The evening world. Newspaper, September 27, 1916, Page 16

. ,uoUT and Plays Players | hy wet DEDELEY vey and broaohed ave aiven yo But by that pty air, Bam He Harrie © was talking ad ie theatres BY WAY OF DIVERSION Johnnie Me Fible smart whatever «He won't hardly friends any more. He “Hello er keeps mum. why Johnnie ts ehuin. street woere OMoer and then the poor | 0 gite through he! rowd and whistles ewell-headed tune, A cop ain't #o oh for a feller to know, but John je thinks diffrent, you eee The fe dead eure that his brain's gr in’ slow. He's nutty as nutty can Bome day when he gives us that |. haughty stuff we're goin’ to dim tn band and learn him 4 n by treatin’ him rough—a lee. | @on he'll sure understand. HE'D USE NO MONOLOGUE. Bamuel Hoffenstein, prese repre-| @entative for A. H. Woods, dropped | Wearily into a barber's chair yeater- day and indicated he wanted his hair cut. The barber was one of those talkative fellows who get the entire @an into the funny papers, “Well,” he began, “the Gi'nts sure! ed some ball! Looks like the war's quietin’ A bit. The strike situation at hurt our business much yet. How will you have it cut?* | “Without the monologue,” said Mr, Hoffenstein languid “Oh, don't worry “1 don't never use no strange toola— Just the scissors; that's all.” MADGE !8 HI8 IDOL. Philip B. Dooner, the No. 152 West Kine e id the barber, itement he sends a) Poem hot off griddle and dedi-! ated to Madge. He says that if) we'll print it he'll tell everybody in Bie bieck to read the “Plays and Play- @olumn. Since there is a bare! bility that there may be some! one in the ‘k who doesn't follow ‘us night slip the poem in. iT Oy Ay | there would be lght © Sate Spel let hs oe Sale as fel toes em very, very Ramey. | VODA GOT THE DOUGH. Gene Walter, hia secretary cook, Yoda, returned tly from tho woods of Wisconsin. here Mr. Walter wrote three pla camped far from a settlom their evenings hung heavy them until they began to play poker. Each night they'd have a game. Yoda Qt Gret didn't know how to play, but when the outing ended he wus $177 @head. His success peeved the play- wright and the sccretary aud they de- eided they'd get some of it back on train en route to Chicago. “We arranged to whipsaw him with Faleee and sort of play partners,” said . Walter. | “How did tt work?” and # was asked. \ "Yoda won $0 mor a i fred im," came the reply, Je Was too ky a card player for fhe.” BIG SIT DOWN! NOBODY'S PLAYING | THE NATIONAL It's a fine vn | HENRY ry i) ttin’ us) from his felicitations u: launchi; Springtime." pervising the est operetta, the rights to which Klaw & Erlanger have obtained, Charles Foster will the Hein “Merry Wives of Windgor.” | People. Lawrence Haynes, a tenor, has been added to the cast of the new “Mid- night Frolic.” Tom Lewis is the latest addition to} NsNt, and Craney's dog got the new Winter Garden show, now in| Was captured. preparation. tam Hodge in “Fixing Sister.” | ., FOOLISHMENT. Richard Temple haa succeeded Weide & be Seeteme on8 ni Clarence Harvey in the Zameeliua “a. lise torte ans role {n “The Girl from Brazil.” ! pre tabinn's Nee Cereea tay bat A dress rehearsal of the Riley play. “An Old Sweetheart of Mine” was) FROM THE C! TNUT TREE. given at the Garden Theatre last “Ireland bas the fastest growing y night, Geo open ™ MOMENTS IN YES, WHERE? THE ONLY METHOD By WHICH YOU CAN GAIN SWCESS IS By STUDYING. FELICITATIONS FOR K. A cable sent by Emmerich Kalman) aight Stockholm was received MoMt WHE Cofife Page of THE ‘MATTER, POP!” for Tra) od my yes can ! * waerew anette pa EVENING WORLD, Wednesdey. September 27, 1916 1 He Didn't Eat It, What Did Become of It? (rs Gown! Ry C. M. Payne ————« T3u7 Dip ya? — ~_ < Por _ oe | Wa ear THA Bee ad BAT THa dove, (ony on ~, ‘dey “Pur He + HOLe p~’ x Hoe dh ‘ a liv THe Doved wu) ee i ? ~~ a . HASENPRREEFEFER marten -y Laox ) 4 es Hen" hr Dorr Like TH Bustin 5 ( @eh WET CHANCE uP oF A HARD © ? av Got “O.8e A WinTeR P wor ARE / f Bvcce Ww J VIWARRMIN ‘POUT 7 LUT BAY 5 OUR SATURDAY 5 r “Pat ry 2 we by} ie of his operetta, “Miss| by John Willard. He ts in Stockholm eu-/ reduction of his new- he Caardas Princess,”| ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. bocker Butiding. Constant ask too much. T ha OF COURSE, THEY SHOULD. Grandpa Alec Wilson la his false teeth at the mil elt; Broadhurst bas decided to| = ” that eo? oh Man, Poor Man” at the “Yeo It's always Dublin.” LITTLE LIVES WHATS A MATER NUT, (S YER RVOBE@ HEELS ACTYVE ?. tu BET HE DON'T ENEN KNOW) HIM (4 MK tt _TY X0 __i._as . > . CMW ony Yan Fin Wand BY 2 { ware, te ~ eur ) 1 LEAN we WITH ANGTHER ) silica —— , rie & ( — Que ALL EVENIN' F rs (WALENTA DAGON (MAT ae CRARD TH ) ~-- hae — ee ‘si WES FS BOUGHT ° ( cet ) er c “per” PAu ) ( UPARTY “wey MEE | | f A W7 i res SP Cu TT aN fe oe aan Sunct veer th Qf A NEW (7/7 mover ) - Oe ame NS] DEATH Bose THT ‘ INTRODUCE HIM 2 2 ~." Fuwver ! 5 «eae Counmes! ) NEW BABY of HUN: TB" MARCUS DRAKE" | ¢ = . 