The evening world. Newspaper, October 20, 1916, Page 24

<a ~ ToT TRS eT ire + OTe pear rees ene oN SESE LC LN PRON RS CR nn cree - ABOUT i Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY HE LAMBS’ CLUB Le Nual election of officer day afternoon and last night at the organization's temporary head- quarters, Keen's Chop H Forty-Fourth Street. But one ticket was offered the membhy Courtleigh was re-ele and now begins his fourth term in that office. Irvin 8. Cobb was chosen as Boy; Henry Sinith is the new Treasurer; George V. Hobart was re Mected Correspond rg Se Win Milton Royle wos Sézye as Recording Secrotary Qrant Stewart was elected Librarian. | Nine members of tse Council were namely, Joseph HK. Grimmer, ro litern, award Ellis, De Wolf per, Percy G. Williems, Malcolm Williams, James ©. Meighan, Samuel | B. Hamburger and Josaph 8. Buhier. | Shepherd Courtleigh stated that the eiub would return to ite reconstructed elub house in West Forty-fourth Street in two or three weeks. When the work of moving is over a big din- ner for members only will be heid. Tne Lambs’ Club, by the » has been in existence forty-two years. Mr. 3 Courtlsigh ie the thirteenth Shepherd. THE RIGHT TITLE. imteresta, was approached by a man yesterday who banded him the manu- eoript of a song. “I want you to publish that,” eatd the man. ‘It's a song written by my Gaughter.” Mr. Cohen glanced the song over. “It bears no title,” be sald. “Wh its name?" “‘She Shouldn’S Have Done ft," replied the man. “That's the proper title,” said Mr. Cohen, as he handed the manuscript back, PINK HAVE WEARS OFF. Ararves (Pink) Hayes of the Selwyn offices has sworn off on playing cards. The other morning he arrived at home very much put out. When con- fronted by his wide he admitted he had been in a friendly little game of draw. “And ~~?" queried Mrs, Hayes, “Fifty out!” he grunted. ‘The next afternoon Mrs. Hayes ap- peared before her husband in a fine new gown, Pink looked it over| closely, “And ——~?" he asked, “Iifty dollars!” said. Mrs. Hayes. Whereupon Pink understood and aid ro more, i) BY WAY OF DIVERSION. TR sing of tho tatlor—the shrewd | Uttle tailor, who presses my clothes) in hig two by four shop. His speed in his work iy like that of a snail, or Perhaps like the speed of a big, lazy | cop. Ho takes my Tuxedo énd tells me he'll press it aud have it back home as the c striking six. It comes the nex conféss it, I raji and accuse him of all sorts of tricks. A button needs) sewing and plainly I show it. | ask} him to fix it before it is lost, He sees that it's looso and he's happy to know it. And then on his arm my. Tuxedo te toased. The suit is retuPned, as{ 1 above I've related, next morning long after the break of dawn. It's then that I rail, as I've already stated, and, as for the button—the darn thing @ie gone. Oh, tallor—oh, tailor! You're sure @ goat-getter. You make me lose weight through sheer anger, you do. You swear you'll reform and you say you'll do better and then you for- get it. You know this ts true. If there were a land where no tallora wer needed, I'd pull up my stakes and I'd move there, I would. I long for the time when wo'll all live just beaded, co ever comes, say—I'll bet you'll SHE HADN'T HEARD OF HIM. B. D. g says ho always thought he wan Widely known a8 a v ville jucer, but he learned y: day that there are people who never _ comic PA T Fvenind World Daily Magazine [ow S'MATTER, POP?” Evidently Little Johnny Played the Part of a Modern Casabianca! day and, I'll have to| oHNNY CAN'T | LS (Come OVER AN’) \ PLAY witd f me -~——_ —77 & Her Tost ONgTHE FLOOR Tite THe COMPANY Goes tome No sik. THere 13 A HOLE IN HIS MA's CARPET +e Her SIT ON IT So THe Sat ey, WON'T! = HENRY HASENPFEFFER : { NROGINE Me Baur cometeanr's ZEURTD By Vicat ( ALL RIGHT Now AYEL — “THar's ‘IT - - Good - HEY FLooey ! quick! oe | eee ne A EED UP ANEL BRING ME WUN MATCH! ay Sop veN at Ye Praae Puwiiering Co OM. T Mventng Werte ) aossiP. She fee very