The evening world. Newspaper, April 24, 1917, Page 18

——— a ee LE peo te nt. memeuencnern sammie race |] Evening World Daily Magazine & 0 TN RETR Tse esiascenen Tuesday, April 24, 1917 cOomMIC | About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY ORA BAYES isn’t through with N the “Two Hours of Song” idea by @ long shot. Before another th goes by she will install her entertainment in a Broadway the- atre and there {t will remain all sum- mer, Nora avers. But this time she won't call it “Two Hours of Song She wants a new name for it—« nice one, of course—but can't think of _ id od it “Two Hours of penes weit Miss Bayes last evening, “people thought I was the only thing f@ it. Why, hod durn it, | was asel @4 by twenty-five—count ‘em, twe! ty-twe—peopie.” “But, novertheless, you, Whole show, weren't you? ted y grinned, “Got away) Shore Ba Nlores's head” ebe said. HAM ABK8 A FAVOR. Peden Brabam recently left the east of “Latte Lady in Blue” to re- | were the, somebody @umed the rol dane inant raham, playing it the firet ign in’ Wiunington, Del. Yesvarday Mr, Braham sent bis successor tele 3 reine cesate tna rie Be « pall” HE HAD A GOOD ONE. Frances Earle, of yaudevill o 4, during an intermission, | aan talking about Russian names. | “I don't seo why the lll eople with such comp! breed Change them,” #ald Miss “1 really pity those who bave to pro- nounce them. As for the owners of the names 1 really think they’re chumps to keep them.” Hire another man woom Mins Barie knew approached them and she wish- ed to introduce Bim. ‘Turning to the an, ahe sald: ony the way, may 1 ask your name? 8 slipped my mind.” M Sohouwiouchieekt," be replied. FILMS FOR FARRAR. rent closing of the New Yor' cour esa . Geraldine Farrar ro turns to rotion plotures, She will act at thy Lasky studios in Cali- fornia under the direction of Cecil B De Mille, who directed ber “Joan the Woman” picture. THE COMMUTER'S DREAMS. Oh, the dreams I can dream to the click of the rails when speeding along to the city! It seems that I'm giid- ing o’cr fairyland trails with ev'ry sprite singing a ditty, I launch a great scheme and tne dollars roll tn. In mind I grow richer each minute. There's nothing I tackle, whea dreams I begin, but what I find mil- ions are in it, I lead a great army tu battle and soon I'm fam and people acclaim me. I capture some trenches each day befor . Oh, I'm so blamed wild they can't tame me, Then maybe the White House tn offered to me, ‘The click of the rails is what sends It- Right there comes the sings out ‘Squ rawzzio umph | s.n08 is tt, AS HE SEES RUTH, An official of the United st Geyernment located in Washington » to New York recently and saw Ruth Chatter “Come Out of the Kitchen.” When he returned to the | eapital he shoved the Government side n hour and bout the ns prevent | ft printing more than verse, bu Assure you the other two are even more so. Here's the verse q 6 at Uridge for us the gulf of years, | TREE TO SPEAK AT VASSAR. Bir Herbert Tree will delive: address o at the ce at Vassar ( - ta Gossip, | H. Woods has feturned trom |i jeorge Jean N as Players-1 has sold the athan m Company an |y Herbert Hen B Keith's | Hudson Theatre, Union Hill, this week. | | George Broadhurst has placed in rehearsal for a spring try a “Over the I Hungarian story TYRONE tu an, ROW . - formfit TOPS AND BANDS ARE CURVE CUT TO FIT THE SHOULDERS, 2 for 306 CLUETT, PEABODY 4.CO, INC. ELUETT.PEABODY8.CO.INCMAKERS SUPERFLUOUS HAIR PAINLESSLY AND PERMANENTLY REMOVED BY ELECTROLYSIS jh, only me f will positively give permanent "re sanitation free, Frivacy assured, MME. ARCHER, 23 W. 45TH ST., N.Y. | Bumstead’s Worm Syrup San ee a ote bot, re WOT Y' LOOKIN’ 0 DAWGONE “BLUE” ABOUT 7 MARRIED LIFE ‘am Theatre, St ne he ley Fore has been engaged for role of Sir ifrey Beverly in Highwayman,” which opens at Forty-fourth Street May 2. aric, David Higgins and Ar- n Will a harmed Bird,” obn Craig-Mary A benefit will bi rin the next pla: Young reperte nd Harry 1, K f hefaky v hat h ers,” with Morris Morrison in the hief role, will be played Harrict Patchin, @ Rochester girl who joined the first Paviowa ballet 488 At the Hippodrome, 1s to teach chester society girls to dance ol Bloom, in charge of the Magazine's bo: », Jane Cowl, and Mrs, Baldwin Sloan as been engaged towland in “Hor pacher may go to Los Ip stage his new Phat D: which is to be pro 1 by Oliver More ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. 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