The evening world. Newspaper, January 31, 1917, Page 16

and Players | By BIDE DUDLEY | ENRY W. SAVAGE, Broadway hears, has a plan under way to revive bis famous light opera, "The Merry Widow," with an all-star cast, He may not do it unttl) next season, but that he ts consid- ering the idea te not denied at his offices. He is also thinking of mak- ing @ apring production of “Fxcuse Me" in musical form. If this is done Jerome Kern will furnish the tunes Mr, Savage ts at present in the waters of Florida on his yacht, but he te expected to return to New York Monday. BY WAY OF Lh Aig tha Pa A AT Ob, Henry, dear! Please listen here! Fm not much on advising. If you @bould frown and call me down it would not be surprising. For ‘tisn't my affair, yet I feel that I'd really \ better advise you how to treat @ frau when once you chance to get her. If she makes bread, don't shake your head and tel! her it is frightful. For, if you do, she'll sure “fix” you in manner not delightful. She'll have her way; you'd best obey when or- dere is giving. Be sweet and kind and you will find that life is worth the iiving. If you'll agree with [comres7=—] Froving World Daily Magazine HENRY HASE} -PFEFFER X Know WH’ Cookin 6 “TERRIBLE AN’ MONTH & . “TREAT EM TH! CAPAILY NERY THIN’ J AN! NOT ONLY THAT MIGNON ~ ~-BUT REALIN CT SEEMS oe Mi Thar Th BesTy, PEOPLE Gey “tH WORST Cooks -Yezzal 5 - } Cur rave A Hear’ To teary’ evrrlam, 101, Prem Pevnaaing Oo 1. 9. Penne Werte | Wednes ay, danuary 31,191 Moral—Never Drop a Slur Where It Can Bounce! By Bud Couni GWAN Y'OLE FLaMerer LS AN' DAWOONTY are) WoRSY PEOPLE Ce... “WH "Be sy Cooks! t Gr In Fact This Hound Will Tree Anything but a Pair of Shoes! EATURING * FLooeY Ano AXEL. Tue Lion HunTEeR® her, why she will think you simply dandy. The rolling-pin I'd hide (now grin), so it won't be too handy. ‘There'll be much joy for you, old boy, if you'll be somewhat cunning. ‘To “run a wife’ without much atrife, Just let her do the “running. WANGER HAS HI8 WOE Walter Wanger, manager of imova's new starring vebicle, * tion Shoals,” was a worried young man yesterday, He had been told by F. Ray Comstock, who controls the Princess, where Natimova is playing, that “‘Ception Shoals” woul have to get out Saturday night 1h order that the stage migut b | used for ro- | hearsing Mr. Comstock’s latest mus- ical play, “Ob, Boy!” Mr, Wanger's attraction has been gelling out at each performanc he couldn't jand other theatre. Just as his trouble cloud looked darkest, how- ever, Lee Shubert juterceded for him and Mr. Comstock agreed to let Nasimova remain at the Princess through mext week. After that an- other Shubert house may be avail- able. Mr. Wanger waa #0 relieved he went out automobiling in « red yaecer and ecooted &'ther and thither joyously. MISS COWL REALLY WROTE. People in theatrical circles have beon wondering if Jane Cowl really helped write “IAlac ‘Tim she is soon to be seen at the Republic, it has been announced that the play is by Jane Cowl and Jane Murfin. To dispel ail doubt in the matter it may be stated that Miss Cowl wrote just as much of .be play as Jane Murfin did. They collaborated on tt from the start. The two Janes became acquainted | some years ago When each played a small part ip David Warfield’s pro- duction of “The Music Master.” Mrs. Murfin was then Jane Macklem, but after two months in the cast she re- \ired and married James Murfin, a Detroit lawyer. She was followed tn the part by : /bil Klein, @ niece of the late Charies Klein. Miss Klein Ree Mm’ FLOOEY “HET Guipe —~ “Wow THAT we HAVE MY GOOD SHIFEHOUND ‘RADCLIFF’ To HELP US WE WILL GET “THAT LION! “THIS HOUND WILL TREE ANY LION CLTSIDE CF A Z004 LET US GET ON THE Trait” she married William Harris jr, which didn't take very long. A BLACK APPRECIATION, in Cincinnati | He will go into Chicago weok after t. ‘The title selected for the new play Charles Hopkins will present at the Punch and Judy Theatre next season ie abe ony ss knows Ah’s omeet,”” a Hawallan 4 et labs ahs beon engaged to Fe chalicoal boy.» complete wheat steps ut the Cocoanut Grove John Cort’s production of “Mother in Portland, the shredded ey sbeivel pe indeed Gay swetah ain’ " ‘Ma Iile chauicoal boy. THEY WANT MORE LIGHTS. A movement has been started to “brighten up Sixth Avenue” between Forty-second and Forty-sixth Streets, ‘The Hippodrome committee bas been named to see if more lights cannot be obtained for Jack Dunstan, thinks Sixth ut vielnity should be jus lit up as is Broadway tn the it Me., doing well. "he Submarine,” a spectacular af- fair invented