promising 1yF10 @0- | gewweeenennne nnn ann AANA AAA AAA AAA AAA ‘The orchestra used by Maud Allan, | Prano. TIL pRUPNING IVORTD’S. . ° TONDIUCTED RY FLPANOPR COHORED wie dancer ons her Kanon weet |? ila Artur tas eomoeet traire) | THE EVENING WOREDS Kiddie Klub Korner CONDUCTED BY ELEANOR SCHORER .. and two opera singers for her forth-| ¢ , aeny First has a new playlet called Riko twas written by coming production of "Beremonda.” dinatncannnacannnaannnennenrant oer roo | rr, te = Pi Bainter “Arms an 6 PATA? DT UARIAnS , . " ms - - : 9 * , . ae sibee Deux Gtodkes.” « one-act play, | Giri" will be &, quest of honor at the}? COUSIN ELEANOR'S 4 ‘ ? ’ sagats Wonder Story Contest wil acted at\the Garrick next | meeting of the Theatre Club Tuesday “KLUB KOLUMN ; nie se . oh a { week in addition to "Ls Pollu." ‘That boy Louls Rosenberg had a thought yostefday, It was that An- ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, afternoon at the Hotel Astor. 5 4 L, my de@r little cousins, how do you like getting back City" nati “Y ei A oe ping to write for the K. ie Gar, Kilt ibewbery are invited to. belp heard of him. Evelyn Alice Bonnett called at his office to discuss an en- aan. She said ber stage namo 7, Beot “If we come to terms,” said Mr. * bill you Mi: professional reputi ine tt,” she protested, “I never heard of you,” sald Mr. “And,” the youne wAnan retorte: “until to-day I never heard of you Mr Berg engaged her just the same. Then he had a pointed discus. mon with bis press agent, Edward (This story is printed here to bel Mr. Hatch ov P MY GRACIOUS! I NEVER. KNEW MR. JONES SOLD NAME IN -TiE PAPER . nette Kellermain's costumes tn “A] R. S.—It was “Wars of the World.” a 4 . Daughter of the Gods," must have) schechter—No space bere for biog- to school? I surely expected | BZ ZZ Z ‘ > q D vig ate, MESON cael, "ene a ee been designed by Hepner. raphies. to hear about it from you by this f é Ae ie a: yy wouders’ yoni ‘ran ery then ‘write ther b Lydia Ferguson, © pupil of Mme.| Brooks —That organization seems to! t/.6 put you have no Written. Prob- ‘ , i “hay tS bot hay Yvette Guilbert, will sing have disappeared. ably you are too busy studying. J century and R. P.—-We have neo right to give hope 80. {sie as th you that address, Phope that all my cousins are care- Matilda Martin, ninety-four years FOOLISHMENT. | ful and conscientious about prepaing young, of Allentown, Pa, saw. her 'm tring to think of « rhyme thelr lesson tah: the. different |e vane Me firat stage performance" yesterday {iF Waintocte ep Dious’s Ie ere tne, great, interest in all. the different 8 vare How, when she attended the Hippodrome. {ene went come to th . |studi@, because they will be glad o Well, T never!” said sho, "Don’t it 1 bope sui! excuse me tls time, | Raving done eo waen they gy P| , : eat all, the way folks out capers ——— in mS ‘ hi what a really splendid, useful thing nowadays? FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, | what a really Sriii the studies you Your Health Tlorenoo McManus, wife of George| ‘Walter, bring me some intoxicated r eManus, ‘wi ; ier, ve been taught at echool will help MeManus, tho cartoonist, will make | oysters. you tn everything that you attempt IRS set out to do Ae war eau be sen: LITTLE LIVES By Jack Callahan ¢ sere rp 2,0" aoa RA ARAAAAAAA AAA RNAA AA AAA AAA ANAARAAAAAAARNAAAARAANAAAAA ANS) ’ her debut Un opera to-night with the em pardon, str, but what eort are| YOU, a a. orn Company at the Academy of Ithem, air?” va the boys 0 are in- Music, Brooklyn, in “La Boheme." “Stewed,” PB rt the Daye ond eta clans wil 8) fet be able to accomplish what they demands cleanliness of both body and clothes. VAN’S NORUB makes ' ALL your clothes sanitary, | Ap sweet-smelling and hygien- ically clean, yet requires No Rubbing lt would make nie glad to know that you aro all making the best of your school days. The best in fun Ae ee eae that, gamer keation ia Now when ‘ho farmer was looking | one or two