The evening world. Newspaper, March 19, 1917, Page 14

PREETI a SSM eee rene SPCR, 3 ee . Mathews wore his monocle despite * Arnold Daly will star under the man- [come racr] FBrening World Daily Magazine ~ “'S'MATTER, POP?” ‘There Are Punishments Which Hurt More Than Spankings! About Plays| n Spankings! and Players By BIDE DUDLEY UT INSTEAD, SHE UNISHED ME TY MAKING MB STAY {LIN He HOusE TGor my crotHes WET IN THe SNow] MY ey we) sHe wot] GONNA WAP MEL T3ecause J WENT AN’ ASKED WANTED Te MY MAW To wit iP} 66f@BENTLEMEN, you would do G pf) me ® great favah, doncher know, if you would be seat- ed at once!” It was in this manner that James W. Mathews, formerly the theatrical fashionplate of London, opened the Lippodrome’s Sick Fund benefit per- formance at the Globe yesterday. Mr. the fact that, through the liberal use f burnt cork, he was as black as the +0@ Of spades. And while it seemed evident that he considered the points of the jokes somewhat involved, be was & good “feeder” for the endmen n the minstrel first part. ‘The show was long and entertain- ing. Annette Kellermann distio- suisbed herself by doing some genu- ine toe dancing, Little Alice Earl and eg sang effectively; R. H. Hurnside, as “Zip, the Unknown,” proved him- self quite @ comedian; the Hippo- | drome ballet class and the Sunshine | Gils from the Century danced; Leon Hrrol did a stunt; Raymond Hubbell led the orchestra, and there were sketches, songs, dances and every- thing in profusion. Mark Luescher wor high hat as an added attrac- tion, He also figured in a joke. “Why,” asked Endman McCu Mr, Luescher like @ tailor?" “Give it up, doncher know,” replied Mr. Mathews. “Because he's in the press depart- nent.” , haw! Very good, I pre- ume!” returned the interlocutor. NEW PLAY FOR GARRICK. John Craig and Lee Shubert have accepted @ farcical comedy by }'ran 08 Nordstrom entitled “He Said and Bhe Believed Him.” [t will be per tormed first at the Wilbur Treatre, Boston, on March 26, and will be brought to the Garrick in this city The cast will be Larmgy AB by Mary Eric, Dudley Hawley ert Howson, ‘Thomas Tracy and C. KR. McKinney, DALY'S NEW PLAY. | “The Very Minute” te the title of) the new American drama in which) gement of David Belasco, It is by John Meehan and is first. The play will open at the Belasco Theatre April # In Mr. Daly's support will | oe William Morr! 'W. Cope. Lester Lonergan, it Rot.nson, | - Harry Davenport, leen Newbit| snd Marie Wainwright, : Wi ee AETV VoNesT YDINNY A CHANCE FOR ‘OR RHYMESTERS. | ; i FoR YuH -S0 TAKE . Now “TELL “TA’ “TRUTH “16 “THEY ? é Marry B, Sinith wants « fow 1 é ‘x Godd CARE OF Y'HEACTH - - Dip You THe A Na r his song ‘The Dy “IM s P which is sung by Vivian bi BATH | ONE MISSIN'T WesseN in “Love o' Mike,” now at Maxine Elliott's Theatre, He is offer- 1g. $80, apte ; (ceptable. All. communteations \ hould be sent to Sinith, I, a , 4 (Greet — Maxine Eliott’ " | - > 4 9 AN’ Y'GoT and chorus of ti H : 5 f ~ ) uch A NICE . vind Face! ya's society's ne experi - BY WAY OF DIVERSION. The sun was sinking in the Weat ven Hector, in his armor dressed, r plain and stoppea; reer nimbly hopped reed the sky with »de out on yor ven from his ci Deflantly he hrusts of lance. Quoth he: “I'll die vefore the foe sball harm my king, o¢ I'm a rough old kid. by jing! ‘cross the plain there galloped then sir Jule Cordray with twenty men, | Hait, brothers!” called the brave Sir “Methinks me sees that Hector He bade his men stand back he went forth to meet the en- | Then forward rode Sir Jule the ¢, determined Heck should be his jave. The fight? Ab, me! "T'was short nd sweet, Sir Jule stabbed Hector tn | he feet, but Hector with his trusty ance poked gay Sir Jule and made vim dance. Then with a jatfand yell | 1f glee he sat him on the Sands o' Dee. And thus brave Hector saved | his king. Say, 1sn‘t this a crazy thing? a wy = FIGHTING MEN . THE PHRASE MONE . SEEMS To AROUSE IN ME A ) Ri greater eg \. SLEEPING INSTINCT, THE. J KERNEL IN THE. MM _ CALL To ARMS Sly eas CWIL WAR! HE was A FIGATING MAN! - Ow! My Baci’s Fee- “un uve EAR Gone 7 \ HURRY oR BERL Eat ARE YOU TAKING THAT HOE You'te miss} \ tHe GARDEN TO THE OFFICE WITH’ YoU YOUR TRAIN} § ESTERDAY - I “ , CRA STRAIGHTEN YES, T'S TE BLood oF MY ANCESTORS BOILING OVER INMY VEINS! | ('M GOING To ENLIST ) AND BE READY To --) a SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. “What does the Columbia Theatre management mean by advertising ‘one dollar seats, $1; seventy-five cent seats, 76 cents; fifty cent seats, 60 | senta?’" writes a Harlem woman to his department. To realiz Ny what it means the inquirer should ry to buy a two-dollar at the box office of the average $2 theatre on Broadway, Nuff ced! é, RECRUITING-OF F« ce eer A. H. WOODS INTERESTED. he Elmendorf Travel Talks, Inc with @ capital of $1,000,000, has bee en | formed, A. H. Woods is Vice Presi- leat and Treasurer. Dwight Under the direction 0 rs mn a Rida will'bs given ell vier the couse eh ee caeeetiets GEE BUTL r D n all over the coun- ix Ase . v7, ang ~ us i (.- SHED “THAT BLOOD OF CouRsE SHEL RAISE » HER win rr FOR To eee) T KNEW HE'D Los Gossip. R ‘ Ww ha Bani Pitre ie pevauial’| | Vebe SUL COUNTIRY. [fe AN AWFUL HowL ! THERE'S GONNA BE AN f Over THAT Pitt gat ee | Fairbanks films first, NEED BE! THEY NEED | WIVES ALWAYS KI@K ABOUT AWEUL SCE mn / | WHEN HE'S NOT DIGGING IN IT “Sidonia spiro has been added to the Fic \ L SUCH THINGS BuT IT must BE. CENE it HE'S TALKING OR DREAMIAG of ‘The. chorus girla in’ “You're in ss, ee MEN — PPG AoE TO -THe iA Love," at the Casino, will hereafter —_o , vave nothing to do with Pro-German RAS os stage door Johnnies. Helen Ware has been engaged by Lew Fields for an important role in ‘Bosom Friends.” Robert Milton is - MP FIRM! SHELL} ——ae gaeue ( ; 2 Sf OEO\\ "TS FUR OUR , joey COUNTRY - ~ oe ov directing. tl “ | Margaret Greene ts to close her va =e ME deville act, “The Sweetmoat Game,” LIFE MEANS } and do some picture \ But UTTLE | Raye, Dean has be er Xr | ot the “Dance and n: 8 1 ME | hin pany at the Cocoanut Grove, FOOLISHM FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. ‘A green apple made Wil! What was his telephone num “I give it up.” “Ate one too green.” es oe ( met yo ¥ ‘ ’