The evening world. Newspaper, September 21, 1916, Page 16

RE arene) ee * the Hein “Merry Wives of tadsor” | on company. ABOUT - Plays and | >» ' Players »” DUDLEY. - 1 By WIDE I ‘ Bonck PROADHURET = be v ehoeee 6 geet cant for bie pre duction of “Riek Man, Poor Man,” which piny be bas founded on 4 Gory by Maximilian Poster, Those engage! for \\ ore Morte Wainwrigh', ‘William 1 Meck, John Nowere, Bran dem Hurst, Frank Weaterioo, hudeiph gmarcn, Benet! Bhackeiterd, Ooetea Arthur Pitegersid, Jeanie 1 Kaw! , Nagita Wallace, Mateta Mar. a Deck with and Helen | x * ° Perky eighth direst Theatre, Bept. 4 OY WAY OF DIVERGION. i Lilien Russell, her blown com. | plesipn y=: ih, 4 sojourn teburgh, for the winter, Her husband, 4. P. en order for ice water Andreas sta: away, then stopped. “Mise Rugeell,” he sald, “T certainiy | would like to ae you on the stage. My | father says that when he was a boy! you were bis favor tress.” A NEW ONE FOR WEBER. Otto Hauerbach ts writing the book and lyrica and Victor Herbert the ROMER ANGWERS HIM BACK. & one-legged man stepped up to the bom office at the Gaiety Theatre last night and asked the price of standing room for “Turn to the Right.” Buster Romer, the tresaurer, said it wre $1. down dollar. “Come " eald Romer, tossing out the “That's all right,” sald the man as be grabbed the ti “T've ong leg to on.” “Very well,” said Romer, “but you'll byt ee age i ae Btrassman, com- By pe ey nop in hie haste to telephone, the tn of to “Plays and Players.” ? 2 Walter Moore has returned from California and is in training for the fall and winter turkey-trotting eea-| 4 aon. Hattle Burks and Leach and Hol- land, toe th i @on delphia next week. Lillian Tucker hag been added to the cast of “Her Boldier Boy,” in which Cliften Crawford ts to be etarred. Maude Odell bas to do eo much drinking in “The Girl from Brasil" that the chorus girls affectionately her The Tan! i sj Trix hae written a edong stare teem Tea-tactheralr igi John Neff, the brainstorm comedian, | po gp tay | See ses nermien and ON eed | he floar. “Hal | Suseville 8c! ue eee ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. eh;| George L. I.—I know of no such | Constant war songs, I Reader—Ae ‘7 My father says a few im Cuse.” “Hennery Brown,” | uae they're both pretty ebeap stu. | FOOLISHMENT, saye my mother, “you hell “H Cy C ite =}. ve. le g yer mother ontt! a ry wal the doar of do! enuff to whip hur in a unter, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. rere} “Jake didn't a ny in his Gossip. Tace for constable.” penny Auriol Lee will be Dame Quickly tn “Another argument for the cheap ‘lan't, Jake wasn't elected.” | Facts Not Worth Knowing | By Arthur Baer sEE ath Don't never laff at Copyright, 1010, by The Pree Publishing Oo, (The New York Bening World), T te estimated that the oil wasted in a painting would be enough for 54,456 cans of young sardines, The annoying metallic sound of @ cornet can be prevented by playing @ base drum inatead. 4a a natural flesh-colored complezion powder, belles of the Zumboola twide of South Africa, are greatly in favor of shoeblacking. If allowed to stand out over night in Iceland, milk will be siz months ol, Not three out of every 768,222 American citizens become bald from palling atk shirts on over their heads. The discovery of three empty juge among the recent ruins of Egypt shows that golf ie a very old game. @e Y the suit delonged to him. lero? "Tel acy welt eran du. MHS 15 | ) Sun vay _ = SHE WAS A REAL GEi » | [NEW PLACE S TO DEPOSIT HER. DISCARDED CHEWING GUM. So sad Comte Page of THE EVENING ———$<__—_;- w maak 6 haf. ‘'S'MATTER, POP! Speaking of “Inside Information!” «) ““FLIVVERS”’ IANO SHE COULD TAKE DICTATION WITH: OUT ASKING, MORE THAN 9,63U-4 4 gyroscope invented for full dress