cold nights when the lamb an : § uo next day and Dash, . And @& soon aa the | | & 10c 4 Sao ane tt Sty a ives WHEN BEDTIME | ge Sey is neat Gay Sed Dea | ran rr gua An mene |e & 100 ie ‘ost Hi ® » 4 dog, wi these things free of charge like you Nc oe 1 Taba are. In many lands they are only for COMES. around, he noticed that one lamb was ba-bana. i the wealthy to enjoy. Here all may “"Mhis lamb 4s sick,” eatd the farmer. | bounded on the chairs and off ggain, have them. And when you grow up | And Dash gave a low whining cry as|and when the farmer took the lamb, and realize just what learning means,| By Mary Graham Bonner. | though to say: back to the fold where her mother| you will first know how t» be thanks | “co signe. 101, by The Preas Pubiiahing Om, ck, master, what can we do?” | was, Dash went aloug, barking and| | Sick. Then how Dash sumned about! ful enough thet you were one of Nt Yoek Venits Wartk t “She ie alivering,’ sald the farmer, | leaping with joy! Uncle Bam's own kiddies, and will The Sick Lamb wale MA SOITSCMY COVE eat Chichen - | first know @ow to thank him for his J Lamb, ave tage her ib by foe kiana generosity and be glad that you took RS. WHITE WOOL SHEEP’S| up.” So the farmer lifted the lamb | N | advantage of his Rreat 5 ad Httle baby lamb was ll, Oh,|Up in his arms and Dash ran along | ever Se Oap Oe she was a Very aick little lamb, | bide. | ; , “T hall make this lamb well for @| indeed, and Mrs. White Wool Sheep| ,,..1 Span mate tnt Dash C. him.| Many women look yegra too old b How to Join the Klub. f | ai¢ not en Tad Te eee | self, and when the lamb was put they wash their facea with #0 senannanoonnnmmnoconnnnahiniil sore whivered with fear, and the lamb) down near the kitchen stove in the ps contain caustic, which dries j » ered as though with cold, farm house, Dash stood beside her|and ages the skin; it robs the skin of, UDUBON ALLAOOM im TIP out sx pin coupons) She can't be oold,” bleated Mrs.|jicking her ears and her head and | jt» natural oils, encouraging wrinkles, | Broadway, Cor. 166th St, * / ‘a Like the one below printed | White Wool to herself, “It's hot | her fe |*crow'a feet" and sallowness. A spe: i , Wednesd a | shivered and looked at her her Br ornee Mo "But still the mth | ! Re erate | weet Mb) All that night the lamb was very sick.) stist has Just perfected w new cleans | t: with great, pleading cyes im uy ing preparation that you yse with warm DA N C I N G fe mother,” her eyes seemed | oor. warm™ tmilk and |water and @ face cath Te nourtehes | « Y n \ “Ito pay. “Will I ever, ever get well| get he shawl But Dash waa al-| While cleansing and 1a ap astringent ; and be able to frisk about like the Ls Aa ‘and with his pawa he man. | treatment for wrinkles, “erow's toot" | AFTERNOONS—NIGHTS i yn other lambs?" F aged t and enlarged pores. It is called Creme | if Youn AppR Ang Mri rie at we] Loken ather) But in the morning th L'Ame (La-may), If keeps the com- at eee ey, | darlin an, sald, 80, hope ao, | better, and the farmer then knew that | ptexton in perfect enpdition, meistain. By ale SN a com vi moe aaasocinocaeascaiccsammcad PT Rp eri Magee Nga | {00-INSTRUCTORS-100 =), gy AU ‘A COOD TIME WAS HAD € THOSE PRESENT WER! AMONG THOSE re. THE MISSES wail you 4 certificate iver | @ berahi p . me .AND MES su, {ia fie “thestote shen abore hae fit’ ) ; r\ ” scription ts deal for message and ts an ‘Admission, 25e, Wieludes $ Dances Crag. 10m PREYER, MB eae SMF Dickey and Dot in the Wonder City |] estat thin toot ana’ oni: "ie also if Mamata 26, Waite} Dane GoReeL. AND MR. JONES , PIN COUPON A NEW SERIES OF STORIES WRITTEN FROM Riker’s and tocal druggists sell « special OTR oe ade BUD ee ta IDEAS CONTRIBUTED BY KIDDIE KLUB MEMBERS size for only 26e. If you really want «_ EGON MARWIG, Dancing 1 EVENING WORLD | i sree rep BY» marl cv Mage , Dancing aster “KIDDIE KLUB” Will Begin in This Klub Korner Monday _ {with ths cream, pronounced Lacmager| \XT=LEFHONE AUDUMON 384, dave .