The evening world. Newspaper, March 20, 1917, Page 18

le a eT ~ SL — —T ee See > SS and Players By BIDE DUDLEY I 1916 edition of the Zisgfeld aE “Folties” will close in Balti- Marob 31, after hev- the available woeok- the country. During the show bas at- Of $23,000 to the office weekly, which is sald to break all records for touring musical ttractions, The 1917 version of the “Follies” will be produced in Atlan- Ue City on May 30 and will be brought to the New Amsterdam ‘Theatre a week iater, Another “Midnight Frolic’ will be ready for the New Amsterdam Roof on April %. WHOLE TROUPE B8IGNS. The entire company acting with Ruth Chatterton in “Come Out of the Kitohen” haa signed contracts with Henry Miller to continue in her support for eighteen months. ne organization wil! West in tho!| summer and play Miss Chatterton's it vebicle four weeks in San Then she will try her acting the star role in “The | New York Idea” for two weeks, with Miller and RFruce McRae tly cast in the company. | Chatterton will Mkely play “Come Out of the Kitchen” all next Beason on tour. BY WAY OF DIVERSION. He may not mean just what = He says but he wears a sinile—the kind thet dens weary hearts, at least @ ittle while. And with his grin he spills a tale that's meant to make you It ten’t long until you find you're not so blue by half. You've failed, perhaps! You know it too. Yet he your work will praise, and when he moves along you'll find your hopes have had a raise. The slap he gives you on the back will kill ‘most any frown. His little jolly helps a lot when troubles have you down. The world could use more of bis kind, for he's an optimist who loves to grab the Worry Imp and siap bim on the wrist. He not mean just what he says but he wears a smile, The jol- lee, by ginger, is a iar who's worth wi i WRONG DOPE ON J. TITOLO. Just because J. Titolo’s friends say poet, sent us a sample of bis rhyme with the request that shame thom. ik atiok by J. Here's the poem! Inoi- bem ge says it can be sung to the isten to that Dixie Band.” bare, Ba Ee en creas ot hy we eee and stout ‘and pars Tak baseball guine, GIRL8 WOULD FORM CLUB, A movement has been started to dorm @ olub of young women of Scan- dinavian descent who are now acting in America, Among those who are le for membership are Martha of “The Boomerang,” Mar- ‘and pure nerve, blend vision of “Oh, Boy! id Emily Miles, Helen Carrington, Hallie Gra- ham, May Thompson and Anna Berg of the Winter Garden, BOTH ACTORS NOW. Louis Bennison, acting the cowbay role in “Johnny Get Your Gun,” met & cowpuncher friend from Wyoming on Broadway yesterday. His name is ‘Thad Crowley. The two used to ride fence on the same ranch. “Heilo, Louie!” Crowley almost shouted. “Say, but I'm glad to see you. Understand you're an agtor now!" “Yep,” replied Bennison. “Well, strange to say,” sald Crow- Jey with a show of pride, “1 just signed up to take charge of the pea- nat privilege with a big circus, Looks like the theatrical business has got us eh Louie?” ACCORDING TO B. BROWN. The hotel are a livary staible fer humin beans whare slepe when thay can't are run by @ man nai wares bigg dimints and lissens to old stouries tolt by actirs and traviling- men. Peepil registers at hotels butt doan’t voate thare. Hotels has cafays fer musick and now and agin food to be served. One day mi fathir and mi ir went to a swell hotel to ete. “Jowelia,” says me fathir, ‘we will do this upp in style.” aca re youse two have?” ast a way- r, “Pigw fete and hamberger sanwichis fer two,” says mi fathir. ho gg Btopp it!” saya mi mothir, t's @ drunkand’s lunch, Ioe-kream, olives and wayfirs, pleeze!" “Aw, chop it!" says mi fathir. “We gott moe hash,” butz in the have you gott?’ asks mi fathir. “Me, air?” says the wayter. “I have heumatiz.” othir nite,” says the wayter, “I doan't remember bean tn hear,” says mi fathir. ‘Anuther jagg!" says mi “Cum, Hennery—less Kitt out « 1 gott a wird to say to you at hoam ye ged It, too, and sence that date Mt haz ben chilly enuff at our howse to freeze a legg off a brass monkie.