The evening world. Newspaper, September 29, 1916, Page 18

ee ee SL TED ST Tn “Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Friday. September 29, 1916 ne l''s*MATTER, POPL” There Was a Conflict Between Quantity and Capacity, and Capacity Lost! By C. M. Payne - ———_—— | Pl Weir Sin, iD VA | | FWet WHAT bo wis Yen nese ev) Ei ays and HAVE Ae Me Divner wr ™ ly oF AT!) wie V4 6 Pla ers | YAWANTED Ty . | Soy aT ear auty to | DIDNT Oar Aw THe y : - =. unned NO THAT Dining Weom Dine YA wane \ \ DINKER YA WANTED By BIDE DUDLEY. 7 wr Toirn,* a + os Ar ' pot at yod f. L& é VOM WARD of the 1, 0. Win ¥ ( : 4 ~ ' femeon Company, Lémtted, baa a ¢ . wf ‘ =e J { bough! (he Austraiian rights a“ b i fe three Moroses productions, "Up: | ) ‘ Pret 4 Dewe | . “Milee Me » ie H eee eren 4 production of of Bamed. “Ho Long, Letty,” ¢ Ny ) te © musical piers whieh poming to ™ : De Bhurert Theatre, New Tork, coon, Bae siresdy bod «run of twenty four 4 Weeks in Australia wader the Wil ; Mawon direction BY WAY OF DIVERSION : Which is the trate for Mumberiand e-the train for Miumberland? Why t rune on + Sl end Peaceful Moule ib ont Canyoa of oo 8 o . oust ave fo holee u ——— ea - — > oe - ot Ned and HENRY HASENPFERFER What's the Difference? They Were Both Empty! ; Slumberland —the ”R J “Ln, —————-—. 1? A little on T ASKED You « Tony “RY “ Be + ray and a thin cw ap sere L { FUNNY YeaTwean ! a WOT- ON “THAT ¢ : With his SUCRAT = Now witere ) Tru me weere J vey mee Daw DioRePutasre ) Qhead on the noiseleas track he sprin 2 V'GON' oP NV FLOATIN' “TO er ( ww Lookin’ HAT Si powsy sand, He rune the - sie Hour! *L 7) acl pee amt nt—the train for pitch tig we. ~y Blumberiand Whe takes the train - A Gar ba 4 Gor Biumberiand— the train for ‘Sven! fi ry . - beriand? The w nly epent the day a > eamman en when resem ANNETTE WAS TOO GABBY 1S A MAN WHO CAN MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH = An Just OY BEING NATURAL ~ YoU KNOW > a WITHOUT ALOT CF PAINT AND oft WHISKERS ETC -- ~ “Lee GET Te wea?, FINO) SS audience that she refused to quit talk was necessary for the to carry her off st re “Up Stairs and Dern © talk a ‘wake up ® who are slee " ae “s as ae Pe . Geonrer dy mreuruein FLOOEY AND AXEL If You Looked Like Axel You'd Probably Be Mad, Too! named Annette ten't In the fa Se ete be he oom igre TY SEE MEST COMEDIANS HAVE TO Mee ending co eraay Giptemats tn the fees ce pile HE WANTS “To SEE YOU a <a — A ACT A LCT WORE FUNNY! UNAT TUNEED LEADING COMEDIAN OF | IN PRIWATE SO MLA STICK “We. “FLICKER Fit CO. YGot a cHance TEE MORE FAMOUS THAN SIARLIE, CHAPLIN OR . FATTY ARBUCKLE AN PULL DOWN ONE OF THOSE | EXMOREITANT SALARIES? “She Itteraily talked herself out of © fod.” sald Mr. Barn ast night. ‘Wasn't that just like a woman? ACHARGER. | Anne Meredith, always ambitious be a circus rider, went over to the me yesterday and rode a white horse around a ring in the base- ment dressed tn tights, Understand we, please! The horse wasn't ta/ Ughta When she finished, Misa Mere- ith smiled in a pleased way. “Fred Stone, please write!” every word abe said. Gossip. Grace Van Studdiford bas returned New York from the West . Wik ©. Cariton will be im Anna) Reid's “Follow Me" Clarice Snyder, seven years old, ts to have a part in “Her So opened Stk Pinte Peahaone Oo OFT Bes Muriel Window ts retur Engiand, M. 5. Bentham has ar- ranged 4 Vaudeville tour for ber. Bina Munsey has gone into vaude Seen seuss" 1 @ THE NEW PLAYS e “Arms and the Girl” . Which town . Baving proniced Pleasing War Romance. ‘To celebrate the removal of the t i BY CHARLES DARNTON | THE EVENING WORLDS: Kiddie Klub Korner CONDUCTED_BY ELEANOR SCHORER | —_—_—— ear |} COUSIN ELEANOR'S i ; CONTRIBUTED BY \% “KLUB KOLUMN” { Zi KLUB KIDDIES $ eerennnannnnnnnnnnnnannn nner ee eoomticcsremacaccentaeaal JD geen KIDDIES: You have asked eo often whether little : fetends or sisters and brothers ing to cut Up to-might ® 2 y playwrights, This time Grant Stewart | who were too young to be active daa esavonn have prowiloes vo ce and Robert Baker have followed the Germans with “Arms and the | members might join this Kiddie Klub of ours. And to-day the mail brought | @Bance as audience iri.” the comedy at the Fulton Theatre that just escapes being a farce. | ie this itl verso asking the same oe ee cnt ep tte 0 OODLE VELLA GOLA DES AEE at (er eae . On theatres th | Emily Stevens, in “The Unchastened | Though it has no direct: bearing Woman,” will begin a Chicago rua] upon the war—thank heaven—this |, ight at the Princess, eee Chuvscanter, |PIAY Possesses something of the en- be like a gentleman, though wear- “s dress and bonne and Santi, aj trtaining quality naw's “Arms! 7 naseie puts the hero in a : Dee compas all: 0 dancer, will appearjand the Man” in the sense that it: “?'Ty TEN. You pity him and think 0 Pk EAT LIND BLOM. in the new “Midnight Frolic. takes an altogether romantic turn. as pegrned of mchariey's Avat” But . S34 Chagiaat Suwet, anne Amy Laah Dennis, ingenue, leaves A r as the comedy ts largely farcical in Yo-day to join the Morgan- Wallace | Ualike “Under Fi it does not aim its situations, almost anything may | stock company tn Sioux City, La to harrow the soul of the spectator 5° forgiven. The bride co her} The answer ts that “Girlle Adetine™| Charles Cherry otehkiss | with melodram: dents, tt tn] anGow on the tee tease SAR SW Sew & full-fedged Kiddie Knb) William Faversn. “Gettin aid impersonates the husband while yea Hees Pateranam will be the |® Pleasing war romance with Ameri-|;he German General and a lieutenant | meee Ava ep ‘wil 00 the @ Bubor. cans as its central figurea, Though look up amiably at the aijhouette |UPY tote be, Just as eoon as their/ history is being made day by day at T2® General, particularly, seoms to | sisters brothers, daddies, mothers or, ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. | present. even those of us whe do oUF payee shane Wited een Tama | Somebody else who loves them dearly R. P.—You can enter vaudeville at! best to keep up with It bave not for- arm and brought back to hia Bride | sends thelr coupons, My Kitty. any age if you've “got the goods, gotten the time when Americans WB° professes her willingness to darn | “My Brother ts too young to write Oh, bere Posey! BE. Giveon—Apply at (hat Arm's ; . a letter or a story or draw a picture,” aes. a ~ offices in person. Don't know where abroad found themseives in awk. "C,’ . sare | urttea one toma tele mata Sere hs a, ‘whey are. ward positions, ana} That does not matter, my dear, o 3 => rrryy In this case there might have been F nd unaf. | There are plenty of children of all R TI 4 Ph ve {ele FOOLISHMENT. BR gm age rigid ng gl gaged ~ ages who cannot write or draw things, THE POLITE CROCODILE FRIED THE EEL FO! IMMY, we es AF atin ct aca real ggg fs *S/ other good impression is made by | yet they enjoy membership in our ‘dq INE gweccrees bem. get met that-a lonely young American, Henry Vogel in the role of Gen. Kiaus,| Klub, They love to wear our pins, J ; 2s J i wes cs gra Shoe LS ature wes | Wilfred Ferrers, urges a Russian Indy © J. Malcolm Dunn serves well as | show their certificates and be counted | SLEEPYLAND STORIES By Uncle Bill bag tee Punting oe, vial, to dine with him at the Belgian tan . Ethel Intropittt hamong our cousins. wure I can't tell ny ey s ton foi * * Kiddie member who FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. |**re they are stopping, only to have ves mention ser, ber Sesollent | te Ne ES NAS S | copeeght, 1016, by The Prom Pustisting Oe, and pulled out a long, round thin fish. |what he did once when he was a bad Irishman (in drug store)—Oi want ak take vee x wave in his car and| nS and the Girl” ts an enter. | task before them. It ts to school and (The New York Brewing Wieat,) jim thought it was a worm, but Mr. | boy, } Bunk av soap ket away with the p t of @ girl! little play with a romantic | encourage the little one in the ides = Polite C 5 lait was a0 O01, “If a bad boy says, ‘E: +r Clerkh—-Will you bave it scented or} from Indiana who is as simple as they |apocal that Das ite Value in the| that before many more years he oF Mr. Snappum, the Polite Crocodile, Snappum said it was a : ¥ says, ‘Excuse mo; TU Unacented? D ne | theatre, af be sending in clever con- Tels Tim What H. “Would you like to eat it?" Mr,Rever do it again’ Timmy asked, Trishman-—Oi'!, take it wid me make ‘om in plays of this kind, Fer- - a 1s Tim t He Does Dacgoure ashes. ‘do you pop him just the same?” v rera, You may be sure, does everything the Kiddie Klub Korner, im his) power to help Ruth Sherwood, And what @ joy tt will Be to the and you may be almost equally be elder one wen