The evening world. Newspaper, May 3, 1917, Page 20

Freping World Daily Magazine = | “"'S’MATTER, POP!” It Would Be Safer All "Round to Impersonate, Say, a Caterpillar! About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY _ ROTHY DONNELLY, although ‘ § she bas been an actress some 4 : umpteen years, has never been Th vaudeville. On numerous occa-| Bions vaudeville has flirted with her, | but she has invariably told him, or it) § 40 go about their business, And now, faving managed to get our pronouns | ©) tangied up, we'll tell the story. | | Dorothy Donnelly is soon to make her | ‘@ebut in the two-a-day, Sho will! appear tn William C. De Mille’s play- let, “Food,’ which was played at the | Princess several years ago, Alexan- | .@er Leftwich is the impresario in- <¥olved. We don't know what she'll | ak for her act, but it's cinch *Food,” at this time, will be bigh. — $ r EY! WHAT THA SAM 18 THE (DRA OF JUMPING ON A SLEEPING DoG HILLIARD’S NEW VEHICLE. A. H. Woods has engaged Kobert “Billiard to star in @ play called “The @erap of Paper,” @ dramatization by Owen Davis of Arthur Somers | “Roche's story printed recently in a “Periodical. Rebearsals will begin shortly for a spring season out of a, Mr. Hilliard will appear on way in the play next season if | ali goes well, | BY WAY OF DIVERSION. It's strange how songs will come @nd go. It's only been a year or #0 that “Tipperary” thrilled us through, Qs stirring songs are apt to do. But) mow we never hear it sung. 11 diod, | ft seems, while very young, and vn ‘the scrap-heap it was cast with other ditties of the past. What ts it in a wong these days that makes it burst into a biaze of popularity #0 quick, in a year go up Balt Creek? it might strains from my phono- Ee of “Tipperary” made friends wh, Said they: “Say, when that tune is through, be up to date! Play @omething new.” Convict 1011, Prose Publishing Ca. (6. ¥, Bvening World) PLANS FOR “WANDERER.” “The Wanderer,” which its ‘engagement at the Manhattan Opera House Saturday night, will reopen at that theatre on Aug. 16, and after “playing there four and a half weeks, ‘will go on tour in two special trains, The first stop will be at the Metropolitan Opera House, Phila- delphia. The production will next <o nid the bedars| Oper eon, Boston, and on Jan. it will open an en- Te ~ ~ ent at the Auditorium, Chicago.) HENRY HASENPFEFFER niga will be composed of 250 / People. PLAYS FOR MOROSCO. | Oliver Morosco bas accepted trom | . Me. : AM! WoT A GREAT : Brederiok Trucadell, the actor, « play a EWEN {Y WUZ— OUR, Dy Pater aur wn ! WHY bP agg Fer on,” written oy e WEDDIN' DAY- OH! BOY! | LEME GREDPED FERRED j — nee ern has aiso boon obtained GY tele pres t by ok taailles WTO Ake TH MARRIAGE "i IN MY LIFE? By bud Couninan ducer. Vows HUH ? NOTHING CHEAP FOR 8AM. iD no matter what they cost! The day he took a friend into a store to “set ‘em up.” The} d selected a 7 cent cigar and the put the box on the showcase. . Shipman was engrossed in a statement concerning his plans for ext season and did not at first notice | ae on the cigar box. When he| e taken three of the smokes out of | box and handed his friend one, | hy suddenly saw he way buying 7/ 4x gent weeds. It horrified him. Grab- v/v bing the cigar out of hi» friend's hand | he dumped all three back in the box. “No!” he said, shuking his head @mphatically. “No cheap cigars for ~ 5 Bie. Get out something better.” ~ ~_ Copyright, 1917, Press Pu coon or the clerk put another box on the ee et owcese. Mr. Shipman took three _ ~ etgare and paid for them. The three a the Winter Garden 90 that he may age: him a quarter. keep track of the baseball games on matinee days. anil List Pony ren ne tla Me Shubert and John Craty openea a delay in the arrival of|a now play called “The Charmed @ steamer bringing the. manuscript | Bird” at the Shubert, New. Haven, of The Old Lady Shows Her Medals,” | | night, Mary Young had the from London, the opening of the three | principal role Short Barrie plays at tho Empire ke O'Hara will close his tour In Theatre bas been postponed until |” Heart's Desir jaturday night, “4 May 12, in Pittsburg! Almost every man in “The Thir- CRAWFORD MOVES AGAIN, teenth Chair” is eligible for conserip- “pileen," now at the Shubert will] on, and William Harris jr., manager feave that theatre on May 12, and|0f the show, has begun engaging un- two days later Clifton Crawford in| derstudies. He says he'd like to have “Her Soldier Boy" will move from |tWo companies, one at the front and the Lyric to the Shubert. A motion | 0ne here. ture of Russian life of to-day en- be “One Law for Both” will be| A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, @een at the Lyric beginning May 1%.