—Bol, Brown. HE LIKES CHICKEN. Louis Rosenberg, the Broadwaytte, ! OLD GRINDSTO right, 1917, Press Publishing Co. (N. ¥, Evening World) 8 MAre FRienyds ea \ ) GEORGE fT INT Y'HEAD MouIN' OLE GAL! SIX AGIN “Times y EN 19 MOVIN’ ug! R ONE NE ony WAY ‘You CAN But MY Maws MY MAW, SHe Sez to EVERYBODY: SHE Tew sez: WPe YaR FEET ON iM He Doesn’t Know Where He’s Going, but He’s on His Way! Y'LIKE ATMEXICAN a els BEAN Fi HERE “Yo THIS “TIME a AINT SUPPOZED To Im Ss =H! i si FoLLERIN' FURNITURE —% FIND ouT ! Sa ccna eine Kelis a , we) RA his host, treat!" the host, bor.” (K Rey. Fred | skating. Mrs. day school's Mrs. K. M, | of thanks. | ling. this season. | until fall, framer, i» to » when ‘was visiting ata farm Sunday, | ing out a window he saw some chick. ens in the road, | “Nice chic! those!" he said to “When Broke” call on “Uncle Ben’ BENJAMIN FOX Reliable Pawnbroker T2 Bth Ave., near lath St. AL LOANS ON EW ELRY.Be, Jk Watches, ac. eargtecis Bumstead’s Worm Syrup | Marsh Ke Joined the FE. be up and ar Bot to show t THE NE rr town grabbing « Wyo. Fat White fi ake coug lar for the Gazette to- got right back at her with a basket is hiking ds for the Sun- “L presume you kill one occasionally and have @ toothsome “You bet your life I do!” replied “They belong to my nelgh- 8 IN KELTON, Gasotte,) yde is nutty over ico bration AY, Hereafter Dr, Machen, the dentist, will do the hop, skip and jump up and down the a tion box at the } with the collec- 2, Chureh, Gossip. Because of an mand for seats ¢ nny ou rest and then take dne of them orge M FOOLISHM She’ amie all Edythe Lyle is now playing tho role of Janet in “Johnny Get Your Gun,” Chin Chin, the baby elephant, re- turned to the pachydenm quarters at the Hippodrome yesterday after a road tour with “Hip, y Her mother, Jennie, Hip, Hoo y. gave her a spank Maude Adams won't go on tour Bhe will contin Empire until she feel Arthur Rosenfeld, theatrical picture arry Rose Roth of nkise, N. tht. ILe n. ENT. ald Mine Heath, tooth, 1 beneath, | FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. about hed up « dol- and we t the | 1 dof a vhich will last | b will see their Abbot act on the screen Monday afternoon, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, He u “Baker lost both bis legs tn @ train | wreck last year, areat a ‘Did the railroad freat him right?” HOC ON MS Rtn | ‘te can't kicks” { | fa \ 1d a Dream That Ire extraordinary de- | at the Strand next | LAWYER VT FOR INCREA \ (TS FUNNY HE WOULD \ SEND Mt ME How I (0 GET HIS 2 BUT MY DOING WIM WILL ONLY SE HIS Love FOR ME AINT FIV TO } ‘we in | Lany more. / rc os = Sek ‘Cepyrigt. 1917, Prone Puntianing Oo (HY Brening Weteh DON'T THINK FOR A MOMENT THAT JusT BECAUSE YOu'RE. MY GRANDEATHER AND RICH THAT YOU'RE GONNA TELL OUGHTA DRESS! ‘LL DRESS AS Ki Presse! ISNT THERE ANYTHING 1 CAN DO FOR YOU DEAR GRANDFATHER? JUST SPEAK OUT IF } THERE |S Sa That's NO'wAY To MAKE A HIT WITH GRANDFATHER « HE'S A FUNNY OLD @RAB AND You've. GOT To HANDLE, HIM ACCORDINGLY ! ALL MY STOCKS, BONDS, REAL ESTATE, HORSES, ! YACHTS AND CASH IT | \ wiSH TO BEQUEATH To \. MY GRAND DAUGHTER » WHO IS VERY DEAR Oo MY HEART HE PROBABLY WANTS YOU TO START THAT SutT AGAINST JOHN D. FOR 76, 301,002 THAT IT HEARD Him SPEAK OF YESTERDAY! 