The evening world. Newspaper, March 3, 1917, Page 10

+ ee sect restasiseemenantiaiee 290 rem ernere i [[comie race | Evening World Daily Magazine Saturday, March 8, 1917 OO AIRTEL MONDO EOE LE OLE REET LE IAL TT HE EIS == | “THE OFF DAY” You Can Lead a Pail to Water, but —! _ By Clifton Meek About Plays}, and Players | By BIDE DUDLEY _| IMMY LARKIN, the stage hand, fa in town. Jimmy called us up and told us we were old pais Mh Kansas City years ago. “Just got in,” sald Jimmy. “The whole gang’s here. Snide Wells, Bill Bohanan and all. And say, who d'ye think I run acrost on the street to Gay? Old Walter Sanford al) dressed fap! And say, who else do you think IT run acrost? That son-in-law of ow, the Mick his name? of course? Bil Bohanan t , here—all them that used to meet up on the Ninth Street hill in Kansas City and tell stories, ¥ remember Bnide and Bill? Well, We're going to give a dinner one of the old Kansas The whole gang’s here kin—that'’s =me—Snide Bohanan and ail. Chick Dunlop, don't y at times we had up on the Ninth Street alll, eh? Vell have a swell feed! You got me, don't you? Snide and Bil! are ‘with me and I run acrost the Mick from Scranton to-day, He ain't Bere, but the whole gang's here, Jimmy Larkin—you remember th @ld Willis Wood Theatre?—well, I'm Jimmy Larkin, and Snide and Bill are with me. | Well, so long. Say tell your telephone girl to leave the [iP ‘wire open for you when Jimmy Lar- | [< kin, Snide Wells and Bill Bohanan )\ 7 calls you up, will you?” “Bure!” “all right—fine! Say, who do you think is with me? Snide W Bill Bohanan and the re The whole gang's here, So long!” All of which leads us to repent By C. M. Payne AS FAR AS J CAN ASCERTAIN, HE HAS SOME FeELING IN HIS YA WANTA Arte AN QuiT that Jimmy Larkin Is in town, and he Js accompanied by Snide Wells, Bill Bohanan and the whole gang, whoever said whole gang Is. BY WAY OF DIVERSION. We'll soon hear the fellow who bobs up each Spring to say that the peach buds are frosted. He'll stop ug his little hard juck song to sing. | Fach year by this man we're ac- costed. He takes keen delight in imparting such news. He loves to see worry attack us. He laughs when he sees that old pest, Mister Blues, | jand right on our shoulders and Whack us. But when it turns out that bis tale was ail wrong, chagrin LUT, Frome Pebroniog Co OFF Rvening Worley HENRY HASENPFEFFER It Wasn't a “Hurry Call,” So the Doctor “ Took His Time”! By Bud Counihan oe Medial fd fs bere a4 iy ’ ry ar Copyright, 1841, Press Publishing Ca (NT. Breniag World) YY put out and he changes his ATIA! X HADDA RIGHT DAWNGONIT=T AINT A WELL — ‘ busy. Fee acna be conany as (hie BAD CAGE OF Rare MAN YET NEITHER ! oES =) I ANT MISSED besatimist, kate, hin Joy-kalling frost @HAKIN' AGUE” il ee Col oeee Cex Pa HAD YOUR t EUG ANY THIN’ Bur, MY the gate and discount ARIGHT BAD CASE ° FULL 0’ FEVER BOOS a” . : S oo! ) , WATCH ‘Yer =f a FAMILY DOCTOR’ c UW is to give him the gate and discount his whole line of chatter, Hon? DID HE “TAKE | . “DEED (T 16 THE BETTER WAY, Ake SAMUEL ! GoMe ‘They had just seen “Turn to the = 7 WaT Right.” at the Gaiety. ( FEVER ~ Cr Mi “The fellow who wrote that play Be. HIGH! ain't up to date,” sald the young man. “Why not?” asked the girl. “Because,” he replied, “instead of having that old lady make $20,000 out of peach jam he should ‘a’ had her Plant potatoes and onions and make @ real killing.’ “Who put that idea in your head?” “Al Strassman,” sald the young man. MUSICAL 8HO\’ FOR WOODS, A. H. Woods announces he will Produce a musical comedy by Potter this Spring, It Girl From the Trench POOR, MISGUIDED GIRL! Ed Sargent of the Fairbanks com- pany, Philadelphia, heard of some- ‘hing funny yesterday and, as all well-trained readers of this column | should do, sent It In without delay, A young woman, employed In the Fatr- banks offices, attended a religious meeting in the Garrick Theatre, Philadelphia. ‘There she saw signs ‘Fair and Warmer,’ Next Week.” | “My goodness me!" she exclaimed. according to Ed. "This ts the first time I ever knew of a theatre show- | ing the weather forecast.” | FAY PUTS ONE OVER, | ©, 0, McIntyre dropped in last night | to tell @ story concerning Fay Tem- | \ TM 7 iano (aii —s cm Z |The S a tur day P UzzZ le C or ner | © FEARING “Hat “THE KANNIBAL: KINGS DAUGHTER WILL FLOP IN LOVE WITH Him AND “THAT HE MAY HAVE TO MARRY HER, AXEL DECIDES | “W “THROW HIMSELE UPON “THE. MERCY OF THE KING , HOPING © To BE ALLOWED "To DEPART FROM “THE ISLAND ON SOME. ‘PASSING VESSEL. Copyright, 917, by The Preas Pu ng Co, (The New York Mrening World,) FEATURING FLOOEY ano AXEL IN hs THe Kanniaar Kine” FINAL REEL Frsxee tLms aed 4 PROBLEMS as HAD UEBIG Oly ole iimnns i: tributed by W. DRESCHLER) IA ALN leaves San Francisco for} | New York every day at noon,) and each train makes the journe: exactly flve days, or 120 hours, At le New York for San Franc ry day, making the J actly the same time. y_trains does a train leaving New York meet on its way to San Francisco? in letor. “Mise Templeton,” he sald, “left the Hotei Majestic to take # ride In her mobile. It's a little bit o! starter, after (Contrituted by GEORGE HEARN, No, 00 West Sixieth Street, New York City.) An army of 4,000 men start out on a hike, having bread enough to | { and asked: ‘Did you Yook under that ble, elght-cylinder 3 | car, Mr. St Nifty, ot “Very plat Pn GOSSIP. Marion Davies, of “Oh, Boy many ceived a letter last night address¢ to Mary Ann Davis. Julia’ Mar! Ml ¢ seat at the k Monday night when “Strani ‘ant writ ten by {, Sothern, Is produced ‘The Messrs. Shubert announce that therefore py a box Pyening Wi tohy, orl: a a the new version of “The Inknown" will open In Wilu 6 - Se eon 16 ‘ HE six pictures hide the name of another one of the cities in the A Bible class has been Answers to Last $ United States which have over 250,000 population. Write down the among the chorus girls tn "1 " fi | first two letters of the six words the pi c, ea ae , h the piolures represent, ‘The firs Saturday’s Puzzles 3} ietter in cach word 1s included in the name of the city, Use these for a Wanderer" at the Manhattan Ope fuse, Will A. Page conduct M f kivn ——————rrrrnry "| skeleton and fil in with as many of the second letters aa are required to AST Baturday’s “Big City’ was CHIOAGO, | complete tt complete the name of e cit hear Gus i — aes Blebac will Miller we DAWGONNE iT AXEL) rs KRIS-KROSSES $ aoa “THAT LAST REEL IS wPita tod A BEAR! GUESS WE id sg CANT ACT Some Mf —-\ OH Boy!!! i THOSE Two HAMS “THAT PLAYED THE we | LEADING PARTS -/ THEY-OUGHTA GE u ad » ( WORKIN’ IN SOME ea . | E A} Ne GLUE EAcToRY! 4 BY [AV OAN| | . ) | a 14 | ITE letters in the circle, with the; | MIS "“Krie-Kross’ te another | addition of one of the four let-| acrostic, The objeot te to inser: BENJAMIN FOX ble Pawnbroker Ave., wear lath St “ de! /tery in the corners of the square, as letters in the blank squares to make The answers to the puzzles printed |‘ 14st Saturday's puzzle, when prop- ve words, including the one given |to-day will be given in the “Puzale|erly arranged, apell @ word which wach in the same order will read the | Corner” next week. begine with the added letter, to bottom, just as “atone” Grom ©?