The evening world. Newspaper, October 21, 1916, Page 8

Evening World Daily Magazine The Separator _ asfitiitka, By J.H. Cassel | The Woman of It ertiave Dazy wreept Bopsay hy fon Pesan Puinsine Company, Noe. 63 0 By Helen Rowland New York. AAA AAAARAAARARRAAARAMAAT, Copaetght, 1916, by The Pres Publishing Os, (The Mow Yawk Rrening Westd, ULITZOR, Prenident, 69 Park Row. ' sonbrtt BL YAR, Fee Bocretaty, 6 Park Row, j She Discovera That Men Are More Lonely Than Women. \ ann aeeenetlee MG, 66] TS funny,” etghed the Bachelor, as he lounged beside the Widow on the at {he Pe 1 and the Continent aad i olub-house piazza, and gazed with melancholy eyes out over the ecarlet and gold of the surrounding hillsides, “how, at this eeason of the year, a chap always gets a of lonely, choky, ‘somebody-pity-me’ feeling, isn’t ft? Every falling leat = me that I'm a day nearer the end—and nobody cares!” ‘The Widow shivered and drew her sable stole about her delicate shoulders, “I didn't know that MEN ever had that sensation,” she declared. “Of course, every lone, lora woman has it—but men have so many interests, @o many real friendships, so much variety In Iife, 6o many places to 0, where there are musio and lights and pretty women to make love to”—— “And every place you go, in orler to forget, you feel ‘lonesomer’ and ‘lonesomer!’” exclaimed the Bachelor vehemently, “There is nothing #0 appalling ae the monotony of varioty and the duliness of excitement. Thore is no place on earth where a Jone man feels more ALONE than in a big, hilarious crowd, at the theatre or @ cabaret show. Every foolish, sentimental song makes you feel corrier: for yourself; every burst of laughter sounds like an intentional burst of | . Everybody in the world seems happy but YOU!" ow. suggested the Widow practically, “why don't you ‘MARRY @e “What!” The Baohelor started and dropped his cigarette, “Why don’t you find somebody to share or cure your loneliness? re Pented the Widow firmly. “It's just because you don't BELONG to anybody that you feel Hke—ifke a stray animal. Any master at all makes « stray deg bappier than none; and any wife at all"—— VOLUME 37..... AID FOR CONSUMERS. T DOES us good to see a candidate for the Governorship put aside Politics and got down to matters of immediate practical interest | to the people of this city and State. “All Judge Seabury has to say about extending the powers of the/ Department of Foods and Markets to secure a more economical dis-| Wibation of farm products will be eagerly listened to by @ community | @f 6,000,000 New Yorkers who have barely escaped a serious milk! famine and are now up against an extortionate boost of the price of | that necessity. The Judgo’s talk to the farmers contains matter for Consumers: | The whole question of the high cost of living, which haa | @uch tragic consequences to consumers in our large cities, ts closely related to the attitude of the State toward the farmer Take the dairy industry. Farmers in many nections are eetling milk at less than the cost of production. The product ° fe being sold to the consumer at very high prices. Agencies and associations of middlemen levy this toll upon both farmer and consumer. The condition existing is a sad commentary upon our Present day civilization. It is not right that children on the ' farm should be underfed because the farmer gets starvation prices for his miik, while the children in the cities are under- i fed because their parents have to pay exorbitant prices for milk. The fact is it is beginning to dawn upon the public that furnish- fag milk and other indispensable foods to people in large cities is in| ¢ every sense public service of a most important sort—public service | whieh the State should safeguard against interruption that means famine, and against arbitrary prico boosting which meane deliberate | robbery of the poor. If food distribution is a public service, why shouldn't we have a Public Service Commission with power en to regu- late food distribution im the