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Fveping World Daily N\agazine rT Monday, May ¥Y¥, 1917 But When He Grows Up Will He Be Wiilie or Will He Be Will p Meta e Cc. M. Payne He seems ter OWLNo © [ Be ale su H 1 and Players lava A ‘ Gace ce . \Bur we Dont CALL HIM Wik fp a we ALK HIM WILLIE! i SMATTER ? By Bide Dudley | STOCK COMPANY has deco A established at the Warburton Theatre, Yonkers, which should WIRL TRET WEEN oOuR WHORE FAmM'LY hot be overlooked by the Broadway Producers, Harry A. Conklin and Carl Hunt are in charge, and it Is their plan to stage some plays never before acted. Mr. Conklin is of the Conklins of New York and Hunting- ton, 1. L, and Mr. Hunt formerly wes urth Street , play opeas it is “A Delirious Day,” @ ‘om the pon of Mr, Conklin, | s other plays, "4 season ends d. While f natural feence, he wouldn . cut loose and & mile If some manager shoul sider one or ail of his play enough to be produced on Bro} Ye Ruth Fielding and John Litel are tha’ pi, Coprrien’, 1917, Press Pu jeading people in the company, which peop! | - hm - — GRINDSTONE GEORGE Hereafter His Rambles Will Not Include Scrambles in Patches of Brambles! By Clifton Meek fs said to be excellent clear through. PAUL DROPS A LINE. Paul W. Egues was gn a battle- @hip yesterday when something oc- curred that made him hunt up a) fountain pen and write us instanter. | Ho wan talking with an officer and | his wife when the thing came off. “Yhe conversation turned to thea- tricals,” says Paul, “and the officer | asked me if I knew De Wolf Hop-; r. Just us T was about to say I! Baa never had the honor of meeting Mr. Hopper, the officer’s little child spoke up: “‘Papa,’ she sald, ‘I know de grass- hopper.” | COMEDY FOR MISS PAINTER. Eleanor Painter, of “Lilac Domino” and “Princess Pat" famo, will be seen in a four-act comedy called “The Pursuit of Pamela” next season under | ‘er Morosco. | an Amer- plays pro rho Pursuit of Seer |, Brees Publishing Ca. (N, ¥. Rivening World) the management is by Chester B. ¥ n who has had » us sondon. tropolis: Gladys Cooper in the star Morosco will produce it in Los An- jen in September and bring it to jew York in October, BILLIE BURKE HAS A PLAN. Billie Burke has undertaken to or- ganize and completely equip an Amer- jean Red Cross unit which, it is an- nounced, will be sent to the French | front in charge of Dr. Joseph B. Bis- sell of St. Vincent's Hospital, who will remain abroad to direct its op- erations. Funds for this puryose will be raised at a benefit performance at he Cent Theatre Sund ve- q ate ning, May 27. Miss Burke will man: HENRYTA WISE OLE BIRD WHY SHE SES Loves Divide wait balne capenaly writes Gabe. TEU ene MOEN) A We NP: ie “ “TALK WITH), ME a ae ; DRAMA ON A 8TEAMBOAT, YNEICE “ELLA” CARES Word SHE SEEM A LOT WHEN You'Re fs pe OE A“HANG” FoR _— The first dramatic performance FoR Me oR Nor! WO iiKe “6 “TALK WITH HER HUH? \ f tS , ever given on » Hudson River boat : “To You AN’ (6 Uses 11 take place Sunday evening, May BRE BRIGHT AN’ 20, on @ special stage erccted in tho WITTY IN HER. dining room of the Benjainin B, Odell, ; LNG NY the Central Hudsoa fleet. The derson Players will do the act- ing. If the initial performance is a success a veries of them may be ar- ranged, BY WAY OF DIVERSION. We got a little wabbly calf whose name is Dolly Gray. She jist drinks milk an’ doesn't try to swaller grass er hay. Her muvver's name ls Mary Ann. She's port of bluck an’ blue She never calls her Dolly Gray, In stead she cails her “Moo!” When Dolly Gray ts feelin’ fine she'll kick her heels an’ run, An’ nen she puts her head down low an’ has a lot o' fun. If Rover growls er barks at her, | you bet he has to fly, ‘cause Mary | Ann starts after him with murder in| her eye. One day when Dolly Gray | was good [ petted her a while, but! wuddeniy she kicked h heels in aw- ful naushty style. knocked me down an’ | got up an’ said I'd tell my Ma. But Dolly Gray jist blinked her s an’ grinned an’ answered, | “Ba-ah!" | a - Emer | WELL WELL, T JUST HAPPENED ‘ai Mrs. Fiefifteen Will Have to Have Some Garden to Break Even! ¢ , 7 eS 5 | | INTIMES LIKE THESE One Tas | } Sophye Barnard bas tonsiitis, Poor | To THINK=~ TODAY 1S OUR “TENTH ESE oO} /AINT (7 Gremr THE way P( YEAH THEY CAN |) PACT aan Peteter wilt make ner| | \ ANNIVERSARY! 1 MUSTGET CARROL SHOULD GIVE USEFUL GIFTS. Tas owen ge Taxing wien! Tey WANES | |{ Oke Moai Kt NOT HOE If Hlorrow night at the Monart auclotyrs SQME KIND OF A PRESENT! I THINK L KNOW WHAT WILL GARDEN'IDEA? Wy wired hove AGneDEN too caval] |S BORzNT DO ANY An cre rt, BUTS ON HER: } Cire) Dee ascaces 195 Gis WHAT SHALL IT Be ? MAKE A HT AN Pors CRIN INT L DeNTMtie EMA TERLED tp of @ Shetland pony at Shady Brook WITH HER HIGH-COST-OF-LIVING INS. -Themers A BAe +] \TOTRy Vt FoR menage io" : ~ —aeonceerne? Our BACK YARD IvERY HObsARD* Wee : oO} Farm. He will name it Dillingham | Hippodrome Luescher, | SHERMAN, ‘The fifty-six little girls of the Hip- | SAID A LOT podrome Free Ballet Class received thelr diplomas yesterday, At the - same time Annette Kellermann an nounced that Rose Marks of No, 127 ° dred and Forty-first ABour, > WHAT? Street was entitled to the $100 for b the best design for a bathing sult g m j-Terie Snubs Lar itmiptieih vie. cahy eet iate Se ——— So eiee | yy = “ual WHAT JUST WHAT | |, RS , eo | _T WANTE 0! Tose ARE my Tat i$ My GARDEN Gowns | en aa BA Te ; weir Ss ? THoPE JARUS WiLL RE | \ Guse ware out! You Y_ Qureir BAY Eder me Yea% PLEASED WITH THE GIFT | ie TROT rer . 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