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What Every Woman Finds Out. By Helen Rowland. ob Rete os a Evening ou, By J. H. Cassel WSTABLIGHOD BY JOSEPH Pi 1TZBR, If Hughes Were Elected! femannea Dany Bases Senay bse Fray Fansnna Comecay. Mo. 1 t es ; Oo ‘few. ‘ 5 Second: nt te Ports Ott sonia [Fer Mnriana and the, Continewt as@ OCupyright, 1016, by The Prem Publishing Oo, (The New York Brening World), ‘NOB upon a time O I thought I understood men, And that J could marry any one of them, Claas Matter, World for ne Unt Btates All Countries in the International With one hand and my eyes shut! “ i > e and Canada, Postal Union, 70) But alas! — Gas Mens One. Menthvresscesuocsneasre cain ae I have discovered o { q ‘That if you flatter a man tt frightens him to death fl VOLUME 57.... seevceceeeees NO, 20,165 And if you don’t flatter him he ts bored to death, : SE If you permit him to make love to you he gets tired WHITMAN STEWARDSHIP. | | i a ai . © gets offended in the deginning. If you believe all he tells you he thinks you @ fool, And tf you don’t be thinks you @ cynta If you agree with him in everything you @oom oease to interest him , And if you argue with him in everything you @oon cease to charm him | And {f you wear gay colors and rouge and startling hate he t by Judge Seabury against the Whitman Administration are W7/ specific, clean-cut. convincing. More than one of them car- Ties special significance for taxpayers of this city. I charge that your first official act as Governor was to T HE nineteen charges of extravagance and incompetence brought a make @ mistake of $18,000,000 ia your estimate of State e2- | to take you out—— be + penses, And if you wear little brown toques and plain carastn wy ie i I charge that in order to prevent the exposure of this mis- | you out, and gazes all evening st some other woman im ‘colors | tpt take you imposod an unnecessary direct tax of $20,000,000 upon and rouge and @ startling hat. - . lk the people of this State. If you are jealous of him he cannot endure you-—— | HM This capital blunder on Mr. Whitman’s part oost the taxpayers of | three iota ia te patios ae seen o tts smoking he vows you are if (New York City $14,000,000, And the blunder Iteelf, instead of being! leading him to the devil_— i li concealed, was exposed and ridiculed from one end of the State to! ‘and If you disapprove of his gayeties and urge him to give up emoking) | t the other. he vows you are “driving” him to the devil. ‘ If you are affectionate he soon weartes of your kisses, | 1 alg i a Ecos br fatladoy tatty ra! And {f you are cold he soon seeks consolation in eome other woman's. metntonda af Kisses, - | __stalaes Paitares Sieh bool tapos Nerctaenpair iste | It you are 8 sweet, old-fashioned clinging vine, he doubts that you Rave { | i « drain—— | poaped Tepair than at any time since the State highway system And {f you are modern and advanced and independent he doubts that’, © i tarted. 4 you have @ heart—or a scruple. } This city’s interest in State highways fs pecullar. It pays mil-| If you are cute and babyish he longs for a mental mate, i | lions to help build and maintain them. But it has little check on how |If you are Drilliiant and intellectual he longs for @ playmate | ‘If you are simple and domestic he longs for a soul-mate—— =a the cash is apent or who gets the roads. At present thero is strong reason to delleve the State Highway) Department is wasting time and money on a cheap type of road con-| struction which will not stand the wear of motor traffic and is bound to eat up millions in repairs, Nevertheless Gov, Whitman finds poor | roads and shoddy repairs serve as well as any when it comes to passing Ni out pre-election jobs and contracts at the public expense. | So it has been all along the line. Whether it was @ question of administrative expenses, legislative appropriations, canal jobs or junk-| eting bills, the Whitman policy has been always: The path of least political resistance. Jet the taxpayers pay. Called to give an account of his stewardship of the State of New| | And {f you are temperamental and poetic he longs for a helpmate! And all the time, Though he {a falling in love with you for just what you ARE, He is spending his days trying to remodel you, i Take you over tuts what you are NOT, never were, and never can be! Do not ask me how I discovered all these things about men. | Alaa, I MARRIED one! ~ ’ ss. Ute le _ Good Salesmanship |$Seeond of Three Articles Presenting Views