interest of consumers? | Judge Seabury does not overlook this point. “A Public Service GOommission law that had teeth in it,” he declares, “would do much| to help the present situation. It should be the function of euch a) @emimission to compel public service corporations to provide good e@rvioe at reasonable cost.” i It fe properly a function of government to create agencies | 2 ; Which will facilitate the farmer in getting bis products to | Profitable markets and at the same time enable the consumer | {o get the necessities of life at fair prices. | wal Here is a principle in support of which Democrats, Republicans | | @BA Progressives can unite. There is mighty little call for party } = over a programme which aims to make the State of New | TH sven pretalte to marry you,” repeated the Widow, “If you are otf ‘ork @ place where food raised by the farmer can be put on the table heater ia fring gs OO ER of the consumer without exacting from both a 100 per cent. toll for| quw AMAAAAAADAA AAO i TERETE IN| TORN GeeA Ae IAT Hedy: aud Fabape the pockets of the middlemen. The fs Judge Seabury has what Gov, Whitman has not—a constrnetive | 1€ arr 7 3 Family | plan for better market laws and cheaper food distribution throughout | ernor—one which at the present moment needs no political arguments By Roy L. McCardell. A’ t 3 When a Man Marries—the Wrong Woman. ‘“c ONSENSE!" Intermrpted the Bachelor desperately, “there fe ae * loneliness on earth itke the loneliness of being married to the wrong } woman! What a chap misses in fe ta not A woman, but THE | woman—the Woman-who-understands! And, until he meets her and mar | fies her, a bachelor is the lonelicst being on earth. He may jolly himestf | into thinking that he has the big end of the game—but even a spineter fe | not half so miserable and lonely, SIT can make a home for herself, and j put her heart into something else—in religion, or nieces and nephews, or | j even in a cat or a canary. But a man is helpless! A horse, a dog, « elut, | even a good pal won't fill the vacancy in hia soul. He ts fust a uweless bet | of driftwood on the tide of Mfe!” And the Bachelor groaned softly. ' “T have it!" cried the Widow. clapping her hands. “Why not bey a | motor-car? It would be almost as expens‘ve as a wife—and quite as caprial- ous and full of surprises. It would absorb quite as much of your time ead | energy, and afford you Just as much amusement and pride, and—and tf yeu | got tired of It, you could exchange it for another, and"—— “Don't laugh at me!" cried the Bachelor, reproachfully, “Y tell you yeu | don't know how I feel—what I suffer!” “Oh, yes, I do!” said the Widow «ympathettcally, “At least seven mien | have come to me, with the same malady, and the same symptoms, tn the last few days. It's the Indian Summer ‘nobody-lovee-me’ mood! But theyll el \ be over it by Christmas, and begin to resent it, if anybody DOES love them. I've watched them—and 1 KNOW!" ' “But it's awful while tt lasts!” groaned the Bachefor. { Self-Pity Man's Most Popular Pastime. hfs A } ES,” admitted the Widow, “but {t has its consolations. There ts noth- CONSUMER fasion —— penne wt | ing in the world a man enjoys #o much as feel!ng sorry for Himeait. He just loves to think of himself aa a lonely, tragic, ploturesque | figure, like Buddha or the Sphinx, looking down sadly from his bleak ff- Cz tellectual heights upon a frivolous, misunderstanding world. He fast revels or ee acl in ‘suffering!’ ” | “And I used to think that YOU wero ‘the -woman-who-understooéf ” exclaimed the Bachelor, bitterly. “And now you mook me, and won't even help me to pity myself!” “On, yes, I w said the Widow, cheerfully. “Ill 40 even more than that mise to marty you, if’—— “What!” cried the Bachelor more in terror than In foy, sighed the Bachelor bftterty, ® putting his head in his hands, and relapsing, once more, into deficiows The Religion of the Stenographer | Ellabelle Mae } “= — Jays ago 1 wrote an article that it ts high time for this prejudice By Bide Dudley By Martin Green + Ma tre Stenograpber and Het Re-| to be eliminated in the realm of busi- Pabt o. n which a Jowish girt/"es# and the fundamental principles} #10 Mar ttvees Worl t : | ‘coor’, 1018, by Tha Prone Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World), ynviets who departed, in the back would do an escape from the State. Another sound reason for electing Judge Seabury Gov-| to drive it home. Gopsright, 1016, by The Press Pablishing Co. tgton (The New York Kreniug World.) {the A ‘ r ituth be 3¢ New York Evening Work.) ol @ Ainerican Constitution be main- ay v ts et Band € © fact that members| taina ; that the great element of tol- iy - Hee Lshpeied i eh he fal) were discriminated | erance be taken {nto consideration by eld its first meeting of the fall | we ‘ee HY is tha: man Rafferty telephoning you so muc! The G@. O, P. has had to can another of its costly campaign season at Hugus , sviee al Sing Sing at a certain hour. Bvery- Against in seek. | every employer. and wint ng Sing Prison in a! ink Sing at a c shockers, Money and good taste were never out-and-out asked Mrs. Jarr, with @ ing positions; | two nee bid wosie toe if his| Hall Thursday evening and arranged truck,” remarked the head (00) phy Bog Fa eres affinities. iclous look. that although] ing advertisements; If atter he bad |'© Nid & social in two weeks for the) potisier, “acked class in my opinion. /excursion traing instead of Sonsteg + Rafferty, the builder?” replied Mr. every question of | proved his capabilities satisfactorily | Purpose of raising funds with which | rey should have used a limousine. ff and getting ossified on the st Jarr, “Oh, nothing; just a little busi- ness matter.” __ AN ARSENAL IN SING SING? | “You're not in any trouble, are! HE six prisoners who escaped from Sing Sing last Thursday | ¥°U?" asked Mrs. Jarr and were recaptured after a few hours’ “run for their money” Piel My sere ne 8 eras furnished the keepers information which, if true, is quite ag) “I know better!” » efticiency had)" was told that tt was too bad that|to purchase new uniforms. P. Silas| «yayhe,” said the laundry man, they sell in suburban roadhouses us- ' { | der the disguise of whiskey.” “38 us religion was bis misfortune. Pettibone, the barber, who « 80 ousine or an air-| been answered) “Away with narrowness! Let em.|roribone th popular bar! ‘they will use a limousine or a ale satistactorily, ft ciency and faithfulness be the basis| ("ds the band, announced that he) snip the next time they leave, AD- ; was not until the 0! business. Slhad arranged a little surprise. | parently they didn’t figure on mak- Frills and High Mite question of re-! Let i not be sald that the Ameri-| “We are to hear some food advice,” | ing ‘Thursday's farewell permanent. | ee Vion was asked iit, ne yeas gman accepia the blews-|ne sald, “from one who fa WiRe 88 \ryey went out for a drink and were! ¢¢P DON'T drink milk mysele” re 4 Mrs. Jarr that the appli-| and Gentile have made possible, and | ¥e!! Fata A certain Indy,|taken back full, Had they curbed marked the head poltgher, “bee A . . ” ‘ pjat the # iH her he old red eye until! t seems to me that mille is toe > vie 8 “Tell me, I'm prepared cvevoke ciiit was told the a! the same time §$ unwilling to| known all ovér this land for thak dagen fo0 4 | important from the point of iew of the tate as any of the records aie tas one ta atid ai co: big aa. cad adm on 4 jshare his work because of the per-| beautiful rhymes, has written poem) tney got to New York the prison) expensive i» New York,” | and reports of Mr. Osborne's Mutual Welfare League. | undée grave auspicion, #0 be anewered| And now omen letter stgnea| “rel, faith of aa @mpleye, bout us and has consented to fead| jopuiation might have continued to) ,,.,To° maay frille attend the 4 If it turns out that scores of revolvers, blackjacks and other quietly, “Now, please don't say a “From One Who Knows.” It reads as|the Dark Ages and casia discredit og{!t to us. You will all put your In-| snow tho w mdertul record fihannas | {20> Vou got teurt ts ace 4 ian Ls » achieved or the ar 8-lin a lized weapons, not to speak of money, have come into the possession of , (BINS Poor Rafterty is in « whole lot) ; Ms NR es Aan oreee, Pepa Aah bale pdb may 8 a ACH eee aa Mote Osborne.