The evening world. Newspaper, April 18, 1917, Page 7

PLANS TO SET C BUILDS KEY TISSUE . TO RAISING Plow Fate Jane Mavens N STUFFS thes | Thore Who Ar Pale and Fine (Severin) oP Ronnie fort) } Because it is made of pure and! WHITE PLAINS, Apil 18.—The Wholesome food elements, which | Westchester County Copmiasion of j strengthen and build new tissne,) General Safety, m ulot some of Father John's Medicine is the best | the wealthiest residents ¢ the covnty, | tonic for those who are pale. thin and. | day to hay Inmates of j Fan down. It is free from alcohel and t00% steps to-day to hs the new County Penite#ary at East View cultivate 300 afes of land owned by the county ng the institu- The commissiogalso expects Advt ongerous druys in any form Sathe 0 ore, | lon Le to get permission to uf 150 acres of L & \land adjacent to thfeounty farm, va * | owned by the City of Pw York, There ure only el@ Prisoners in the new penitentiary Hot Commis- sioner Macy has @ pi to secure the transfer, by the e¢ts, of Federal prisoners from othy penitentiaries Medicine. % for the pi » of Utting them t Makes neve Rage ions this’ antes Flesh & Strength It Is Intended {turn over the produce to the wWrehester County institutions and thNew York City jatthorities on an juitable basis, r K's No Alcohol or Dangerous Drugs. 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SS SSS Munsina | «WEAR 5) UNION SUITS.) SSSA CSS | | | ere — HE EVENING WORLD, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18, 1917. SPRING HOUSECLEANING This Is One of the Two Really Important Seasons in the | Year—‘“One Is When the Wife Cleans the House From Top to Bottom and the Other Is When She Cleans It From Bottom to Top”—When She Begins Hubby “Is | a Widower in Every Detail Except That He Can’t Col- | lect Her Insurance’”—“The Horrors of War Are Be-| ing Augmented by the Horrors of Peace.” By Arthur (‘‘Bugs’’) Baer. Copyright, 1917, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World). Don't smirk when you lamp a regiment of patriotic citizens drilling with brooms as weapons. Anybody who has ever been exposed to spring housecleaning knows that a broom is one of the most sinister and deadly utensils of destruction. One broom being operated under two-elbow power and chauffeured by an expert broomess can volley more twenty- twocarat discomfort than all the Krag-Jorgensens and Maxims In) the leaguo, As an engine of irritation, a broom has a Lowis machine | gun looking dumb. Although the second peace conference at The Hague forbid attacks on | unfortified towns, every city in the United States is being bombarded with brooms at the present time, A campaign of U broom ruthlessness has Deen launched all over the country. The horrors of war are being aug-| mented by the horrors of peace. Spring is that spasm of the year when the shrill portion of the family takes a vote to decide whether or sot the Aouse shall be cleaned, Hubby votes no, Wifey votes yes. The wife wins ®y a huge majority. This {s one instance where vox popull is soprano, A man may be king in his own household, but wifey is the ace, It takes an ace to step on a king. She goes brooming up the germs while | hubby tries to dodge ‘em. Science says there are no germs 10,000 feet in| the air, but hubby would rather have germa than Zeppelins, While the! wife 1s stirring up the family heirlooms and germlooms, old Gus Husband 18 looking for a place to bivouac, He ain't any more welcome around the nouse than a match in a munition factory, Finally, he interns himeelf in nis club. You can’t blame him for being perturbed. Ho is a widower in every detail except that he can't collect her insurance. ‘The medical world has been unable to chart the bacillus which causes wives to bust out on a spring housecleaning itinerary. From the husband's viewpoint the bungalow may shine lke a debutante dime, Hut When the wife gets all inoculated up with the epring cleaning stuff she goes through that shanty like a secret through a sewing circle. She changes the topog- | raphy of the whole terrain, When Joe Husband fintshes his furlough at} tne club and resumes his sentence at home, he can't find a thing. Every- thing fm in its right place. The entire wigwam is In a condition of chaotic orderiiness, Even the goldfish is swimming clockwise, The bearskin rug nas had its bangs cut a la Mrs, Vernon Castle. The cat has been mani- cured with flea soap and Is so clean that it is dying of loneliness, He can't tind his home lessons in golf, although he ‘has looked in every bottle in the 18 box, And his pipe {s lost because he can't find it either in the bathtub or on the plano. Friend wife has inflicted a lot of favors on him, She has even moved the wall paper nearer to the wall, He can’t hide his bankroll in back of it