The evening world. Newspaper, June 19, 1917, Page 18

s & i u a a F elon uae 1 tm SAAN r OLD GRINDSTON ‘W. SAVAGE has ac- juired for the use of Mitzi | new musical piece, the Mr. Woolf's debut on Broadway, ae a librettist. In order that the little star may become familiar with her new vehicle, it will be played for a ‘meek at Parson's Theatre, Hartford, | on, Mitzi will appear in the princi-| pal role and for that one week will be) supported by the members of the mu- | sical stock company now at that the- atre. It is understood Mitzi will ap-| pear in “Pom Pom" for a few weeks} im the fall and will then abandon that) plece for the new operetta. “WHAT NEXT?” PRODUC { Oliver’ Merosco produced last night | in Santa Barbara, Cal. new musical ealied “What Next?" The book and lyrics are by Mr. Morosco a Wlmer Harris and the music by Harry Tierney. ‘ihe fact that Earl Carroll was not called on to furnish the music may cause some comment along Broadway, as Mr. Morosco has usually Jooked to Mr. Carroll to perform such service in connection with the Mo-) rogeo-Harris pieces. | In the cast of “What Next?” are Blanche Ring, Charles Winninger, Eva , Fallon, Flannigan and Edwards and others, | — ‘ | WYNDHAM WANTS A PLAY. Wyndham, appearing in “The | seeking a play offering | equal acting opportunities for herself | and her sister, Janet Beecher. If you) heve such a play, don't be bashful; come right out and say so. CONVERTED! | The swimming season is on at Tra-/ vers Island. The other Sunday, ac-+ cording to a story going the rounds, Vy Z ee AR ‘Tom Wise, the corpulent, went there for a day's outing. While Mr. W has acted ali sorts of roles in his time, he has always considered him self a comedian first. During the afternoon, on this particular Sunday, | he put on bis bathing suit and leaped | into the water, Emerging, looking very big and wet, he noticed a mai apparently studying him intently The “Pals First" actor stood it ax jong as he could and then started an) inquiry. “What's on your mind?" he asked. “I was wrong,” mused the other, “Wrong—whaddye mean?” | “Up to this time I have never con- | sidered you very funny,” said the | man, “But you are—you're a scream.” BY WAY OF DIVERSION, Vacation time ts here—hoor: time for me to go away to ot where bugs abound and big n toes hang around. It's time for me to niek iy roll and see again the swimming hole where once with Jim and Pete and Bud I wallowed in three feet of mud. It's time to go where fields are green and jet the sun play on my bean until I'm burned so raw and fed I cannot ale wink In bed It's time to fish for perch and cat; likewise to don an old straw hat and climb a tree for ap , fall. | ing, dent my hono! It's time | to walk behind the plough ax once 1| a14, or milk the cow and have her | kick me through the d ists stand by and roar. KO AWay tWo wee and inte creeks, time I went with liniment, ROGERS AND EXEMPTION, Will Rogers was discussing matter of war exemption at Lambs’ Gambol “Ll &now a fellow who ought to be exempted,” he said Vho's that?” somebody asked, Het a must nd he claims ex emptfon on t und that he's the only man in a Hawatian orchestra | while rural Oh mother, dear Please pack’ my the the THE EVENING who can tell when a ukelele Is out of Pee anns ian | | tune.” “And then," continued Roger \? Outdoorland } know a Hebrew who sought exemp- | (www non the claim that he was near. |{%"#M IT Ww ‘hie Vrewe Publiahing Co, {the Now York Preaing World.) “Big Foot’s Funny Ways.” OME 10 Australia, he excused?” sald Rogers. not to worry “They told him heya put him in the | O'er land aid ace front rank.” Mf you w ry You musi follow me,” GOSSIP. George Tilton of “T has enlisted in ghe army Three “Hitohy-Koo' will lay off Saturday enter thelr cars in the Show at epshead Bay O sang the Professor to Bob and e 18th Chair” iS Hess and he meant every word | | he suid, He was actually tnvit- | chorus girls) ing them on a trip to the other side of beet ag dee | the globe. ‘The two happy youngsters }fairly erled and jumped for Joy, say- Harold Vermilye has become a | ing to Bombus to lead and they would member of qie Ambulance Corps of | follow, the Untted States jar Army. i in