The evening world. Newspaper, July 9, 1917, Page 12

. i (—_comre race | Fvening World Daily Magazine Monday, Juiy S, 1917 ‘“’S'MATTER, POP?” However, the Up-Keep on All of 'Em Is Equally Expensive! By CM. Payne | Sk 60 ET nL re er ere, / MEANS FouUR De . TEP e15 | Chonencoat ne] TWIN: SIXES D ° 9): JSHAT 15 AN AuTomoBIKE | er: qvers: DA —_ ’ and Play ers ] | TERM, RIN Go } By BIDE DUDLEY | nd) / y — OHAN & HARRIS are announce ing their plans for next season. ‘A Tailor-Made Man,” a vom sdy by Harry James Smith, with Grant Mitchell featured, will be seen at the Cohan & Harris Theatre early in the fall; Leo Ditrichstein will cou- tUnue under the Cohan & Harris man- agenment and will have a new play | from his own pen; “Mra. Hope's Hus. band,” a dramatization by George M Cohan of Gellet Burgess's story of | the same name, will be presented in | New York “He dd She,” «a Rachel| Crothers play, will be another fa'l | Coban & Harris attraction, as will be) } “Phe Beautiful One,” an intimate mi sical’ revue by Rennold Wolf and | Louis A. Hirsch; a musical play by Irving Berlin; “The Aviator” in mus Comrie 1917, Prose Publiahing Co (N.Y. Renin WIE eal form; “The Slacker,” a play by James Montgomery; Chauncey Olvott in a new Irish play; 4 Mon'- gomery play featuring George Sidney; ——$_— “ play by A, EB. Thoma: : more comedy by Harry Jam: f and “Phe Cohan Revue of 1917." “The Willow Tree” and "Captain Kidd Jr.’ will play other cities. BY WAY OF DIVERSION. I dreamed a dream the other night when ev'rything was still, 1 dreamed 1 sailed the ocean blue and called on Ka lee quietly, "Friend Bill, t more than you ca to rule the world re closing * come for you hat you're whipp soon 1 fear to jail you must be shipped." Bill knit bis te nd gnashed his teeth and said he meant to stick, “My U-boats eannet fail,” said he, “They'll surely turn the trick.” “Ail right" said I ‘I've warned you, Bill, Hurd luc at hand, old ¥ And then I felt the Kalser’s head. ‘Twas very, very hard. PLAY FOR MISS VICTOR. Josephine Victor has been placed under contract by John Cort and will be seen soon in a new play by Thompson Buchanan, It is a serious drama and is, as yet, unnamed, ’ JUST WHAT HE NEEDED. A policeman In plain clothes served @ summons on an actor for loufiag LT ———————K = ——————_— = im front of the Palace Theatre re- , ss | . gently. Stepping up to the actor ne h D e 5 . Baked to gee hin registration cand. | J} e ay > OTTes ‘om this he got the man’s name. | J! __ co siaciieliaealnaadiaies ane vs te eetiainl a Se The actor, unaware of his perll, was SUE RIT ACCIDENT 7 i eoply interested. 5 {quick to show itself? A young lady, | the saw holds out, Nobody ever bet * eae : “Can you get “ne the last hait of WO boys had indulged in a phy-| meeting a young man in a library, got | on me and lost.’ WELL~ How'N THE DICKENS dio at ; next week?” he askea, thinking tho sical encounter on the play-| {te iterary conversation with him, as) “And he rushed back to his hard TL kKNow THERE WAS A SOFT SPOT WELL, WHY COULDN'T You & policeman was a booking agent. “ he had declared he was a great reader, | task again, his eyes flaming with en- “THERE ? ~How'> I KNow rca (te “rn t you six months, I hope, apeueds At tho end of the nat reading Shakespeare now.’ thusiasm.—Philadelpiia Bulletin, ‘ 9". LOOK: WHAT ARE YouR {ii gro’ e cop. aftray they were said she. ‘Did you ever read Romeo Atlee 7 i “Fine,” said the actor, “That will befor and Juliet?” ~ ; Ss ? fill out my season nicely.” ebagaars tae eg a “'T've read Romeo,” said the young| EVERYTHING ON THE DOCKET, Bs CHEER UP DAD Le ORY —— he teacher man,.”"—Washington Star, GET) EN JASON.” wo. ,\ L KNOW A GARAGE ABOUT LIKE AS NOT I'LL HAVE To HE CANNOT TELL, YET. give an account sisted kta ateem hee: ane Unt SIt HERE A In booking for vaudeville it is the | of their misdeeds DIPLOMACY hecuaed He: aloes Unaae Seve SIK MILES BACK — RE ALL NIGHT? custom of the agent to “pencil in” te | o “4 as a * Same 6 the act.