The evening world. Newspaper, June 28, 1917, Page 18

] SAip I'd PREFER No To HAve Me Eve Poked ouT Berore You Got been saying about the Actors’ ‘Bquity Association? A report | its way along Broadway . evening to the effect that Mr._ &@ member of the Equity’s | be requested to fi 13 if Hi smiled and replied: it a misunderstanding— ai Est E i : matter will be fixed up?" @uppose 80.” | the office of the Equity it was, that Mr. Warfield bad not been | Gaked to resign, but—well, no assur- @noe Was given that the association ALAA BY ae 9 . "t made up ite mind to say a few eA i E “We have nothing to say, but you Ls ad fet bis statement,” said eome- y. ‘And there we all are, folks! . CONTRACT DRAWING NEARER. A special committes of the Bquity, | by the way, met with a special com-| of the United Managers’ Pro- lve Association yesterday and dis-| , @Quesed a standard contract for use| employing actors. Marc Kiaw pre- iH “We're not through,” sald Mr. Klaw| later, “but you may say it is highly) that a contract form satis- to both actor and manager’ ‘Will be adopted in leas than two ‘woeks.” MISS DEAN RETURNS. Julia Dean and Cyril Keightley have | returned from California where they) gppeared four weeks with Henry Mill- @F in “The Better Understanding.” It was during this engagement that Mr. Miller and the Sacramento Bee critic lecked horns. | “Ob, it was too bad,” said Miss) =. “I don't care to discuss it. Mr. Mer was perfectly grand to moe, but I guess I'd better not talk. I #0 sorry about !t, but I really o nothing to say. Ob, goodness, ne! t NEW “P. & P.” CAST. For the cast of “Potash & Perl- mutter’s Vampire,” A. H. Woods has aelected Barney Bernard, Alexander Carr, Mathilde Cottrelly, George Le! Lottie Kendall, Edwin Mor-! dant, Frank Allworth, Stanley Jes- C. Hooper Trask, Arthur Hurley, | » BE. Cunsingham, Alice and William Schoen. BY WAY OF DIVERSION. ‘When balmy winds are blowing and flowers scent the air, when birds are flitting gaily and are singing ¢v- erywhere, I know that summer's with ws, but it brings one grating note, t wild-eyed chump ENPFEFFER i SAY! WoT “TH AM HILL : Have You BEEN PUTTIN’ Hey fwarr-TuH! : WN THIS CLAM Cc’ MERE VT DOES HAPPEN Now AN' “THEN Wey (7 Looké Like A PIECE oF CLAM srt ecreem, then laughs } fiendish glee. His brain, if brain it fl may be called, would fit well in a ‘mat shoat, for he's bereft of com:non iY this man who rocks the boat. | A = [| In Washington they're passing laws a LY te keep food prices down, to handle s ~ i. eoal and other things in country and town. Another evil has appeared, yi pa uray ita tirost: ifs time & law to o! the fool who Fecks the boat. sr “TS | . K. @ BE. ACQUIRE FARCE. Klaw & Erlanger hav» acquired the American rights to “Madame and Her Godaon,” a farce which was a bril- it auccess last season at the Palais yale in Paris. It is by Maurice nequin and Pierre Veber, An American version will be made by @uy Bolton and P. G. Wodehornre. It go= be set to music by Ivan | il. “Madame and Her Godson" Kiddie Klub Korner. SCHORER CONDUCTED BY ELEANGR | Lucile the Waitress THE EVENING WORLD’ } Will be produced in New York during be —- = aaa . Yee holidays, rips aperpe sedamiunmeta mares H 1 m = : - é By Bide Dudley | & ‘3 igi caniioa as # ae ‘iat ee | Outdoorland { {Cousin Eleanor’s Klub Kolumn_ | Sl ICS 1 run at the Fulton Saturday. | OPP PPLPL ALLL AAS, | ‘ AY,” said Lucile, th vaitress, | 4 Llandsome w ‘ pated Moronos's next production in |Coprigit. 