The evening world. Newspaper, February 14, 1917, Page 8

THERS CELEBRATE. y of F rin Collewe. (JANITORS Annive! Ing St. Francis Xa an | It's Easy—If You Know Dr, THE EVENING WORLD, WEDNESDAY, Se ee ee a FEBRUARY 14, 1917. as moral support. If Utopta won't really be hei TO we will at least have a sample BE SOCIABLE + you te jimmy your way in by force, he will lend you his physical as well RHEUMATISM NOT A DISEASE OF OLD of it. The only possible insect In the ointment is that the Janitor might only bo able } Seventy years ago the Jesuit Fathers | to smile twice before the wagon backs up and takes him away. j Edwards’ Olive Tablets came to Sistennh Suet They foun! «They Have Applied for a Charter for a Union to} reports about genial janitors i#| cents, Good eating upples have been AGE, SAYS MAN OF SEVENTY-EIGHT ge THE, teeret, of keeping young is to | nave graduated huntiets ot men) Promote Sociability and Advance Knowledge’ —| iii. takir’ syuawks trom Col | s6llns at that figure, and oranges are : ; Your liver and bowels there's no need |lansers, suatennen ard historians ‘They| “Gotng to Be Hard to Recognize a Janitor From|"’’**"" i Ute potatoe are emai}, 10 more tan “|W ll-Known A Resident Di ds C. lie Glia) poh. cabenaaictaes [Savi oe | the Old Plans and Specifications” “He'll Cour-| .7?,1t-tve sautor, wan a ons who | Mirch teenies, * “wrers| Well-Known Avon Resident Discards Crutchs bine look in your face—dull eyes | 1m celobrat with no sparkle. Your doctor will| vice to the pe ell you most sickness comes from | Jctine ay oid Hot or Cold.” inactive bowels and liver College Thee Dr. Edwards perfected a vegetable | ee fun ©wompound mixed with olive oil to act ‘on the liver and bowels, which he Bave to his patients for years |x | Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets, the | Bubstitute for calomel, are gentle in| han’ | Uheir action, yet always effective, ee : They bring about that xuberance of | annive frit, that natural bu ancy which | few days and na wuld be enjoyed by every one, by | (Terk fe clear the pariah, | toning up the liver and clearing the | {wacnta to drop in. Mivteenths ayheut | em of impurities. + eached by mitway or LL | You will know Dr, Fdwards' Olive _ Tablets by their olive color. 10¢ and 2Be per box. All drugwists.—Advt —_———— Oller Killed By Flying Wheel John Wellbr 2 Willian By A The The average patriot ts and blue, if they happen t Copyright, 1917, by LITTLE CONCERTS FOR YOUR HOME TO-NIGHT, 8.30 4502—RenaryKREISLER t E 17835—{ Nother Machree TRIO Naughty! Naughty ! Naughty 182 Sertrhone } ~WINTER GARDEN. 4549—Venetian Song-~McCORMACK Total, $3.50. "Phone Vanderbilt 3091 Records will be sent to your | residence immediately by special messencer KN ABE WARERCOMS, 5th Ave. af 39th St. There SICK WOMAN HAD | CRYING SPELLS Restored to H alth by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. 1 gents with brown der’ 1 can’t clip ey why Cd 4s to inundate the Janitors. tors’ Union, the purpose o The fact that J If the janitors go throu to be hard to recognize a jar j old-style Janitor ts a bird | mother never to smile, He turned his bad ear toward “TL was wardly ‘ll run down and weak in Th female troubles and Normandy” would often have | on the steam pl not safe of being busy, h d c * run and lock the/and he would see t door so they | hte Will Bring te Your Home worke: 1d not see me, | Pound 80 you wo off the te! tri by putt " 1 several This $50 did not help me go {JUst 4s profitable as selling 1 said to my mother ‘I guess T will But, under the 1917 CORTOFONE have to die as there is no help for | tenants as equals, Apartme ‘of vour little {UP thelr Janitor's amilé for Gauiking Masblie me. She got me ks and my husband said L should|!s 4 self-starter, The gov and $9.00 try one bottle, stopped the doe-|ffom absolute monarchie ‘18 tor's medicine and took Lydia FE. | instead of at them, The e ot Double Faced A the basement: Gear In Gb The 1 Janitor's toothbrush will be Pinkham's Vegetable Compound non made a change in me and now I am strong and do all my work.” Folks who pull u Mrs. Augusius Baughman, Box 86, /!t besides dust Enhaut, Pa |knob as a package of birds (24 Selections) | ten Special At 54. Q)-00 jday in and day out and drag out a! be Just as hot as the back | teously Inquire Whether You'll Have Your Steam)?!" * #00! * one eight-hour Press