The evening world. Newspaper, June 9, 1917, Page 10

Sar Rrra © clara Kimball Yqun ae By BIDE DUDLEY the entertainment to be given by \the Friars in associatior with the Stage Women's War Relief at Fort Myer, Ve, to- might proves the success it should be ~ Series of such affairs will follow, to be distributed throughout the var lous camps where soldiers are being frained. Tho idea originated with ‘Secretary of War Baker, Sam H. Harris will run the show. ‘Thirty- | eight men and four women left to- day for Washington. They will be met at the train by @ committee from the National Press Club and escorted to the quarters of that org@pization, where they will be wined and dined. Autos will transport them to Fort Myer and, after the entertainment, they will start for New York on a) tain leaving at midnight. Pre dent Wilson and Secretaries Maker, Daniels, Tumulty and others of the “official family” will witness the per formance to-night. ’ FESTA A BIG SUCCESS. It 4s predicted to-day that the Mac- dougal Alley Festa will earn more than $100,000 for the Red Cross and other war charities of the Allies, Mre. W. K, Vanderbilt jr. and Mrs, Charles B. Dillingham, composing the Enter tainment Committee, are being con sratulated on all sides, THE ARMED LADY. John Connery of No, 2 West One Hundred and Twenty-first Street writes us that each morning at ex- actly 5.15 o'clock he sees a pretty arm appear in a window across the court from his room and draw the shade, Without telling us how he happens to be noticing such things each morning at 6.15, Jobn slips us this ditty: lady with the pretty arm, Would you thiok {t-siy bare, to my 7 4 700, Wee rena cust And your igen “Au ‘ny ‘dreatme—that's certals “'S'MATTER, The Boy's Right. If It Wasn't for Legs All the Pantmakers Would Be Out of a Job! : I SAM DOYou Know WHAT KAGS ARE FOR Come +jBRE AND war ARE YOUR hEGS FOR. wit THe FUNCTIONS OF YouR NETHER EXTREMITIES ? OLD GRINDSTONE GEORGE 1917, Press Publishing Co, (N, YT, venting World) HOW EXASPERATING. Harold Atteridge and Kd Wynn In- duiged in a game of golf on the St Albans links the other day. At one point in the contest Atteridge lost the ball, ‘If you don't find it,” sang out — “tt will count as one stroke.” » Atteridge hunted everywhere, al in vain, Then he slyly dropped another ball down the leg of his poseners, and, as it appeared near his font, y wer there you are. I've found it, “No, you haven't,” replied Wynn, “Why haven't 1?” demanded Atter- Mi ® “FB ecause,” came from Wynn, “I've been standing on it.” BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Bil Brown wasn't handsome; in fact, he was plain, with one of those faces that give you @ pain. His fect were like flatboats; his hands were like hams; his ears made one think of a couple of clams, There wasn't a man, young or old, In the town as ugly as gawky, ungainly Bill Brown, Bill loved Nancy Lee and proposed that they wed. She laughed. “Don't be foolish! Forget it!" she said. One day Mary White went to lee, They talked about indulging in tea. Said } Brown is @ regular chap. I ' that fellow, I'll just set my cay.” She went on her way and Miss Lee culled up Bill, He dropped in t night and , received her “I will.” They married at once and to sweet Mary White be- |} longe all the credit, or blame, Am 1} |} nent? - - Joe Schenck and Julius Steger were at the Belmont racetrack recently.| 2 After studying his programme closely STEGER CHIDES SCHENCK, j By Bud Counihan OH! 'S DREADFUL “HES STAYIN’ OUT LATE NIGHTS - I-X WAT FoR Him Hour AFTER HOUR (SNIFF) EVERY FOoTSTEP ON “TH' SIDEWALK THINK MUST BE, (Bee-Hee) BUT No “S'MATTER “MINNIE * ONLY MARRIED AWEEK AN INTTEARS — HAS “woe Gone Done SOMETHIN’ WRONG wor! mY"NEWiEW oe" —"A Coad BoY be AE WuZ PULL’ H-HE D-DID'NT Home WTILL— —— HALF PAST Liv’ FATHERLY “TALK -ER—HOW LATE Does HE STAY OUT BU Give’ SE” NING WORLD'S THE EVE CONDUCTED BY By Bide Dudley , 1017, by the Prem Publishing Co, “ce F course you've noticed Lily, Outdoorland (The New York Breu'ng World), ‘I been sick th: ain't got strength to ree weeks and k. I thought Sqhenck said: Ovgrriah 1017. ty ‘ulius, how do you like Queen of the Sea?" “Joe,” replied Steger impatiently, “you are always thinking of the rac- ing yachts, aln't you?” Vrew Publighing od, & cup of coffee would And then I had go; juck this morning.’ “I don't ask luck, but just EAR COUSIN KIDDIES: Already I have received sev- | eral letters from cousins saying they are to have a definite place for thelr various contri- | butions and inclosing poems, compo- counter, ain't you?" asked brace me up. Lucile the waitress of the friendly 7 ' ° e terribl The Story of the Beaver ee ee “cc H, Bombus, I know that you him about his hard He goes ow nickel check as he leaves, “Yes, indeed," he replied, “I mean you've noticed her only me and her mixed how delighted home lessons pa ny Gossip. for to-morrow is tu find out all about Was seen ractising shooting at allery in Patinades Park recently. Why? “And now comes thi it in here yesterday and had quite ‘ ain't no more than I'm trotting around made in the 9 the jump when an old man comes in and sets at the counter, sitons or stories to publisn in the | ‘ontributions From Just @ word, my friends, about all such donations: e punch tn the the beaver, other duties and started off to visit Professor of Outdoorland, just as much & verbose war, A 22-inch felt pennant, you, Klub colors, blue and gold, and bear- says to me and Lily: “ bert | Cause you can tell mi get in Pua iathen’or a nee ar any big, cluinsy encyclopedia and y. He den name him Steve, Charlie Chaplin says he'll quit film aviing and go fishing when he gets |™o $10,000,000. ‘That sum ts our limit, too. Aaron Jones of Chicago has bought the Illinois rights to the Evelyn! Thaw film, “Kedemption.” Hiram a them for New England. the Twins under a long term con- gract. After “The Follies" they'll act In a dramatic production | Ira Hards, who staged “Mary's | Ankle” for A. H, Woods, 19 to direct | the rehearsals for Samuel Shipman's play, “The Target.” paper states Jin fighting tn Franc “Say, you oughta see: denly she rips off her PA ye) She grabs old man Tr arms around I can see it T—-Write as plainly as possible. |ing the Kiddic SECOND—Use only one side of the | given free to every Klub member who emb to| be PIRD- State whether it is original |every new Klub member Sho brings | Well, when 1 ans ey i. eee isd y itions he just orders coffee, jin with him or her four other new | Mylene he Just orders cottee: art to rumbinating in my mind. | decide the old guy's hungry and with- y/0Ut nobody's aid 1 slip him some| toast and a piece | Understand and I just tell him he's @ new customer and it is yur politics jook none too prosperous, never can tell about that kind, 4 do it in your own entertaining way.” & report that be will "wn thing could give me moro pleas- declared the Prot st courtly bow This Bess and Bob did, and found | naselves on the t bordered by a fore Th secures five Ns the door she gues. ure, icks and, throwing he: his neck, Kisses him, through the winder, her head against his ch with him patting her day she don't but just looks sad, ‘This means whether you have writ- | members, ten something out of your own clever head, without having copied it ¢rom anywhere and without ever having | know that all my cousins will do as because we are bound to under Pennant winners’ will be published. est and cries, heard tt before. If that i» the way you have written i marked “Origin way the klub motto, And it ain't about You do not know how delighted I | these bits of from the pens of my many but charity covers a mul- | He's grateful | THE BEAVERS WERE BUILDING HOUSES WITH STRONG WALLS. by one of the busle the bea It was rem and served Nowhere The work This {8 only ct enat the sound can be heard a@ long) ‘ should see them published rather She sees I'm giving hin stuff. That is why I wish you to be particularly careful about | the manner in which they are sent in, $ Contributions From Klub Members { n't say nothing thoug’ It was diMoult to re than my own 6 uehtlene was the same ine that their |the food?’ she demands. “What do you care?’ I shoot back. nship was excoilent covering and pro- | fashionable counter a bigger-hearted girl, THIS LAD HAS TALENT, water flowed Jobn Reilly, aged sixteen, of the By ‘| don't care nothing, xcept in this case, I knock her block off if she don’t quit incinders ‘That old man's the father of| ting that I'm an old maid.” . al state ly It 19 nice to tell your age, too, be- tecting In its orginal stat | Have you evr be | You come, © moon, ret.| cause many of the mout uelightful When the’ night is ‘same awing down slim trees, east side, writes us to ask how he can | ing’ th get on th & good © down to it; also, that he can do 4! rap little jigging He A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. members in the klub keep up @ steady ok down at the earth like @ comet pam | correspondence, They chouse a name from out those published in the kor- ner and write to that cousin. course it 1s much more fun te write to cousin near one's OWN age. why it Is best to state your age as | weil as your name and address, Looking forward to receiving a con- tribution from you, I am your In- j/animal, it seemed quite un h wet|5 1) Bombus had assured ers were they never thought to doubt the all- with! wise Pre Jimmy Hicks, who throwed me down for Mamie Morgan.’ “'T get you,’ | says, stage. He says he'd make | cementing median if he'd let his mind | earth Villages and towns, ‘Just because you the go-by y |have me to starve his father, You a fine specialty of a w “*Needn't to mind what ; 08, most diMeult thing of all eens Wy Nery the water fr NEL fe itor the children was to keep perfectly A a A mation stayed s nad w wntil they saw creatures at home themselves upon how Howdy, Mister Hicks,’ she says ‘I guess you don't know me.’ Back and forth The man who ty up on his toes ali! the time ia usually well-heeled F _—— these DR. BINGLE’S TIPS, | buliding Don't worry, if by some accident you! materials t n a twinkling the animals bad dis- | non till the break of "i “He looks up and answers: Cousin Eleanor. are decapitated. Save your money |The m sible and you'll get ubead. FOOLISHMENT. it L A Mara iuens [48 FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE: “He's a dentist out in the agricul tural district.” “Is he doing well?” lat "Oh, yes. All the farmers have acres Pisno Playing ta’ mali ied free. 161 W, 126th you're Lily, ain't you?’ “| am,’ comes from her, ‘Where's | your worthless yon? “The old man's licked already. |body would be who's eating charity | He kinda smiles confused and : ‘Oh, you mustn't call him that, ye last look around aud thes, farerell " red the sto 0 stor Sxl NUDEMAN, age 18, No, 477 ‘s and tree trunks together was made | (excepting for th mason beaver hitting | had been anywh “What did you ¢ | Bob of Bess, Impatiently b, did you seo that their small and the toes are separated and that thelr back sre large and webbed nnn HOW TO JOIN THE KLUB AND OBTAIN YOUR PIN. Beginning with an Keep Baby Healthy! Clothes washed with that beavers | . Many Aven ‘ In the auow, compact b st for?” asked broad So powerful » strenuous the blow JUNE DRAWING CONTEST, VAN’S NORUB Weet-smelling amd nar d will not irsix 12 the Kiddie Ky “Why not?’ she states, ‘He's let- 1809 Vyee Avenue T would Send y ¥ rue 2 Eleanor, every one gould be By KOBIM RAUT le Vi iN as soon as pos-|1 wanted you to see wings Will be Kiddie Klub, RULE, age 11, No, 10 Pution icks is worthless bum,’ Rai. pe Hicks is a worthless bum " The back feet are to swim with,” “The old mam don't say jained Bombus. you have quite a store of award | information ab the| added and disap From ANNA MB No, 110 Sussex Street, Jersey City, dollar will be made | ex to Klu 2 drawings ft winners bt 20 lean Mogens, Bots first of the drawings will be Tel, Moruiugude #v¥0, | Tuesday, July 8, | with a few hot sente ettiket and the argument fs finished Piath i* strong and inate KIDDIE KLUB COUPON NO, eee RICK, age eleven, through and peckons to me. Do, 1714 Bathgate “I'm much obliged!’ he eays soft- i} Then it quick Nor Neo wast Teath | By SYDNbY FuBréubN Avenue,