The evening world. Newspaper, April 19, 1917, Page 20

conre race] Fvening World Daily Magazine *“'S'MATTER, POP?” As a Matter of Fact T. Fit the Child i About Plays hey e Child Several Times at Once! and Players By BIDE DUDLEY dust A MomeBN7. WE SHOULDNT CoL_LtacT ANY T3ETS ON mY DECISION. \Hey might SAY 1 WAS SLGHTLY INFLUENCED TRY PARENTAL FEELING ATA MISTER SmaARTy! 1 win Your Cent PoP SAYS THey FT me MY Boy_ THEY ARE A PeRFecT Out of the Kitchen,” will close her engagement at the George M. Cohan Theatre on Satur- May 6, after a run of twenty- weeks at that playhouse next day the entire troupe will for the Pacific Coast, stopping it Lake City to play Thursday iday nights and arriving in Francisco May 13, Henry Miller Jls coast company will accom- y the Chatterton troupe West, } in UTH CHATTENTON, tn “Come \ Hs ee 3 j 1 | F ! fcenery and other effects of the two organizations. Miss Chatterton will “Come Out of the Kitchen” on) toug Bext season. WHO KNOWS THIS POEM? M. Ungerland of No, 637 East BHighty-third Street writes us as fol- lows: “1 am desirous of obtaining poem which I heard in vaudeville sev- eral ‘s ago, The poem tells of a pnb going to the gallows and [Comyright, 1817, Prees Publiaing Ca (N.Y. Evening World) on the day he is to die his mother comes to see him, He Is given leave to ask one question, This question fa the last line of the poem. It Is: ‘Where in h—I did you get that hat?’ Would be thankful if you could in- form me where 1 can get the poem. Hxcuse the profane!” | “HIS LITT wipows.” “His Little Widows,” produced by G. M, Anderson and L. L. Weber, will begin an engagement at the As- tor Theatre Monday evening, April 80... 1t is a musical play by Kida Johnson Young and William Cary Duncan, with score by William Schroeder. Additional iyrics and music have been furnished by Benja- min Hapgood Burt and Silvio Hein. In the cast a Carter de Haven, Frank Laior, Harry Tighe, Robert Emmett Keane, Flora Parker, Hattie Burks, Dore Plow Julia Ralph, the Four Haley Sisters, Ceballos and Desmond, Rowley and Young and a large chorus. A COMEDY OF ERRORS. Ridgley Torrence author of th three negro plays now being pr sented at the Garrick Theatre by the Boe Oe yoing roma wae AUT Se ee at nitra Tanning _HENRY HASENPFEFFER Had It Been Restaurant Clam Chowder the Waiter Would Have Had No Such Alibi! By Bud Counihan k flatter him she said she considered the aes “4 Prasey at sy nd parti: the plays. ive min- Z 7 3 a took ie kr i = ! we San tines DD MAKE Suc! x THouc \s took him for Mr. Torren ’ ao at Nor How a = waiter! warr=Tun! Yeosa! er- IM + (ua Yror pasha deel ay nish ay see nacs wy fe whe confided that the fine that really one pa Come BACK ANEW WAITER DAWGONE WELL X ORDERED ; eniy Bo the tines and Here Y'D ! GR ~— WEF AG Wer ave “CHICKEN:, Wuz FEATHERS ¢ scenery, When she discovered hor RE JUMB HEAD + iT oR P Au, mistake in identities she blushed and 5 MEAN . beat it, R | BRINGIN. Me NEGETABLE TO OTAGE FOUR PLAYLETS. SouP "Hut? ‘The Theatre Workshop will present ; three new short plays, and one from their repertoire May 7 at the New Lenox Theatre in East Seventy-| eighth Street. Tho three new ones are an unnamed sketch by Alfred Brown: “The Haunted Chamber,” | by Felix O'Tool, and “The Pot Boll- | er,” by Alice Gerstenberg. RUNABOUTAMILE FOR PAGE. Will A. Page has an automobile, a gift from Morris Gest in recognition of his indefatigable work for “The Wanderer.” Although he's had it but a couple of days, Mr. Page has already p ee E begun to despise the oll trust. j a <= Fe tha BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Said Silas McGuggin, in Peoweeple's store; “The season for baseball is | With us once more. It brings back \ the days of my