The evening world. Newspaper, November 17, 1916, Page 7

* ) Poe DEPEW HAS JOKE ON DAVID'S “THREE SCORE AND TEN” annineiemaias Declares Psalmist’s Age Limit Has Caused More Deaths Than Great Wars, ART IN GROWING OLD. | war, ten times over!” he declared.|every good wife knows that she bot- \"They think they ought to die—and ter look out if tho old gentleman finds they die.” {Something on the table not up to his Though well into hia etghty-third | standard.” year, “Cha'ncey"—as he pronounces, Here Mr. Depew took his whack at himesalf—was in fine physical and David and « atinued: mental trim, getting as many laugha| “Woe ought not to fall to take as ho did twenty years ago, and re- | David's character into consideration Joicing proudly in his age, } 28 well as his words, He died in the “L well remember seventy-five © but he bad lived the years ago,” he sald, “when 1 was hepherd boy he'd risen |seven and a half, the village where pulds it le even dae a 1 lived had any number of old mon nds were in his way, bed and women. They advertised them- | to the forefront of the selves. Tho woman at sixty donned "earest battle, Consider the sort of |s,c0m one eort for day, another for Hoge Pag tells you you must 4 jut she was never out one, It advertised her age, The; SERVICE 18 THE GREATEST OF men over seventy Iay around the ALL RECREATIONS. bo o |house or sat on the nail keg at the! greet nt live, to, bo on grocery, \ he went on “L knew —Che great French 1 attended his birtbday cel- Mell Past 82 Himself, He Tells CANT TELL MOTHER FROM ci and asked Lim low be did How Shakespeare’s Seventh Age Has Been Abolished. CHAUNCEY M. DEPEW GIVES ELEVEN RULES FOR LONG LIVING how late you go to bed, got up early. Keep 4 serene worry, Don't use tobacco or Mquor if they disagree with you. Don't be a mollycoddle, Have an oye for a pretty girl— but be sure and tell your wife all about Don’t retire at sixty or seventy —keep on going Do oharities and kindnesses be- cause you like to, not because you have to, Find some tnt business an business 1 thing as in If you sport, try 1 mind; don't What too old to ting a I! he man needa't get old, de coy M. Depew, who ou Decause at elghty-two pep and one of our mo can a inan of the story. A| Jores Chaun- st ambitious | DAUGHTER THESE DAYS. jit, He said, ‘L never used alcohol of tobacco and I like my work.’ 7 was an old gentleman next to Che' who “We haven't got those people now- adays, I defy you to show mo a | Woman with a cap. You cant’ tell, jin these times, mother from daugh-! ter. And you'll have a hard time finding @ statesman on a nail keg. Everything helps age nowadays," more than anything the connection “NW ay to golf, he sald, “Many tke between all parts of the world by/goit (but, still, there are a ereat cable and wireless, There's nothing | many lars In the world)," and added: Uke knowledge of what's going on to ia it bays bec aanod what enn amar Lavi dps naan boade Mba then’ there in only one ching, and that ‘Shakespeare's ‘Seven Ages of | {4 nervice: bb to the state, bere Man’ don t exist to-day. Shakespeare vice to the church, service to human- died at fifty-two thinking himself an ! ty, service to everybody.” old man. Why, he was atill a young | gM" Oepet vat longevity: fellow, Take his Sevent: Ago—eans, “Get up early, no matter how late tooth, sans taste, mans eyes sans | you go to bed. All long-lived persons | everything.’ Why, the dentists give us | are Lt Lec aioe better teeth than we had originauy, | gp Avold tobacco ang sleohel te thor | 18 ocullsts actually improve on nature's own eyes. And as for taste, rel at the banquet, his glass and toast sight. Chevrei down into his seat, ‘Oh,’ sald my frien son, his oldest boy, “Above all, keep your mind serene. You never saw an old person who'd “Jeunes Filles”’ 14 to 18. Typical fashions for the younger set. Modes that are re- | moved many degrees | | from (he over- sophis- ticated and too mature models. The verve and esprit, the debonnaire chic of youth is accentuated in every line of the silhouette and cial) | fit or comfort when The Specialty Shop of Onyinations FIFTH AVENUE AT 88™ STREET | BONWIT TELLER &,CO, “Jeunes Filles” Modes TEES Farbions | been cholerio all his life, “Have some special interest apart from your business. Mine is the platform. “Tho greatest of recreations ts ser- vice, and there is plenty of need for it; service to the c! the nation, the State, the city.” UNALLOYED, (From the Richmond ‘Times-Diepate,) He—What te your idea of perfect happiness? She—A ball at which I am the pret- | test, the best dressed and the most popular girl, and where the other, girls so green with envy that | to ‘ook’ uke the background of the floral It is not much trouble to as for Fownes gloves by “| name—and you'll have ‘no trouble with style, you. get what you ask for. Try it. that’s all you need to know at about a 1 GLOVE. “*Flappers’” Sizes 12 to 16. An English idea originated inAmer- ica byBonwitTeller &Co. and exclusive with thisshop. Ahighly spe- cd typeof apparel for the hard-to-fit girl of 12 to 16 who has outgrown her years, yet must be attired in a manner be- youngsters, and in every detail, Copyrighted, Nov, 1016 coming to her age. Countless thousands have died, Mr. | = es Depew told 400 and women at = the New York of Medicine In a Jk on “ Older" last nigh » David, th Psalmist, said “the days of our yea are threescore and ten.” “I believe David's words have | great caused more deaths than the Your Picture Problems Solved by a HE Rexo is a camera with all the fine points dee manded by the expert, and ine corporating the features. which make it easy for the amateur to get good pictures. In this instrument is combined the . Teds a master pro uct—just as beautiful asit is efficient, One of its many fea- tures is the precise and rigid ad- justment between lens and film your guarantee of clear, sharp pictures. Prices from $15.00 to $27.50, See them yourself at your dealers. On exhibit at Chas. G, Willoughby Broadway and Eleventh Ste, Herbert & Huesgen Co. 18 East 420d Street ‘These dealersandmanyothers too will explain the distinctive Rexo features to you, Bex0-Photo Productearemade by New York of Growing SPECIAL FOR SATURDAY Misses’ TAILLEL UR and FUR TRIMMED | Suits 25.00 35.00 45.00 | Tailleur Suits of broadcloth, gabardine, in plain tailored modes tuated by bandings of Hudson seal or mole- skin, and with full fur collars, Sizes 14 to 18, 29,50 wool velours, | | ~—Without fur or accen- Sizes 14 to 18, Strictly Mannish Types in | OXFORD VELOURS Suits | Six models, designed on strictly mannish lines lap-seam, blind edge and cord edge types. 37.50 55.00 | | or trimming in braid-bound, ’ FUR-TRIMMED TAILLEUR Coats Misses seal and raccoon or rich fur bandings. Sizes |4 to 18. Misses’ FUR-TRIMMED Coats son seal, Sizes 14 to 18 Misses’ ONE-PIECE Frocks Modes distinctively ‘‘jeune fille,” with all the cachet of Paris in houettes. Featured are serge, wool Jersey and satin frocks i Sizes 14 to 18, Reg, U, 8, Pat, Ott, For the Hard-to-Fit Girl of 12 “Flapper” Tailleur Suits 20.00 to 39.75 “Flapper” Tailleur Coats 22.50 to 52.50 “Flapper” Dress Coats 39.50 to 65,00 “Flapper” “Flapper” “Flapper” Included are fur-trimmed models of broadcloth and velour; with large collars of Hudson Fur-trimmed velour coats, with collars, cuffs and bandings of nati tones, with contrasting satin collars, fur trimmings and touches of embroidery. “FLAPPER” SUITS, COATS, | 29.50 | iral raccoon or Hud. 45.00 their long svelte sil- n fashionable color 22.50 FROCKS to 16 School Dresses 9.75 to 27.50 | Party Frocks 17,50 to 39.75 Afternoon Frocks 19.50 to 29.75 | ‘ce vn | SPECIAL FOR SATURDAY ONLY SPECIAL Women's Walking BOOTS Excepttonally Priced at | | Women's Women's pure novelty stripes 7.50 Three distinct styles aro presented; one of Women tan glace kid, with full foxing and welted soles The others in black, of alleviel kid or with || G.nerinp qualit patent leather vamps, Louls XV. heels, and all shades ———EE ~ | | | | | |: | inforced mercerized garter tops and soles. | | | | FOR SATURDAY ONLY | PURE SILK HOSE. | 85c 3 Pairs 2.50 silk hose, in plain tosis and Paris clox fall) 1 45 3 Patrs 4.25. y all silk hone, in black, white for street and evening wear | ’s Pure Silk Hose | | | hae ready for you. numerous and attractive. “Dalebloom” means quality, style andlowprice. Every ‘Dalebloom” gar- ment is fully guaranteed by us for two seasons’ satisfactory service. ‘Dale- bloom” styles are copies of the latest and best Paris creations, upto the very minute in fashion, and ‘‘Dalcbloom” tailoring and lines measure up to the standards in every way. as a “value,” Seoond Floor, Suits at $5 Boys Extra pants suits of fancy cheviot materials, in a variety of shades for this scason's wear. Both pairs of pants lined and finished with taped seams; sizes 7 to 18. Boys’ Overcoats, $5 Blue or gray chinchillas or fancy cheviote, button to neck models. Sizes 2). to 10 years. Boys’ Shirts, 55¢ Percale; black, blue or lavender stripes; starched or French cuffs; sizes 12 to 14, Boys’ Shirts, 79¢ Gink DIG tONL) sigs criehios asic 19¢ We have received @ shipment Soft cuffs, reversible collars; fine percales in Boys’ Union Suits, 59c pellet Wd led bese wide pattern range; also percales or madras, with starched cutis; 12 to 14, Boys’ K. & E. Blouses, 44c Percale or madras, with collar attached or neckband; sizes 6 to 16 years. Gray wool and cotton mixed shirts and + town, drawers, heavyweight; sizes 24 to 34. F Canada Lamby Boys’ Neckwear, 25¢ spot ah Moin ioe: || Pee Abs Plaid on fancy silk; French or open end; also Boys’ Shoes Prime Roast vib, I4bge plain colors in reversible style. “ble » $1.98 and $2.69 Forequarters of Canada Lamb, These shoes if bought in the present whole- Ib, Ihe Boys’ Pajamas, 59c Outing flannel; pink or blue stripe, kite- shape front; s 6 to 16 years. Boys’ Sweaters, $1.48 Coat style. Wool or worsted with cotton models, many shapes, with stout durable sewed mixtures. V necks, two pockets; assorted | 80les; sizes 9 to 13/4 colors. Sizes 26 to 34, Sizes 1 to 5} _ Main and Second Floors, ——— At Blooming dates For General or Sports Wear The outdoor sports. We are well equipped to st ments promptly enc 1 inexpensively, Full fashioned model with cuff hagen, up to 44, $5.98 to $6.98 bined with white wray, The model illustrated, Made Shetland wool with V-neck and sash, on the atyle of a middy blouse ar and cuffs. Beuahad Wool Skating Sets, $2.98 As illustreted, Cap is envelope shape. hand-crecheting pended balls on scarf; varicus Matn Floor, ‘At Lloomingdaler’ Sweaters and Skating Sets snappy weather suggests sweaters for shopping or ply your require- Zephyr Wool Sweaters, $5.98 shaw! collar, French and belt in back; may be had in rose, Copen: gray, navy, green, black or white, in sizes Brushed Wool Sweaters, mode) with turn-back cuffs, cardinal or ‘sling -Over Sweaters, $9.75 of hand knitted Somewhat Sweaters at $3.49 and $3.98 te or natural angora mohair, with detachable Scarf and cap finished with with pompon on cap, fringe Phone Plaza 5900 Lex. to3d Av. Fur Trimmed “Dalebloom” Coats 29. 75 34. 75 39.75 45.00 You are absolutely safe in buying a Dalebloom garment. It is sold withan absolute guarantee for two seasons’ satisfactory service, and we make good on any garment you are not satis- Sied with. NTICIPATING a tremendous demand for fur trimmed coats, we have been strengthening our line of ‘‘Dalebloom” coats—copying higher- priced models to sell at very moderate figures. You will be agreeably surprised at the line of snappy new models now The qualities are, of course, guaranteed, and the styles are There are coats of wool velours, silk or wool plushes, broadcloths or chevi- ots, in Burgundy, blues, browns, smoke gray or greens trimmed with genuine taupe moufflon, raccoon or opossum and in about twenty-five styles. We also direct attention to the showing of coats fo: dressy wear which are featured at $49.75, $59.75 and up to $89.75—all marked very