fr 3 {INDSTONE. A Little Shower Now and Then Is Cooling ty the Temper! p~ mR 5°57 _——----- rr ay tain | 5 “FINE WRITIN'” EH? thong they etrappet the honors on Cineinnat) imme of beeen would ring the Hig 6a praia. ™ were iad ty biave Mir dean A BIT OF HUMAN NATURE, He sat all humped up on @ waiting room at Grand ¢ was rather shabbily dressed, tr Gejected. Boon there came with an infant and the baby was rery rent the air wh and make | hildren, pests | le sat near th 4-looking man. Finally he touche the father on the arm Let me take him,” he A smile told the father no harm 1s offspring and in the etrank . Tommy,” he said in a gentle tone, “we'ze goin be a reg’lar feller an’ ‘top our noise, ain't we, Tommy?" | He petted the youngster and cooced to it and in five minutes the wail had | ceased. The crowd grinned. “Much obliged,” said the father, the stranger returned the child. “But, he added, “his name ain't Tommy A look came into the and mingled with just that form of moisture ‘suspicious.” ‘Mine's was,” he said And then he settled down again, all humped up. preedibnaes POOR PROFIT. about a war contractor who once son,’ said her son-in-law, ‘for as she] Comraut 15 by The row He The Women's Betterment League “He was," said Miss Dool “At, off, suggested Mrs, Split Beeley BHOW YOUR SPUNK. | ARRY DICKSON telis of an old broke tae silence of his (ad reading dropped past Lawyer Sha n The New York Krening World.) Bah Ing in Hugus Hall to hear|least, I should judge so.” Mrs. Beeley is quite a wit, but rather Re | BAGO GAAMY “WhO Wan KODt “RAVE ihe taatiate’ wm Brother Tanti tee, eee Uy] ¢¢ A ND ‘now, lady members," | it the affair and to extend to} "Cinch!" said a voice. Ob, sure, tt that! from starvation by the white contractor asked. bump!" ' "—Wash said Promptress Mrs.| Miss Doolittle its thanks for the Was a woman's volce. the poetess continued, woman who gave uenriiseot wuld the first contrac. ete oe, te Dein Wom. | buke she had handed the Quit: CHAtl: CaNlde | Prompivead er off a roll of manu- = ought 6,000,000 paire —»—___— en's Betterment League, “we willl yeague had it doped out t . 7 tT BHAI tend: HO ‘her occasional ] 4 at $1 a pair and sold them to hear Ellabellg Mae Doolittle’s own | League had | 4 out th: Pertle, rapping on the table with her 1 he read you the po@& jobs to do. Mra. Pie || my for $6, and I'm afrald the DEAD, BUT MUCH ALIVE. | see ame done Womar a favor, Who! gavel, “Cut it out!’ - Suilck Ate: Opone An W AER Dickson, the wri- \| ruin me!" N English officer who had been, )*try of the deplorable nappenstance.’| would not meet and offer thanks to| gitence reigned and all was stil Ae that hia Dowittle rand cue fol * |ter'a mother, had 3 ip H sald the other con- through mistake, reported] Quiet spread over the assemt | the person who had done this? We] ugo continued the poetess, | lowing work for the old d with a five-dollar profit, how tur from the front went to his bank Misra) ur ‘i a were by Codd aA pin, | with the narrative, Pallkintarasrauasolnalan itm. ites aye taken a lady ee! hea. my negress, but after to cash one of his checks. We ee ee Ellabelle Mae Doolittle stepped to| covered with mud.” Whe ‘As be eplit the wir la tl : ent coupler was invented. You ree DP | red with mu 1 Baw @ man pursued by trouble, working a day or| Wen tere tne ovat Tho clerk at the counter, instead |r’ © a OW TEC* 1 ihe front-of the rost Fe le are W i . ou forget the lit- “ ollect, don't you? Aw, yes yc ) ! sal re, Odd ry jtwo, Mandy sald |. commissions. "—Wash- of asking tho welcome question, ere | to at Aw, yeu you do! «tte wan very rude," she sald Melntosh, eh Her head Me that 3 on Ste will you take it?" looked doubtful and | 1% Pap WC aR rary Ki ip, | McIntosh, shak ner hea ee aut io 1 FAST cates salient pussied, stared at the soldier, and belle Mae Doolittle, the noted | All was silence; exceedingly sence. | ytrs. Mcintosh is very sentimental ° Gobe has ogy |: “ PREPAREDNESS. finallyy hurried away to seek advice | p . had hit a masher In the eye was coming alo Hixson’s| ang the thought of a mud-covered| ( dn eat oe Jout collectin’ foh J | elsewhere He presently returned | ch is told by way of explan- |°@ndy store. He step up.” man affected h t " weil, ¢ tle ry e missionary society,” she explained, HE late Gen, Funston was talk- with the news that the check could] | LNG REGU HCO cena WWOCH EMR?! aakad A velba AIEIC