the younger one’s first E day when Timbo was all politely, sald the Polite Crocodile tate that be to selaed a hie’ ah efforts are really printed! Hew i eo ha | So Mr. Snappum cut up the eel and against the rule to eat a boy who is me Sha) De is anaes ns 8 Sey by the proudly they can stand aside and say: jone in the wood ‘Wn! washed it in two pails of water and @orry. The best thing for a boy to do German advance guant because hehas| Margarita Fischer ts to appear on| “I taught baby to do that!” ered down to the picnic place ie © fried When he ts naughty is to hurry right passed &@ word or two with Olea Kar. | the acreen ih a Follicking play called| 1 shall watch our youngest cous- {put it om e Rot frying pan and over to his Munner and tell her he’ “Miss Jackys"” t's {uituar pro: | ins carefully and delight in thelr first |om the baak of the river, He saw &y gor three minutes. Then he served eres | 4, rah jor he'll duction, evements. he rocks, who do te. Timmy ate tt and dad again. fire between the and jft on a hot plate, Timmy | Tim thought about what the Polite, Albert Teltle has rasigned as Prest- COUSIN ELEANOR. \ rT ke fish and it nt of the Ideal Film Laboratory Pia ati you suppose was tending the fire? found that it tasted like fis! Orcandite Gaia ail the way bane. to Bad Boys. “Pd lke it very much,” said Timbo! “Not 1f he says It quickly enous! Your Health body VAN’S NORUB makes pevitoh, Olga’s tmpromptu joy-ride brings no pleasure to Wilfred, and the Jonty thing that saves him from being ot t t Con , » . delicious, While be was eating, r clothes sanitary, ot is Ruth's statement that he is mpany at Hudson Heights Tear Conain Fisanot: Racue me for ret | sister Snappum, the Polite Crocodile, was i aes and hygien- r fiance, Charles Urban of London wilt show | [uit “=* © 58 IT EIEN | im was afraid. He etarted tothe Polite Crocodile told him what) ¢ ft ically clean, yet reqtires The originality of ¢ ra goes} The Battle ef the Somme” at Wur- | © So"10 Buy Avenue, Long Inland City, ial |was what. ; B still further when Gen. Klaus puts aoe a be aNhae Kuests to-night os Hak Riserr L received my pen teat | DUFFY away, but Mr, Snappum sete) I'm very fond of bad boys,” sald f & | Rath and Wiltred to’ an ‘unexpected | Nee: tenets tree ty ree ten [oman eos! we Seiten’ SP 8 dim back, “You need not fear m&/ yr, snappum. “Good boys are very ® test by ordering the burgomaster to|of ‘Draw’ Egan” at the Rialto mext| *# Ceviteed Aram, Bn Uttle doy.” sald Mr Snappum, “de-|nice too, I suppose, but I'm not al- marry them, This ts done eo eud- that the astonished dridecroom No Rubbing 0 Deer © Reo: tom e boy, and I eat{lowed to touch them. It is agatnet Se rtitlam ‘Tooker, Herschel Mayan | ems iF oy Ki3Hs shaf"e."saicha Gy | cause vou are @ goed box, the Fula When a boy disobeys his and Alice Gail have returned to the : wewacax, jouly dad boys.” And jum to show tkes his Aunt Hatt or s one of the happlest ramarks tn | Wil : ove Aaya re Lh ay Munner cr etrikes his PP . William Fox acting forces ro ew B how good he would de, Mr, Snappum!i snama, or throws stones at Pale pedy when he spe of lt as Somebe called Pte! | MONO, ettan th Lane put on a nice, strong muzzle made |peter the Poor Peduler, or hurts the Raitt ple of Ge efficiency, T the Davil Wartteld of the screen 1 bh him. ‘Th ; Re ou have th o r on Wiliam A. Brady says the ttle is a . her and » When he had animals, teh him en my jaws oor sum you bay uth's fiance arriving on| Willian isa MAT MATTISON, jot leat se Po mbes in rotation N COUPON the ecene; but after being passed off | &°O% One Duckled it on Ton came over and sat open very wide and when they como]#s 5 nee teen Ge the Riedie ion PI In “The Man W " 4a | Brae Conny Benner as Rer chauffeur he pute UD @ Very| drinker goes Om me epren, homna His | gee TSE hy he tae Mah rem fer RB) Deaide him on the beach front and husties back to Paris, Identity and becomes @ Prohibition- Tour etresre, Fo in the mean time Wilired bas tried t UL Thais plot e-plenty, leat A? |e gp wes one eek TAROT Tees, together—pop!—you never see that) paing World, No, @ Park Row, New Yors || EVENING WORLD Mr, Snappum the Polite Crocodile|pad boy any more.” City, with @ note in which you mat “KIDDIE KLUB* threw o Dood and line intothe wates Zum was & Uitte afraid, He Boqw BOUB NAMA LOU AGB, TOUR ADDERS,