close. Attention is directed to the splendid values we are featuring in fur coats. garment is called by its real name and offered at a price which adds to its attractiveness Every The Big Sale of Boys’ Clothing and Furnishings at Special Prices Boys’ Overcoats at $5 Only one or two of a kind. Fancy cheviots and a few chinchillas. Young Bostonian and the Little New Yorker, as illustrated. Sizes 2 to 6 years. Two models, Boys’ Mackinaw Coats, $5 Popular plaids, pinch back or Norfolk models with large shaw! collars. Boys’ Hose, Pair 15c Heavy corduroy rib, black only. Sizes 6 to 9. Heavy cotton, shaped, in ecru or silver gray. Well made and finished. Boys’ Underwear, 50c sale market could not be sold at these prices, which remain as they are until the present stock is exhausted, Gun metal or patent leather button or lace Ibs bigs ing stock of holi day m sales comme Green he charge of | plant sold is in healthy 100,000 Cre Spanish Iris; dozen. Hollend E , crocus datiodils; ¢ ) for » be; 100 fe Weig golden eld Dees mens to select trom, The Abe » red dogwood, Roses and carnations in le cut flowers received daily, Qu Chrysanthemum Floral designs The Sizes 9 to 18 years. Clothing—Second Floor, Main Floor. Second Floor. Fresh Killed Roasting Fi $1.98 | | ba) 2.59 Boneless Bacon, |b., ‘At Bloomingdales’ Our Auction Sale of Plants Presents Many Bargain Opportunities corative plants r the incom condition, For Quick Clearance or English and ing ee cinths or 75¢. Flowering Shrubs, 10c each, 15 for $1 lilac, om MWe to $50.00, Many beautiful speci- ¢ in Greenhousea-on-the-Roof, In Cut Flower Department—Main Floor extra lurge and fine, each Se and uy 1 occasions, $1.00 and up to $100, phone orders from charge customers accepted, Blouses at Moderate Prices Even our lowest priced blouses have that distinctive touch called “atyle.” Some are elaborate, others plain, but each irrespective of price is in good taste, and a particularly good value. Voile Blouses, 89¢ A dainty model with large col- lar; lace trimmed front; siceves finished with cuffs. Voile Blouses, $1.98 Nently hemstitched, with lace. trimmed collar and turn-back cuffs, Crepe de Chine Blouses, $2.98 A smart model with net and lace or crepe de chine; or com- bination of shadow lace and crepe de chine, with or without peplum, Taffeta Blouses, $2.98, $3.98, $4.49 A pretty assortment of Roman stripes in various colors. Crepe de Chine Blouses, $3.49 Exceptional quality with large hemstitched collar, white or flesh. Extra Size Blouses, $4.49 to $6.98 Fine quality crepe de chine in plein or fancy effects for women requiring sizes 46 to 52. Black of white. Second Floor, At Bloomingdale: Men’s Heavy Undergarments, 89c Shirts, draw: ere or union suits in great variety of styles for Win- ter wear, Root's Tivoli Shirte and Drawers of gray wool and cotton mixed, Dou ble- breasted Shirts with double back; made of natural gray wool and cotton mixed; also drawers to match, Union Suite of heavy derby ribbed cotton in ecru color; snug fitting. Choice of the above, 89¢. ed ain Floor, ‘At Bloomingdale The “Century Girl’ — A New Boot for Women, *. Gray bucks boots, which are exactly 10! inches 4 high; hand-turned soles with self-cov- i ered Louis heels. i] The “Century Girl” is one of the prettiest of this season's models. At the same price dark brown : suede with light fawn suede tops; also gray suede with welted soles and covered heels. Other pretty modele in stock ranging from $5.50 to $7.50. Seoond Floor "At Bloomingdale: Fresh Killed Maryland Turkeys cannot mention price by the pound because of the continuall; Fiuctuating market peices’ Wie assure you, however, that our prices will be as low or lower than Lege of Milk Veal, Ib, 16546 Loins of Jersey Pork, Ib., 18!e Sirloin or Porterhouse Steak, Fresh Killed Broilers, Ib., 22¢ 19346 Visit tomorrow; you will enjoy and profit by these sales. “Going, Going, G—"* forsythia, mock orange, deutsia and ing colors, 2c end up. Also other fresh ities are the finest obtainable,