The evening world. Newspaper, October 25, 1916, Page 18

wa eee ee cmeemn pire em [_comre race | Evening World Daily Magazine Cannes nn ABOUT Plays and Players | By BIDE DUDLEY RILLIAM FAVERSHAM'S pres| duction of George. Bernard Shaw's pinay, "Getting Mar- ried,” will begin an engagement at the) Booth Theatre Monday evening, Nov. | 6. This means, of course, that “Pter- | rot, the Prodigal,” the pantomime now | at the Booth, will have to move It ts! understood that Winthrop Ames will put it in the Little Theatre, where) “Hush” is now the attraction, “Pier- rot, the Prodigal,” would just "fit" the Little Thertre, whereas it would be fost in @ big house, | The complete cast for “Getting | Marrie’” 4s as follows: Henrietta Crosman, Charlies Cherry, Hilda) Spong, Lumsden Hare, John Har-| wood, Virginia Fox Brooks, Arleen Hackett, Mra, Edmund Gurney, George Fitagerald, Hugh Dillman, Edwin Cushman, Herbert Belinore and Mr, | Faversham, SCHOOL BEG TO-MORROW, ‘The Hippodrome'’s free school for Dallet dancers will begin ite activities | to-morrow. The first class of fifty) girls will meet at the Mg theatre at) 10 o'clock. Ivan Clustine and R. H.| Burnside will tell the young women) thia and that, and then it wiil be time! for Paviowa to begin to get jealous, MUST BE SOME SONG. | “Dear Sir,” writes an Astoria, L. L, youth to Harry Von Tilzer, song con- | cooter, “I have compose a song which I think will make a hit, The tital is “What Could We Do If New York ‘Was Bombard?” Now, listen, I have got the words and tune or other words music, but I cannot write the! notes, #0 I thought by you telling me to come down on a Saturday after- | noon I could sing !t for you #o that could put it down tn book Form, ‘ours for Busness, J. W—." DAVE'S OUT OF A JOB. Dave Pisman, the Bridgeport post, tee written a nice rhyme called “Mother.” = Incidentally, Dave has quit beil-hopping at the Hotel Lor- Faine and is now what might be called a hop-in-waiting. We're sorry, too, because if he hasn't anything else to do, he may turn out #0 many po hell strain himself. Here's the “Mother” rhyme: eee Sts ih me. PSS en Ftu ett trom wrong. Dope af make “ee time went along, Botte you bare ie rae earth, bet eR 41 fim feeling aad and Yonely, HE WASN'T SURE WHICH. George Bell, the colored doorman at Bt. Nicholas Ice Skating Rink, was on duty last night when a man who had deen tampering with the wine that cheers, approached him. “Youth's Companion Rink?” he asked. “No,” replied Bell. The man tacked away towant) Broadway, but returned in ten min-j| utes. “Bhay,” he said to Bell, “guess I got sha name wrong, Menshun some Magazines, willya? | know it's named after one of ‘em.” BY WAY OF DIVERSION. I know a man who loves to knock. He waylays people in our block and tells them that the world's all wrong and going backward right along, The sunlight may be glorious but ne will | frown and grow! and cuss, He'll ray | Simmouia be twice as bright and vow ‘weather Isn't right. One day ho found a dollar bill and right away he Kicked until somebody asked him why and then he said {t should havo been a ten, n who lost this bill,” sald he, just as ‘cheap’ os he could be, I'll bet my life he keeps his cash in ones so he can make a ‘flash’ Some da¥ we mean to get a rail, a lot of feathers and a pail of sticky tar and just suggest that he! North or South or West, If he rebels we'll fx that skate and rtart| on his trip in state. And when 's weeded from our ranks we'll xo to eburch and offer thanks. A CHANCE TO DO GOOD. Here's a chance for some theatrical , who ts a philanthropist, to do a favor for an unfortunate. Several weeks ago there was released from Sing Sing a German comedian who {is really funny. He served three years and seven months for a crime he committed when drinking. The prison term has reformed him and he wants to “go straight.” Jle needs an engagement and promises to prove a valuable man for any manaxer who'll give him a chance. In order to keep from starving he took a job asa waiter ina taurant two weeks ago, but was discharged when the manager learned he had been tn prison. He ts 4 good looking, intelligent young man and eager to! work. What about it, ye philan- thropists? Rice Powder Pimples ] im * in; it quickly tu agluey paste by the moisture of the is paste clogs the cuticle, expan the eres, causing enlarged pores, then blackheads aad often rice-powe pim- y one face powder sold at is guaran. rice powder, muth or any This new in other injurious in. powder is called “Poudre L’Ame" (La. en Oe It beautifies the complexion without clogging the pores like the old fashioned, unscientific powders. It is more than harmless; it is healing Macy, Riter and local dealers sell it for only 5c, Rememb, Poudre L' Am (La-may) is the one perfectly safe f on better than ot pont and it stay? ly stays on until you wash it Ade. ‘ 1 HAVE TO Hurt CONGRATULATIONS PALECK, OLE BOY! : ATTABOY AYEL, FINE! ~ REGISTER GRIEF! Copyrtaht, 1914, Prete Pildtehing Co CM. ¥. Bvening World) a “'S*'MATTER, POP?” ICANT Come out AN’ PLAY, WHAT HINDA