The evening world. Newspaper, November 28, 1916, Page 16

T She Cvenitig elorlo. ESTA = Published Daily Excent Supduy iy 1 r ng t RALPH PULITZER tre 6 Park Tow 1 AN "4 ' Joshri r 1 i Park Row Lntered at the Post-Oftire at New York ae Seconda(lasn 3 Subscription Ra to The Evening) For England and the World for the Ur States All Countries In th and Canada f ne Tonr $2.50! One Year. One Month 201One Month... VOLUME Be icccaccecsievcverecesevereds serees NO, 20,188 NOW IS THE TIME. F IT is true that half the consignment of German dyeatuf!s brought over by the Deutschland on its first trip is still unsold, because American chemists experimenting since the outbreak of the war have succeeded in making basic dye materials as good as the German products, the fact speaks well for American enterprise, We hope “as gov vations. applied to the American dyes needs no reser Temptation to turn out cheap American imitations of ater- ting foreign-made articles has never been more powerful in @ hun- dred industries than it is to-day High protective tariffs, to be sure, never encouraged all manufac turers in the United States to rival the quality of foreign goods. The look of the foreign-made article might be w } not so the wear. worth reproducing according as the woo! was woven in ngland or in the United States? Why have British shoes, thongh they hadn't half the neatness and style of American shoes, kept out t Questions like these have long reduced supplies from abroad sugye e damp ten times as effectively? wen with us. Just now, however, t more than ever to some Ameri an producers the profit to be made from shoddy, half-way substitutes A apirit exactly the opposite ought to be animating industry in the Tnited States, Now is the chance to perfect articles of American manufacture, now is the time toe brir i them up to standards where they can henceforth compete with foreign-made goods in any and every market, The extraordinary demand for American manufactured products ought to be having its effect upon more than their quantity. It onght steadily to raise their qualivy, until “just as good,” applied to the American substitute for a foreign-made article, is no longer tacitly recognized as an apology. FLIERS IN EGGS. OW a carload of eggs left the Indiana chicken yards last June, sold to somebody at 241-2 cents a dozen, and then entered upon a bewildering five months’ career in the course of which they passed from egg broker to egg broker, sometimes changing own- s twice in a single day, until at last in November they were sold to er? otals, restaurants and grocera at from 42 to 44 cents a dozen, is a —,;" which the public owes a vote of thanks to the Wicks leg lative committee. A more graphic illustration of the grip speculation can get upon food products between the farm and the dinner table it would be hard to furnish, ¢ | We have heard that clerks in Chicago brokers’ offices are in the! — of saving part of their salaries each week until they have enough | to buy aWfew cases of eggs in some cold storage warehouse, The eggs hecome “autject to their orders” and are held for a “rise.” When the right moment comes the clerk sella out and makes his “killing,” having never seen the eggs he has owned, caring nothing for what lecomes of them, his interest in this necessary portion of his county food supply being solely that of a gambler. With this sort of thing practiced on a large scale, has the consumer to buy eggs on any terms save those fixed by the —Snaater speculators? What hope has he save in an out-and-out boy- that will make the food gambler tremble for his investment as ww for his profits? y "a w ee = ‘ WHAT’S AHEAD? Why has the warmth of an “all wool” coat varied! ontat pace | Fyenind World Daily Magazine erteht 1916 oe at & Beening Wort) _ Sudden Peace Seen as Economic Blow at America J. H. Cassel Must Act Now to Avoid Slump After War, Says Harry B. Thayer, President of Western Electric Co. © are paying full price for our, prosperity. The whole scheme of| things tn the industrial world has un By James C, Young. — | What must America do to ward off the trade depression that so many com- what chance! petent observers predict after the war? dergone hurried and radical change. day by day, until What are the immediate and pressing Labor, materials, every operation of, needs of American buaineas? factory and office, hax tncreased {n ‘ ‘W B need protective tartff laws | oat, | more than ever before In| wwe are in the position of