The evening world. Newspaper, October 19, 1916, Page 16

a cease a ee eee nn } | comre wace Evening World Daily Magazine a “S’MATTER, POP?’ + +We “Suspect V Willie’s Mother Would Have “Awked” Louder Than His “Pop” Did! ABOUT Plays and ‘oP I'D Lite To HAVE A CENT To Buy. A C MOUSE FROM OMMY WASHTURN Players By BIDE DUDLEY 3/ HF illness of Joseph Brooks has TI caused him to abandon any} further active participation in theatrical producing, temporarily at) Jeast. To-day Wallace Ham, who has} been Mr. Brooke's assistant manager | &nd press representative for a year| or more, goes to the Jobn D, Williams | forces and will be with Richard Ben- | nett in “Zack.” Last Saturday night | the latest of the Brooks productions, “What's Your Husband Doing?"| Closed at the Blackstone, Chicago, after an engagement of three weeks | @t that house. Its two stars, Maclyn Arbuckle and Thomas W. ) are) fm New York planning other work. Mr, Koss may acquire the ri “What's Your Husband Doing star in it alone on tour, Mr, Arbuckle may take the stump and do some may take tne stump and owe! HENRY HASENPFEFFER cording tu Hddie Cooke, wa manager of the compan. play | ~ taken off at the su on of BY “TH WAY meen ) Never! i. Brooks's legal advisers while it] : ‘ Was making money. MY “VAILOR® witt ZZ Mr, Brooks is a partner with Kiaw | BE HERE IN & Erlanger in the forthcoming re- vival of “iien Hur.” It ts understood Kiaw & Erlanger will look after this Production. Jt was Mr. Brooks who | Was to produce the rewritten “Father and the Boys, bh W, He Crane as the star, Wha is to happen to this plan bas not been announced but it is certain Mr. Brooks will not do any more producing until his} health is regained, his physicias has prescribed absolute rest) and) quiet for werks to come. Is (tT rn oar) rn oar) CAT? Cony tent, THE Prone Wulinainz eu (NY Meaning Wands é Hex WM “1S WAT Mi ~EVE ~ CERTAINLY NoT ! PREPARING AN OPERETTA, The Messrs. Pp rehe. Vienn ner © nd Edinund Eysiler. Tt will be ff presented out of the city about Nov. 1 BY WAY OF DIVERSION. If you have sunshine in your heart, don't keep it—pass it wound. To those who need it give a part, Don't | keep it-—pass it round. It wasn't FLOOEY mado aio for you. iC your, of 7 AND AXEL Axel Is Familiar With Only One Variety of Gloves! on “eta ous Real eae + Now AXEL, THis NEXT aoe pass it round, Real sunshine is a_ . fe ti RIVAL IN “THE FACE. WITH 8 AY SCE — EXCUSE ME YuST je. Don't % ga yg J ALWAYS AT THE LAST Swill Nelp. the other’ fellow Pot YourGtoves' corso 7 > xorsoF eer! Now war! VUN MINNIT PLEASE. — MOMENT HE HAS To Go *twill rid his system of its bile; ‘twill | PEP AW ACTION SEE? AY VILL Go “To MY AND GET SOMETHING Fout the blues in handy style. Don't keep it—pass it round. You'll find you, have enough to spare. Don't keep it-- ‘pass it round, It's something ev'ryone | Bhould share. Don't keep it—pass it! round. By splitting up your sun- shine store you'll lighten loads for| those heartsore. Say, if you've found this rhyme a bore, visit some theatre or take an automobile ride and for- get it an ioe ea DRESSING, ROOM AN'GET n } DAs: @toves! EVER SINCE VE “hats wim —> BEEN LIKE THAT KNOWN Him! GOLD DOESN'T GO. The Winter Garden management has issued an order barring giils gold teeth from the chorus of Bhow qf Wonders,” which ts soon to open at the big Fiftieth Street play house, because gol in the mouth is considered 1.” Whoever heant