THTAY IN AN PLAY were Now YOPGN YER MOUTHS You'RE MOANING DESPAIR — Well, You Never Saw One That Was a Vegetable, Did You? BABY HAVE YA Got. Dor Poot | THENS ONLY ONE “DRAWBACK HEN'—\’'See “XK Have REASONS OF ME OWN . FoR KEEPIN’ TH’ “ENGAGEMENT DARK FOR A COUPLA MoNTHS-pAt SUT X - j Gossip. ° Nat Goodwin will return to vaude- } Ville next week at the Palace, Ho'll| } offer a monologue, | Muriel Hudson, of the Titlan locks, | has a stock farm, No, it's not at Auburn—it's in England. | siness Before | last night at The Frazee fare Pleasure” was stage Poli’s Theatre, Meriden. St. Monica's Catholic Lyceum will hold ita \wenty-seventh annual enter- tainment Friday night at Palm Gar- den, Anna Held is to send the French soldiers at tho front 10,000 ry ot} gum. Into the jaws of death, as it} were! | Perey Burton is to take charge| of the tour of EB. H, Sothern in “it 1} Were King.” L. Wolfe Gilbert, song writer and singer, is to make some speeches for President Wilson, Don't worry! If FLIVVE HEQE WE HAVE “TOM RUSH THE voice, iis’ piano player will make te | {STAR OF THE VARSITY FOOTBALL ivories talk. Loney Haskell ts going across the | water next week, He to do his vaudeville stunt at the Bushwick, Brooklyn, J, Fred Zimmerman has decided not | to produce “Pals First” until after Jan, 1 Cyril Maude will be supported in) “The Basker” by Maud Milt Brooks, Le Clercq, Alice Hassard Short, Frank Kingdon, gar Norton, James Kearney and Ed ward Lester, { The string Theatr dix brotners will have a/ uartet at the now Morosco | after the run of “Canary | "ot ta The Neighborhood Playhouss will | open Nov. 14 instead of Nov, 1. Al in the arrival of Gertrude! on from England is the rva- Manager 1 House says Fire Department bc of the next tn # run up to a window of the the climb in and see @ show free he up b FOOLISHMENT, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE Be sure you're right; then: ki etill about it’ ene ected Sewn} IS DILIGENT IN_HIS STUDYING - HAS Poet ward & Breat motto for! IMEMQRIZED HIS TEAM'S SIGNALS “What ts 10?" | UNTIL HE CAN SAY THEM BACKWARD WHEN IT COMES To REMEMBERING THE THINGS HE IS IN COLLEGE TO LEARN, WELL- HE GIVES THE SAME ANSWER TO EVERY QUESTION . Pyeaming On (N.Y preg Wednesday, October 25, 1916 BUT DAWGONCT WHY “TH SAM HILL DYe THINK NouLt. HAVE TROUBLE IN KEEPIN’ TH! “ENGAGE MENT” By C. M. Payne WHAT HINDA BATY I_HADDA ett TH “CIRL" DID'NT THERE'S NOT A LAZY “BONE” IN HIS BODY, EVBN WHEN SOME ARE BROKEN, HE'D RATHER WALK THAN RADE - ee { Facts Not Worth Knowing By Arthur Baer Copyright, 1916, by The Prone Publishing Co, (The New York Drening World), T HE bones of a shad can be removed much easter if you oateh hie fret. The tendency to wear telephone booths form-fitting te growing fewer and fewer. Nert year's booths will be loose and baggy erowné GRO neck and will have ample room to accommodate af your elbows. \ Recently excavated skeletons of predistoric men show conclusively that our antediluvian ancestors didn't use to fold their whiskers dack while eating corn on the cod, A British scientist has succeeded in inventing a dozen that conteiag only eleven, A musical barrel stave that spanks @ email boy in any tune ¢e pie greatly in vogue. A telephone oircult that enables lighthouse keepers to call themecives up and work both ends of a conversation helps to vary the solttude of Gas monotonous occupation. dt annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnannnnn | affo’ should Ah go an’ be a eel- |} GOOD STORIES })*try Re asked ought to ia OF THE DAY. fight for your country,” eatd the re- ¢ $ cruiting sergeant, “Yessah,” responded the negro; VALUABLE POSSESSIONS. — | want ‘kind’ o' talk is all right tof Ge LIZABETH and Sarah were two| fahinahs—tet ‘em fight toh dey eblne little girls who made acquain- | try.” tance at school One day they But why shouldn't you fight ter were playing together and began) ¥OUr country? | foaating of thelr possessions: . Me? Ah ain't got no country—Ah Se oe nae Serenata elia-| Was talsed in. de. city.” —Cleveland abeth proudly, “and have got two! aD meiler ( automobiles and a great big house.| — Avougon BALLROOM Now what have you got?” | Broadway, Cor. 166th St, DANCING Sarah hesitated for a mo: | with equal pride replied: a skunk under our barn,’ Magazine, MAINTAINING DISCIPLINE, ry} ISCIPLINE," said a Govern- ment official at a dinner tn Washington, “naval discl- pline must be maintained at all costs." “They tell a story to illustrate this —Harper's naval officer sald to a seaman: | AFTERNOONS What idiot told you to dump that R INS—NIGHTS pile of dunnage there” Two to Sin Eight to Midnigy: “It was the captain, sir,’ the sailor) CABARET ORCHESTRA 100--INSTRUCTORS--100 ‘Acmiss.on, 25¢, Includes 3 Oaacas Frivuis Lessons B09, Halt ions, id the officer, ‘let it elve hours Ing the cap-! ||} gton Star, | NOTHING TO FIGHT FOR. tain an idio! iGON MARWIG, Dancing ciseter Wve Big Boss tells us an anec- TELEPHONE AUDUBON as4, ote about a husky colored boy who was being urged to enlist at the Public Square yesterday, a