MAE ivan waco ke Gossip, “But I have work for you to do,” ing one day to a reporter about not be cashed. jation, Sho had bit him a terribi Lescviad Ora mee ‘At that I 1 he Jane Fernley has been engaged for) pais ates, Dick Pe ree at preparedness. “But you know me, and that !s my | Wallop right in the eye. He had not | was a woman's v¢ Miss Doolittle, , ment “Business Before Pleasure.” [oeateteey memeOny CRAM SY OU BOWLIAR': “as ie ce chene signature!” exclaimed the astonished | suspected she packed such a punch The r! And he|cnan's conduct to no one, went ST enisa ail A. H. Woods will put “The Eyes of | the money you c : r " oBicer | “Packed such a pur is derived| grinned at me and says: ‘You|boudotr and wrote oem." : Nb ies oe Youth” and “Mary's Ankle” into re- know," satd old mammy, PTOP Are dness “M-yes,” sald the clerk, hesitating : ea fet | a rt | UE BR & beats Feat ee ae hearsal to-du “put 1 done haf to collect foh de mie. *Chemes are idi- ly Act te, sin, that you're -|£fOM an expression used by spor vee You are very pretty flashers ought to be wiped out,” nd sat down, It was an George M, Cohan’s second film, : asta i otle," he sald you're dead, you see, and I'm told we| writers, No, we're not a spa “He was drunk, wasn't he?’ asked | s Mrs. Boggs. om. The: 1ng10e. arope will be | Slonary noclety with great gusto, “Seven Keys to Baldpate, shall require you to give proof to the | writer, Now please stop interrupt Mrs. Cutey Boggs “Conseription 18 | his masher ought to be wiped!” All were pleased, released Aug. 26. | “What do you get pald for cole (Conseription Is contrary before we can pay the | Frederick Roland has written a | lectin, asked Mrs, D) the only thing. money.” jon Answers sketch called “The Life Saver,” for! 1 don't get paid,” sald It we adopt any- Biss a | the Lights’ portable show. Psbaseiglen it thing else we'll be Lionel Braham han signed up to| only Kets what 1 collec no shore prepared : REALISM. | play his old role of the sea Captain | Book Magazine x H® average artist is a good deal! in “The Wanderer.” | ie really “shan the like Skulps in his disregard of | Dolores, "ren of Fashton,” wit THE LITTLE MATTER. old. scrubwoman commercial consideration. — Sees return to the cast of “The Folltes" to CERTAIN captain of industry, was, . ev SS r contrac ‘ New woman fell from the eleventh story * ual ; OPRIEN 2? WELL ES WE e DIFFING JOHNNY. re ee ee FN tee aerate eteey commission from YES, HE WOKE KNOW How HARD HE. HE CAME IN ABOUT TWO IN “THE A.M, — IT WAS JUST “Too ME UP! sucH NOISE, 1 NEVER HEARD - OW, (IT B. Solo of “Somewhere in York" submits his latest rhya your consideration, ce one too, astor sald en a millionaire to family nko & group Oh, 1 do mak aor beds representing Loe WORKS ~ AT LEAST HE SAYS HE Does, rr Must BEA ‘One beauty about these contracts her, of course. Her ia their strict honesty, There are no his consolation visit palma to grease “Was she prepare | “It wasn't always so in war con- hope she was prepare (LU BET You HE. WAS OUT PLAYING ltracts. In fact, they tell a ato “She was prepared, all right, par- lyphemus crush- KILLING ~- SHE WAS S FIERCE! =a s HN To ab pila abi none pees ing Acis under a TELLING M& Bee FURS “pc ge MIB: RPL Cobbs Hee abeort ———_—_—_—_—_—X——_ TTY LY rock, but thought a 5 tind MOVING PICTURE FUNNIES | \tne jor was worth Re Yes, AND T ALWAYS “TALKS ABOUT A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, SOME MR. KELLY ~— A saloon keeper over ir nia is very ghuch mortifi SPOKE To FRED 94 We \ ABOUT IT Too! 2 Wy ae $10,000 to him Skulps didn't care for it, and Consright, Natlonal Newspaper Service, Patent Applied for.) his daughter has gone on the stage ' He says the family Is disgraced | 1 Wf DR. BINGLE'S TIPS. Hh 5 oe I SBRtES. 5 Pimples may be removed from | in 4 “How about that group of mine?” ee by scr Shas D ! usked genial as e of ed Sele rene: walue ue BL ReRYE y / WELL,WAAT Shue a dolla cigar from s gold FOOLISHMENT = H po you act ul led the millionaire up to an “Don't hiss et Mary ented, he your 1 © wuld. ver a ri F SPOSE OLE | | vii’ tilt ttinomatre, out] FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, fs H PERK \s ‘ cece eet wil belahg be CLIMBIN' (N THIS FELLOW'S CoTARGS 9 lay. THATS FUNKY, The car, WAS HERE TEN MINUTES AGO. I GUESS THE WIFE Teok IT FOR SOME ERRAND invis- | UP TOWN. 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