of E: | York, Charley 8. Whitman makes a sorry mess of {t. He can point Personality’s the Thing, Hugh Chalmers Finds, but He {| _ to what he has done to boost himself or what he has left undone to Work Is a Real First Aid. wl i placate others. But he can show nothing that proves him a trustee | | What ts the Golden Rule for they “Ovportunity beckona on every 4] with whom this Commonwealth can eafely leave its interest. . successful salesman? to the salesman. With mille and HERE Isn't any, according to ent decid cer cen nett i} T Hugh Chalmers, who probably! able to produce orders. The kingd —— || Verdun appears to be less lost than ever. has sold as many automobiles /of the earth is theirs. | | 48 any other maa, | In the automobile trade the But there are cer-| Songer every day, The ganda tain well defined | standards to gulde the begin- ner, or even the man who ts far tion of motor cars and intensive petition have combined to make ‘the? salesman perhaps the most im) min in the business, Last year 02 pei nh cars were mant ent, of Americ than @ dozen pax factured in Which means that every one of A BELATED RITE. HUGHES was finally forced to give @ rub to his American- ism.’ With fifty-seven varieties of hyphenism encrusted upon it and adhering to it, the Republican candidate brought it to M == . long the WAY! cars was as good is city for a clean-up, o|% - mo : 2 | annem iy Mr. Chal-| posal "en out for ihe tapes ‘Ap But why so later Performed almost at the evd of the campaign, The Jarr { Lives That Prove Democracy Just a Wife ieee mentaily! With #0. high’ record of produetien under the pressure of disclosures concerning the O’Loary and other Famil , i By Nixols Greclovssini | H Di ler te Ge 00 tinea ee nin tO 58 oneereveaaee Germen-Irish affiliations, the rite has all the look of « compulsory | $ y ; y Nixola Greeley-Smith : (Her Diary.) ST tho etgnposts he lng. ne Nn eo tne DiARR BiB : task. If Mr. Hughes really felt eo strongly about the alien vote why * Copyright, 1918, by The Prom Publishing Co, (The New York Breving World) : S Keene i) VIOW.| scune wen to know THAE we AtO URE By Roy L. McCardell. — men to know that we are able aud develop just such salesmen. | "Be ready for the opening when ! | Edited by Janet Trevor. slidn’t he say so weeks ago When President Wilson was repudiating in No. 8.—Christina, Queen of Sweden (1626-1689). Coprright, 1016, by The Prem Publidhing Co, Coprrtg@it, 1916. by The Prem Publishing Co, comes, as It surely will, Any one who really wi frank and fearless torma the votes of all who “put loyaltf to any for- oe by Srenina Weel) ; USTAVUS ADOLPHUS, King of/ | She rode and hunted, and when she We Etiin New York lovmaiag Worbl,) OL rani an autem cull wenlenroon |PRee an has. the battle partly vee ; A janitor insultin; n Swe v ing: yo-| assumed the 3 of Governme! 7 y, KIV. ‘ i e desire oe him ae. & eign Power before loyalty to the United States.” Mi Nani batave i! all aidauet “ty eae ae wal dictated to the Henate and bullied ner 9 ated Haast): one diy when @ man entered and) prinly’ has b bent that ‘way. Be : ¥ , ear-ol¢ daughte nla | Cab ‘ } Se ee || ov! 19.—Thi 1 f t lace of | "The future of. o i Under stress of cirfumstances the Republican candidate has at Jarr. “Why, he always ap- AEGh, “He Wel MR, Cine ere e oe Se tsi ater Fn i perl a as was to the place bli 2 Riot at eritn sepentey ; last indicated the kind of American ho hopes a peared to bo polite and oblging. Hl waiting with| patches and dictated replies herself. sho: be c we ie ua . is largely through the payers that P' 2 “Of course, you can't believe it!"| | Many sovereigns sought her in mar- AIS Oy SOE SRRER, URE Right down the street,’ sald the | it mist bo worked i b As to the Americanism of Woodrow Wilson there has heen from| repited sre vane some sstontah| puereigne sougut her in mar lwent to Patty's new addremy. After Glerk addressed, and the caller atarted| “iiight here let. me eay that the, ‘the first no shadow of a ecintilla of a doubt, That Americanism| “Well, what did the Janitor say to ae: wh See ea eer Nar anas bed enema | aay, ee raa er ule owe Winting tars 7 . ‘ x cit” aakee Mar duct. tary salute whic vus, to be appo last night Ned and I bad no further) =“ ‘Just @ moment,’ put In @ second “"0Wledge of his own business, Dhat started the campaign as it meant to finish, Tt needa no cleventh-hour | eyo nis: mand what he wald t did not come, 'T oF to the throne, | cg a {conversation on the subject. But clerk, ‘It must bo ten blocks