a mer-| our history,” according tO) nant who has held a big bargain! Harry B. Thayer, | sale and then finds himself unable to Nett acu [replace his stocks at the usual price, | “It is to be hoped that the world : Ni | aaa ny. hat che | Will have warning of peace before It | for tho shock ca. If negotiations were for several 4 be reduced the signing of new treaties might find us with only a neg- ligible amount of war business on hand “Bettor still, I would be glad to see the volume of war orders begin di- ninishing now. Every one that we) receive encourages further extension | of plants, new credits, bold schemes for to-morrow, And every big order don inf ly war orders wo months, poor compensation when time comes to reckon our own bill for the war, the “In the electrical industry we have! Uttle to fear from European compet!- tion, Patents, tariff Jawa and other things give us sufficient protection against direct competition; directly we will feel the influence of evente abroad in the same measure As other industries, tals haa brought about inflated prices for electrical equipment of all kinda, ‘the School of Experience, thou wilt offer unto each the bouquets which but in- | The cost of mater. | Tuesday, November 28,1916 Sayings of Mrs. Solomon By Helen Rowland P Yor ne World), helor, HOW shall a man please the heatt of yoman? il he delight her vanity? | Lo, I sald unto the Highbrow “new art” hafr and the number seven sandals: “Behold, thou hast a pretty wit; and thy judgment is above rubles! How refreshing 1s it to meet a woman, with a MIND!" | | The Brow hing Co, (The New Ries suith the Bi Yea, how sh Damse!, with the ry But she turned to the mirror, and powdered her nose, erying: “Alas, WHAT 1s thought I was attractive!” I said unto the Blonde Doll; “Behold, thou art fair, my Love! Thou has dov honey and rose-leaves, and the figure of a diving-model! But she pouted mightily, and refused to be comforted, saying: “Go to! Thou lovest me not for MYSELF! Neither for the beautles of my soul; but regardest me only as a work of art to be looked at—and kissed. And I thought I was {nteresting!" I said unto the woman of thirty-seven: “Lo, how comforting is {t to converse 1th one who ts experienced and who understandeth men, their ways and their by-ways! For youth catcheth the eye, but maturity charmeth the heart and sootheth the spirit.” But she smote me with her glances and put me down with bitter re- proach, saying: “How thou talkest! For, behold, I am NOT Methuselah, neither Deifiah, nor thy Great-Aunt; but only a Simple Creature of twenty-seven!” I sald unto the Sweet-Young-Thing: “How delightful 1s thy almplictty, and how sweet thine innocent and unsophisticated prattle. I adore thy babyishne: But she was exceeding bored, and yawned behind her fingers, saying: “Silly Boy! Be not deceived, for | am @ Cynic, and a Woman-of-the- world! Alas, I would that I were not SO dlase! Verily, verily, not one of them fell for me! But I say unto thee, be of good cheer, my son, and weep not. For, in time, thou wilt come to KNOW women. And, when thine education {s finished, and thou hast matriculated in the matter with me? For © eyes, a mouth of 3 s she requireth, for her Vanity's sake: to the Highbrow, baby talk; to the! : Beauty, intellectual food; to the Full-blown-rose, patronage and petting; and to the Debutante, humility and homage. For in this, every woman resembleth every man, that she prizeth those charms which she hath NOT, and despiseth those which she hath. Yea, in the Masquerade of Life, every woman secretly fancteth herself a Beautiful BLUFF! Selah. ‘ The Office Force By Bide Dudley ae Copyright, 18) ‘by The Pree Publishing (>. (The New York Evening World), ‘6 OULD you beltove tt?” said my head ts @olld ivory?" @he de- Popple, the shipping clerk, | mOnded. ‘Then, without waiting tor ; treply: “That's an insult. I sbadl tel! I don't know the first’ vir. snooka and have you discharged.” thing about football. What is ®/" "on, [ wouldnt do that, eed down?" Spooner, the mild tte bookkeeper. “You're not up on the down, then?” if BSI sony Be o reterred to @ bil- sald Bobbie, the office boy. Jeg gear gange Grontte sean OBO. . oe ‘ 07" Mise Primm almost shout- “Phat, L presume," remarked Mina Well, I must say"— is 4 Primm, private secretary to the boss, "Calm yourself,” said Spooner. “It "Is meant for a joke, Bobbie's too Wes the wrong word.” fresh. A down, Mr. Popple, 1s a check wontes should ‘a’ used ‘too,’ eald the