youth. Oh, it’s sweet | vice, was given a revolve: ‘ to picture again how we' played in jow” players last, hight. Margaret the street. I wonder, sometimes, Wycherly did the honors. what's become of Old’ Brown who| ‘The Strand on Tuesday, April 24, Me bes : - HI T he O ffice F orce used to get mad if a ball knocked! wit ainsi | *, ' play @ new and elaborate J him down. He'd chase us a mile It| gage wetting. ‘It waa done by Gates ’ & M By Bide Dudley &@ window we broke. Say, he was a id bloke, N Py . valli 0 Surrible cranky old bloke: No man Getciticn-Quick Walingtora™ wit| | ( THIS ®"7,000,000.000 WAR ‘aN / MY Weary SWELLS WITH for boys will be boys and they're prooklyn, next Monday evening. MAKES MY, HAIR STAND ON END! PRIDE “TO “THINK “Hart We I'M PROUD To BE AN AMERICAN! ARE SUCH A WEALTHY NATION! “THINK OF IT! AFEW Years AGO WE HAD & PANIC, AND “TODAY WE DIG UP SEVEN BILLIONS. OF DOLLARS Mf Copyright, 1917, by the Press Publishing Oo, (The New York Breolog World), 66]QY the way,” said Spooner, the humor floatin’ around here,” muttered B Bookkeeper, “I see by the| Bobbie. bps papers that they're going to sects Sere is," said the Private make shoes out of sharks’ hides.” “And When people ‘bagts ty tetl “That'll make the sharks hide," |Jokes they heard in childhood’ tone chuckled Bobbie, the Office Boy. aay Ite Nerrihie.” “You see, t 4 en 4 r ei" Miss Prim: ixanines hey'll Runt them so much |and facing hime ye eal turns 87m me. I have a@ ticket to the circus ‘You, don't have to explain,”|which I had intended to give you. snapped Miss Primm, Private Secre-|NOW tt sball go to Ikey, the little messenger boy who brings telegrams human, that's all The kids want Hamilton, Edward Elli 1 I. 4 ~ y , Ed ellis, Myrtle Shetr tun and they a have 1h, by peck! nebill and others of the original com- ef they may wreck.” He stepped to the Leet Oa is She cant ee ‘i door #o his words could sink In and| nook culled “Laugh and tt caught a swift liner right square on | ore sinetoen chantere anda‘ the chin, "Twas hit by a boy by the (re, Ninel ce fee the co I Monto. ola Biles” Mae | UP" of the author by George Creel neers nelawore, “rii|TB® Rialto will give all lady patrons get you,” he yelled, “You're a worth. | opie" of the book next week. Fol you.’ he yelled: Ou Te a woNNe| Copies of President Wilson's war dn’ we mossage to Congress will be given ut Bi couldn't run, being fat. Bald Yam ee i Hippodrome to-night aa Grandpa MoGee, as he winked his &' vaie oot * eit eye: “Them! dreams of Iie boy- Souvenirs, Une occasion being | the tary to the Boss, Then she turned tolto Mr. ‘Snooks, “Ire see hood has sure impress , | Mabel Hrownell, Edouard Durand, Spooner, “Do you suppose the fish-| seat, too," id dip x ermen can furnish us enough shark| “Too bad, kt :" aad Popple, ekin?” she asked. I yee yay hard luck he rE “It they can't the eharks kin,” eaid | reserved seq eri tras Bobbie. Mr. Snoo! the boss, “Pay no attention to him," sitoway; folkal” he eaid,” sverbedy ; ‘ urned the Miss Primm, “I understand, continued: “Went ne onde boas continued, “that the shark is easily | night. It's great.” Here he vil caught, He will swim around aboat|the Office Boy. “Many thanks to looking for food and"—— you Hobbie, for those ‘nice box ae Mackay Morris, Foxhall Daingerfield, ADOORKEEPER WHO ACTED. | Master, Milu” Gifford sles ani - r a inp ther h 6 bee! y ealled at the Fox offices yesterday to of “haynes ot Youth eens or the cast see Carey Wilson, “Mr, Wilson is busy,” sald Jobn H,| Anderson, the white-hatred man at ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, the gate. | Doe Hill—-No “Well, what of it? demanded the) jntn NO. ae Set dna Reade-—You can get that in- Danger-on. "I cant wait, 1 want! formation trom Mr. Hull. Address ‘ou to Understand I played with 4, , im at the Cohan & Harris Theatre, 4 jooth and Barrett. Theatricai : , “1 ment : fllm managers ought to see me us| — “The poor fish!” sald Hobbie, pen to have them#o™ Ua YOU Bap film ‘managers ought to, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, “Ploase don’t be so rude as to in-| "My cousin Ie secretary to the man Tt may surprise you to know."