and we | iy ihen a 4h several problems, One. ‘ou ne. wha’ a Aceh ot npel me to of e . etree * f them is the product w! iturbishing. m s geaeteea Mes, Jarr. “What do acene: wae Bal-| che anid to her Parhament | thinking it over before 1 went to nave @ car golng that way. It will -wiat it will day what it eeaieaes ' . aa a i a mar in Sweden, | Should [ bear a son ft fa just as| Sleep, 1 decided to trust my own ve around in a minute and take and other salient pointd, Amon 1 iscaemaniinenned meena mene you care how he spoke to me? You the time 1629, | probable that he would prove a Nero | judgment in the matter of seeing my | down there. Meanwhile have a s! Knowing what conditions ‘he ha 1a Flour ten dollars a barrel! ‘The cost of living aooms bent SOHE PORE FOE DED 180) Sone Ne ¢ - } Never before had) “4 0" ANEUS oe ; “The man accepted and pret el, What is demanded to win ondéta. encouraged him if you had been pres- vq.| Christina's reign was signalized by | found Patty up to ber ears in| aN certain city or under circum. lf en climbing to a point where even the rich will deign to | ent. eo ony this er Swed-| vrosperity and peace, and her en-| Work, for the single van into which; Was deep in @ conversation ces that he must encounter, and” ii notice it. Ue teases auntescaiies Gua leawae i? Diver ecenr-vos ish soldier walted|fouragement of talent and learning | Mer furniture hud been loaded had |¢ransmissions and carbureters, Then a Uilrd Js the general aclence oF ht ——— pen vi" OR in vain for the| brought many of the great intellects | Uready artived. In one clear corner! the caller looked at the salesman’s car |" keeplnig abreast of new develop~ ; \olaimed Mr, Jarr. You know €) iste of saluting guns of Europe to her court. In 1662 ane | of the living room Tom and Babette | 4 bought one before Jeaving ments and forever studying new } A DEMORALIZED SUBWAY? wouldn't lot any one be discourteous yr chin ¢ aaimar | oe that the cares of atate|Were playing together like two kit- | 24 bought one before leaving | Ways to get results ; : vac ie itsoet a ey Weer whet ola | _muaaenix: tie, Gloxe of Kalmar) weighed upon her too heavily and that | "2S That man was alert—a salesman. | 1 better preparation Ey 1 . lhe anyt stood before his sovere' whe ’was tired of being a oueen, any-|,2aty Was unpacking @ barrel of He saw in the question of a stranger | lesman, and the time | HE exp! onion of a dynamite bomb on the tracks of a Mariem va Sait think Spould ‘emceati wont “Sire,” he sald, “the soldiers fear tojway. But the prayers of her people | 3 ee, eA ar ene the clue to @ sale, and snapped tt up Sateect we re~ + ” . m 5 ) ‘epel a j aa * \ induced her to rule them for t rs | : fy us | ww! » buye re aot careful considera | subway station yesterday caine near wrocking a crowded train| ne aid?” responded Mra, Jarr, In| "Bilt because of the royal babys’ | jit ti nes Geapite theirentreaties, | 294, see Af 1 haven't @ nice litte! Without the buyer ever suspecting |tion. You ean seo evidences of Unt answered the soldier King, | ne: that he was being led away from the trend in the training schools fim- + If the which had only just pulled away ces Yi r she abdicated and started out to seo) °° ly just pulled away from the platform, It necessary to do #8? What would |g girl in w soldier's daughter and| ne abdice started out to iis 4s niet dan asx. and’ aie sta cement mugurated’ by some af the mere ane ii charge had gone off a minute sooner there would almost certainly en, fy bey erie Sa ‘ne MY] should be accustomed to it betimbs.” | Sho visited Paria and was received Hose So Ee me ee Haak | “Men of all sorts and conditions ripe sencerns (Generar it thave been terrible loss of lifo, aodt you wouldnt it T tole you hie], 82 the salute was fired, and tho with great pomp by Louls XIV. who | there © bedrooms, one opening ™MAKe Aalesmen. ‘Tho thing that makes ling goods is hard work and Fi It 14 P . f ‘ ié old you bis] .a4y princess, who became one of the} 4% however, highly outraged by the | wy th ° bit ef a dining rooms some better than others is person-| demands the finest that 1s In @ MeD, ii would seom that discoveries of dynamite mysteriously placed | \anguage was almply awful. sae elmer, novercigns. of history, | uncouthness of her manners and her) path and a kitchenotte, ality, and personality is that (ndelln-| It in ono of the best professions open | : / Geant o vere! ory.! masculine dre aventually Chris- |" y had ol : able quality which enables its