proress of the man h . er olraen te Yelle Doe , Min Snooka came in at that June- s he wishes to ture, mn!" began Miss Primm. Soe ve sn and declare. the “MT. Snooks, Bobbie just insulted ma scrimmage a draw.” by saying ny head was eolid ivory.” ‘Oh, 1 8 sald Popple, The boss frowned deeply, Turning | “What do you see wked Robbie, | to the boy, he asked “Bobbie, do “Pay no attention to him, Mr. Pop-| YOu think Miss Primm's head is ple," answered Miss Primm, “In every | hard game you'll find ‘Down’ on the lips of| “Ob no. a ‘ all the players.” “He said tt Mr, Bnooks.” | "Oh, I get you," sald Bobbie, “They I think she t# very soft-headed,” M1 have fuzzy little mustaches, eh?" | ald the boy or goodness sake!" came from | > you are, Miss Primm,” came Miss Tillte, the blond stenographer. | from the boss. “He didn't mean it.” “Hobbie makes so many funny deri-| (Mr. Snooks retired to his private vations.” | office. Miss Primm turned on the boy ly | "Youve got to deny that lest state- ment about my head,” she eald, | “All right." replied Bobbie, “There's ed | nothing in tt.” | “As T wae about to say,” put in ald Miss| Spooner, "I think President Wilaon | should tell England and possibly all the alties that”—— But Miss Primm had flounced out of the room. Bobbie's « fool,” eaid Mise Primm, | fer know all about football, M usin, George Phelan, used to play it “How 1s George feelin’ now?” the boy. “George Primm, “Solid tvory!" commented Bobbi Miss Primm muddenly realized hia! meaning. “Ara you insinuating that 1s very well,” & ent peace ta|*ctually arrives, There ls much taik | sends prices a bit higher. What 1s to | Just as it has for other equipment. | EEP FURROWS are gathering on the brow of Street Cleaning beh 4 Sha S| tn belligerent countrien to-day of the) be the end? We cannot go on raising | Copper, which we use tn large quan- . = > — Commissioner Fetherston. As the snow season drawa nearer wil rake a. con, | Wars end, If this spirit should ripen | values forever: a ton must come | tity, long since passed beyond record You a nd You r J ob labor becomes mo: 1 more scarce. wo 22,500 Certed effort. to !nto definite action, and the world | which will bring us back to @ normal, | prices. Loam oF ecomes m: re and more scarce. years ago 22,! win, back. thy WAS apprised of that action, @ state sensible economic basis We would do well to look about us | By Willis Brooks emergency laborers enrolled with the Street Cleaning Department trade that she hay|f mind and industry would be cre- | tien ary that we look his Soy and take stock of the future. In sess: a, daring the first seven days of registration. This year the number lost, and will par- td Where peace and all that it) situation in the face, Conalderatton | divi ual and national economy ts oa Article No. 8 4 @ rule, laid on the ehelf at the end is 8,548 . tloularly court the| mean would not come as an economic | of our future course aa a nation de-|tremely desirable, It te true that we | Arti No. pha ha Aoahaea F Pte business of — the| DOW: mands that we perceive clearly | have a third of the world's gold, and ET us assume that you wish to/ Saiesmanship is @ big eubjeot, It ‘ot only ts 1t impossible to obtain laborers for emergency wotea\iat We have the money | “Let us hope that the advent of whither we are bound, A high opttm- | it ia to be hoped that we will be pre- be a salesman, What Js the) will never be exhausted. Men ere gow work,” declares Commissioner Fetherston, “but we are aan jail rah iene ‘There 1x | Peace Will follow some sich process, |{sm to-day, and the conviction that| pared againat any rainy day that may | first thing to do? This learning more and more about it every #hort of men on our regular sweeping and collecting forces certain to be a great quantity of | &iVing us a chance to brace ourselves | we can get through ‘somehow,’ will be | come.’ _ | Get a firm grip on the {fea bia day New phases of it are constamaly Our men are leaving Us to take other positions at higher com merchandise dium re | there is no more useful or dignified | arising nandise dumped upon our shores —s , Taal Waist: SPEAR IaAGH pensation and we are unable to {ill the vacancies. The Civil unless we take precautions now. | | = a calling than that of selling good he 4g een ne peegiae de- Service list ts exhausted, and, although the commission has “Budden peace, to my mind, would! || I he J arr I am ily By R Oy Ibe McCardell Without this idea. reasoned out ani |lay @ solid foundation in ee employed every available means, it hasn't been possible to re ba a matter of grave consequence t HH c c (ME cot a || | fixed in your mind, you will ma : want you to appreciate the bigh ” } a y as | bo bad start. ylace the salesman holda in tl lenish the list the United States, Our prosperity as - ; agenerurd ppece te i e it now existe is bullt upon and de-| Cree, 1916, by The Prom Pablidiee (>. | “T hardly think he'd go as far as} “Oh, that's easy enough for you tO) ogee the foolish Jokes that you | fit! scheme of things. Then we @hail ‘ Here's an interesting situation ol times, high wages, money) senas for support on the assumption | The New York Brening Worls that,” aaid Mr. Jarr, ‘So, an 1 say,| say,” replied Mra. Jarr, “But I know), 14 about the cheeky drummer) In our next alk weevil ecoaial plentiful, prospects excellent and New York worrying whether it that hostilities are to continue; that | R. JARR was saying that he) you put on your best bib and Suaksti | Paras tah oing to dine her and the ribbon clerk. Nelther ef some ways of getting @ Job ae malea ! : ‘ ta "i rout 7 P. “Why, ‘0 dine here ; will be able to find anybody to shovel the snow out of its streets! ¥® W1ll get the same atream of war would be at the office and I'll be through by about 7 P.M.) He "e vet ed reads these represents salesmanship. | man Th hould ordare indeiinitaly,, 1@:thsua ordarel than usual, when his good wife and will meet you, aay, at the Hotel satd z bed : oug : you _ Gar | erede does not souew tho tne, 3 The Street Cleaning Commissioner suggests that he ould have the 444, ddenly, hen evitab’ {interrupted him. “Why make that! st, Croesus"— | Joy it took my dress clothes down | before it, Wheraver there are ———— sige | ; Boat - Be IER OAS NEE SAPD Ts oid thiwmdbare excuse?’ Yin ; te gxotatmed [to the office, And, see, I have them 806 bet hn eatin Anniversai power to cal! upon all owners or ocenpants of property to open pas- must If peace is declared over night : eee i Hotel Bt. Croesus!" exclatmed | 0 | people the salesman ts there, crea | $ : } f A ’ vill pract co t sure I don't ask for explanations | Mrs, Jarr. ‘Do you think I could go ©) ark for those things which sagewsys for vehicles thro knaiapoy initronbink their respautive emipierrtiyen a ee ore “Hold on, old lady!" said Mr. Jarr.| to q by 6 Ike that with the clothes| “A Man looks all right tn his even Oe ee altiteattan | UPHOUGH most of the heroes of properties.” How long {t would last, how severe |laying @ restraining hand upon her!) paver 1d bo ashamed, My old|!ne clothes, but it's different with Sone salesman is the greatest of a! the Americar Revolution were But what if laborers become so scare that property owners can the readjustment would be, no one| tps. “I wan going to way that If you) drogg”— woman wie haan t something new to)‘ sionaries, and 1s usually on the| 7.1.1, ee mf Sneileh, _Beottien and ome place downto wear,” said Mra, Jarr. teston 2 LS blood, they ha find none to hire? Some morning 1 ten-inch fall of enow, °®® foresee. But tt ts certain that | Will meet me at some place downtown | aro weap your old dreas. Put on 2 then,” replied Mr. Jarr,| sound, looking after the people's ma-| 7) 1°00 Wn the ald of mot m1 b tupscoatad anil logins Fifth ’ the process could not be hastened nor) we'll go off and have dinner to-| yo) naw gray one you look #0 fine | : apa wr, mene P! + Jar "| terial wants, long before the spiritual | f, * All iar rier dade, Lafayett shall we see gangs of fv ated mul digging out Fifth Ave- ity effects immediately counteracted. | ether. in," advised Mr. Jarr, “You'll 100% | # ae stabs en) moment?" aaid| advisor arrives, Indeed, he opens the | jue prank hr Nips holds high- 4 nue, while M s. Shonte, Hedley, Wh e and other street railway Mrs, Jarr was taken aback 80M®-| 4. goog and most Ikely much ter SEE YOU WON & men i |way for the spiritual adviser by. ia affections of Ameri Hate tinnete and wrasi thi their what. “I think you just anid that last | than any woman you are Lable to sco| MI: Jarr. “I want to mee that pink| WAY for the Seis! AE | cans, but no wmall share of the Re- * magnates put on thei 2A astle with their ice-covered car because the worm turned, For the | thor costume there, Just come in, It must re ne yeh sotdlike savage can under, PUDHC# gratitude ts due to the Prus- $ ‘ B ° ‘ "| the mos ‘ lan Barc eae i worm has turned, Edward Jarr.) st. arr contradicted this state ae a eine fortune, but it lan’t| og, You