The evening world. Newspaper, March 28, 1917, Page 8

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| } | | nner eR Mies Anna Yost, who sought to restrain the Ansco Company from using part of e Bvors. of her for advertising could not be identified. . HEADLESS, SHE 1S DISGUISED] »zporre., she sino anket ent 00 The head and shoulders of » profes- b gy eereteeaagl sional ipcgel be superimposed on the + & woman te identified by her tace,| body of Miss Yost. whose picture waa pped hile laniny Miss Yost ruled Supreme Court Justicn Piateek| sniP tiie gielure twas taken for mews: | yesterday in denying an injunction to| per publication put afterward was sold oon, Advertising agency said the picture could Holmes Patrol Service makes sure that your property is in order, tries doors and windows and keeps « sharp watch for other irregularities. It is @ protective service which safeguards say on ae, ae HOLMES ee PROTECTIVE «COMPANY CORTLANDT* ST° tel~ Cortlandt +10 « The court, « not be conald- | ered a picture of the plaintiff, as she| THE EVENING WORLD, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 28, SUBURBAN GARDENIN 0¢ Pocket or Into the Ground, Mostly Into His Pocket” — “They Call 'Em the Outlying Districts Because Each Suburban Gardener Tries to Outlie the Other’—“By the Time July and August Limp Around the Only Thing Raised Is the Temperature’—"Raising Vege- tables Is All Right, Provided You Live Near a Good Store’”—"The Best Way to Get Vegetables Is With a Can Opener.” By Arthur (“Bugs’’) Baer. Copyright, 1917, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World) A suburban gardene ay love the United States, but slapping America in the face all day with » spade 1s no way to prove ft, And just now in the | suburbs spades are trump. O14 George Buburbanite doesnt care who digs up the Mextoan and Pruseinn plote provided that he can dig up the garden plots. Give him a clear day and a #pade and he will turn all America over on its back before j the @un escapes in the weet. A suburbanite is a gent who ts either digging into his pooket or into the ground, mostly into his pocket. Every train that flatwheels out of Pennsylvania or Grand Central Stations ts infested with ruralites escorting spades, shovels, rakes, trowels, bulbs, seeds and pamph- Teta out to his home in the outlying districts, They call ‘om the outlying districts because each suburban ganiener tries to outlie the other, The mhovela and rakes are to bruise the ground with and the pamphlets aro | to inatruct him how to pamph, By tho time he gets through gardening and | pamphleting he is one of the best pamphere in the works. | The fact that he may own a garden so #mall that he has to plant the t toss a moth on the rural gardener’s enthusiasm. In GB. Aliman & Cn. An Extraordinary Sale of Women’s Separate Skirts will take place commencing to-morrow. Unusual values are offered in Crepe de Chine Skirts, in all-white and all- black © © © © 9 le (c at $11.50 Wool Serge Skirts, in plaids and cluster stripes 2. 2 «© «© ¢ « « at $10.50 Black Silk Taffeta Skirts: . . 8.75 Wool Serge Skirts, in white, navy blue and black a - at $5.50 (Ready-to-wear Department, Third Floor) at Excellent Values will be offered beginning to-morrow (Thursday) in ‘Misses’ Tailor-made Suits at $28.00 & $39.00 comprising two interesting groups which have been selected from the general Spring assortments. (Misses’ Department, Second Floor) Sttth Aveuirs -Madiacn Our Ural Crete | Terms apply also to Long Isiand, New Jersey and Connecticut, 3-Piece Jacobean Period Din- ing Room Suite in Georgian Oak, beautifully carved; BUFFET is 84 inches long; CHINA CLOSET is 42 inches wide; SERVING TABLE ie 38 inches wide; consisting of $7500 3 pieces, as illus- We Pay Freight and Railroad Fare trated, at A Special Selection of Women’s Pumps in black calfskin (gunmetal finish), or patent leather ixi novelty effects, will be advan- tageously priced for to-morrow (Thursday) at $6.25 per pair (Women’s Shoe Department, Second Floor) Dainty Spring & Summer Frocks revealing The Remascence of Gingham as a fashionable fabric are featured in the Departments devoted to the outfitting of Women and the Younger Set. Very quaint and pretty—and charmingly reminiscent of an earlier day—are the simple frocks, the coat-and-skirt dresses, the blouses and separate skirts, made of fine French gingham that is almost as soft as silk and quite as fascinating. Checks, stripes and plaids are effectively combined with plain gingham to achieve the picturesque results seen in these smart models Aven, New Jark New Spring Apparel BUY ON THE KELLY PLAN The Kelly plan of ONE DOLLAR weekly payments affords a convenient way of being well dressed without the immediate out- lay of ready cash, Come in to-day and pick out your spring outfit—we know you will appreciate our generous methods. SUITS NEWEST SPRING 98 SUITS, the very ee 9S style is portrayed ing gp these high class sults, $45.00 PAY 81 4 WERK. DRESSES FASHIONABLE $9 4,98 DRESSES, stylish models 14 in all the new Spring $4()-00 shades. PAY $1 A WEEK. COATS SMART COATS, new $9.98 effects, fashionable $35.00 terials and colors. PAY 81 A WEEK, Alterations Free. ENTRANCE to CLOTHING through FURNITURE STORE. T.KellyCo. 