The evening world. Newspaper, February 17, 1917, Page 12

Lap: COMIC PAGE Evening World Daily Magazine Saturday, February 17,1917, About Plays and Players OBERT HILLIARD, the best dressed actor in America, bar none, is going back to work. Since “The Pride of Rac n which he starred last season, he lias been awaiting ogical moment and he believes it has arrived, Mr. Milliard and Charlotte W ‘ker are to be co-stars, under the management of A. H. Woods, in “Th Girl,” a new play, by I and Cronin Wilson time in years tha OFF If He'd Had Less Edge on His Temper He'd Had More on His Razor! By Clifton Meek psyehe Oiners in the George Le ( Gladys Alex ards, wiven City, March & MOROSCO HAS SOME PLANS. Oliver Morosco, who opened the new Theatre recently with Cottage,” announces he finds in need of another New York | d intends to build one, While es It will be ready for oc- ney by Sept. 1 he doesn't say Woere it will be located other than in the theatrical district, Also, Mr. Mo- rusco announces he has obtained a { ground in West Forty-sixth eet, near the Huison River, an # site for a large theatrical storehouse and workshop. It will be the biggest) } plant of Its kind in the world, he says. | ‘rhore will be a scene studio, a w be, a costume factory, a carp ehov and four rehearsal halls store room, the announc Will be larg ough to acc all the Morosso attractions in the | liast. Hereafter New York is to be! Mr. Morosco's headquarters, and while le will continue his producing! stock company in Los Angeles that town will be more or less of a whist- Jing station for the Morosco choo- ©boo, nevertheless, TO STAGE “THE PEOPLE.” Joseph A. Physioc jr. 1s soon duce Marion Crighton's play, "1 People,” which ix being prepared! Under the personal direction of Mme. Yorska. The play, it is said, is an ap- peal preparedness, yet it is not constructed along bombastic lines. | HE OBJECTED TO THEM. A certain actor, Mr. C., who was 4ii @ long time and came out of tt seit rine deoply in debt, has nothing loft st : to wear but @ dress suit. He takes oN , <PNPRERE his misfortune good-naturedly, how- HENRY HASENPFEFFER ever, The other night Amy Fitz- patrick, an actreas, asked bim to go to @ theatre with her. Ho pted | and wore his dress suit. During t intermission he went to the men's room to smoke. When he re- turned Miss Fitapatrick asked if he had enjoyed his cigarette. | “No,” he replied. “There were| several objectionable persons in tho | smoking room.” “Really?” she sald, “Objectionable in what way?” “Ob, two or three were poor men | in business sults,” came from the actor. , S&S MATTER, POFPT ~ \He Act Like He SAw SOMETHING AN' Copyright, 117 Prose Pubivening Co Doll! 4 Sant wer = ( Bornowen \ "WH ove sf, St | ! F 6o Yaskep” MINNIES PoP OutN ‘are? went, mee FoR, HER HAND Huth? DAWGONIY "C CANT , Nob WeLt WHY DIDNT IDID AFTER WELL \NSY LOOKIN GO ON “THAT AM’ UNK'! Sou ett HIM Y'HAD ALL ELSE Bie ABOUT —DID HE 5 . : AT FIRGY He WOULDNT $ Booo” IN TH BANK z Weal ree i USSEN “To ME | 9 2M Reruse YUH PR acd (NA See Ao I Ao Crs) ~ Do THEN TOTO IS PROVOKED. Toto, the Hippodrome clown, asks us to do & little detective work for im, Somebody sent him a valentine! ant for a married man and ho iy wants us to find out who did It is his plan to inform the sender he {s not married and to request the oitending person to be more careful! ereafter DON’S OWNER A PRISONER. Cari Johann Haberland, owner of loon, the talking dog, with whom Loney Haskell, that rascal, wus co ' ain Jeville several years | Is a ps roof war in Rus sant Nr. Habe ined the ‘ my 1 although Dou t e'd say that the one-step R just as one pleases, As to card|the fox trot, we would advise HH, W ning {9 write the Willlam Pox offiens fo his information, by careful he was s written Mr, Ha: wishing him good luck and that, if possible, he be sent tly York Evening World. Oh, (yawn) —it's not surprising Good Stori es | WHAT'S IN A NAME? | “Well, I am « eallor,” wan the ee. HE was a young missionary in| Ply of the applicant, But how am I to Know that statement is correct + How are you to know {t?” came the L'AMOUR R'DE MICHEL. =e Elizabeth Marbury and Lee Shu- WE DON’T TEACH DANCING. bert have disposed ot » srench a reader, writes us as fol- | rights to Q* *{ will be pleased if you will| tors of t FEATURING FLOOEY ano AXEL hina, not yet quite proficient in the language of the country, and rint the correct way to dance the Over there the Li one Ave “LAmour de Michel ¢ IN was giving @ little dinner to some|answer. “Why, you leather necked gon out these dances, but woul | i Sande Tarte course of tho| ° cook, 4f you feat ee aan Know the steps that folluw each | GOREIP XELS METS meal she asked the gervant to bring | Podtd boom running foul of your 4s wome, perhaps, might dance oseph E. Shea ts Al veadligh vs ieierent, and per ng Daa si CL eaparey) Mee sank vp Ne ant | some fruit—at least she thought she| doing 1 Le Pee vo oe OW. is ly misinformed. | Clemens to take a bath, has returned FINAL REEL Alc ull my life, and you'li haul in ¢ ‘This ls a theats . | N Bayes and show will go into | He objected; she tn Aves kle @ bit.” a 8 hard be ty alle, Chicago, Feb. 4, LICKER. Me oh peahes Mire i Ei ee \ h ; Barnard has received an tLMS fused; ew un standing \ Sophye | offer to | left the iim a ticket,” “ rying a allor. badaennutd i rd_before iigipiearapininea end HIS FAMILY STANDING, On it, carefully, jet Cor KNEY angler, thinking fis ly Scotsman, and boatman wags not : we reating him with the regpect due to his stat xpostulated tl A NEW ONE. Look here, my good man, you don 66] ONCE entered a London shop,” | Sem to grasp who I am: Do sou sald a collector of know that my family haw heen one ' titled t r arms fo | search of curlos Ruined gan for the last two nploy will hold their | Athambra Hall, Feb, 21 osburg, Clara um have been Producing Com 4 Stocking: Assistant Treasurer wishes it known nbulator we saw him Ten Dollars FOR THE BEST NAME FOR THE CHARACTER IN |” Grant Clarke, song writer, is hack é “The Off Day,” || »:i' 0 Weise! We 2.85 Pith TEP US, sssmans Gece | la He was with Leo Flest for a chatr, nat there chair,’ he informed then 5 My rs a been en. wre | me impress: , ‘was once the prop led to bare legs for the Jast DRAWN BY Doris Predo, Violet Hayes and n i my Serene Trace thousand years. cTit-Bitee, & ~ | Madwe North have been added to the jerty of Louis s . LONG Tite Bites Clifton Meek. cast of the new musical play, “Nina ier hed ; DIDN'T FILL REQUIREMENT, T. 8. 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