+ Later, if it isn't ag ieee irs PROME 8, M'WADE sald of the| the influence of “~~. ) warkin's Good! . 1 WAS A FOOL % Come wanted, the pencilling | 4, Yes-|* © ement of children in a re-| 1 on Christ Terday ‘a inan aaked Irving Shannon |The teacher SP tiy diol dates Masta “77 INTHE FIRST PLACE!S of the Norworth & Shannon offices if) looked upon this ares ae ees st “y =ites OOH LooxiT Pop! WM ; he was going to war. Pheer cage | “Diplomacy suc- as, suh. s . . ooo : I” replied Irving, “I've beon | (iNEN NAY ome ceeds best with “Disorderly con- | || YRUM OVER A CATERPILLER : L HOPE THE vont - pencilled 4m." Bead i Bia oe tiie ones. A aust AN' HE LOOKS LIKE. RADCLIFFE don't lad of nine came | “Yas, sun.” a 2, | COME ' to instil In ite tn puffing and rosy ueoraa ttc? ALITTLE RUG! ME ALONG ! 5 Paula Shay is to play the title role | Mictor certain pacific principles. t of the cold ‘ . in “Everywoman” for Henry W.| «Now, Billy," she said, “I think you| tne otmer nial SRE BF AO | Mav ARE, cme” will be sung at Con |SURHt to apologize to Jimmie,” Pe Seat alee yas, BUH, aa joheme” w be 8! od ” ' * . and sald: “Resistl lumbia University July 17 and 19. Hub! 1 ain't a-goln’ to apologise) ns in tired Sen mens: OM a y tor no accident!” Billy answered, a, I'm tired cer Margaret Dale, Reginald Mason | '°!, ‘aoe ; | and David Torrence Mave been en. | _ “Accident? Why, Billy, how can| I've sawed enough “L shot tried ter —== gaged for “Daybreak” by Selwyn & él he ee en wood for this eve- lick dat Irishman, Judge,” \ Company Oe am Salant Lae ing, ain't 1? I'm “Pefty larceny { ‘he Ziegfeld Cinema Corporation . at edt awful tired.’ ios ra | i ee cuertah Ki ‘Pash Tex,” aa the n’ missed wht an ‘ount dat in, too. site for its big fim colony Ee ired? cried hin father, looking] “Ben, the law mast deal heavily in ‘afternoons and e * s ed pointment, ‘Why, on yi ; ~ the Globe, where the Chapin Lincoln | TARY ignorance,” said Dr, | yet your ntae rirere, ata ae as voiah di hy films are being shown John Grier Hibben in @ dis-| have the whole pile done before sup-| “Yay, mane ae eon pend Alma Hanlon, “godmother” of a} cussion of the Roumatian : . loins Yas, suh; ef yo’ could lemme out French soldier in the trenches, has | i ; oe, | Bere fo' a few minits, I'd like to beat ¥ recelved a table cover from’ him, |®™Palxn at a dinner in Princeton, “is! "pid you? shouted the boy, tak-|my ol\ woman. for" o beat up| I made this cover and 1 am very | Yerv quick to show itself ing up bis hat and mittens again, Sineae so” oeptin’ Presents | ” if from a Macon barber,”"——Cuse pleased with me,” he writes | “But what type of ignorance isn't ‘Well, you'll win your money and Comment. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. | en = —— ‘els va ot Miller played | JING! n > TID “ ” ‘alien ternoon next week between 4and 6. | - W Ar Pecans ot te ICRD ie Tobin Many companies rehe at| Osest! niiadial. Wieeacaaan ical 7 sea aed Bryant Hall, Sixth Avenue, near yale ieil eb eeae “Phe ones that had the} | 77 . ly-secorid Street glish comedy troupe? / c ' Phe same, ‘They were r esa hey we eally 4 Mt STARTLING, IF TRUE. brothers, were they not? TEE John Zacher would like to make « gina weasel Ent ¢ ‘ LE igo date with Kitty, who lives across the ‘ he act wasn’t} Z GY Wie street from the club, but hasn't the going 80 well Ag AO MO A, i nerve to ask her.——"Mrs, Rambler,” in “And now? ‘ or lt Greenpoint Home News | | “Well, they split up. Two of them | is fo oo i are Japanese acrobats and one is ; . A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Copyright, 19 Praee Publishing Co (NY. Yventon World.) | doing well as a Russian dancer The new hospital given to the town | iar eee aveniees FEEL ANOTHER y Henry Jinks, was rent aes ORR ee ees. Gi ; ATTACK COMING ts first patient last] Just Another is a Hawatian | ¥ Jinks beat up the artist on ukelele, and the rest of them hay | Town Mar formed a G Mod 00 lowe settings hate quae, | WHATCHA A A NOCTURNAL Jos, | . ) FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. | MEAN B Sl cress acne ae <= “No aviator