of | anybody cing the mouth of a Winter Garden chorus girl? Jealous of M. attempt at po Wor BYE* S Pose a FoR oipellhord there sordbot AA, tei ae ¢ uid ie i "he iy i VELL - BRING ON DAS Rival AN’ VE VILL GeT Busy !! to be Murdock I yerton of the Hip-! rome, has figured out a poem to Mowa, poor xitl, and bas shot 't|. Joseph Parsons has Jo olned the Hip- | @ down tous. Y ndivided attention, POdrome show to sing a new song Please, dear rea galled “Hella, I've Been Looking for ou thes to" Ivan Kagan of the Orpheum Stock y % oklyn, led the at a ball : ‘ [ Pop's car, rolling the he ple ated by Fritz ford and Aln la on What's the 1 P. 5.—Pavlowa, as might be suspect- | meenery When you b e@, is an exceedingly good-natured) Li person SCENERY MODELS ARRIVE. | here in the U, 8. RS, A (slyly) —Wouldn’t you think that Mrs, Mitt was jeal- ous of her husband, though— insisting on sitting in front with him? 1 was looking forward to that myself, Ma (hastily) —I'm very nervous and I ike to watch the road, espectally since we had that little mix-up last week. Mrs. A (eagerly)—The reason I Boparissnt it is said, a them on icion that they might be me something else of that ‘mat| THE WRONG SHOW FoR RATS. | of} ‘The rat that appeared at the opera | meoounta. for ed them, whi y Meehan Rouse last might and almost broke up| |HERE WE HAVE A CLOSE UP OF SHE CAN READ A NOVEL AND THE BARGAIN COUNTER RUSH IS A wanted to sit there was Decause as eensors Jay night. A play called “Phe| [AGNES THE PHONE MANIPULATOR oF |OPERATE HER BOARD AT THE SAME — | JOKE COMPARED WITH THE CROWD THAT | |Iong as no one else knows where is due that evening —Kearny TIME WITHOUT LOSING TRACK OF THE HERO this partioular place is I thought I INSIST ON FOUR ACTS, Record THE HOTEL CRASHUM- BESIEGES HER BOARD- Over at the People's Theatre, on " could give Mr. Mitt the directions Se Bowers, where plays are “pree| FOOLISHMENT. | YES! BR-R-RON-NI¥ ,THR-R-REE, on and-— fists on whether the | Ai fi | FI-OF , NI-ON - 4 7 Sa TRIER: rigs selina) roduct y oO not, _ 4 ra When award id fii equealing. Mrs. B (gushingly)--Do tell us A. Re vin the has the more about it, dear, It's perfectly and “ad FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, troupe come on the fascinating, from what you say. Mb" for fifteen \ 48 a fourth| Brown—My better half is pe GAS AND HIT |"Mra. A. (launching Into t)—Well, act i # worth| for an artist jas I sald before, there's absolutely no A ONE-WAY STREET! attempt at style--just ordinary blue . china—ond no music, or dancing or anything. | Mrs. (leading her on)—And yet | people flock there, don't they? |) Mrs. A (with emphasis)-—Do they! | well, Jacques told me himself that Bluck--A model wife, eb? Facts Not Worth Knowing ; jy Arthur Baer day, It's the food, my dear—the food |!¥ a dream! Mrs, B. (vitally Interested)—Go on; |tell ux about It. I'm awfully hungry. Mrs. A (taking a long breath) Well, there are potatoes Jac ng Whe Veme Mubidahing Oo, (The New York Evening Work: y Le NTISTS figure that @ slow sleeper sleeps just as much ax a fast sleeper in eight hours. SHE ALWAYS KEEPS HER PHONE SHE HAS A VOCABULA THAT MAKES A REFERENCE CARD IN PERFECT at CHEWING GUM NEVER HAMPERS PROFOUND IMPRESSION ON ALL HER TH-R-R-REES, FI-OFS (FINES) Pop's Mutual Motor By Alma Woodward Covpright, 1910, by The Preas Publishing Co. (The New York ¢ ing World), 4 orgotten what It ou remarked that ¢\ it required a lot of nerve for a man “® like Jacques to-—- Mrs, A (sweetly) —Why, the faot ts tifat there is no menu and no prices. 