can coax a child to Sun- yal B PRA. jek = William aia 8 Sunday “ Wiese draped rigi Te Aug yon Bteuben, ti ee So | us Hen heeipeote se ar | on L know)” interrupted Mr, | MAOH but Anally agreed to meet Mr | WOb, come om, please,” eald Atr,| day school much more readily with *) This te the 122d anniversary of i‘ in Hausewives! battierrs: “No Rgestortion'* bi svpa ales cant i ne | year edly, “it's o lone | Watt At the place he appointed Weare heals box of candy than with the awestest | cian vith, wiion me AT 8 eat ae hibie Blan mead of taee gaps nasurediy, ys) 5\ She was there in Peacock Alley |* F , precepts of the gospel ; 5 on on —- —_——~ —. Russia and the Princ Allx of! worm that has no turning, But, put “But wait! There's another party ‘5 his est in Onelda County, N, ¥ - P 4 | 3 N ahead of Mr. Jarr and having waited | in (Bee, thev're h Next, get the idea that the enles-| civen nim us a reward te { . Hesse-Darmatadt Cear was!on your Joy regalia and let's have a | Just come in. ey're handing ard for his ; Hits from Sharp Wits, then twenty-six years old and his|good time, Business haa been su! te minutes for him was, of Course, ol, wrane to the maid. What beau-| man, whether on the road or behind | sistance in the revolution, ‘The Baron ‘he price of parsnipn is said to bey There is you may notice: brid ty tw et, | good lately that we all have a! aggrieved at this tiresome visih | tut dreases! That lace one Ie all|the counter, has the most Interesting | was born In Magdeburg, Prusala, in mapen than ever. However, ihe price |she al B Up with + Grand Du 4 extra work to do, and the boss hus I don't think i, B TED 01 i hand-made. And look at the seal-| game that can be played Paiiivich lett + ihe te of - ne only objec able feature of the skir emphis 8 befo age, Ne oop me.* ng for hours and bours + mF 5 4 . een serve alontee - > evecipe MDetroit Free Press Commerct Mempht Fee eee eetore fie MArTIAge. | waked ua to take out our wives to Me pone iting for hours and pout, shan! Clear to the woman's hela! There te more full In the process of|his father att eetteer wader oe Maud Mary, second daughter of. night, take dinner and go to the thea- lke et ines vieuke are as red{ AW: come on.” sald Mr, Jarr making @ sale to a hard “prospect” later he attained high rank In the ry Any wife in bed at 8 AM. tx) Joy riding safer now than in Queen Victoria, had died when she | tre and send the bill to him, John. C&™® i nd = sae fous! Can't Tat least look at than in contesting in any sport on )’TUSsAn Arnis ui Ut Tee was meas neyeny Fe bere enauien ia I rene RULG WA YOUDR-m| WRA Wie ta Her br ither Ernest gon, the cashier, has orders to ad w y spe Perens p ay ANP the people?” asked Mrs. Jarr, "What's oarth—more fun, more education, | the reat staff of Frederick pe i 4 _ eh ee Heme: aad han thre . annie vance sald expen: you see, the | “yee ; x soree § come, ana/eot idea in draggiog i off after more lasting satisfaction and more) Baron von Steuben abandoned hie Enough ts x kond mt pro. tt i aa anit e Victoria Alberta, who, married | Boss t# human after POM lry hae eee t ys Ketting me to come bere? If t can't goney honors and an amply income to oome vided there is the sat Den a foresight 1 ak Rood I Louis of Battenberg, former! “I'm glad ¢ n whe n i have t clothes nt I like 1 va ahdaaatiileaciaeman van anginal ¢ uae Portsmoutic, \ | erat News. hindsight. If it we i nder of 4 Rritish 1 Saree i Aire Phat's ne Mr. Jane women who then: rhe suc fu vide Ne ken in Bs ve 77. He im- } * 8 6 ew t th KM th, who married Grand ‘ . Ttge Rigs gly: Pl'm xorty to have kept. T hey go to the dintiug rout, more money in a year than the suc 1 ered his sword to Waahe \ A aalenman’s success depends upon | Columbus (Ga) Enquirer Su TG Of TRUNAING kashaann ate A ek eee oe went you going to Luke Me Coseful bull plat in in ten year Jot ihe army at Valley \ vie ability to rake & custome d 2 _¢ . und Irene Mar whe ts the ' sere red his ¢ i y in such «4 4 ith na And e removed. RE EE. ' yind he becomes m heenssfal Year jis vanhingt rs (Appointed ae t puying Is a pleasure by Ati accomplished man is rare ne of Prince Henry of Prussia, wraceful manner. Do you think he'd! A ‘ " iv dress and 1 revealed ina new, stunning eves 2! : ; ; is general of the army b \ iderost who docs (hings.—Deseret News, Kalscr’s brother, \raiwo your sulary, too?" Gout ure us & t 1 ave," ping gowal after year, While te ball player de the rank of Major-General, ‘ silt ‘a (asta vo teins '