Publis and (urmoil there has been a bond of sympatiy co: has been @ wild rush of Progressive Republica ying to know that the epidemic of fellowship has reached such a high mark | !!ke 4 car wit that the man who invented pinochle ¢ Perfect Victor Service Ueto ie rors as If they had been made of rubber bothered’ me | The old-time Janitor ir $ 00 | crying spells and| Water would cause him to . feel as if 1 was|Rever understand why anybody ever wanted any kind of water If [|hard worker, though. He w it got down again. milk before he put it on the dumbwaiter, and snitched a few m on the roof on a windy a rules of the Your morning newspap: Why will women epntinue to suffer | be answered by the clock Instead of by the calendar, ler the new regtine of benevolent you will be able to keep fants In apartment houses. ranlan can vote, why not the babies suffrage White wores wu Lined Too BRUSH |ments had been mad Yesterday afternoon O'Brie man In the employ of the lee, short elrew his body w! York and Lyon Streets ¢ We would Ike to be the janttor of the Janitors’ Club.for just one day, We certainly would dilute the steam in the radiators. on top of a n old-fashior r}} Janitor | He told John Meyers, J : r morning newapaper, jon the wane’ poles ony t rdemain with your tee, | before that he w rthur (‘‘Bugs’’) Baer. wife ov speaking Ia bride-to-be wer you to ur ashes to} together ing Co. (Tha New York Evening World.) @ guy who will cheer wildly for the red, white | dum chips. In the midst of impending warfare | choicest sneak your biseults off the iter, trump every one of your cuss-words with an ace from hie torial vocabulary and then vecting the populace. | jnyite you down to the cellar so he 4 to become citizens, | could present you with a lump on the ene he would wind up if bios Beem anxious to take out thelr first papers. |} rad play “The End of a Pore oupons from the bonds of . At ts grat | ¢ 0 be | on a record that sounded | ympat flat wheel. Empress Hair Remover They have appiled for a charter for the Jant-} new model janitor says “Yoa, | f which is to promote soclability and advance your wife, “No, ma'am,” to| fj ‘ Mability 4 | ps his hat to your spantel, janitors are anxious to promote sociability 14 an sample the groceries more doesn't han ¢ nd smiles as if he meant lit, Hut it's fortunate that the fur- | nace hasn't got cara, | Can you imagine coming home and am the Janitor grinning like a| Empress dentifrice “ad” in a ladies’ magazine? | Neither can we. | Polttencss will bé the mode. Your janitor will courteously inquire whether you want your steam hot or If you complain about the cks didn't live in vain. zh with the Intention to be sociable It Is going nitor from the old plans and specifications, The who looked as if he had promised bis grand-| was very narrow between the ears, He always | a protest, and complaints bounced off Lis vest | JZ” Not Inj Mfg. Co. 7 Your Skin. Saas “Ohimnes of uawks for ho He couk He was a as always willing to go through all the motions mpersonated steam by playing (h pes with brass knuckles, Any 8 register anguish and astonishment, er he will take down your squawk the mail it to man who In- and vented it 4 by gravity, all you had to do was pull it up| And considerate? He always » you the ne instead n minutes to Tho telephone girl will gt ¢ answer the first t king you wait fifte, puldn’t have to pull so hard. He got rid of ashes| ¢ Ringing the janitor’s bell was| a dime for a nickel. Janitors’ Union, janitors will treat nt house victims who have been trying to cranh rs will be surprised to discover that his grin |” nment of all apartment houses will be changed | to republics, Janitors will laugh with tenants | resem te t that looked at a king will now be able ite safety, With the janitorial way of doing things, there will be a rathskeller on the roof r new club house and 1 root asement. ‘ouch in His me Up-State, SYRACUSE, N. Y., Feb, 14.