1 said th though it fs done some on the it is not the usual 1 remember how ore che when the ting mattre d'hotel came up with his cute pad and penell and sald: “Eh bien! What it is you will have?" Mrs. B (supplementing)—And then you said it was so lovely, at the end of the meal, when Jacques himself insisted upon you all having @ cordial on him and-—— Pop (shortly, from the front)— What was the check? Mrs. A (hesitating)—For what we had it wasn't exorbitant, I thing it came to about $5.40 a head, but my goodness, we had guinea hen and—— Pop (aloud)—Jacques could afferd to blow to a couple of contials (to Ma), You know that moleskin goat you tried to inveigle me into last week? The one I refused to buy? ee {that we can have about a two-hour |he turned away ninety cars last Sun- | ~ In covering one mile a prasshopper gets 234,82 hops out of his system,| LAND NI-ONS CNINES) ORDER. THE BELL HOPs - done with apples, bananas and orange ss \ . 35 7 sauce, Mm! SOME good! Then ®he most enteridining feat . / v OH NO GEORGE , \'4 NOT AT i |there are pancakes Suzette, made tn ing feature about 4 new graphophone recently placed iy, 5 ALL BUSY. WHAT WERE xe a chafing dish with boiling rum On the market is the fact that it is really a bread bor in disguise | YOU SAYING? i sauce poured over them and—— : g | Mrs, B (shrilly)--Oh, stop, stop—| . a = my teeth are watering, Even the world's keenest men have ueen unable to decipher how a ALWAYS SEEMS aning forward confiden- | landlady can slice bread so thin without lasing a thumb » | tlalty)~ principal reason I want , ii + is because I , To FORGET THAT spe The average street ver atrap has 757,54.000 tenants « year . Mr. Mitt. [t's a pleasure to THE SWITCHBOARD ake you wnywhere, . on (between his teeth)—I suppose Silent shoe laces are now on sale in all the cities of the better sort, you know that I always have to pay WAS INSTALLED FoR the freight with this bunch, Do you Sawing off the legs of a dinner table makes the table lower and gives . a OF ER RARAYS Ont ie You more space between the ceiling and the dinner. This enables you te places are all about alike, ‘If we all | THE CONVENIENCE have a simple meal IT suppose it'll serve higher sandwiches th 4 iches than usual come to about $2 @ head. Anyhow, now that you've started you've got | torge through with it. SHE CAN EMBROIDER BEAUTIFULLY - Mountains in the Umpumpuz country are walk up four of ‘em at one time, Aa there are 4: 486, 222,000,000,000,000 of |THE WIRE AT THE SAME TIME NEVER. | about uit the Athan a rey a ht > the saving of time can be easti; eciate: | CAUSE. HER. To SKIP A STITCH. | Mre. A, thi re'wea int you men- ly appre id, oven by @ tourtdt, . ‘ toned 't! that struck me as D : Deing very Ma (quietly)—Yes, Pop (softly) —Well, when youre being robbed anyway you might as well keep the plunder in the family. If you can find a delicatessen store J ae breakdown in front of, the moleskin coat is yours, I never heard of @ delicatessen store on a road like this your ingenulty. And when ne kick off the spark and ‘ h e ouple of dozen things the matter wih the cylinders, Remem- ber you're working fora moleskin coat. © Ma (gleefully)—Leave it to me # a — , dear. 1) IN-HAND 1Scta. each, 6 for 90eta, I CQUETT, PEABODY & CO INC. M4 i b ~~ saw ’ i —=~ A