poases-| to the hustler, and w ik ©u eubway tracks on moro than ono occasion during the past fow| “You're right," shouted Mr. Jarss| Capped her tittle hands delightedly| tina. wan compelled to leave France ‘ang I took off any hat and cout ama SOF to enter all doors and oye tri more than he over pute into it, ee: lt weoks might havo sufficed to put the Interborough on ite guard, ‘Tho |!sine Bis calmness, “I beg your par-land ald th ber beat baby talk’) Because she had ordered and carried |bagan to unwind the tissue paper obstacles. But be assured that alert-| it he hi nality—if he tena itl dee, police detailed - , * |don, By George! I wouldn't let bim | wygore, more.” out the murder of her master of the | from the dishes Patty was lifting "%% determination, honesty and) individi from the common extra police detailed for subway duty during the strike were with-|jook at you in an insolent manner, let} ‘This is the first recorded tncldont 1) Orel Pe utacan Bata Menelienen from depths of barrel, ‘The straight sp King are first aids to per run OF 8 6 will find in St @ broad drawn perhaps too soon, Hut responsibility nevortholens rosts upon |alone say anything. I'll go right | the life of woman who demonstrated | POR de anaote wave belived the the [ieee eae mip eaaner ae ner tade, and | BORE Sons: Weis uRn en sl it, re +4, downstairs and smash him!" And Mr, | PY ber wis od us rule that) trigue. ry | the Interborough to patrol its tracks and watch the safety of its "the realm of Intellect esvontially | eee ve naturally an extreme aver- | qLetween Us, we soon had the (able 3 wwnpnnnnnmmnnnnnnnmmnnnnnnnnrnnnnnnnnnnAAAnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnncae } * equipment with unrelaxed vigilance Jar Jumped up and shed hie coat, | democratic that it may Include even| alon to growing old, ahe wrote to| sno coomime dishes stored away in 1 y un ne i knrelaxed) VigUAno#; But Mra, Jarre threw! her arms|imembors of the submerged sox. sion maleate de Boudert, and T hard: | ee pkionenstte and Jn the cupboard i The General Who ‘‘Came Back : ' Subway service of late has been wretchod, During the atrike it around hin neck. Christina ascended the throne when| iy know how [ can get’ used to the| mother had ee Rides a wedding . : seemed to reach an unusually high point of officiency. But at pres-| N% You sit rent down and keep | she was teva ncther clea womaateel nce? pe ieee neat 2 ian | Prevent / © gg rprupyY never come back” may| Whipping into shape one of Kitek-»” at an She Tvening World i aie nal dine 3 cool!” raplied Mra, Jurr, “We must | SOO) finer and capricious temper, | any without a ee ® wish!” Patty told me that she had sent a be a true saying as regards|@ners new armies, He accompanied s ning has pointed out, crowding, platform con-|not pay attention to that, sort of her unwise manag implant- goed bit of her furniture to the the gentlemen who fight In| pis fotoe to France ana in the ware gestion, mismanagement of doors, delay in starting traina and elumal-|poople, Under no ctrontatances|ed a detestation of of her maxims Ratan tepue Me erioa “inatcienas a ving, but It doesn’t apply to soldiers. rahip, eee is ness and incivility on the part of employees aro worse than they have | would T ponmit you to get tn a vulgar | THe, Pee ot te. | Senone ahem thease words'of everlasts'| she Sad baved. a'|At leant, not to Gen, Bir Henry, Sey- | cond baronet of : . ’ ; brawl with the Janitor.” ra ig At Ing eee! “Now, I'm going out to buy some jmour Rawlinson, who has become a/ 4 !ne and succeeded his father i, ever been Greek and Latin Fools are more to be feared than m8 on TA95. He was a ber | Be “E don't omre whether he wae «| practically al the wicked" and ag for the Spares aps some lunch | popular hero tn Wngland by bis! Kitchener's » aft in the Bouden kout The attention of General Manager Hodley is culled to these ron-| Janitor or # general, @ beggur or a| rope. whatever 1s false te etdicutous.s | {2° Ur" 1 told her Aine Wm #olng | achteyements on the Bc At the|paign, winning high honors in the| ditions, also to the urgent need of oxtra track walking. Subway | Daten" cried, Mr, Jarr, “No man cetncsieuemet BE ect your gas stove,” {outbreak of the war Sir Henry, who pet bs of Atbara and Khartoum, apd tracks ars well lighted and ly i ted, Tt : Ney oan tneult my wife and live.” Every man hath a good and a bad angel attending om Aim in partioular | We Iunched on sandwiches and nad had thirty years’ experience I ie ‘Contiict with the Hoors Beet ||, | ° well lighted and easily inspected, Tt ought to be possible! ‘Now, you muntn't bo #o foolten!”