The evening world. Newspaper, December 1, 1916, Page 28

; : | « “I'm going out and have a good time, “ABULT || Plays and | Players | By BIDE DUDLEY | - SRY DAW," @ play by ge D. Parker, will begin an engagement at the Prin- cess Theatre next Monday night with Kathieen MacDonnell in the principal role. & Sothern, in “Buch Is 1 will » that house in week ere. “Margery jay. Miss Hilliard season MacDonnell was in “The Pride of Ki and prior to that mo Preasion ji “Just Ou produced by Henry } ety. In the "Marger jeorge Probert, a Jacques Martin, Maude Ebu McVicker, Lou- ise McIntosh and Caroline Lee, Max | Figman staged the play. | BY WAY OF DIVERSION. | Baid Silas McGuggin, in Peeweepis's Store: “I met Mayor Walker to-day | and he swore, J dunno what peeved | him, but listen to me: profanity’s| ‘wrong—just as wrong as can be. I've! fever been guilty of using one word that wasn't just right. Why, the babit's absurd. 1 sometimes say “darn,” but it’s only in fun. I'm real- te gentle when all's said and 0.", Jed Peewseple grinned and he took a big chew. “d be said, “what you sey ain't quite true, You must lave forgotten the day that old dog grabbed bold of yer » Bay, you sure slipped a cog. The last you jet out at that hound was a@ . You did best cussin’ that T % heard, I iaughed at you, Si, till | thought I'd sure bust. No mule) river ever could cuss like you) went to the door. level, I've never before run into @ crowd of such fools as you are, And, Jed, beg your pardon, but you are the @tar.” Then Silas grew madder and gtarted to swear, The words he turned loose spoiled a lot of good air. And as he was leaving old Grandpa Mc- Gee said: “Sounds like a cuss-word finventor to me.” M'CLOY HAS A NIGHT OFF, Fred McCloy, manager of the Co- Tumbia Theatre, took a night off last Bight. Barring a single day he spent fishing last summer, it was his first vacation in seven years. Every night Mr. McCloy can be found in the lobby ef the Columbia watching (he custom- @re go in. “I won't be here to-night,” he told the doo: an yesterday afternoon. Old Silas got mad and he Said he; "On the 1916 Friday, December I, Frening World Daily Magazine ‘’S'’MATTER, POP?" Pop Is Developing a Little Humor of His Own These Days! By C. M. Payne WHATS on THAT d BARY's HEAD ») aay So —— OW THAT WONT HURT Him, So LONG AS (tT DOES Not Sk IN HIS ALKALI IKE WU FOOLIN' AROUND wie CHEWING GUM AN’ Got SOME ON ‘THE TBABYS HEAD WELL Y'WeazeL — I ALWAYS we Wud A SELFIGH HAWG! (INGURED Y'LIFE HUH? OH! HENRY—(F Y" Done ARYTHIN' MORE “THAN UBUALLY . IDIOTIC -SPEAk JIRA OUT-DONT KEEP ME IN 5 & BvSPENSE ” iB i Up ALWAYS LootkK<tN’ our for YOSEF Resi sT DAWGONIY WIFIE Y' COULDNT Guess Taare You xe ' ay) e \ 3a a Lee ee cys Copyright, 1916, Pram Pubnaning Os OW. ¥. Brening Wore) Axe.— MPEATURING - a $y i ; |) 9GEE AY WONDER VoT MADE. 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