by Hen: be a feature of the second edition of The Show of Wonders.” A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. It doesn't take brains to write 2/jagt It takes brains Channing Pollock FOOLISHMENT. de Vries, will is Interested. to write! “Now, you really musn't eat them,| power engine?” asked the latter pres Ys | |you know,” explained mother, In alentiy alas KID'S GONE /7 | te effort. “They look] , “He did,” said the owner of the / TO BED- 4 0 Ze jawfully pretty, but I'm not sure that | 0 Ri aera Marre ete tage BRL AN ee daa 1g Hine ireland ag YZ the coloring may not be dangerous. | © *\veu), it seems sort of weak to me nt geet In fact,” she went on, dropping her| ‘ Setneried thecttin tk / YOUNGSTER! HE'S 1 BROWN ? og “The Brat” haa FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. | It will open In Boston Monday nD Staged agala. | remained in the Warfield play until when fiving?” “Overalls, of course.” WHEN YOU WERE A BOY _ x.vtiisttva,, By Jacl Grown-ups Don't Always Couple ‘Safety First’? With “Efficiency!” THEY USED TO SEND You UP To ‘Some of the Day's Good Stories YES! AN’ You WORTH THE RISK. HORSES WERE SMALL. ; EAR Auntle Mabel had sent the| [VOR the fortieti time ihe second BED sO YOU CONT SAY A three Morgan children a very F hand motor car had broken! |WOULDN'T HEAR THING IN FRONT OF HIM- BUT ITS ALL OVER. THE NEKHBORHOCD! beautiful imitation frult each, | down and the driver and hi» made of sugar and nicely colored. | friend stood eying it in silent des Mrs. Morgan thought they ought! peration jto be saved; the kids thought aes “Didn't the man who sold you this lent. | thing tell you tt was a twenty-horse- THE GOSSIP! Md! LLY YW Z g \ THANK GOODNESS 7 g ALL EARS! voice in an awesome whisper, “I have| tones of cond heard of children dying from eating |, t wasn't th colored things.” She thought that would do the bp Blarney ager than othe trick, but early next morning she yah bets ss heard a sound out on the landing, | Seeneeneretirneens and going to see who was astir 60; WILLING TO OBLIGE. early, found Elste trotting along the) JOHN'S father kept a candy store passage, » little fel : “Where are you going, dear?” ald tothe listelgellow oftan gatried suka iva BoC pelask veut candy to school to divide wit “Going to see If Dick and Arthur|the other children, One morning the are dead yet,” replied the elght-year-| teacher noticed a sirong smell of old miss. ‘m not.""—Tit-B pepermint to investigate —_ [in order to stop eating duri:g schoo! ROPED AND TIED. | Dou Unable to detect the culprit, ‘i HME men engaged in cutting off) phe bent over email John and) the ends of protruding ties on| whispered the elevated railways were ex-| ‘John, have you any candy?" plicitly instructed, for the wake of) uj. Imam.’ he mecllads {innocent passers-by on the street} «No, ma'am.” any?” | below, never to allow a piece of tie] As she turned away he touched| to fall to the street without a rope| Her hand and said, “I will bring you, \s © at noon." —Ladies’ ome | attached to it. Journal. meee One day as the end of a tle wd a ‘ | sawed off the man on the job threw Se RR the rope, tle and all into the street, | NO CHANGE IN SHYLOCK, “Hy, ‘there, what'er you doln.'?” N old woman who lived in the yelled an indignant foreman. | country recently visite: | “Yo told me not to let anything | See ne ee en Ram | down to the street without a rope| v. he city, During attached,” rejoined the man, in. a|her stay she was taken to see “Pho surly to “Well, ain't { obeytn'| Merchant of Venice," a play she had! orders?"—Philadelphia Public Ledger. | witnessed more than thirty years be- | febgce' othe s Lae | fore, and which she had alw: C THE WILL TO DO. | strong desire to see again. Calling J* SMITH was notoriously slow| next day, a friend asked her how y. {the previous night's perfo e pay. He owed quite a bill at! compared with that of thirty sesre| the grocery for pork, One day,| ago, y years | an his credit was becoming atrained,! “Well,” she replied, “Venice scems he walked into the grocery and satd: Btere Ravarvaned, Up @ bit, but that] DW, “Mr, Black, I want to pay you for| ou. ae pe tme mean, grasping . 