1017, ty The Ih x | | Dearest Cousin Members: vi*h that you could know what pleas- | a6 to hae friendly Biren fcr what horses have fe eae ae : Angeles will be “Lombardi, Ltd, (The New York Xin | i AVE you all sent your draw-| Ure It gives me to look at each clever a humortist?" showing our teeth to the Dr. Anselm Goctzel has been en- The Alarm. | H inge for this month's contest? | Piece of work done by a devoted Klub] “You mean a humorist," he replied. | '«"‘f'don't knows Tuaye ou tntwes gaged by Oliver Morosco to write the | 66S it not quict and pretty NaI Hl To-day ts the very iast day | Cousin! “He's a@ funny man, usually a writer.” |uced the subject of teeth, not ae, Minos veuns': Pei fees | I this morning!" sald Bess | that they will be accepted you know,| T° choose the hest among so many,| “Oh, I get you!” said Lucile. “And, xpedite tho joke, T might aay Few p jo and Aleen Bronson, | so there in no timo to lose! The con-| ny ged and beautiful drawings|trust in me, friend, it explains much "i. mere than you could chew, You now at the New Brighton, will The day was very warm, in-| for the , We were getting all Messrs, Shubert next fall, deed, and the three friends, Beas, Bob | 5 our jokes, So I says come in here and it falls to my lot to| them to order please, | test closes with the last mail this|!* Indeed a task. But to this task I/to me, Just this morning two of them will bend ail my efforts to-morrow Bigmund Romberg is at work on | evenin, jombus seemed more willing to | i s. | and the days follow! a > aan Eee ofS satilos! thy and Bom| rf i lays following, and on Tues Re , | hey both took some of Bpabere attracting man, Bley {0 5° © | stay in the shade of @ large shelter. | Tt you could see what a store of| day, July 3, you will know the names | the honors, When I greet them) cared roast beet and. oh ... s0- | drawings have come to me already |f the proud and happy winners, one says: ‘Has many of the American | they did eat! It was @ case of you would surely be surprised. I Cousin Eleanor, |"'¢% Humorists been eating in| much in the mouth for dialogue * There ;@ while, But when the meat wee “L guess he sald ‘Press Humorista, | £9Re one of them saya to me: ou 6 : , 7 Contributions From Klub Members $ |atan't no?” asked the friendly patron.|" ‘No, I says, “but you're mada ®| “Well, maybe he did,” she-went on, | 4M Irritant to me.’ ‘Well, you're a counter tame,” tells me. ee k E. Tours, following an en-|ing maple tree than to start upon an yar = “The Highwayman,” |Outdoorland adventure. Bob and the Lovee Mike conductor for | Professor were Just agreeing with Bess A. Toxen Worm will close up the |{hat It was quiet and pretty in that Ghubert general press offices Batur.|sPot, when they heard “Mew, mew,” gene sole 6 Seenth of. coming from across the road, In a or Painter left yesterday for 2 e1 " and o Angeles to begin rebeursing in flash Hess was up and over to the Fes Aaceite tbe mela teat (Spot from which the sound seemed to Gee will be in the cast come. expected she would find @ | Ivan Caryll has arran The Reward of Kindness. Uptter in thie world if you smiled. fo efter thet |‘*but I thought he sald ‘Freeh.’ I told Recs ply Bhiiacritl Ras fags gy gi 0, 1176-40 Waadigwon Ate. |the victims and, therefore, wasn’t| lunch counter irritant.’ yptian Mammy, cognificant to their business, Then|, “With that they beat ft, after me wed for Gus-|kitten in distress. Bob and Bombus fer gyal ty Audit ice Prac), oon A OE 4 Bob via hinting ’ “ | eet on ) nothing bu | Owe ¢ and Hob visited the Museum of | pre - 7a |hinting to them just wher tave Quinson to produce “The Mis-| were el her heels BOB FOUND NOT A KITTEN, BUT A CATBIRD! | See ap phe aie ber inact gee sata tan com: | NRW History, where ther saw a soumny, |e other one speaks up jon,” + ae Bache Gultry | Pa NOSE oe eee | ae oF | Tegra fa. sid et eon: | Ther ake wine "cme roms aad atst ts | "DIA you notice any men in here) Lucile went to the kitchen, pom adaptation, E Seseipidi ha ke TL - uae ns | ae at Hlelgt pt, ome, Bh, | bistory, and they were told this story: Long, | springing jokes he asks her return she asked: “Say, what is - | z + and as soon as they! day more nobly than Bob did, AjIts proper song, that you now hear, | god you will long ‘ago there lived im Kevmt a King nemei| +4 Iot of ‘em does until they be- | % Counter irritant?” ‘ ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, _|“!d noticed that the sound came from| scarlet tunager had come to loot the |1# aweetnesa {twelf," Grad ond wit papemant Be 508 8 vey te eine | ein to ent, 1 enya. ‘Then they ‘ Kame from. the, telematy Decker—You might write Caine, |e hedke over the fence |crude nest-home of it and six dark-| The children departed full of won- | hemelt teak oso OL patron, looking perplexed. “A ‘@amme care Lambs’ Club. “It must be up in that bush Ny means a—a—well, Hark . | 1 Poor| green eggs, and Bob arrived just iu “Fat all the beautiful things that | tw of ber i d to death!| time to make the intruder take wing. tere are to be known in the world | @ pretty waltr humidor,’ i ‘Gwan, ays one. ‘You're a thelr humor in th 0 Rast Seventioth Strvet, K.~Address Mr. Davis, care | |jttle thing, it is frig "sald Lucile, vt Saneey's, No, 8 Weat Vortieth Servet. | tear it ry!” Even while Bi k af of Outdoorland, | “Pretty good! F t move now, and — ear it coy!" Even while Bess spoke! and fly without having done a single utdoorland, | ' nak Gusset: tra tart? Pb OW, euaNT fi W Wmab- had olaaead the aera ce — : am | The of Gola, Lien! Guess I'll try my/ slip you a couple of more ‘hunks ‘OR TO-DAY, bit of damage | Bugwes: by CORA STEVENS,| Once upon a time there war 4 farmer who |! € on you. Do you mind? 4 ad you can plug yourself ‘4 Harlem man is complaining be-|*¥¥9 01 to the top, there in the! peas ang Bombua eit an |S8@ fourteen, No, 482 Railroad Ave- | was going home one ight, earning hie lunch pall eu, toe eed Se ls dt badd cause his wife wakes the whole fam. |UPper branches of the hedge to find|, aioe al 0 saw It All nue, Brooklyn, N.Y, | As ine, wast walking Name he aid to himeelt, “| RY DON GILBEN (age 11) . ilies arg Dy WD Bightly when whe comes hare | the complainer—act a titi aut | fram below, clap hands In | i went hed e yail'of gold." At tiet moment he| NO- 10 Sout 14u: 8t., College Point, N.Y, |with Jokes around here that one more been from the tango parlors. pee heen | praise of the de while Bob de- —_ locke aeal whi do you tion be mw? A | The Mauwic Rod, couldn't make a dent in my physiol- hee — Oat ct aekaid beata haces 4 ascended, looking shoopiah ux modest EARN A KLUB PENNANT, pong ol ment lt Ma Gh Hert! Once upan + time there lived « poor man who | Rip it off, if thou desirest’ lA i] te the suburbs was eon- OR. BINGLE’S Tips, etter a yuiaint could ave had 2) people are likely to when caught do: N award of one dollar wilt be| 4am i mqulier’™ Nereold it S| Sow tore oilest won a pg for his iudilesnad |, “SO this Kuy grins more ang says: | siderably annoyed to Saaiae If the insides of your hands burt, | " han he catbird’s! ing good and charitable acts | made to Klub memb »| BS sont Fen, of | O oad @ tery okt ros for te ‘L told @ man it was time for us to| ghbora fowls conti to « dog store and get @ couple and no hero could have saved the] embers wire | i) "1 wits and @ very oid rod for bis youraet @on, One overrunning her garden and byt puple vu; | “And what did Mrs, Catbird do?" | mako the best drawings for| lag Sg ry sy te Jay the two oklest