| tan, sterilised bottle Sirs ee . . . : lof trouble and he's wholly Innoce your art yaich th joni i | she te jetting 1D 4) Wwacor ee Prisoners at Sing Sing through the free and easy access given to wo" Wholly Innocent) aphers and ‘Their wilch there te no diserimtn “dems & valmasat” end Bow femkin.| a the matter with setting 1B #| wa on draw. by. & terilized ‘horse, / jtainly is a very Ke eed 0 jonality, each ha: . nice barroom in Sing Bing sbtodly © often seen those Visitors under the Osborne regime, and that these arms are now so-| “How? Who with? Wnon? Oh, 1{much as no one arts portunity for education and “pre.| ‘an't you modify that order and let) si) jnust be & disappor ating Job te) Jaod horses eating sterilized cate ; ‘ iis : 3 4 age nd hatred as much as & Jowish em. Paredness for business work me in on the chord?’ handle the convicts who are sé « sterilized nose bag when you ereted in various hiding places within the walls, we shall have another /¥8¥# #Ail that man"— began Mrs ane eee eh, In the atenography schools, the col-| sar" Pettibone laughed ly. Hop Sing Sing prison from this city. Mr bound for the subway or the proof of how dangerous prison reform can be when left to enthusiaam er, °MeerY ] | | | | Ma wir Ce ahh shrist s—everywhere in fa ‘1 Osborne says that the six men wh? “L" in the morning, and the eteriMsed ‘A girl Gf she is a Christian) who y ° et in the tem- Caria 1 : | “The man's all right,” replied Mr.| would apply for a mn ina Jew. | les of learning, equal chance is given | Daya the bass drum and naturally he|),..¢ yt Thursday went away b wause driver has undoubtedly awakened | without correctives. J inte: ine’ hae pel sh cohcern as a st ipher would © acquire the knowledge necessary | could not put the Instrument to his!they weren't getting square you, at daylight in the morning, as | } ; egg etal raging oa cianguad tight Ut of ten be refused {in the work-a-day world Ll es ment. Mr. Osborne admits that be he ‘has awakened everybody else im | The late Warden characteristically lava part of the blame for | 20% $8 trouble with, why, isn't be u| | a ile iat writen ier tanin | iheeatne shenld sblata orhen that . Hop.” replied the leader, | treated tho convicts squarely while he New York, hurling sterilized ema | these newest escapes upon the harsh attitud |married man? He's in trouble with Py! Kn for I have jearned |@ducation ia to be put to use SH) PR OP -| Was Warden and yet they made their bottles into sterilized crates wi } pes upon the harsh attitude of the State Prison! hie wite, of course,” through e nee |_The Jew has to pay taxes for the, “The order le amended eo that youliiitie old getaways right along. With) such acouracy that he ge euthorities at Albany in insisting that the more dangerous classes| ‘And he could be in trouble worse; “If there ia any doubt about what maintenance Of thee chools aa wail| can contribute some of your best convicts, HA eee et helen bottle bit every other bottle every ‘ fi | ” > pee I have written let a Christian girl) 49% the Gentile © has to I the flourish,” where th wh alo ) of convicts be kept at all times inside the prison walls, In fact we than that, id Mrs, Jarr. “But tell apply to any Jewish c 4 Yh college course in [ike petond for me | Eo Lea the band blared forth a|ment and running away fee eee i ‘In ieee Nenemcunteee way mi- \ : me about It! ompany. iho t i| ‘To maintain thi ‘equality | they are not getting squirn treatinent,) tons of folks tn wn grow | almost gather from dark hints here and there that Sing Sing may| «we, replied Mr. Jarr, “the otner{aulekin find outs ee ee AMe MN Tithe education and feet ty | chord and a door flew open. Thore,|tnis question arises: What sort of|to sturdy manhood