any more. The first thing that a woman does when she inaugurates a spring nousecleaning campaign is to ask for waivers on hubby and other impedi- menta. Talk about the Man Without a Country! Hubberino is just as wel- come around that domicile as a cat in a bird store, If he wants to eat he can find everything necessary for a meal but a table and food, If he wants to sleep he wakes up and finds himself coated with roach powder, That's @ terible compliment for # man who bas prided himself on his resemblance to John C. Calhoun, ‘A woman can get more mileage out of a carpet sweeper than a rabbit can out of a acare. An expert broometto can gullop fast enough with a proom to make @ marathon runner look as if he was feetcuffed, And equip ner with a vacuum cleaner, and a man’s life {s a worm's existence. T o| only thing to do 1s to perch up on the roof and hope that none of tho spar- rows are nearsighted, ‘About the only thing that spring housecleaning accomplishes 1s to make everything uncomfortably comfortable and inconveniently convenient, | housecleaning 1# to take a breath and camp under | It's worth the sacrifice, Whe only neutral zone in your mother-in-ldw’s photograph Ai han cant unnatnian way | when she cleans it from bottom to| women will insist on cleaning under+ neath a bureau, Nobody can see Even a doctle gent will get madder than an inundated hen when the wife | digs down in @ trunk and fishes out under there except a dachshund, and mort he {en't our national dog any since the Kaiser got flip. what she cally his summer derby. | gi Wow! Summer derby, | There are two reasons in the y : | One is when the wife cleans th Geo wile, Bummer derby | from top to bottom and the other 1s) is The club is the only refuge when sans the bookcase and discov- ers that the last encyclopedia : IN THE SPRIN bought is hollow and will When Energy and Vitality are) ).ja;1. at the Lowest Ebb, BOWER, M. D.) you hold a Taking the carpets up ts the most (By 8. ¢ ) morbid section of spring tean At this time of the year people f ng. You discover everything weak, tired, listless, their blood i+! inger ‘om from cancelled beefeteakn thin, they have lived indoors und per’) 1000 Stl | fe aan ee? nated all thelr menta) nc’ | mice nests made out of tobaccoless now tebacco coupons, hodily energy and they want to how to renew their energy and stam — ina, overcome headaches and back | It begins to look as If the w 1 aches, have clear eyes, a smooth, gather alimony when she atis th ruddy skin and feel the exhilaration | vacuum cleaner into the clock and Tr real good health tingling thre |extracts one dozen Christmas cigars their body, Good, pure, rich, red | one Yuletide necktle and two letters blood is the best Insurance against | you claimed to have mailed. You ils of all kinds. Almost all diseases| remember you squandered the four come from impure and impoverished | centy for @ good cigar, blood. It is to be noticed in the pale b ohene »: pimply face, the tired, haggarc : : : Sarat or the listless manner Pl derby That sinks Purify the blood and you will learn the joy of living, This is the time tu clean house and freshen up a bit First, stimulate the liver into a thor ough’ house-cleaning by taking 9 purely vegetable laxative made up) and extracted from May-apple, leave.: | of aloe, root of jalap, made into 8 The wakes cf Tees anal aout Pleasant Pellet, first put up by Dr. \mlaera 19 Ono Indiasa tne ca pares Beauly 50 years ago and 50l'| Western Pennsylvania have been by druggists. : “ Drink hat water a half hour before | PA!sed 35,000,000 to $40,000,000 a year meals, and for a vegetable tonic by an agreement reached here yester- there's nothing better than Dr./4ay betweon representats of the Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, | perators and thetr employees, The for| the old-fashioned herbal remedy, | cor ven in prog ‘$35,000,000 RAISE WON BY SOFT COAL MINERS h o F € Ipin, At the H which has had such a fine reputation & A 5 shot | of.¢ egation was John for fifty years, It contains no alcohol Whit eign United ise or narcotics, It is made from Golden Seal root, Blood-root, Oregon grape root, Queen's root, Black Cherry bark extracted with glycerine and made into tablets and liquid. If drug gist does not keep the tablets ser 81,00 to Dr. Pierce's Invalids’ Hotel, | ern and W Ruffalo, N.Y affecting The pain of neuralgia is the cry of | over $45 the starved nerves for food, Feed the nerves on pure food and you cure the disease, In order to insure pure blood and to build up the system try this tonic known as Doctor Plerce'x Golden Medical Discovery.—Advt. | Workers of America. Next on the labor programme iy 4 dema for a similar increase by ployees of the anthracite 4, which, if granted, will e $30,000,000 a year,” De } 4ppr ; mands 4 0 ALSO. PHILADELPHIA, Aprit 183.