8 the pork: I have had, and: 1 want|couver wong. Uled * be'—Van- ArTER A HARD DAY, PETE WOULO HAVE HIM HADN'T some more. - ocseniniaesosnadaea APPRECIATED A SEAT IN THE CAR — DECIDED TO USE HIS SHOULDER “Certainly,” sald the delighted pro-| ENCOURAGING ENTERPRISE. GOING HOME ——— FOR A PILLOW + rietor, a stened to walt on Tear AeA . prleton, Aa be haatshed am OBATAIN youthtul billlard |. geeeaeecees — Taking the package of pork Jim marker was recently informed | officer, addressing the mother of a 7 Smith started to go. by his employer that he would | #mall and dirty boy, io GAnESvE MWITNER, sd sires by @ telling example. “Wait @ minute,” said the pro-|nave to be more careful in the matter|_."Ye% sit) he did," the woman re. ¢ ie ee ‘ow, for Instance,” said he, “what prietor, “I thought you wanted to] o¢ chair Tl eponded. “I just had to persuade him af a country court with tret-lam 1?" pay for the pork ; | “Centt Soe ih Mid. fenuae a a litte, and then he told me the whole passing, and also with shooting| That was an easy question an@ 1 do,” remarked Jim, as he re-| ee + 1 the | thing, voluntarily, le some pigeons which belonged to 4) the children shouted: sumed his homeward way, “but 1/ mar I knows the gents wat How did you persuade him gp , apogee ean't."—The Chrisiian Herald, pockets the chalk, but they're rog'lar |,“ ull first 1 gave him a good nid. | 'armer, A A man!" and then looked otsgs | > CE eer tud nur tere TeRlOr| ing,” ekld the DAN ind then I put| In giving his evidence the farmer | triumphantly. the customera, and ‘ov ouldn ew n to bed withe any upper and yas excce el ar even ne fee, ha “ LE dee LITERAL as inter. | to offend ‘em, would you, air?” took ‘his clothes away-and told HIM | vous, und. the lawyer for the defense epecter, "Tne ome eee. Wiis NE day a man who . ' my | vous, « no lawyer for the defense | spector. th. | ‘ oane e ‘ “Well—no," was the reply; “but you | he'd stay in bed till he confessed what | | on i : | pe | eaten i work went in'lcould give them a gentle hint, you | he'd And that I should punieh | SMdeavored to frighten Bim. This was not fo ensy but a?" the tenement district an ish- ow," " h again th ow,” he remarkec e * pause a boy une © ; wish | Know." v again in me you're on oath! Are you | Pause @ boy ventured to sugges ing to see a certain man, but having| The marker promised to do so, ana | 168s than he saat th A little man,” bd cly a general idea as to where he|® day or two lator, on obscrying'a | the whole story of his own account.” | Prepared to swear this man shot your! °°) Mak ‘ lived, approached a small boy, Poenchad the cuter and coaietee Jind a I didn't say he dt@ shoot ‘em,”| than that.” eae “My b he asked, “can you show] “You'll excuse me fy BOL are vou MONEY TALKS. war the reply “f sald IT suspected 4 was a poser, but at Meets 2, ven pe ” " y u oO! join i * preens Me. Be ea eowin jeer ponnecied ip Any way with the qiilk IMES are a trifle bard in the|" ant “Now you're coming to it,|!Bfant phenomenon almost Bie The boy entered an adjacent door-| "Well yeu," waa tho reply, “What I Cotton Belt just now and) What made you suspect the man?” '|from his seat in hig way and alarted to climb the diftioult | of 1.7" money 1g a little scarce, Evi-| ‘Well, I first caught him on my |erted: stair, Up four fights he went, the | , thought so," rejos the marker, | dently Uncle Ephriam thinks so, for Jaad with ® END Precndly, T heard] “Please, sir, I know, alrmert 19 Visitor ‘Breathlesaly | following, and amount @ any et ik You curry he came up to bis supply merchant oe 1o ephindly, I Peco little man! t-Bits, wan hints the oor, sir’ said the boy. | told mo to. give you a hint that 1f you | Ueyctber day and sald: of my pigeons in his pocket—and { lovely * “Mr, Schmidowitz tives In there.” & bucket of water now and rise John, times ts tighter than | don't think them birds flew into his in In= “Looks as if we had stacked up| asain you could have one with pleas- Mane John, tf ean't get ne| Pocket and committed suicide for the fl Ber axeinat hard Tuck,” remarked the vine jee Tit-Bits, yeaa lly ne aire cant get| fun of the thir Chicago News ou pert uous laget or, o' nth, . meee i T can't even’ get hold of cee pa yageny aad Schmidowits doesn't appear to be| PERSUADED, & nickel! Do you know, Marse Jobn,| ILLUSTRATING THE IDEA. EL ECTROLYS win here, ; am. [ECT ID LT understand you to say | bit actually looks Nke JIL have to Ko SCHOOL inspector was ex. 1S Ths semz oles, No, sir," was the rejoinder, “Phat hat this jad voluntarify to preachin’ in order to make a livin’ athe a old {hat wilt tively give Dermanentner was him ‘sittin’ down’ on the front F arily |7° fone it once and I alp't too good amining @ class {n grammar, i consultation. Write lg orstep when we cume In."—Whila co fs @ to playing true lig an jt "Saturday Evening and trying to elucidate tho delphia Public Ledger, ant? Behe a ritet ; attendance | Post: Jeomplex relations of adjectives ana! MME. ARCHER, 23 W, le |*