and womanh ; } yr ° * ner “4 . < 7 ‘ « ant? ont . | refuse to consider itself a prison unless assured the Osborne system | night his wife told him she was gol per iverh Me cevgra, vente Ok0eei>| Geka ORES I> Eaking 1 Oe man 1e| Greed 10 @ beatiful gown of robin: trs ee < Fe MA scout tha Sh ane ay, coer one ae ea: ye } ‘ , id him she SB ence in cloak and it houses and) fundamentally wrong. -blue, stood El'abelle Mae Doo-| “I “to: yg, 3 4 , . | is to remain untouched! to see her sister and stay nt |} found very few Christan gitis| ‘There is still something lacking i| tittle MS ee aie the hail, {Rew Warden of ne Bue Urey one] Restacslaakt bastion Ma eed | i > politica e igtin thetr oMeces, I also know the, the citixenry in euch free ‘ 3 “lis an advocate o! nomas Mo! s- | pa c ‘ Can it ever be part of any rational prisot syatem to encourage in Bo ane * litical fri nda of fie } In thele py ae know lipee etn carbene Nannie prelude 4 Miss Doolittle keld up one hand lhorne'a policy of allowing the con-! oranges, pasteurized oniens and pas- | eeavicts the’ belief that they are within the rh ib FOOSE I Lee ee RE EA tf to this girl that some| the detriment of another citizen My dear friends.” he began, “I)victs to take the air avery time they |teurized watermelons?’ } nin their rights in forcibly resist-| given by the Gentlemen's Sona of the |... 18 feeling 19 on the other side’| Speed the day when the preadhing have written a little rhyme about you, | feel the need of city life or a i“ rH ? ? i t fa ke the: yy wD econd ird—only to k on for al as o “brotherhoo: ni : it it feature the escapes and rais ing prison rules that fail to strike them as “suitable"? Nobody wants — be rd are) weal td i eevee eres tpg ol ntUR tate aie, Wil ac=| Lend me your collective ear and 1 Se eet eecine Mutual Welfare League, j Btrange Bilenes, } to see the benefits of humanitarian prison management interfered tt’ %* '¥% ef cou ~ : sia jread it soft and lowly.” [For instance, ho could inake every | 3 3 i Sing Sing. Bat i » become nece i " Oh, of course!" sneered Mrs. Jarr Sen ops Then, as every member of the Cor- | third Thursday in the month ‘Escape eae in ue eo With at Sing Sing. But it may become necessary for the State to|"Well, what happened? He got in a 4 woman's work, grave sire, te never dow | nets ‘listened attentively, the wooea | Bay? ee ee raaek aT that’ tna aant ee take a fresh start by going back to the proposition that a prison is a| mht over @ girl, innocently, of ar ere TET IO TY Tae Ye ——" | poetens read as follows Hom aig Prison ip admirably suited Chi duttesies ‘ “ land had a goo 4 y 1 ¥ § s : . Cage rag’ place of punishment—in which confinement and discipline still play |eourse? the same! Fepiied Mrs, sare,| het Parmer! for an audience attracted by adver-| President Wilson aroused a great ry part | “Now, who's telling this? asked| “At a ball of that kind? questioned |They'll wear your things every ing * and tleements stating, for example, that| many persons to violent resentment.” Mr. Jarr. “Rafferty had been there | the amazed Mr. Jarr chance they get.” Dent Kes, T ain’ here 1 erect you, three murderers, four bank robbers,| | "Sure," sald the laundry mas, “A PSEC RNGE EES om lou 7 4 “Certainly,” ‘replied Mra. Jarr.| "Mr. Rafferty was arrested for| With wal would pick mo bode? two amiable guys sentenced to twenty | ‘stlent protest’ on the part of the fe- | Mttle while—1 told you he was with| wi. \t was HE doing at a ball of|ereating a disturbances Continiged | Pacem weauetl tte tune, | years apiece for assault with intent | male sex, individually or collect Svowing end Fr in ml some prominent politicians and they |tyat kind?" Mr, Jarr, “and 90 was the cook." . oa }to kill, and @ mere boy of twonty-|ain't natural. I repeat ® alt IRE ADS PROS DE 18 Tinols-Headling. all had put on masks, just to be Well,” went on Mr. Jarr, ner-| “Well, "why should that make him | Mpiister's cull. Teeney, Récketts, oatan Fearg Who sabhed hig Soiher ested” Funny. Mr. Hughes is