263-6" Ave. in W. 17" St. ! nts eyes the rest of America is merely the fringe on his garden. The blamed Garten may be #o small that instead of garden utensils he @hould use a {t may be the centre of population for the potato bugs of | America, There may be “enough rocks on it to hold @ Philadelphia election. | He buys man But Brush roadster. thin S Gentleman farmers chatt®r #0 much about corm on the ear that you get corns on the ear from listening to ‘em. And when they want succotash for dinner their garden furnishes them with everything but the beans and corn, The commutation train that drags the suburban gardeners from thetr | nice, restful offices back to their work in suburbs ts @ great train to miss, The evening about three hundred gardeners will crawl on board ail innoculated | up with garden hose, stepladders, grass-cutting machines, ecythes, sickles and other rural acoomplishmenta. There ain't any room to sit down because | | tne seats are all coagulated up with shovels and other farm jewelry. It'e a | poor suburbanite who isn't gentleman enough to get up and give his seat to a stepladder. And in the mornings you wonder how the commuters get! their gardens back in the country again. Most of them carry their gardens into oan" M the swu It gardener to raise one lemon and then the A weeds in IMs garden tf you had to Plant seeds to get ‘em. All the wholesale seed catalogues bavi in Well, everybody does some good in the Suburbanite and his rake the worms would have to scratch their own backs. Weed seods are very stylish this spring in the suburbs. About all we ever saw grow on a farm were freckles. Popular suburban song is, Not Raise My Vegetables to Be a Weed.” Czar may resign, Bill Bryan may quit, but you can’t get a potato bug to abdicate. A potato bug’s abdicater fe J One of the most diMoult things in the of They ‘don't. You always want to plant a seed facing to the right, Otherwise you will get left-handed vegetables, Judging from the bundles that are parked on his frame every day, the ruralite should plant som: raise himself another You want to plant your seeds very deep in the turf during the rainy 'SH | ola, ter No. her A low: Leno: art A Keep Horlick’s Always on Hand Quick Lunch; Home or Office. acrobatic vegetables. Before you try to josh one of those birds about his garden you want to make sure that your lifeboats are ‘em, but gosh, you can’t plant a catalogue. fish will scratoh ‘em up. Some of the best suburban farming is done just before the conductor hol- lers out the name of your station, Sat to Mer La | Miss Irene Berkart, twenty years last night arrested Ader Saklat, « | middle-aged tea merchant. Mise lierkart entered a subway train at Brooklyn Bridge, and a little later, she told the police, Sakiat sat in her lap As soon went to the car platform, where at One Hundred and Tenth Street and who sald she herself as he had not seen an assault, | tion house and Night Baklat declared t 1919.7 fouring set he thinks that darn flivver estate is a Rolle-Royce plantation, ‘A Suburbanite Is a Gent Who Is Either Digging Into His more shoveis and accessories to massage it than you used to see on 1906 | And by the time July and August imp around the only * that haa been raised on hie garden is the temperature. Rasing vegetables for the table ts all right provided you live near a good store where you can buy ‘em. Suburban farming etatistica for ninety- seven years reveal that the best way to get vegetables is with a can opener, average commutation train has more stops than « pipe-organ. the city on their shoes. No matter how much the muburbanites are discouraged by the suburb- anottes, they still insist on going through all the motions of raising vege- | tables, You have to hand the euburbanettes credit for realizing that you! got the turnip. A suburbanette generally has sense, even if she did marry a suburbanite, The only t get blood out of a turnip. Especially when you haven't Suburban farming can be easily summed up in a nutshell. thing you ever found in a nutshell was a nut. ° ‘ost of the rural gardeners plant seeds upside down and raiso Cathedral Parkway, Bombay, was hold in §500 bail for exam! to-day ng outward on their davits. costs about $66.92 for an amateur goshwobbled thing ts sour. rural gardener couldn't even raise @ beautiful pictures of vegetables world. If it wasn't for old Gus “1 Did just naturally broke. world Is to get @ moving picture @ suburban bean vine growing. ds and v8, son in the suburbs, Otherwise the —>—__— E ARRESTS SUBWAY RIDER. 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