| alt hla life long.-ROBERT BURTON chocolate eolairs, thea fell to work|the army and had fought fa tho}in his titty-reeen ore He te now |e to keep them fairly free of dynamite, Ae such a man to fly into @ rago over|in the cellar with something; and the] his language?” sald Mr. Jarr, graphs I found a large framed one of | , } To-Dav' . every little thing, The poor Janitor! |{anitor asked me to walt a minute,| “T couldn't" replied Mra, Jarr,| Dan ‘4 y of Major General. Ilo was given a »-Day’s Anni . What does O'Leary nay? /You know, too, he'a all orippied up|and I sald we paid our rent and 1) "When the dumbwaiter fell down he Patera do We want Chiat t aaked /Bia} Se aes Cartes nal oh y nniversary ° {| — - nee ———— | with rheumatism.” wouldn't take any orders from him,| just said ‘Ouch!’ and that's all 1| “sore on the low table where tho|France, but at Ypres his military HIS ts the centenary of the birth Up to 2h Conta, A D' a Be Gaia hee erect eke wine eee "L didn't Near what ho anid ex. | wasn't hurt!” to know ft," sald Mr, Jerr, shaking |#tubby finger at it aa I held tt up. font back to Englanmack to tho front [ROW little road, but who te worthy ef What te the value of an 1803 cont? | What tw the veluc of 1888 and 1asg S0t%" sald Ole, Jars, “Porhaps ho| ‘Yea, but that doesn't exoure him! nia head, + pay Ben daddie come?” he appealed to) 1.4" took @ prominent part in tho] fuller appreciation, Many older J, 8. | wold dollars? TW. didn't mean moe at all, You mustn't] swearing at yoy," said Mr, Jarr. “How ridiculous you talk." re-| “One of these days, dear,” she an-| British offensive at Nouve snare -|readera will recall with pleasure hin Taesday) 7.01 P.M. toke every little thing ao seriously,| ‘Swearing at mo?” replied Mra.) marked Mra, Jatr. “It's Just upset|swered quietly, “I shall always tell | The British hope of taking Tile was! short lyrtas, auch as “Florence Vane, To the aditor of The Kventug World) Letters From the People | Thromsh the Civil sorvios, ‘exelatmed Mra, Jarr, “I never “Well, what 414 he say to your asked Mr, Jarr, quieting down a little, Tt was when the dumbwatter rope (a and I unfastened the dumbwatter and it fell down, and, oh, IT do hope he ‘Why, he never swore at me, heard him say.” “Well, if h e is ever tmpudent I want While unpacking a box of photo- children can see it," she replied. “Daddy!"' carolled Tom, pointing bis | them tha t,”" sho added to me, in a low Burmah and Soudan campaigns and the South African War, held the’rank ‘ operations failed to meet with the ap proval of his superiors and he was blasted because somebody blunder « *| of Phillp Pendleton Cooke, .¢ Virginia poet whose works are - hm tne Wait Jarr, me, that was all.” tical moment, and Sir He “To My Daughter Lily," ’ New York City what ti eit in canrior? bp fell down on the jugtor and hurt] in fact, he wae very nice about It.) went down to see the janitor nnd] At five o'clock T lett a0, much hhowtile ort ote BinHe ; emai he leat oeutury, “Fler Petrograd? 4H wi him, on something," and I'm sorry, becauno I'm afraid he's! found that the dumbwaiter rope had|rather hoping I might arrive before and for a second time he went hon as in “Armeriog teas Do, 240 West Thirty Beret, | my the Biktor of Mie Byes ing Wold "Or something?" asked Mp, Jarr, hurt very badly, Poor man, and yet slipped off, but that he hadn't been| Ned, although | Intended to tell him, | Vurther Investigation apparently con- ed thto many languagés, as | Be he Waiver ot he Eveuing Worl Where is the Electrical W od? orld pub- 48 Was Villa ever peoognised by the | United Btates ae head ef (he Moxioan Walter at our floor while he waa fix. Government? “Yeu, he hud fastened the dumb. nM, \"« \, and the grocers boy waa dowa. r you want to go down and atrike him, You should bé ashamed!” "Dut you aaid you couldn't repeat meet at ne = = hurt at all. Mrs. Jarr asked Mr, Mr, Jarr returned and said the Janitor had apologized, and Jarr why he ‘Was 0 fussy about every little thing, ultimately, of my Visit to Patty, But he stood In the hall when I opened the outer door, “Where have yow been?” he inquired coldly, | vineed Kitchener that Gen, Rawiin- son was not to blame, In any event, he was promoted from Major General to General and was given the task of taken as a theme for m colcbrated composers. It war ie teas brief lyrica that the Virginia dard, Teached the Reight of bis powarm,