ald drink." ‘ tarism Copsright, 1917, © the hearts of the ans will be a a Sacramento fru by The Brom d?iiblinb «The New Yor Evening Co, orld.) hard job,” Brower just “ nm Germ “1 SEE,by the papers,” said Mis \nd Popple is %a bloomer, too," |i seventy, ty several years older] “It hit home,” The militaris Tillie, the Blonde Stenographe Ided Bobbie. han - | ay, folks!” said Mr, Sno¢ tic Germans will 4 Bin hite Mie wae atte ae Lay ERE ou're mstot'too fresh to], “Hobbie!” snapped May Primm,| Boss, emerging trom hie brite ote misunderstand ~~ ; seaee a 1 ne,” said the Shipping Clerk, | Interrupting, due ore insulting | tice 1 want to tell you a Uttle joke ' the preachers of 5¢ employees want more wages. Do you) “Show me ect, please.” word from you and 1 shall report| “Last nig 1 relative of my ore H brotherly lyve as think they'll strike?" | “AI right” came from the boy,| Yu to Mr Shooks.” way dining with me and I told her ' Pitre We ri gure!" replied Bobbie, the Office | ,i)i! Show you Just as DEG 0 POF" inte! Monat AGREE Wee nine | eee ta toa aia. see ore , | miasionary Boy. ‘They'll strike their employers|”'"'Now, Bobbie!” Miss Tillie put in, | 1 flaca Ad: NS MAUR TO ca Mian ieee me aoe pillow talke H A missionary for more money.” leyou musta’t Igt your senae of bumor | 1K eve got a man in our clu ” . “we ' MAM RAF BRUET be “Ignore him!" said Miss Primm,| mike you rude, Be considerate of; Wome nome is George, but he talk lent!" replied Miss Primm, region of chicket Private Beoretary 10 the Boss, Then I get you,” mumbled the boy | ; : the Blonde ' | thieves and bovz she added: “I guess a question of For instance, one must think of sug Bo 1 th conchided the Boss, the ranula that ' Jers, and, finding higher fares is involved.” ners,” the Blonde continued, evl at tho ee. aM room and shut wears out your clothes and that there was no | PuRer reer 4 no little pride in her lec- Mt settled over makes washing hard we | church, he got All's fair in love and street cariture, Now thero's Miss Primm! hat's the connection?" demanded | Wie | Hor dixpelled 4 Use ' | permission to use strikes,” came from Popple, the She is a very estimable lady, al “Do L talk too much?" na q Blonde be ’ ' an old henhous Shipping Clerk though she is the oldest one h not all the t aid Bobbie, | S414: | ‘VAN's NORUB ) gy ee ate eg [ete eit | de et ‘ | YA a ZaVAl | was alwaya loafing Very good, Poppie!" said Bobbie, | clined to’ jest about her age and"——| "You're a little fool,” snapped Pop YOu pop-eyeg end have cleaner clothes and AM ‘ . / | Washington, vou go down beight |.) What do you mean by addressing} “Say, wait a moment, please!" | pl When did you and Miss Primm de snapped. | no rubbing a } Jand carly to-morrone morning eet | Mr, Popple in that manner? de.|came from Miss Primm, flushing.) decide to make me the goat around vent through the Mell Se & 10 : Jclean out that henhouse back uf an: nded Miss Primm, “It's diere.|,1tM all, right for, you to. lecture) hei? Ad guyo ee et an Se c ckages | Sree OE that Bont mas ot Mine | mended MIN 8 disre-/ nopbie about deriding others, but} indly refrain from putting m over and gave Bobbie a big, red A we spectful.” u see, eed lecture yourself,|the cla: with Bobbie," sa : % ea At your dealer's. ; 1 lit gut the picture on all four sides. Then carefully fold dotted line | iu, 2M, tan frowned Mont tT aout ‘know? came: ‘thom (file heee ceil ehoe: Tin thee pleat Poiana: ! ee A lan Tile Co., Mirs., West Hobjken, N.J. its entire length, Then dotted tine 2, Fold each section underneath | caja vol rye bawson, sho'ly,' Be} sia erilite srinpinm Ane person here only in point of service “Your statem an Neer ; i f accurately, When completed turn over and you'll find @ surprising result. |{n de daytime: sn Waele tuowse | Ae & A POPD Ie te a ey Primm’s right.” sang out| very much like Ty’ Cobb," Ra [Messi es, neta ica gent 4 . yur wshington Star. | fower | Bobbie, “Old Jerry, the janitor, who| “In what way?” asked Miss Primm, | IU, llbioi W. 1201 Ta, Morulagads ea