2 A . ——, 4+6= 75 X 85542 = N= 1G (ee = ( Josephine Victor will make her de- Klaw & Erlanger yesterday, offering but in vaudeville at the Palace Mon- m the successful/ day tn “The Pink Ruby,” a playlet McGutre—You'll find Payne at Dixie| Hines's office, third floor, Kaicker-) Reader—I'm afraid you en't the time to! play Pistot in| !00k Up the whereabouts of all those | Wouldn't it hed out/and to know that each name means a last Kiddie Club member, a em, but ours! 8 should be kept | out of the theatre, Mr. Kpsteln.—Hen- | ¢Very day the postman brings a new Mirlam Colline has been engaged for| {e800 (Neb.) Ni the leading feminine role with Wiil-| nN ’ It’s a Cinch Neither Will Be Able to Break Away From the Other! —-- 7 Advice Is Easy to Give Because It's Free! NOW THAT You HAVE GRADUATED WITH HIGHEST HONORS AND BEAR THE TITLE OF A BUSINESS EXPERT MLL INTRODUCE YOU TD THE FOREMOST BUSINESS EXPERT OF THE COUNTRY, MR. GETTUM, mE? study? WHY | NEVER OK A LESSON IN MY LIFE. 36 - 28« 76. You MUST HAVE STUDIED VERY HARD To ATTAIN THIS WONDERFUL POSITION MR. GETTUM 2? — Kiddie Klub Korner ELEANOR'S F ; ot mag UES ae I lj B KOLUMN Z / wy t THE EVENING WORLD'S CONDUCTED BY ELEANOR SCHOKER } co! “KLU — How to Join the Klub AAR VERT Rédte wee femme Tes TY Dear Kiddies: surprise you | to see the big file boxes full of {cards and the cards full of nam: cousin of Wouldn't your eyes open! And [load of letters which means more {cousins and pretty drawings and “thank you” letters and stories and | poems and questions and suggestions s +2 And notices of change of address from TOUR XAMR, YOUR AGE, YOUR ADDRES®. Ra tats member cousins—— on Ce: 3. And now we come to the point of Rey, Sigs this letter from me to you— Gor, tne fas The ry .' ry one of these letters has to pone, SO Gane COND hati be opened, read, classified and its contents attended to, Thies means work and lots of it. It keeps one | great big man (with a kiddie of his }own) and oul an and two ®| pretty young ladies busy all day long. And they Ike to be busy and the work {s pleasant {f you cousins | mine are careful to put your name, | address, age and certificate number jon each communteation, But I re- ret to find that you do not. This } makes !t very hard for the man and| « young ladies. Right here, before me, ts a memo ; from the big man asking me to pre- \vatl upon my Kiddie Cousins to read T the rules caretuly and to heed the | VERY large bird was flying in telling you Juet how things are and| 4 eee ‘Te Dime be Was “Ml have that nice little hen ve wee, in cavinge ° ce . hoping that you will, in the future, thetr diffe rite your pare, address, age and| “How hungry do I feel. I want to pis - He ‘y ait inn *. ae | ed Top (if you are already a member) yo ave a fin eto * ite Hen as he that, a | maved the da certificate number on every. come uy net he Sinn fe = wT think) cemed to know ‘that her’ life was munication that you send to the Klub, | | W!l Dave & Party and asic & Bum) in danger no matter how small a matter {i| ber my friends, That ts, of] “Oh, dear," she cackled, “what shall may be. 3 . . if L get more than I want to]! do? Dear Itttle kiddies, wit! you do thi nyself, It would never do to] MraAlarm Clock Hen, who ga’e Just to please 7 anything I would lke to} Such fine eege for breakfast, YOUR COUSIN ELFANOR. WAY AAYUNIAE S ° vhite Men's side cluck- P. B—If certificate has been lost| © Tho large bird talked on tn{ iio PIN COUPON EVENING WORLD “KIDDIE KLUB” He had been so named y pate years and years before bec his as hoe aime -great-grandfather and nis | Hawg family had loved to catch “ct a} have a and @ poultry yard was their idea of | But s 4 fine dining room. xrain and sees % "he Rooster Hero. 180) =, Teg co, ‘tare Sere. | {HONORABLE M de sure to mention the date that you this way to )imself as he went whia-| On, dear, I'm so sorry, I do hope became a member. Then tt wil! be) sing through the air, bell choose some other sort of a! easy to find its number, He was no relation to @ pig—not| dinner, Chicken dinners make me — moe Oe a “s feel rather nervous to even think of.” Rrery ohn the the most distant kind of a relation, Sinerew ‘another hen’ sald. the he was so fond of eating; Chicken Hawk, "I will walt a mo- mething far worse than ent more for some of the nice, ten- was very, very cruel, And) der children té come out, They will name Was Mr, Chicken Hawk, — | ft tn so well for dessert.” » |. The hens were clucking and. shriek- | | ing, for the Chicken Hawk had come | lipned the orastity JOSEPH W te s No. 1881 Rasterm Parkway, Bouusty We CTURE CO ¢ Best For a Pet, | very near to the poultry yard by the |barn, Suddenly out rushed Red To} the Rooster. ‘he crowed, KIDDIE KLUB'S 5 ct ~The Animal You'd L The Evening World will give five one-dollar awards for pictur month by KIDDIE KLUB m drawn this? t ture drawn by a member not vhat's the troubli rship certificate numbs Evening World, No. 63