Outdoorland, and! Soldiers and registered for | was foguy Federal see "Come | 4fter the children had said how they | rough” sroadway. Un-| would love to visit far-off Australia | forms are not essary This aepartinent takes pleasure in ; nes > LWIAline Of announcing that Howard , As- {8 eye before a big, thick cloud | sistant Treasurer at the nee | raised them up and whisked them | the Hippodrome, is the father ‘of a/away, Swifter than an aeroplane ten-pound girl, who looks lke her|could have flown did tho cloud carry mother jing the three friends speed on the — ast of a West wind bound for the AT SUNRISE FOR YOU! }far country, ‘Then, gently, gently It 1 them in the midst of a forest. | hill?” asked Bob, | earth mound aear Irving Davis, who acknowledges he he undisputed humorist of Brook: |, proves it w ie follow 3 me \, Prevents Win Se Folowing which they stood answered Bombus. Mr. built and land daughters,” | the home hat Is Mega- their eight sons From the looks of| Bob and Bess thought that} with that | the | the Megupode children must be the! i rd shkwib dort chugok | sino of st size of elephants to need a house| Le on ewartik ta swickenP| measuring, as this did, thirty. feet| Across cnn | its cent DR. BINGLE'S TIPS, Bombus had not sald who the Meg- Tf you live in a dry town and must | @podes were, so In order to find out a have a drink, take a little carbolic | bit about them Bess asked, “What do acid and your friends will get you a bier, a q 1 twelve feet in height at ) PAA AAD) HOW TO JOIN THE KLUB AND OBTAIN YOUR PIN, Heginotng With a @ FOOLISHMENT. ‘The wun that cheer the millionaire, Shines on the poor the same, be: doenn't hel the yaor a lot, blame eum. ‘But, gee, I'm wet to i” is oe thet to tie tua FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, Heo 4 Klub Pin” 83), pitas! Shlline, engine Mose htt yuan 177 int lawyer (to Pat, who has fallen from 4 street car)—I presume you wieh to sue for damages. Pi ton yer loife presented with a peinberebip cert KIDDIE KLUB “pe =: ©) od I cal smainren | sour OHedREN — Cony TEN 18, Prose Pubiahing CO UM. ¥. Ryyaing World) LAND Saked—YoUD ) “THINK = Y'GOT SHOT § OR SOMETHIN’! Y as t WORLD’ ARIE SS ANNO NBN EMER HIRI ‘ve Noticed Pbk Noticed Befor CAartT we af } (Gime lot en THE MANS age Und WATER W ae ae GEORGE “There’s Many a Slip Oo! xx “tar Spall ny Dawcone” Roomarics BACK ON ME AGAIN! Xm G0 SoRRY— AN’ I WANTED “To Go, That Thi To-MoRROW * Child Is Also Smart Enough to Advertise! ’Twixt the Cup and the Lip”—If You Make the Cup Yourself! ; Hd GONNA 2% X DO=THAT YOUR aif} ad : oor unt woe my.) ( “ROoMATICS" 15 A yONT “THAT GPELL OF “ROOMATICS SURE SIGN OF PROVOK\N’ * ATTA Do WH IT, Aigeted ey ee ae, MY: MAW “Hou 6H IjnAT WUL SMART, AN’ Sie 6Ave mE A NICHEL SOUTHAM 1111, Preae Puiiening Co. (H. ¥. Brening Werle) By Clifton Meek Li A ‘You KNOW A® WELL’) —2 RAIN IFATHEAD ? ae A BIG CLOUD RAISED THE THREE UP AND WHISKED THEM AWAY. the Initials B, F. stand for?" | the exgs warm. It 1s a kind of hot- Big Foot," Bombus answered bed, like that which gardeners make The answer did not tell much It | fo sproutlings in early spring. only alarmed Hess, who whispered, What clever little birds!” sald the “1 do hope they are not great, clumsy | Professor beasts, Suppose ore sh on| “What cruel parents to leave wee my foot." Many other did | babies alone,” said Bess. they expect of the big footed crea-| “Wee babies, you think? Wait!" tures, Imagine thelr Bombus took them t surprise whi n| “Hirst off the couples do not go tar, seo one of these | Mr pode soon comes back to #66 ain the making, and thay found| that all ts well, If the nest ds. too > smallish birds about the) warm he takes some of the leay quails were doing the work.