—William A charming democracy will prevail. | witcox, fifty, was found frozen to death at the disposal of the less prosperous | on ch in his home, near Cortland, dumbwaiter will find something else on He had not been will be Just as safe on your door- Friends broke inte And the Janitor’s bell will And steam pipes will to ogle yesterday afternoon, feen since Sunday the house. — > — © Much as Oranges p their eed in a lion's cage pintoes Cost of your neck used to get when you asked the KILLED ON WEDDING EVE. | It is not known whether the new | Slute jclub house of the Janitors’ Union will | James J. O'Brien of N overlook the Hudson or the East| street were to have been Rive A janitor doesn’t care what! oretock this afternoon, All Publi ted two currents t another Ii Sunkist now and keep a supply of these uniformly th in the house Sunkist es After Suffering Many Years. {WAS FLAT ON HIS BACK FOR A YEAR—PAINS STIFFNESS GONE--FEELS LIKE A BOY. and T was very much discouraged when « specialist told me he had done ev erything in his power, I was stiit suffering and thought 1 would never be able to leave my bed. I tried everything suggested, liniments, oils and all external applications, 1 must have taken a bare rel_of medicine, and still T suffered. “My hips and knees were sore and sti; hands were jess, swollen with a chall substance, I was about to give up when I heard of Var-ne-sis, I and arrange: on, a line- Serv- was was skeptical, thought if the doctors couldn't help me it would be foolish to try anything further. How- ever, the day I started to take | Var-ne-ls proved to be a won+ derful day for me; it was the beginning of the end of my misery. 3radually the pain and stiffness left me, so that IT was able to go about on crutches, the welling dis peared, and my tinged became less and less stiff, until T was able to close my hands. After three months I discarded the crutches und have given them to W. A. Var- ney to add to his collection. Injure Who Cong matism Age. “Tam seventy-eight years of age | and haven't a pain or an ache,” said Hiram Whiting, when seen at hi ‘All ny friends in Avon know how home in Avon, Mass. where he has] y sigered, and know me as I am to- been a resident for the past fifty} acy) rhey consider my recovery re years. markable, for very few thought TI “LT have always held to the belief | \outd ever walk again. T hope this that age, t opin rheumatism was « disease of old | %, hut [have had reason to change | / ion during the past year, My |} e in fighting the disease 1 lly give for the benefit of other rs. r one year 1 was flat on my back, unable to turn or help myself in any way. T was in constant ‘pain ‘nt will be the means of others relief in Var-ne-sis, as I ing lave Var-ne-sis is the one remedy sufferer from chronic rheumatism noust eventually te if they wish to know what good health means. It ‘ not contain salicylates, iodides, ele, but is composed of roots, herbs , and Good Apples. | day and night; to even come near my atete la Stehessay aie Geides Ont |sickly half-hearted existences missing | Janitor to turn i on, A tenant meant nothing ina Janitor’s young exist! DENVER, Col, Feb, 14-—Potatoes to- Uniformly Good | hed would bring on a paroxysm, Af ave ee <br Fi 7 Neal three-fourths of the joy of living, | e#¢ | day rival oranges and apples in price on rm. |most every joint was afflicteds my Send to J arney, 61.00 DOWN—G1.00 WEEKLY. F) when they can find heaith in Lydia E. | © overflow of comradeship will also include the other apartment house| Denver markets, An incense of $1.60 ro) y hands, arins. shoulders, back, hips] Mass. for the booklet, “A Word to Cort Sales Co. Ine, || Pinkhain’s Vegetable Compound Jaccomplices. ‘The telephone girl will speak your lancuage. ‘The elevator ight on best grades of the ranges and kn No one knows the suffer- | Skeptics.” It's free 330 SIXTH AVENUE ° FT) Lf you would like fre nfdential | chauffeur will stop dividing the floors up into fractions. n ho stops the price to $5.50 a California FruitGrowersF.achange ing T endured during that year. Get Var-ne-sis now-—to-day 1 AVENUE || idvice address Lydia F. Vinkham | he car it will be within shouting digtance of the floor. ‘The door boy will] hundred, forced dealers, they say, to put “The five doctors that at-| Liggett-Riker-Hegeman and all relte BAR 20TH STREET. NEW YORK: 1) wedicine Co., Lynn, Mass.—Adv stop trying to open the door by mental suggestion, Instead of allowing! the retail price up to four pounds for 25 + ‘:smu:e1\|:-:.|: =~ | tended me failed to relieve my misery | + druggists. —Advt. Best For The Bowels Harmless to Relieve Constipation, Biliousness, CANDY CATHARTIC * Sick Headache, Sour Stomach, Lazy Liver, Bad Colds OR MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN ‘