sons at off to find their for-|show our teeth’ to Germany, and he] havoc ein ak pop pI iii: lb prrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnrnnnnnnnnrs | you ask thelr ages, The A einnens can ad 0 lareee pall The youngest br De NALERE a meant t) m8, eaatataane HOW TO JOIN THE KLUB AND} |) ® 6 © award winners will | "Go ;erer went home | tat ties iid too, thought it was a & around to the next door, Jane,” sh Hho perched herself upon the brim|® @MMounced and the first of the| {items ay drawings will be published Tuesday, | «4 ws July 3. he Two Little Gt ‘ F The Two Little A 22-inch felt penna | fatale hate i si as wapee paste Jn she | Once uvon a time there were two little girls, | ia FA 4 tub colors, blue and gold, any Or | One wae jase bap and kind, while the other Are you quite gure that it 19 @!ing tho Kiddie Klub name, will be| = and eolfiah. | catbird?” Hess asked of Hombus, for | given tree to every Klub member who| Ne Sa a# they were playing in the gante the song of this dark-gray creature | re He aahed the ahildren whore | rode by res five new paas mere ge il\dren where oy "remembered wat c members and to | he \couhl get's hight'e tedkng. "rhe bay “tie | ma Bad eae cit rears, nl | mistake not to send ‘Teddy Roosenfelt | ' said to her new English maid, “and over to France. point out to Mrs, Jones that der | “He quits talking and | wait, T fowls bother us a good deal, and ask Lask: ‘When you going to if she'll Kindly try to keep them. joke?" He says he just sprang it and | on me . it over again and I'm hep right away k all ‘av round ‘ere again in @ Ite pall which empty, MAUIICE “AUPUNS 145 ihutledgo Street, “Hrooklys, OBTAIN YOUR PIN 4 erclnrosas ig Seu We we irc ; orer, Danii wae pleas ~ " " " Wet the vliae sas guise ito qui is a= | hans tre FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. aaa Magistrate--You are discharged, ae ST but try to keep out of bad company |}. » gee YoU Nyt SOR in the future. i gKiub Pin.” S8i, \ivladssh AGP of her home and sang a pretty and | nm of thanks over the | j nest-bed of her six children to come. elodious s » aod Cink mah uagic sworn! ihe I presume,’ I says, ‘that you mean|‘Urry, ma'am," she replied, ‘ r fit ith sober black hood was o: f th ev 7 1 omber ad fi id mage Casey—Rest alsy, Yer Honor! Y« ner filtcen sary § | wh ‘as one of the, overy new club momber who brings in| fia Mad Bim. be, could gots nights lodgi Teor) “Ts a'axaent he had it in hie bend oosenfelt shoul : | “EC hope you were polite, Jane" se. Dea’ dos ras ware iecl om Pri ma | sweetest they had yet heard from: With him or her four other now mem. | 2% "Bate! vat Sele ie ont maleed | poor. Jp 2 umn ye nor | Roowenfelt should take his cavalry) marked her mistress, any bird. bere Six pons, Bumbered In rota: | $o ya" taln lls ut Yong “fining bin had gat lover so that each horse can do his} “Oh, yes, ma'am," came the " , ered th ne siqnacure, { im. ne kites. made a ry ey Avatan| ai ae hana our fo n't kep’ at free, Origins! Obristensen Sebos! COUPON NO, Professor gently, “The mewing sound | S49Fess of each now oiember, Just ag | sod_abe received Dewuriful lotben and “ale: from i;|wee, As I understand it, every horse p 0. Obei 101 W, 126cb wt, Tel, Mo ad. has got a bit in his mouth, so you get won't be gettin’ so many eggs of » tin’ pew ningvide 8050, His required when individual’ kiddies | * GX pate spl wer, rer, Deus b | Oe made by the “ \on y Maia tie Teeaes wh her trlona's i mornin’, and wo althll be 2 y the catbird 1 a cry of alarm. [apply for memberahip, wet Fee reaPieh te fiends my point, Well, sir, he looks at mein ¢ry!'"—Christian Regtate t { PS Didi. 4 \ 2 a !