resting right here in New York | friendly~-when, whom do you think usly, “poor Ratferty was in a ter-| telephone for you?” aeked Mrs, Jarr; | sme *nCit oe vapa's saat re lhe — —— — and the other one is way out West | aah cae floor? way. He never took his eyes! “it's ali explained, isn't i?" |S And he sat and jut 4 \@ p ancien a Magli ea ig Rafferty saw on ¢ he dancing Noor Ay er, She was one of the gayest) “To the satisfaction of everybody | oF. af vert beet te eanene To- Day’s Anniv ersar Hi | S} —- ———-——~ | “Who was it?” asked Mrs. Jarr, all But when he saw her part-|but Mrs, Rafferty,” replied Mr. Jarr.| wheseter sou have’ tune stu can't play wall, : y : ’ ~ ary Ma “You se. he : ae enmie the Stialeane. . its From Sharp Wits excitement, isa her You seo-—hem—you see, she insisia | Vie crea “She onl did that to show Raf-| that Kaffe: y_and the cook went to. One thing about the movies is) ing disconc | “Why, Mrs, Rafferty!” said M perenne nnn ‘Tho bandmen understood the ref-| i a A. EDISON'S employees, bulb by running @ current of elegtrie.. ? y she knew he was there! I say| gether; that he knew the cook wors|erence to the Smaltz family, Jere-| will celebrate to-day in honor|!ty through tt. ‘That was the bi pat gow finds it neces Vie diemange" | sare. “She was masked, of course, | ano acted japlendilly. 4 have dono her things that he got in’w fight Ota set onns ealdt ative Daclitee of their chief, 1f they cling to|of the electric ight, ne biriday Mu e er dis 4 | Mealy, F I. th Ings | o: ‘ celebrate to-mot ve Where Willie is,—Seattle Post-Lntelli-| When street car men fall out honest | ven ns, Wrens and by Bon Hamond |™inatterty couldn't stand it any] of poor Mr, Rafferty,” said Mrs, Jatr | At tho conclusion of the reading of|twenty-first of October has been obs | Sirenaage oe Torres the Sirseignme 7 ete flivvers get their dues—Boston Tra. (earrings, ‘The blow most killed! more, He umn 1 up to her. and | "Why. it's breposteroust ll go right |the rhyme Hop Erskin arose and | served with “high Jinks” by all of|born at Dolzlg on Oot Bucs ae seript him,” started to drag her out,” said r. over and talk to Mrs, Rafferty,” | sugmested three cheers for Miss Doo- h ventor | daughte a When reading the weekly s 8 he had as much right to be there |Jarr. ‘Hhe screamed, and there was| “That's what I sald you'd do.” tn-|iittie, She Immediately held up one|thoxe associated with the inventor | dais re ie TT) Frederioe of nce of colleges during th After it im too late to take it good|. ene aa Me ere yan awful row, during which her mask) terjected Mr, Jarr, “and I said you| hand “Edison Day,” as this date has come ate, Beason one should alwa udvice iy appreciated. Albany Jour. | M# he had!" remarked Mrs, Jarr, “E}¢c\) off, and, what do you think? [t| wouldn't bglieve sich a thing of me." Fas dank aie Gath, Mi hc len ba anlcce. lb cot ek kk ha — os Seales: receiving the impre mnt nal. ladmire her spirit. I know fust how) wasn't Mra, Rafferty It was thelr ow 1 Won't know whether 1 would serve no eredit for thus assisting | ine Alactical’ wisard, Hut it con HE life insurance agent hae been Temular clussroom work hag be 4 ate if: ° wa Sine ol [it was, She found out he was going. | nook, with Mrs. Katterty's best dress ar not remarked | in dare olay, such. great organization as Tel | eee enat pipes busy, Canedian ana Cage ea 4 off } unde ho | oly don't say he wee taken there at) ion) 1 Mrs. Jarr in a disap-| Mi: r sighed, and then remem-| “She then bowed and retired grace-|achlevement, It was on Oct. 2, 1879, companies have 42,426,000 ped~ Young wives, in baking n setting his + n-law | the last minute by friends, She found ted tone | bered that in his own home no hus- | fully that Rdison supcse aA so making Al icles. io force, representing $32.73. m@hould lay aside thew rings, as 1 feeL—Indianupolis Star, out he was going, and she went, too, Weren't ¥@w surprised to hear! band inspireth confidence, All were pleased, carbon dlament glow tuside of « glass | 000,000, ne |