| As a matter of economy, Zip Kin- — ney of South Norwalk, Conn. on GOSssiP. hearing bread had gone up in price, Funeral services for the late Car-| ordered his wife to bake nothing but Johnson will be held at the Elks |“ ub to-morrow at 8 P. M. John Drew, who was to have closed FOOLISHMENT. fm “Major Pendennis" in Boston, has sseetee, Weta is nme the ore to the Coast with the play and] — 1" yoo aD) Lucile the Waitress By Bide Dudley STR eee ) : ees ai Pa eee eg OW = DIDN'T THINK VE GOT To BE MOR Be ane dy Rae Carer —— SHOULDER! | Oop the Pres Publix é The N York & 6ETTYID you ever meet one of those | advice guys who knows ox actly how this and that| likely." ht to be?” asked Lucile, the watt: | good logick that tt of the friendly patron | proves too much for bis sense of te- , indeed,” he replied, jbuff. He quiets down and orders ou know—they're all sort o' un-| milk toast But when I'm tn bis placed general ma: Well, I got] vissinitude a moment later ho gets one in here to-d d say, from the | 80ine pie way he went on one might he was the Director of Public taurants, if there is such a thing First thing he says when I go bye- bye in his direction ts: ‘Why dc you people dust off these stools? I'd e you to dust ‘em if you want 4 rain your patronage.’ “Oh, boy, but my nanny! Just five minutes antedating his 1 paper ‘em Wwe you to get fresh wut ok. ‘If we di ima,’ I re 9 whut woulda’ T Was as ustomers That Proves to be the repellant ks the Cambellite’s “ grunt and js at ne rest of his din- en he De8 out he a money with him away unter, but really, I don't om such u faulty guy, rearing in Los Angeles. You jas Margo Anglin is to revive “Bilk 1 Stockings.” She will open a spring Aak four in Salem, Mass, to-morrow Boe ‘these ight and then play in Atlantic City "The name of tho Ziegfeld show] FROM THE CHES atop the New Amsterdam The | “—phey' js TNUT TREE. bas been changed to “The Zlegteld] pactory on the p Hleven Phirty P. M. Frolic.” ee What for De Wolf Hopper has had a news To make use of the ln a: Cider placed in his dressing room at ; . ne links, 5 pres | onslauge, Lilly, the t no my morning ec jwas feeling Mkt |the whole Hindent renches, 8o, as you ca etheart, I ¢ vead at the ple cour mented diversely mn, and 1|* f I could whip| line of| y, $s, little uild a sausage don't care for eriticisers, do ked the friendly patron, don't," sald Luelle. ‘Then patron's fork out of his ela (ann een she pfxamined it and sald ‘Listen, tran : . at that feed-iron, will you? have to refer you to the dusting de-|Gce, that makes me sore! What partment, This 1s the obligatory| need in this old shop ts a few dish. end, where us little ladies accepts| W48hers that ain't in a hurry to An Jout turkey-trotting. Guess ll ha . f to give those wranglers a plec “ ‘But,’ he says, ‘1 don't want tol vice.” @ ple08 46 has set down on a lot of dust,’ “‘Lt won't injure your health none,’ I say freely and devil-may-care. |(Didn't you never hear th Jabout “Dust thou are, Must return?!" WHew! 1 wonder tF MY HAND witt EVER 4 GET WELL? ——/ J ood | orders a ACCORDING TO HOYLE, POOR PROFIT, MAN came in from the moun-| ARRY DICKSON tells of an old tains to a .ittle country store negro mammy who was ent | and pure a jug of fron starv whisky. As he did not want to carry! wo whi %% around with him, he decided to |) writer's | Mave it at the grocery until he went! moth f sework | Bome. for the old negress, but after working For identification he took a deck of a gay or two Mand wid 6 @rde from his pocket, selected the ore of hearts, wrote his name upon and tied it to the handle of the 4 ty He then ambled forth But | have work f{ He returned in about three hours! Said Mrs. Lteh @b4 found the Jug missing, the money you by the white] usional odd That's from a por a tale ines | l'It's from Longboy’s "Ss an o: | “AN right’ L says. ‘Let tt go “A that! Does that make it any less| detrimental to the observance you| GORDON~24 in, just made? | an, © must] f to go out collectin’ foh she explained. | "Bay, Bill,” he cried in excitement’! “I know said the » was w 46 the proprietor ‘of the store, “do|I « > col Nothing m formfit you know what became of that jug| ar: of mine?” { ' ‘Bure, I do,” was the prompt reply. | ing? of the subject, 8 4 for collect | , | Joiner came along with the| ‘I don't « , 1 Man “ w " ‘ i : with n Mandy, “I ‘e wot to have paper ones,' I tell Sos hearts an’ took It."—Phila- only. gets, what lecta.""—Green him S078 AND BANDS ARE CURVE crr Ledger. ok Magasine “why?! ‘O FIT THE SHOULDERS. \ Why? he asks. " 2 for 306 “‘Because the Roustabout starts! CLUETT. PEABODY 6.CO INC MAZERA