4 t.O.1 less USEFUL KNOWLEDGE. 66CAOME of the grandest discov- eries of the ages,” said the scientist, sonorously, “have | been the result of acctden “I can readily believe \the fair Indy. way .myself.” The wreat man blinked his amare ment. “May I ask what it was?” “Certainly,” replied the fair one. “I found that by keeping @ bottle of ink handy you can use a fountain pen just like any other pen—without all the trouble of filling it."—Chris- tian Register, 1 ES “WE ARE TEN.” Ve CANFIELD was @ house- at,” anid “T once made one that hold decorator, and one day he was called to the country home of an eccentric man, father of a large and interesting family of daughters. One of the daughters acted as his guide through the house, that he might \give an estimate for redecoration, His attention was caught by a motto, | framed and prominently displayed over the door of the room of each girl, |which read: | "Learn to say ‘Yea'” | “Would you min sked the young man, “telling me what that motto ." exclaimed the young woman with a blush, “that’s one of father's ideas. There are ten of us girls, you know."~-National Monthly, ed SHE KNEW. RS, CHACE had a new domestic M who seemed to know absolutely nothing of social customs, She made so many mistakes that the mis- tress was discouraged, “Delia,” was the despairing utterance of Mrs. Chace one morning, “I'm jafraid I'll never be able to teach you anything. Don't you know that you should always hand me notes and cards on a salver?” “Indade, shure, Ol know," replied Delia diplomatically, “but Ot didn't |know ye did.”"—National Monthly. TAKING NO CHANCES, | PTER de sarmint, t'mor’ night, “cs Brudder Simm aid old Deacon Whang, gwine to have @ rousin bosanner ts meetin,’ and burn up yo’ paragraphs, bless de Lawd!” “Burn up which, sah?" returned immons, the recently converte@ c | re hg man, in considerable aston« | lishment “Yo! gamblin’ paragraphs, sab, When a spo'tin’ man gits converte and washed whiter dan snow dey allu@ \» rns up his kyahds and dice and sich scan'lous stuff as dat ‘midst loud shouts o' praise. De Lawd ts wid ‘em, and de gambiin’ brudder steps fo'th and flings his paragraphs on de fla and stands wid bowed hea whil . “Not me, aab! I ain't swing to de no sich-uh thing!” “But, mah goodness, brudder, yo am converted, isn't you, and” “Yassapr! I's sho’ converted, m4 dat don't make me a blame fool! mought Backsl! —Kansas City COL a WHY SHE WEPT. “ce HY, my dear” exclaimed the good friend on finding Mra, Newwed in floods of tears, “whet is the matter?” The young wife wiped her eyes and tried to compose herself and be inhumanly calm, “Well,” she began, with folded hands, “you know John te away for @ week.” “Yes, dear,” helped the lady friend, “Well, he writes to me regularly, and in’ hie—hnis last letter ‘ne, tell me he gets my photo out and kiesee it every day.” “But that ts nothing for you te / ery about,” exclaimed the goo@ friend, “You, it 1s,” cried Mrs, New bursting into tears afresh, “be-be- cause | took my picture out of hie ba-bag before he started ju-just for@ jo-oke and put one of mo-mother'a in Its place."—Philadelphia Ledger, sacle nd need dat stuff! HER PROOF. 66] VE brought back those eggs you ] gave me this morning,” sat@ the new bride, as she begam to take the articles in question from her basket, ‘They're duck eg@e.” “Duck eggs!” sneered th boss, “You're mistaken, don't never sell no duck eggs.” “But I tested them,” triumphed.tl | matrimonial novice, “1 dro them into water and they 'Fuag ial —_