The evening world. Newspaper, April 16, 1917, Page 14

[[ comre race | Fyening World Daily Magazine About Plays and Players ‘'S'MATTER, POP?” His Expression Denotes Either Hurt Happiness or Joyful Grief! A New Yoriy kADY AN SHE SAYS You ~ WRITES, SAYING, You (ARE SOWIND AN YOUR MUST HAVE A T3IG : prchey tes NATURE MUST | POP ALWAYS By BIDE DUDLEY w \ TBE AWFUL BIG AN’ 7 ‘gl [ TRies 7, TOAD ~ , VY Xr 1\ Assume A saw an unusual show the y iM J \ EXPRESSION other night. A friend of ours : / f sen alae 4 SUITABLE handed us a ticket to a box- ‘ 6S it fing contest and, never having seen 2. + & | gach a drama, we attended. it was a SITUATION RIGHT OR farce called “When Cowler Took a aah c \TEFT HALF Rest,” staged at the Athietic Club Since THIS F controlied by Jobn the Barber. We Ah COMPAIMEN jgot by John’s doorkeeper without) ‘ N BACK ERED) trouble and were permitted to mits SLIGHTLY, ‘take @ nice stat behind a post after, : a ; WHY=> Jabout ten of the usher guys had de-| “elared our perfectly proper green seat feheck “de woist puzzle dey ever! “ The show began on time and) f@ found the stars were Frank Moran’ jand ‘Tom Cowiler, the latter an Kng- \ Io the first act Moran, accompanied | s (by @ Browdway and Forty-second | | {Street stomach, beat up @ jot of air verw@owler’s head while the Irish sgoponent, did the | tango uff ubout the ring as thoug' > mained to win the Pleasant Hour DSTONE GEORGE syQlub's one-step cup. The curtain ‘came down on a love scene. At that| [Cepsriane 1911, Vrese Publishing Ca (N, V. Bresing World) int a wild Irishman next to us put ¥ace up to our ear and shouted: “Skillibilioodie wahoo, Moran?" “Sure!” we replied, “Wacklepoo- ‘bah, Moran.” 4 The Irishman was greatly pleased ‘at our agreeing with him and we were relieved ta find that such was the} jcase. The second and third acts) jwere full pf fists which lambusted | ithe air aplenty. In the fourth and final act Cowler decided the crowd wanted to go home to its wife #o he | wat down ko a rest. Bo did the wild irishn Kid Mc Jishman bh ‘ten 80 fagt he tired himself ali out. Wed HasPigan famous, did the an- mouncing, We h rd every word he Raid, which was unusual, but, of| jwourse, we couldn't understand him, | Summing up the entire show, we Mecfied as we hid behind John's post| that while the bout didn't go the Amt that's what it was, ANOTHER “KITCHEN” PLAY. The Lewis & Gordon Producing Company is preparing to stage a three-act comedy entitied “Cinderella the Kitchen.” It is by Dr. Nathan Wasy. An announcement says the ey will be tried first In a “dog wa.” Probably means Barker, Pa. . BUYS MOVIE “ACTORS.” pubkio weeded ssine farm aimee} HLENRY HASENPFEFFER for a film cumedy recently, eo Lou “Anger went out and bought a collec- OUR NEw 'S a woe tlon of geese, pigs, ducks, calves, EW SERVAN f zi R Boats, shetp, hens and so forth and 19 SURE A DUMBHEAD- A STUPID BIRD roy ieiial pie DAWCONAY Onan Bul "DEED GR- #0 on. Fatty used them and thon TY AGKED HER How < p " WGONIT ARE, COL é | eancelied thelr contracts, Mrs, Murk He KNEW WHEN “TH Hun? WELL “cM air! WHY Y'POOR BoB BLIND-CANT Y'SEE ONE TH OTHER PAIR Lwescher happened along on a visit IRONS WUZ “Too HoT IN A HURRY THOSE ARE. TH’ 1, ANY oR ARE SES TH’ to the studio about that time and “ 1 . TELL TH’ FATHEAD 6eo— 1S TAN” AN “Bought the whole lot. They are tobe AN’ GHE GAYS 2 BY TH’ Ane tn bettas 5 WRONG , SHOES =) otter BLACK P shipped to her country place, Shady SMELL OF THY, BURNIN’, Cheese THEY ANT “Wine! : Brook Farm, Connecticut, to keep LINEN MUM"=6HE DoNT WN Cheese a Mrs. Luescher’s fourteen cate and DO A “THING RIGHT! ME. PRONTO } eight dogs company. In order that these movie actors may not get home- wick for the studio she will have screens put on al) the dows and win- dows of their pens and coops. HICK’S APPEAL, Jeff Nutt met Pete Rice at the Friars Clu) last night and told bin @ negro story. Jef said Hick Skid- more was in @ penitentiary down South under sentence of death, Some- body told him he ought to write the Governor and ask for clemency, 80 Hick did. ‘This is what he wrote: “Deab Mistah Govenah: Dey tells me dey's gwine ter hang me next Friday an’ Leah it is Wednesday— Your Friend, Hick Skidmore,” gossip, a Irving Gross wants to be our Bay Ridge poet, but his poetry 1s too biooey. The’ Stage Women's War Relief | ned its headquarters to-day at ope . 836 Fifth Avenue. ee No MM omerset Maugham is en route = Sree TNT Hee HOGSET OT CT Te | to New York to see his play, “Our SCHETtI tig . ‘Copyrian' ing Ca. (WW, Bvening World) = ” John Wilk will preseat ‘OUL Fi Potters aon next summer, rh ise cate ad = CORNELIUS, WHEN Gosn Ding tT! WHen T Uomen AND DIGGING | Nan Christy, Bin Star bas. rriyee o igang ied ARE YOU GOING TO AW, LET THE 1SAW A MOVING PICTURE OF THe Home Gyro I Dipn't Exper ‘NO TREAT To hae UNG ine nciansahgh WORK ONE Saad HANG THIS PICTURE.) { JANITOR DO THAT WATER RUNNING UP HILL! ip PEGEET RAGING TRENCHES ARTER HAUS BUG Vivi Vessel as ORE S : ‘ | 7 SPR The tne ronearaals of “The Melt- 5 FOR ME? HEAVY WORKS T WONDER WHERE “THEY GARDEN OF mine FoR? andrea itty = 4 “TooK it? 2 ~ THE LAST Mout ‘ he Passing Show of 1917" will 7 Im RIGHT HER Dill, ve its first presentation to-morrow ¢ g . 5 TELL SYoU! lle Jeht at the Alvin Theatre, Pitts- bur Becauno of his middle name, Clive fewcome Hartt has asked Sir Her- foren “tree for two seats for “Colonel 1pKewcome.” If h isn't get them ae vows he won’ por “The Big Show" at the Hippodrome iM} hit the 400th performance mark huraday Might and start right out chafter a record of 500, a A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, When asked if he had ever seen Bandy Hook, Mike Skilley of Wow, Pa,, said the only Scotchman he had ever set eyes on was Harry Lauder, FOOLISHMENT, “ 3 l te - oat] how MR O.1. DOOLITTLE, wHo Heng at Tite sens WORKS "TEN HOURS AT THE ” am ada pg OFFICE AND SIX INTHE HERE IS MR, CORNELIUS SAMSON, — oo al Why do,ao many young women go WHO tS 7,035,286 JUMPS BEWND OUT Fi my - OF Course ITIS. Titers ve venues of (he HIS NAME. OF Two ATOMS. 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