|out; if not warm enough more lea ire, they deserved the name | are Foot." The children had to] laugh at the enormous feet of these busy birds. Many days had birds added until the heat is just right. Then off they go, never to return, “What the fledglings?” ques- of eon spent by the a ticks, branches, Sine Erofeesor: in gathering saw several hardy fel- The children plants, leaves, flowers and piling them |lowa break. thelr shelle t on the ground until a thick, soft, through the tunnel and Ay aware Jalmost circular bed was made } Just wait tll we tell our Ktddle enough for @ bundred birds to #lt|Klub cousins about this, If they did upon, |not know that yo r But no one sits upon it. ‘They | profes Menta ta vets brought earth, sand and small stones to cover the nest, leaving only a tun- hey Jnel through the middle from top tolit is true bottom, Bess. belleve it all right because ue” Maid Bob; “Come, f we must tell them this very day The tunnel was large enough for! Told by Cousin. ni einen one to go through. At the bottom of |teen years of age, who Hves at No. the one in the finished nest there were |166 Norman Avenue, Brooklyn, — Upon - Megapode had laid After this she and her husband had | Henry Abramson, No, 608 Second Piano Playing wogdt 20 lewons, Book COUPON No, TH, Sadek of tel, Morelngetge Babe flown away. Avenue, has wone - The leaves soon decay pennant by send ‘Thts keeps ing in the names of five new mompers. j Cousin Eleanor’s Klub Kolumn ; OU are the most and kindest whole world. feeling for the It is very your | France Loulse Genay, the first cared for by us Dear Cousin Pe Quest Tg a how cam members i of hh eeud on <a cours for each ove of | Thum be went in one enrelope, Do 1 need Par ‘es, your brother may be Q. 1, wish to years old, could A. Yes. Au, may do m0. Qt would it A. 1 a new members, bered in rotation, must each name, together with the signa-| ture, age and address member just as is required when in- dividual kiddies apply ohip. My dear Cousins: children Nover a@ passes but there comes some show of lovely that do this and every one appreciates it Yesterday a letter came from Marie he says this: Eleanor ed tn ett ing fire new moniter, | § Re directions carefully you! mt, t for your chuins, tho five mew a@mmbers fust four more @ pennant and can my brother, te ‘one of k if my cousin, joln child under fifteen years of ag EARN A KLUB PENNANT, pate to use | vy? “Why did th’ Lord pick such A x10 oF wmaller if possible, round steak de gravy? i ord pick such a An award of one dollar will be| 6: Fo’ tie “dwing, Gontet’ shall we wel. "You see, my sense of humor was dead day as Sunday gor a holiday? made to Klub members who make | ™ ough ink 4 working. I put in the ‘de gravy’ so/ ashed Wille the best drawings for thelr ages.|,,@ thane ink ie ee Netter, lag to enshroud the steak with an| The teacher couldn't explatn— bas ‘ " BO. | ww |{dea of high-tonedness. ‘To toll the| Cleveland Plain Deale: The award winners will be announced | 1. nation, fram cue ceot a ween tun fe | truth, the gravy was just common) ——___ and the first of the drawings Will be! Sete a'day te S000 a sour) will Tay tor the | sop made out of flour. ‘The man H published Tuesday, July Ste’ of ‘one {Minit oritah, ¥ou"iay ‘endo. | ooks at me surprised 18 NEEOS. ‘A 22-inch felt pennant, made in the | sitioution, in, Ly the meek. mouth “oF ear, | ON eTNg peayy.* he anys, ‘Do you! 66 Y brother bought a motor Klub colors, blue and gold, and bear | ln sent iy, stanme, colus, dieck or movey orter,| know what “de” means?’ here last week,” said en ing the Kiddie Klub name, will be money onler ar tobe made out W * ‘Sure, T aye, ‘Do you? Pete: given free to ev Klub| member oy rere ene vi —~-|. “ ‘Certainly, he says, ‘What does |, a net man to the salesman who secures five new members and | it mean?’ | that stepped up to greet him, “and he to every new Klub member who JUNE DRAWING CONTEST, [0 «if you know, why should J tell| said if anything broke you would brings in with him or her four other! Draw @ picture on the subject, you?’ I ask. It was one of those non-| Supply him with new parts." Six coupons, “TED BY ELEANOR SCHORER Lucile the Waitress By Bide Dudley by the Pres Publishing ( (The New York Byu said Lucile, the} says the other fellow, | nd says: ‘1s ToT know, ng World) ‘Then he turns Waitress, as the Friendly ie me the food here cousins: It gives me joy to have the! Patron took his seat, “we Altogether,’ I tell him. “You ldo children of America think of me. ‘Chey | don't go much on them French menu| the programme over and take your must be dear children to be 80 kind. | words in this Eat-and-Beat-It joint. | choice.’ L would love to know them very well. | Hagh is " % mean,’ he retaliates, 4s it the ‘Though we have lost our dear papas | 0% ae hash and one doesn’ , We are happy here. Everybody is ao} heed no ledgerdemain to pick out his good, With lots of love to the Ameri- | poison,” can children. Lovingly, f “What's wrong now?” he asked. MARIE LOUISE GENAY, [Nothing much, except that a high- | t that you should like to read the aw t note and know what | toned couple of guys got in here to- ell, spose you each blowed you vou are doing for our cousins over | day and tried to make me look fool!sh the sea, by asking for French stuff. irst | Qarter and got your digestion full of | Cc t Eleanor. thie anges to i ins oaaot food, Could you be lose: en it th ousin Ele . m says to me is: ‘Got |», sy de Foy's gras any filly of sole? t knocked him a twister, Hi {| “*We might have, T eays, ‘but you! orders beans and so does his oom sie . patriot and neither one of Vani take beef stew and be safe, another word but grunts of aUnge | until they're through.”’ “You don't care for the French bill of fare, eh asked the Friend): Patron good-natured in the duy bey “The time had come touch off the big bomb. friend,’ [ sa! maybe twe for-me_ to ‘My dear , ‘you come in here with © ty-five cent apiece, didn't al orphans of you ‘At least that much,’ says he. orphan to be and other ions anc nswers ; ions and A ies take beet alana “ Well,’ I tell him, ‘our chef come} | trom Bung Hole, Golo., originally, and | there's no teling what he might mix It would not have to be about the members and 1 belong ey The club is very for you if he didn’t quite get you.’ No sir!” replied Tactile, “ans ing. World i bey ‘Jorn, nan th , peers. ar Temes Wort, HP coupons oF would iy be| ‘But filly of eole is fish,’ says the| Neither did those two guys, I'll bet teteamry omy to send their Reames 407 ages? | victim, 17 ells eM ccensary to een the thitt ice Ne ane 7) “T shake rnp the nearest they ever come to France was French Lick, Indiana, and (t's head dubbiously! | biscuits my n f se whiten eereral, comvositions, one | ‘You'd never get our chef to belleve| to bumblebees they never Sinvas & mew nea) i ihmitt gett fetid (What the 42," 1 gays, |took @ boat even that far. verre tle way, to. bring new members Injo, our 3 former, I | nie laughs. why that’s préfoster- ————-__ ihe {eo “Sour trendy. about nave ¢ ao yet Heit ee delotanens it, you wish Jou tay | COULDN'T EXPLAIN, A wt of six HE Sunday school teacher was explaining to the children ho wish them | please send j ‘But maybe you'd some other things like If so, step back to call Kiddieg to ae MD. ni Sie fee ane Sunday . BO eee 10 mult etree tat ‘Mad ae | into the kitchen. He's the big, rough- ist oy came to be instituted w,7OU ned white drawing paper! looking guy that’s always cussing jo aod. worked for siz Gu hem ‘ng| YOU_can’t miss him. my ‘My goodness!’ says the other one. veper that you! “Rather weird, don't you think? Tune Tune a | “The first one grins, ‘How about chicken a la king?’ he says she said, “and rested on the aevent day, Therefore the Lord blessed th venth day and hallowed it. No has any child a question td ask?t who te tive od alee menber of the Klub, 1 would | CMGKED & Ie ‘nes Willie put up his hand,” pmpber ot ne K}uty 3 rae Sorry,’ I says, ‘but this restaurant| Willie , i Fay vacation’? “onty Tam’ ta doubt | 18 for democracy and don't cater to{ Willie wishes to ask a question, ether I ‘my ‘draw in pencil and what ege| kings,” May I not recommend the! What ts tt, Willle num-} “How I would like to spend my vac: description questions that carries its| “Certainly, said the salesman, be sent with | tion.” Write your name, age, ad-|own lunch, You know—like the man he want?” dress and certificate number on the| who gets soaked in the nose and then| “He wants two deltoid musebes, of each new] back of your drawing and send it in| say 'You can’t soak me in the nose.’| couple of knee caps, one elbow nosaible, as no drawings | Well, sir, I wisht you could ‘a’ looked | about half a yard of cuticle," for member- over at that junction man, “and he wants them '@ no use trying to tel to her,’! Chyistian Register, epted later than Thursday, | hi June 28,