| Three years ago Robert Cadmus| tereuph” the Private Georstary re- | tue suns the show, rehiied: Geom from Mr. Anderson ‘nildly, fost a fine diamond ring in a swamp turned, “Gharks' hide has long been te wae ret ee eos oeaae” pla foratio to Edwin near Hodge, La. Last week he shot IF 1 WERE PRESIDENT WILSON used for many purposes, Somo peo-|me Salt gree TOR Of yam to give a A oss. “Mra, Hamlet and Buckingham his Richard UL in the old le Theatre back in’1874 and I'm o lal, doorkeeper.” Tt was true, too. FOOLISHMENT. Min Flteen ple cover furniture with it." Snooks wishes to thank you, too,” “I know @ piece of furniture no-|,,When the boss had disappeared tn body could cover with the hide of a Mikes wl aes rye rashes, shark,” said Miss Tillie, the blonde | sald. as bs stenographer, Miss Primm wheeled In her chatr, ohe a big bullfrog nea’ the swamp and| h found it had blue | a OH NORMAN, HOW MUCH Mian, ne MADE IC at BEAST (S A BILLION DOLLARS ? “TEN BILLIONS ‘TO BE Sur& AND HAVE. ENOUGH Itt! Gossip, mr A. HL. Wood: ad ia A chair of “Isn't this lovely weather? . H. Woods has gon. to Chicago, | iy “ air of some sort?” asked ert” Harry Fraser in the father of « now ee | Popple, the shipping clerk. AANEG, SOGTARDIE PORDR, rl y. 9 wife was known pro-| , ” " mie,” —__ fessionally as Janet Findlay, °'°"| FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, | ie rae one table?" “The multiplication table.” “That's @ good one if you can fig- Bing—Sir, I'll have you shot Private Scoot—It can't be done, 1! Lee Kohlmar opens next week ina. sketch by, Sam Shipman called “Halt * i and Halt.” 4 Margaret Mayo went to Albany jast 40”'t wet up that early ure it out,” shouted Bi y ; . jobbie, Right to fight the passage of the | lo “Say, folks,” sald Popple, “I think Wheel ler-Hinman Motion Picture Tax | HISTORICAL | we'd better quit this cheap joking , F | aod be sensible, Let's change the i Besides a jase band, the Theatrical ISS Smith, the teacher, was subject, Did you see by the papers : Treasurers will have some jass danc- hearing the history class. The ed pnome aa Cin} attacked Go. Onetn rhs ; oir Se Chee RD Uh in, two German guns? hy, no," Miss Primm replied. “What were the guns doing in a res- @ taurant?”* thelr ball at Palm Garden Sat- night. | The tenancy of William Fox at the y idn’ Larle Theatre. wil end on Sunday, ed Tale teehee: a iittle giri.| Ghubert interesten” f°%* Pack to the! «and now, who followed Murry?" LF. Ziegteld jr. 18 choosing chorus Were aliant fora montully. All 4 li aaclilil fils for tho now edition of rae eet ™ 9 allent for a moment, then Elsie y Hes terday on the New Amaterdam ‘en, Elie?” queried the t 5 easty present & veritable mo» | «who followed Mary?” ge pean oe “The ‘Yairt | “Her little lamb, Geo jeonth isle triumphantly Chair,” who te drilling for war ser- gine, ~ f pupils seemed unusually dull, ow,” she said, “Mary followed “Shooting biscuits, I suppose," was ala comment ‘Shut up, you fresh little chump!" rmfit came from the Private Secretary. Tillie, “the paper AR I read said it wi @ counter attack.” “Rather, counter attack, TOPS AND BANDS ABB CU! cur don't you think, dearte?” said Miss|' TO FIT THE SHOULDERS. ple Primm, omiling sweetly, ‘Ob, boy, but there's « lot of bum - CLUETT, FLABODK 6:60, NCMAKERA j jit Sere