The evening world. Newspaper, December 8, 1916, Page 32

COMIC ABOUT o rs and | Players BIDE DUDLEY By 4 ay TUART WALKER announces that his Portmanteau Thea- tre and players will take neess Theatre ain there until rif all goes possession of the F next Monday and re about the first of the weil, This means t "Margery Daw,” the George D. ps play starring Kathiene MacDonell, which began an engagement at the Princess last Tuesday evening, must go out, What will becon of if cannot be told at this w: The Port v e and players have giving perforin- ances at the Thirty-ninth Street when that house was not being used by its regular attraction, “Old Lady 51." Mr. Walker says be has met with Pronounced success there and has taken the Princess because he needs the opportunity to give more formances. At the Princess e Port- to be given next week at the eve ing ord Dunsany's and “The Gods and two of Mr, “Nevertheless” Naked Boy.” : BY WAY OF ‘DIVERSION. Baid Silas McGuggin, in Peoweeple's store: “The Flynns a baby, a youngster of four, who's learned’ to recite, aud boys, take it from kid {8 a pest with a capital ‘F night 1 dropped in for a chat with old Fiynn and soon the fond father had Willie come im and, while I set there ike a bear that's been trapped, the kid spoke his pieces and ail the Flynns apped. When Sue—that’s my daugh- -was young she was sweet and pretty as any young child you could meet, but we never let her show oft at our house, That girl was as modest and shy as a mouse. I don't think It's right to permit your offspring to | pester your callers by trying to sing | or spoaking kid pleces. It's wrong, declare And, only that, but I mighty unfair.” “Well, Silas, old fe ler,” sald Grandpa McGee, “I knowed | you when you wus just growin’ on Three One day I went into your house | and, by jing! They had you say piec and then had you You couldn ; gee wh *the Golden I rong with y asked Si. “Are you drun he went out in a terrible huff. “Poor Si!” muttered Grandpa. “It's tough—| pretty tough.” 1 PHIL JOLLIES CHARLOTTE. Comes Philip B. Dooner, our Nine- ty-seventh Street correspondent, with an original poem dedicated to Char- lotte Greenwood, of “So Long Letty Phil surely admires ri and, in just slathers her all epee . | rar = | ue ERSTE | Nera B Beer ACCORDING 1 TO B. BROWN. ‘The dude are @ man whot don’t refumery, won't wurk, sigerettes an’ fer they part) never bawled-heded, thare hare in the middel, A bawled- heded dude ain't no dude. Mi sister ‘Lizzie haz a dude what Pop sez wud be @ diegrace to, Helena, Montana. | He are naimed Billy, I have alsoo a gote named Billy an’ I wud lyke to eee them two Biliies mete. When Billy, the dude, cum: wets in the rume an’ to see ak braynes an'*all of m ain't gott | much, When braynes begins to grow in the hed of @ dude he sumtymes | rekovers. Pop sez if I evir git to | ude he'll bete mo to deth a yp he duz—Bolivar Brown, | Gossip, Harry Lewis has put a new Sc oteh | | ong in “Follow Me!" ‘Cathleen Nesbitt is to appear with | Gertrude Kingstong at Maxine Hott's Theatre. © | Alexander Carr ‘has added hin name to the list of entertainers at| the Hippodrome Hebrew Infants’ benefit Bunday night. | Dave Posner ix to be manager of | “Watch Your for Max Plohn and the Mittenthals, Henry Ives Cobb jr the scenery for the show. Julius Harris ts behind the bare at the Harris Theatre acting on r ception committer fort) han designed | Nora Bayes those who want to see * Wife." Bmma Dunn, in “Old Lady to remain at the Thirty-ninth "Theatre the reat r Lee Kugel steak at each me William Seymour, me Punch and Judy Theatre, has een notified that he is a grand father, Fe ars be was with the Prohinan 4, and nothing like that happened. J. J, Shubert covered bimse glory of * company tle Janis hes taken uy ing and is practising at St most of it on her Her Teasing: FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Wo're to have disheartened fish for dinner.” *What kind iy that? Bluefish, you chump.” ¢ ' | per- | PAGE “'"S'MATTER, WHAT WAS| \SHAT FIGHT | ABOUT ) ——) HENRY 7 AS A COMMITTEE OF ONE” HENRY -—"—M SENT “ AOK You IF You micy “TH OLE LODGE NEEDS Like ‘You ArT FEATURING “Prats ES Gown’. Ree HASENPFEFFER ACCEPT NOMINATION FoR” GRAND HIGH GooF US” OF ona Lopce' Pex —d Frooey ; any AXEL Evening Worid Daily Magazine POP?” “A ‘Boy Rs sou crneme ae € [Rowe's 2 eos] a Tray gee “ ( i | MAN — STRONG, BRAVE, SELE-RELIANT, KNOWIN’ No MASTER, FEARIN’ MAN NOR BEACTOYEZZA TH MAN-To ATT"! 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A PLATE OF KE CREAM- ALL THE MOTHERS IN HE'S THE GRANDEST MAN - A FUSS OVER THEIR BABIE S— TOWN THINK HE'S HE MAKES SUCH Hayate TE \N THE MOST [ i OSITIONS %H AFFORD Th LITTLE ONES AMUSEMENT- mid eR \ JONES, YOU jWERE A Boy * {ONCE YOURSELF | AND WHEN MR. JONES’ SPANKING, HE SAVES HIM FROM PUNISHMENT- HE SHOWS JONES WHERE KINDNESS HAS IT'S OWN REWARD BOY DESERVES A WHEN HIS OWN KID ACCIDENTALLY SPILLS A DROP OF COFFEE ON THE TABLE - CLOTH — WELL) THAT'S DIFFERENT !! COME HERE Y' LITTLE SCAMP- I'LL TEACH YA SOME MANNERS! "LL SHOW YA’ THAT LL NOT STAND FOR meth TOM FOOLER Y! FATHER ! | HAVE { Hen er! | | JOHNNY'S MANNERS, | HERE the carefully tr | a standing mystery to ; Watehfal pi ents. These nx! rearers of the young are often propounding this query, but ally Without result, Once in @ wh out of the deep afl n illuminating answer, Johnny furnished one just the otf He had just finished a pi hsome dish of apple to the last moi that there he deliberat and licked > - THE APPLE AND THE ONIO! D URING the pr in New ¥ A nation may be tet alone thre stration, said on the reviet Sheri! of respect-not throu; ed and horro iness p apple ral id a man, 4 led anotl onto way.’ Are You as Old as Your Hands? It's cl | hands or | better than her an ying that a wom for any J coarse hands, no matter housework she may do | has perfected a preparation that ke ipdicenriray white, It is eallf 4 Jin French, Creme TAme (La f ‘ou get chough for weeks f be. AM yor do is to apply it a wash ur hands or hefore ¥ will be del million American women bee | also improves the complexion : does not grow hair.—Adve, ;