— “Wake Up Day" will be observed ere also | roped ring tn which BILL TOEND BOXING SEENIN ASSEMBLY Adherents of Sport Lined Up To-Day for Final Struggle Over the Davis Measure. (Speelal from Staft Corespemient of The Fi Albany, April 15. Friends of the may try their fortunes and their muscles are busy to-day trying to make a ditch fight to save boxing, following the feeble showing made by the Davis bill in the Assembly yes- terday. Martie McCue and John F. Shannon, alded by Callahan, Ma- lone, Welsh and a dozen other As- semblymen of fighting blood, sparred for wind for the boxing gam with a degree of siiccess that had not been anticipated. Even tho vote of Speaker Sweet for the repeal of the law did not serve to carry through the Admia- istration’s measure, and it will take @ day with a full attendan and a new counting of noses to make It pos sible for the manly art to get its As- sembly knockout The bill now lies on the table whence it may be called at any time that the anti-boxing element thinks {t has the required seventy-six votes to put it through, I went there after as hot a fight a4 one could wish to sec. The roll gad t ied and artie McCue sent in his partlig shot “There's one thing you can say for a boxer, nobody ever found one of them posing a8 a lounge lizard around @ tango parlor.” ‘Then the clerk was told to announce the result. It showed just exactly enough to pass the bill, Instantly Burke was on his foot. He got a rousing cheer as he changed to the negative, Dr. Bush, veteran of the House followed with a like sw and the call of the es failed to tak off the hoodoo, Tho absent members will provide enough favorable votes to insure passage if subsequent mis sionary work does not bring some of the present followers of the Gover- nor's measure to the other side That missionary work started in earnest last night and cont.nued dur- last | (CHANCE TO DEFEAT | formula after his morning. On the other hand Admitstration began sending in 0 6 ve influertee to bring a nat tutional mij ytot of the meastire, It Was pr t the Administra tion would ultimately get the votes, but it will know that It has been to a real fet before tt does, On the Senate side the Slater bul, companion to the Davis bill, still sleeps pawefully in the Judiclary Since the Senators sent b-committee to the Governor to & compromise, nothing has been done on the Senate side with the act While much doubt has been ex pressed ag to the Senate action, and there is still hope of a compromise amendment, one of t ators predicted to-day would pasa the Senate down, “They aro not golng to pasa any moral buck to us," he said There is no denying that the box- ing elenent still has « flighting chance to kill the Repeal Bill, but it ia onty a fighting chance, with the odds yet favorable to the Administration New Hampshire Dry tn a Year. CONCORD, N. H., April 18, — Gov. Keyes has signed tho Lewis bill, passed the Legisiature last, week, which ake Prohibition effective in this diay 1, 1918, BAD BREATH Or. Edwarde’ Olive Tablets Get at the Cause and Remove It Dr, Edwards’ Olive Tablets, the substitute for calomel, act gently on the bowels and positively dothe work, People afflicted with bad breath find quick ief through Dr, Edwards’ Nive Tablets, The pleasant, sugar- coated tablets are taken for bad breath by all who know them. Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets act gently but firmly on the bowels and liver, stimulating them to natural ac- tion,’ clearing the blood and gently purifying the entire system, They do that which dangerous calomel does without any of the bad after effects. All the benefits of nasty, sickening, griping cathartics are derived from Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets without griping, or any disagreeable effects. Dr. F. M. Edwards discovered the seventeen years of | practice among patients afflicted with bowel and liver complaint with the ndant bad breath, Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets are | purely a vegetable compound mixed \ effect, 10c and 25c. All druggists. Ady with olive oil; you will know them by their olive color. Take one or two every night for a week and note the rt y Delightful” and 1 did, only you say it this rRGl carbon: GARRETT & CO. it WINE Highball Bot, 1833 New York Office, Longacre Building~Telephons Bryans 2996 2S You Save $2 $8 will buy a Pyrene to day. ~ TODAY on Pyrene $10 is the price you must pay after May Ist. Your saving if you act quickly 1s $2. Your loss, if you delay, is $2. For sooner or later you will want Pyrene and want it badly on your car; in your home; in your factory, Every day you put off getting Pyrene is a monstrous gamble. 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