The evening world. Newspaper, January 12, 1917, Page 22

Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY By Bll ‘NA HELD ts not to be mar- ried. A communication from the little lady with the “get- away-closer” eyes says abe just oaa- not he happy until the Plays and Players Department denies @ report ihat shew has accepted the heart and hand of her personal representative, | Cornell Miles, formerly a newspaper man, Misa Held says Mr. Miles te) engaged to wed a girl out in Califor- | nia, Which fact she thinks should be gh to throttle the report and| @ it to death h, eet ees so funn: over the telephone." Mr. Miles goes about the ce ine some folks sink we will pe mar- ried 1 We have’no such oe and he ees a 1 would get " she sald sarried—now, honest Engine!—I eink | peek out newspaper man rather | aire, Zee newspaper | em 4 regular fellow, Sure As for Mr. Miles—well, he is greatly | pleased to think anybody would be COMIC PAGE SOMEONE! “Pust Hee! Hee! I woz es “’S'MATTER, POP?" Frening World Daily Magazine — Next Time This Kiddie Gets Tired Better Make ‘Em “Non Skids”! By C. M. Payne seid) sy I wurtt Runnin ATROUND THA CORNER G AN I THHIDDED | ‘ —/ OH! ZATGO \'GARCASTIC WHY WHEN You PROPOSED” 1F You HAD To we You SADIE & Nou ONLY SAY TH’ Heve he even had a chance to marry | Miss Held “Ahem!” he sald. a man on earth Tw “THINKIN' “Hen” How AWFuL “ FooLi6H" “Nou Looked Wet He-mt xo DIDNT {WAY Do Nun ? WELL ‘You! t If there call good CRAB —Y THINK “THAT ie SA\D iv! Look Hate AS { APR ETENE 5OT i enough to marry her.” | Bo! i USICAL PLAY. lyries and to furnish the musi comedy to be ca for acm wi nd doseph Urban will de Mr. Wolf used to collal Channing 1 k in the writing of musical con “go Mr. Pol to tackle th TOWN FEARED THE WORST. the Winter ¢ produc: World of P Kan., h of the Y the oma would be vensorship seventy-five re n Then, jonal maneuvering, b management, tooth BY WAY OF DIVERSION, | He used to laugh a a when he told what Johhny ¢ ho scoffed and groa praised the kid. He points at all in th said. It made YAVe about ne wot in free, 4 inwardly when mother was quite a w makes him mad to hes avoff at jokes from Wi Dai. N the brings reason ® ‘em of his own, A TALE OF A “COME BACK.” One of the theatr' surprises of | wh by reputatio: from coast to coast, was conside by the -wiseacres a “dead one" an piedistions were made it would b torn down, J, J. Murdock of the Unl- ted Booking Offices, decided to take a Jonwchance and try high class vaud: ville at popular prices there. He put William H. Quatd wer and Mr. Quald began 4d at onoe, Through his untiring ts, and | with the assistanc his superiors, the Vitth Avenue has been made to N'A6KED ME “To MaRRY ‘You! Toprglant 111 Vieae Publioning On TN VY Evening Warldy FEATURING ros Puliahtng Om. i CRANGED Some PInce t “THEN Bevieve fa 32 “TH n on ps = nel fie” * L, RIDING YER NEXT ee HE ONLY Bu@ks WHENSYOU PUT! THE SPURS To HIM, SEE? SO YA ALWAYS KNOW JUST: WHEN HE'S: GONNA BUCKIAN Y'CAN BE READY FoR'1T!" : i VE Y J WE! z B Yow pie y Jack alla an [WHEN YOU WERE A BOY «nici Jack Callahs AN OBLIGING PASTOR, NE of the wealthy members of @ fashionable church tn Bos- AIN'T SHE THE ¢7 AFTER CLEANING }} ANT SHE THE (7 MRS. GREEVES | ton approached her pastor with ‘come back" and it ix to-day one of A} | WONDER IF iatnost popular vaudeville houses in SIDE WALK » SHE SHE KIN meat opespepeiouyite NC - he wit d the tity “ GAVE YOU AN SPARE THIS ? “It's r ositively unbearable,” sald she, A MODEL CHORUS GIRL Mildred Fisher, who was the inept ration for Paul Manship's statue of Kulome and who was the e) for also plays the v Gossip | Nazi.nova's business st members and her comp Harry Kelly, Irving } Gasiat in the fan, are to show nd Tom Wise to buy Silvio, as] ifter twenty Walked Jim vorting. “That man in the pew tn front of us | destroys ail my devotional and pious feelings when he attempts to sing. Couldn't you ask him to change his pew?" The good pastor was sorely per- | plexed. After 4 few momenta’ refec- APPLE !! tion, he said: | “Well, I naturally would fedl a iittle delicacy on that score: more espectal- |!y as I would have to give a reagon. But T will tell you what I might @o,”" ‘Here the pastor's face became fu- |minated with a happy thought. | might ask him to join the ehoir,”— | Harper's Magazine HER PROMISED REWARD, HB cook for a well-known Geat- tle family left, and no othe To J. J. M. und i could be obtained, so the lady , Beeaipicasens or you'll ov [of the house vid the cooking herself, “ We looked at the moon over the| | with such satisfactory results ¢hat wrong shoulder sday pleht and] | after a month her husband gave her a yesterday Dave 8. Kisman sent in an-| other poem A movement ts Ringlings to give « ite one ¥ Dirthday night pre!l enough: alone | Deautiful set of sables as a token of | his appreciation of the wood dinners he had enjoyed. This moved one of ) * the nelghbors to act accordingly when > her cook quit suddenly, Addresel her husband, she sald: | “Well, the cook has gone, and I’ not going to bother to wet ancthen |I'm going to do the cooking myself jdeary, You heard what Mr, So-andeSo | gave his wife w ve did the {ing?" And, pu . ooaks rms around his neck, she 8 around at ah h hing her f., will get a lon black vell!""“Netlonst 9 TRA-LA-LA, OW THE BIRDIES IN FOR TO-DAY, ie \ y warmed trousers HEEDED THE siGn, i we but 90 far | A Nola mans he 1s over seventy, 4 moves into o1 $ we'll move ou | ten Y walke d ten miles trom 4 Arkansas Gazette ist is a ° stay arriba ; . red his tina he (3 ‘ (l ‘an soqualntance y! " = | ou walked all the way?" t FROM THE CHESTNUT wt a. a : , , : \ mAriars “HOw dig von . f ¥Miy doctor's quit me, He says I'm ANDREW WAS IN AN UNUSUALLY Goop HE HADN'T WoRN THAT TALL tho old gentlempmd we! FRAME OF MIND BUBBLING OVER wT JOY~ SKY PIECE WHILE THE SNOW WAS fi MHM Ik until 1 cane onion aig Myos, oad he thinks@y ousht to tet AND ALL WQULD HAVE BEEN SECENE —¥” pe canen jguttners ow down te fen lay | Monthly, Eyer) body's Magazing,