The evening world. Newspaper, January 13, 1917, Page 10

slid i j | Look AT YouR Face! / ! sik ‘ Plays and SEEMS To TAKE A {Ruut YA ExPect LONG TIME FOR You | x ; ) YER “PoP < 4 . \Yo WASH THA Players WiLL CERTAINLY mare! ane out pa , lOHtD's ee By BIDE DUDIEY _ ‘ lama To aee WE DON = [~ Aliteds Was By BIDE DUDLEY IA Ye ll FOR} tr Punts Cicomen | \, © ¢ Don inl, « ERE Comes the Bride,” a farce d __ THA Te ik ph House 6 Lg y fi by Max Marcin, will reach 7 al, : peat 3 : - Broadway before spring does. Kiaw & Erlanger have arranged with | Hagar MacGregor to produce the play! and efter a short tour out of town it ‘Will be brought to one of the K, & B./ New York theatres, “Here Comes the Bride” was originally called “Are You My Wife?” It is in three acts, all the scenes of Which are laid in New York at the present time, In the company will be Will Deming, Walter Jones, Leo Donnelly, Sydney Greenstreet, Emmett ©. King, Walter Fenner, Maude Wburne, Florence Shirley, Amy Summers, Sue McNanemy and Mil- dred Booth. AIDING NEW PRODUCERS. The Messrs, Shubert, who contend they are doing more to assist ambi- HENRY oo HASENPFEFFER To Soften a Blow, Stun a Man Before You Hit'Him, Eh! By Bud Counihan* F ITHAN HERE WoRK UP “TS “TH’ eae elope: AN © WANT / SCNou_ "To BREAK TE NEWS ee Rim ULL YUH 2) ge point to Thirty-ninth Street as ao indorsement of their stand. In that street three Shubert houses, the ‘Thirty-ninth Street, Maxine Elliott's 7 (BY “TELLIN HIM Y_X'M, DEAD 78 ere 2 . =U" "a y mes 7 tious young producers than any other ( YEZZAY AN’ Y'DES Niiecnlow) Ht" PATER" 1 VERY | : x ar wl ; influence in the theatrical business, pa TH MAN “IA Loon’ MUCH AGAINGY ME" MARBMIN' ww Vath bg a Bn SES START OFF ; Ny AN “HEN GENTLY Jo MOUNG 1'S' HELP Me -1F SWELL WELL ie CTS Fur! Sou Bein’ 5) AINY DoE Mo DOCrS AN OLE PAL OF &) TH’ “PATERS'= ‘You RE TH’ MAN “TO HELP ME X Know How ~To of BusT “H' News To Him -"S'FACK f and the Princess, are offering the ernie | corm UL ouT OF A TOUGH ———— Plays of new producers, The pro- & to Hott ply Ry, ducers are Lee Kugel, with “Old Lady | > L 3 31;" Lionel Atwill and Phyllis Relph, : “ with “The Lodger,” and Charles E ant and Walter Wanger, with d mova in “'Ception Shoalg” "1s to be moved,” but ¢ Messrs. Shubert say they wiil fiud another house for It. ‘ THE COCOANUT GROVE. ' Percy Heath proudly showed the tury Theatre, | night. | paintings by Rapbhe) Kirchnor, decor. | altipne by Joseph Urban, twenty cocoa- | D trees by old Dame Nature and | ing floor 38 by 40 feet. The 3 indeed beautiful. i “M>, Kirchner works on a movable #tand on wheels which has @ chauf- feur,” said Mr. Heath, “When be has finished painting in one place, he Jooks over the edge of his platform and says, ‘Skooch,’ to his chauffeur. | ‘The latter moves the stand until Mr. Kirobner says ‘Skooch’ again and | then stops.’ ! r ; : sora ‘ Havine BEEN SMEARED ALL | ‘What does ‘Skooch’ mean?” we} f! OVER THE. ARENA BY EVERY | : HORSE HE HAS CLIMBED ONTO | SO'FAR, AXEL Now DRAWS NUMBER 23 AS HIS FINAL MOUNT! “THIS HORSE HaS YET To MEET HIS MASTER"! By Vic FLOOEY MIienieg ve. oN Success Is 99% Determination and 100% Wallop! ae a ee on ‘ “It'a artistic for ‘move along,’ be replied. | A FINE POEM. Nellie Revell has written a delight- ful poem about her bosses, Cha Dillingham and F. Ziegfeld jr. and | intends to take a chance some day | and show it to them. | Finge pat edited Tim LYRICS FOR SWIMMERS. | Anne Caldwell is writing yries | for the new Hippodrome q@octacie in which Annette | maan is to be the star fish, By the way, who éver heard of lyrics for a ewimming act before? | PROSPERITY NOTE!’ } e Kugel, producer of “Old Lady! as bought # flue new safe for his) Soca bp, ay BY <THE Bronco BusTer " FINAL REEL MRS. WOODS HAS A YACHT. Mra, A. H. Woods, wife of the the- atrical manager, wires from San Wrancisco that she has chartered a, vacht for # trip to the Hawattun | Isinnds, As her guests sh will have! Mabel MeCane, w Woods in and Mrs. ene Fruhaut of we York, The trip will last six weeks will bore w $12,000 hole in the | Whods bankroll, | Mr, Fiefifteen Is Always Kicking About That Train | PERHAPS. {JN Washington William Colter wast Gossip, | A performance of “The Merry { Wives of Windsor” wil] be given at) the Park on Jan, 2 r the benefit of oe Public School Association, “Anna Held's Revue" will be the fleet production to be staged in the} ww Anna Held ‘Theatre, to be bullt | ’ the Messrs. ubert | Riiam Lindeey, author of du,” has been elected Pri he Drama League of Bosto Vice President of the Boston Authors’ | Society. Shaw night at the Booth Monday | promises to bring out more Sb. than New York bas seen in o¢ gjpmeration at one time for y ¥ They're going:to see tf their relative, arhey, can really write a play. Marion Crighion bas written a pre- edness fantasy, entitled “The P. "which will be staged during last week of this month under direction of Mme, Yorsku Brigham Royce of Julia Arthur's sompany took a nap ti t and did not wake up uni Hoys, @ taxicab driver a ted € manager burat into hie room at 6.20 P, M. Brig opens the performance, y'see FOR “THE LIONESS.” George ©. T. Boland, Jenni Kenyon "Bisho} Hortense Clement, lester Lonergan, ( and J. M. Kerrt; waret Anglin in * ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES K. BR. N.—See Amhur Barney b+ tinge ‘Theatre A. KE "The Bightseers,” now in ‘Mror'o, play Buffalo next week WELL, MEBBEE! An unusual number of rats scam per about in the Opera House last Guess it was because the slow ~—Piiny (Okla) War cheesy FOOLISHMENT. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE © Wife—it's pretty cold out, George Lo you think | need anothe , Husband-—No, your cheeks are red enough now Wite (angrily)—Take thai! and that! (Nolses of struggie.) IF He Doesws YY Quit DREAMING 2 ABOUT TRYING TO CATCH THAT 5.15 I'm Gone Yy To GET Twin Beps "' PS ANTON aS TUMBLE! ) OL JOHN WEEZER KNOWS WHEN HIS RHEUMATISM BOTHERS HIM THAT SNOW 19 ON IT'S WAY- se HE LookKS OUT OF HIS WINDoW EVERY MORN’ AND WITH ONE GLANCE CAN TELL THE IDENTICAL KIND OF WEATHER THAT |S DUE - BUTE every DAY THAT HE TAKES [7 HIS UMBRELLA AND || RUBBERS AND SUCH ALONG — THE WEATHER. GOES DRN?! HORA Agi WHEN HIS GUMS ACHE HE KNOWS THAT IT 18 A POSITIVE SIGN OF RAIN- THE WORSE THE PAIN -THE WORSE THE RAIN-, WE WEARS OLT ALL THE WEATHER INSTRUMENTS IN TOWN - HE'S A REAL GENUINE WEATHER PROPHET. FROM HIS SHOES UP- |] once conversing with a mam of much scientific attainment. The | scientist narrated in detall @ eagign of experiments he was condugtiig with the microphone. % “The microphone,” said he, “magmty fies sounds to the ear es the siefee | scope magnifies objecta to the eye. The footfalls of a epider ¢ through the microphone sound’ the tramping of marching infamtey.” “That is amazing,” politely eam mented Mr. Collier. r “This afternoon,” continued the man * } jot science, “I heard @ fly across the pane, The noise % the hoofbeats of @ ocavalryines’s mount.” “Perhaps {t was a boreefly,” gug- gested the actor. Chicago News. a ® pace i nth EDUCATED, HE prim young woman fem A New England, who wag devot- ing herself to the gducation’ of | the negro in @ southern echool, told one of her small scholars to Oeing a> bucket of water from the spring, ‘ “I ain't gwine fotch no water.” he whined rebelliously, : “Oh, Eph!" she protested, *you mustn't say that, Don't you eémem- | ber how 1 taught you; First person, » | singular, Lam not going; second per- | son, you are not going; third person, |he is not going. Plural: First’ per- |iure wot going. No rao you ure EN PERHAPS HE WAS RIGHT. HDRE are probably tew humer- IT ists in England who cas tell | more funny stories than w. Ridge. Some time ago ata pub- eeting he told of a man who ene tered a London police court. istrate happened to recog- im as a fellow-clubman gnd xenially invited him to take @ Beat on the bench, |, “Ise you have a remarkably. y lot of customers to deal with able morning,” he sald in surprise to the “Hush.” replied the magistrate, shaking his head to impose pit “Those are tho lawyers!"—Ph phia Public Ledger, t