The evening world. Newspaper, May 28, 1917, Page 16

tte [—comre race] Fyeping World Daily Magazine Frese May 28. 1912! | — | “'S'MATTER, POP?” The Time S Spent in Turning “Around Should Be Counted Too! By C: M. Pay ‘About Plays) ——$—_—=$ ____ ; De You ivand TO] HAR OF THE TIME Any! Youve Teen) SToP d-4, | jo CONTRADICT Me, ] ph | and Players RUNNING INTO J* : Tt | pony ee WHAT I've BAcr RUNNING (a / | * 0 THis ROOM FOR { Do You MEAN, SIR j__By BIDE DUDLEY _}) A H. WOODS fs announcing his ast ih OF (7 ,.POr oe Pt ol plans for next season. In bis list of new plays are “Mary's Ankle,” by May Tully; “The Target,” oy Samuel Shipman; “The Potash & Perlmutter Film Company,” by Mon- 4gue Glass and Jules Eckert Good- rring Barney Bernard and Alexander Carr; ‘The Scrap of Pa- | by Owen Davis, from a story by Arthur Somers Roche, starring Rob- ij ert Hilliard; a new musical piece by | } Guy Bolton, PB. G. Wodehouse and Jean schwarts, starring the Dolly | oumlers “Call it version of “The Girl starring Mabel MoCane; Comrrigh, 1817, Prom Pebiishing Ce. (N.Y, Prening Wart) Sema, iz, aeee teres, Saftees : : . OK ah 7 : : srt and seer ee Bead OLD GRINDSTONE GEORGE It Took 100 Sheets to Keep One Telegram Down to Ten Words! By Clifton Meek. 7 ie et y macy orn b “Fingerprints,” by Minnie Sone! “The Gay Lothario,” by ©. W. Bell 4 and Mark Swan; “The Small ‘Town! ca by Eugene Walter and Cronin | Wilson; “His Honor, the Judge,” jy Aye Nanay and Jean Rioux; “Play.ng e “by Ashton Stevens ‘ons | Chasien Bah Michelson, and new plays for, an Rambeau and Robert War righ Preee Publishing Co. (N. Mr. Woods will open his new thea- tre in Chicago early in November | with "Cheating Cheaters.” | BY WAY OF DIVERSION. | I kaow @ young man with a job as} acierk. From 9 until 6 he's expected to work. His duties are light, #o | ‘ felt somewhat jarred to hear him complain he was working too hard. Ola Johnathan Rocks bas ten mill- jona, 1 guess, and yet he seems ever to be i distress, The clipping of coupons his whole life bas marred, He always complains that he's work- To-day, Jimmy he 5 me sadly ey sald; “Howdy, pard! fvaint feelin’ well, for I'm workin’ too hard.” I think It's #0 foolish #0 many of us, about our em- ployment, should kick up a fuss. For most of us, life is as soft as new lard, TU end Af rhyme now, for I'm working too hi | PIPE THIS, | ANNAI Philip B. Dooner, our old reliable) admirer of actresses and poet extra- erdinaire, saw Anna Wheaton in “Ob, Boy" the other evening and lost no time in writing the followiag poem By Bud Counihan about her re ap CANT A’ BGDY” Look OUTA > I HEAR SHE wey See. Come AWAY FROM Her OWN WINDER \’FATHEAD: MARRIED A GTRUGGLIN' BUT “Twas No USE —HE CoUuLDNY GET AWAY # “THAT WINDER - AINT UZ ONIN LOOKIN’ AT YouR \ Y'GOT No MANNERS “pose “DAUGHTER AN HER NEW é WELL “TH’ OLE oe =DAWGONIY NOBODY feet Sy Uaasa ty ATS ALLY) | GAL Wuz A aossir. CAN PASS @puT Wor BONG TS ve. "EM } the Gaiety Theatre's cat, is HAVE, dead, He fised nine years—one for WELL NES - HE DID STRUGGLE YOUNG LAWYER ! each of his lives. William — Collier appear in “Noth! But the Trach" the three heared time to-night, There'll be juvenirs. | The I Place Theatre is no longer the home of German plays. To “Mer Child,” in Bnglish, will open there. | Mme. Frances Alda intended to sing “Poor Butterfly” at the Hippo- d benefit last night, but when | found Sophye Barnard, who made | song famous, had the same idea, | diva gracefully changed he: ertoire, ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, Moerner—Corrine is at No. 720 West One Hundred and Bighty-fret Street, care Mrs. Charies J, Harris, Ch, R.—See the directors at the studios, Take the Fort Lep ferry. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, Th Constanle at Kickapoo, Ne! 3 ees OF COURSE NOT. 667 TC HIS man,” exclaimed a ta during the course of a hate | in the Weat, ‘is not tam and never has been. To keep @n asylum is a blow directed human rights, an assault upon thi sacred institution of Mberty, and”. But," interposed the Court, “did |PORTRAIT OF A SUNDAY PICNIC! “ON THE FIVE-FIFTEEN ocher dentist paving a tooth pulled, EVERETT WRITES A SONG, Everett Steele Moseley, poet laureate eo «=e wae sete {By GOSH\ IT SEEMS To ME +, N OST OF MY LIFE 1S SPENT ; DONT LISTEN To HER Jaavis-} HERE'S A BE — woTIFuL a ot Williamsburg (according to his own Bailie “THe MING HERE yaavis! JUST OVER UNDER “THAT OAK (CHASING TRAINS - I CHASE , 4 Wit tz you not prove some weeks ago, when! jasion), has written a song called ST To EAT — GRASS IN THE NEAT FIELO ~~ 1A IA THE MORNING, AND I, = _— the defendant was on trial for nwr-j bo Whirl” | “Tus 1S A FINE SPO) A 1 ta) Min te Boci ae ne Sar ovat 10 m0 nh AND SHADE. AN’ EVERYTHING — Come On yaRuis! der, that he had been from birth an vation. a. is TREES So - : Insane person?" ening. ‘What do you think? Here tt UNYER Ber yere | eae yy Sy str rage commence GLC eee ener ‘The lawyer smiled tn @ S way, “Surely,” he said, “ Ome evuing. go the golden oon mak low behind would not have it believed that this |. manly chap ext smoking Court Is on the intelectual plane of: that jury."--Case and Comment, =e t ~9 ead * ks Aad Ne te more moving pictures than were : -n t =, ; OH LooKit PoP Th Bast thie Sid Fabiined mother: “Was, rou e is fag “ork koe T Bi | \ } Can 3g tall tow wa Unb you bare tied 3 FOUND A GREAT B® | HEY JAR ~ — WoRM WATH STCKers BRING THAT FEBD ON IM} LooKW sTure DowN BY c AW STU =e z THIS BROOK | AND =. ‘ = = — wea "me Sea pret wiped @ tser trom off i Se aie et 6 YOO An) VAL ! 1 i trge,« tanto trek oF ature tome FIND APLACE AND | 14 campy tore to be & berkewp, mopping w te | | Have IT OVER WITH: Or do iluse blackface stunt cae Pullman pel- tae 18 oe “32 40 thawe things tot to me t's $ Oe eat te eet Hie T'S the rubbing that ferme 2. wears out your ‘Tne laid tte hoor MET vie teat mother worn end makes washing hard bie es ha ta ines sort pines ant atte and slows ab fylgittg heed | VAN’s NoRUB ‘ Tae i'tow fo Congrmeman dividing up the Mid J ge 1" his etanding tm the well-knows | ISn’r THE 1DER OF Wy West NA To é ad hare cleaner clothes and Me A tw ota of dou and yt heme Mad oe eee Lil. AIRMORED-TRAIN 5c & 10c packages He ike of mother at the clove of exc DO THE THING THEY CHASER ! At your dealer's, ¢ and > 1T WAS NO COMEDY, Louts (Married) | im an Atlantic City recently, asked about the town, H “There's a new one at the Apollo,” i Feplind the barber dy?" asked Louis, \ aa an came the reply, “ain't t tho revolionm te tow woke te - ARE as ipl A Van Zile Co,, Mira, West Hoboken, N. \ ; FoR VRIN, é ’ a shows in DoE In rome Penang mS. Seaning like that, It's Rony. all the by Music Hall Singers? (American) @ good Indlan, with long halr and an | knew from Mr. Morrison, so the pro- | way through,” an excellent idea, Your ES ambition to shine in the ma, He ducer of ¢ Thirteenth Chair” en- | Wants to know how to g« t t gaged Pr y with reat gusto, LAMBASTING JACK | —- ting @ Job. At last we're stumped. | . TO ENTERTAIN CHILDREN, The only Indians we know of in the FOOLISHMENT, h'New York theatrical gume are the made a few suggestions along the and E. ¥. Albee, Bert Levy, artist- ticket scalpers Mme of patriotism’ and #o forth, He stopped, however, when one day he received a postal card bearing the following “Dear Jack—There ts a little mis- understanding in Whitehall, Could you spare the time to run across and THE CHIEF WOULD ACT, put it right (of course, if you are not| Chief Manat tee proud). We think a Government | writes us fron ¥ 3 a Childr Uf mut h toget th YP aiway~hut adler j FAY ASSISTS PRIESTLY William Harris lay engaged FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE Lundere stand the Princess Fay Bainter| “A stove is hottest when it's just learned all eho! been coaled.” i | Pain ine ap Pi laying taught 90 lemene, B | ied free. Original Obriatensen | 161 W, 12606 at, Tel, eguinaeas 6 & be When Jack Norworth was at the! | Duke of York's Theatre, London, he At the invitation of A, Paul Ke ‘ :