suite enadles the wearer to look! IQyESTION.S NIUS AT FINDING Women Are the Worst Gossips in the World—Except Men! @ULD KEEP THE EXPERT COULD HER SHORT HAND NOTES, HER TYPEWRITTEN LETTERS COULDN'T EVEN BE PLAYED ON THE PIANOLA ! OFFIKE FORCE BUSIER THAN AN EFFICIENCY You Know (7 ? SHE COULD GET MORE UTILITY OUT OF THE LOOKING GLASS THAN ANY ONE IN THE OFFICE. SHE COULD EN’ i COULD HIMSELF & 00 Barth jones O Oe: Gkinnyete’ : 1} Gentes ‘Gre in reseat of your orcer cated | 0608 aeun for, twe erecese Of Our eyo ove greoer ooky bu! . mint athe egaend Sra ue aus sixe Kate orm nee the fuer of eighe ead irons. Very truly youre, QUSTOMERS BETTER THAN THE GoSS \ gees nee WORLD, Thuredsy: Beptembet 31 For j The Mitt’ living eoom at 9 FP. M. om ‘alepiene, | She, picks i ran out inte the bat bass A (breathiessly)—Oh, Milton, @on't bother to take off your hat, we' thing for the . Pop (backed up against the wall)— For che war? What has our going out got to do with the war? And I'm tured, I'd itke to take @ nap. Ma (oagerly)—Yes I know, but just now Mrs. Green called up and she asked if we were going anywhere in particular in the car this afternoon way anything except “no” and then ehe told me that she had a nervous niece who was going over to drive @ motor ambulance in France and ebe'd like you to teach her the rudi- ments of driving because she's never touched a wheel and being nervous, @ rough, uncouth man from a regular automobile place would frigh: Pop (throwing up an expi right band)—Nothing doing. don't catch me teaching nervous nieces bow to run ambulances. Do. you want me to be responsible for an added fatality list? Anyhow, what or bas @ nervous niece to run @ car’ Ma (in valiant defense)—She's do- tng it as aort of outlet for her nervousness. Don't you nes? If she has something to occupy her mind why— Pop (interrupting)—-But this won't occupy her mind, It'll occupy her ton, please do it just for me, dear, You know I don’t ask many favors of you. And I haven't done anything for the war sufferers for an awfully long time. I really feel that my con- science is beginning to whisper to me. Pop (grimly)—More'n that'll whis- per to you before we get through teaching the nervous niece to mow down perfectly good soldiers with her motor ambulance. And I know just what she'll look like, Skin- ny, wears specs, has protruding teeth and knobby ankles, Nervous nieces always do. Oh, got Ma (ignoring the moan)—Well, a ou ready, dear? Take your light co: Because I think it's going to turn chilly. Come on. (They go to the garage.) Pop (as they roll along)—If I give, & 19 ee a T3ecaven we dad Ceiceren Dinnen Pop’s Mutuai Motor By Alma Woodward Capsright, 1916, by The Press Publishing Ov, (The New York Brening World), you the high any more you'll cuse for our breaking away. If don't I'll be rude. beforehand. they are, waiting in front of the ment for us. e niece has her turned. See her in the sport coat! Mrs, Green advan to greet ) The niece turns, 8 J Wonderful eyes, more wondertul Upel and most wonde: over to tell you, dear, that Mr. # as much as he would Uke to do any. thing zee ask him to, feels and of course truthfully 1 couldn't | nu. dake th thinks that—— Ma (forte)—He thinks that any who is gqing to drive a motor | lance ought to have at least two experience, and—— wert. I--— Ma ( right, and terrible share of the responsibility if allowed him to do It and—— please— 0 ton, or we'll be late for that ap ment you made with that bie o tomer of yours at White Plains, @ by, dear. "So sorry! sive you the high sign or anything! t took @ look and gave you one. I yuh, Pop! park for an hour, i'm not nervous, |COLLARS By C. M Paya that I can't ve to find eomme ex: low 1 ware Ma (complacently)—All right, (The Mitts come up to the fa a hi rful ankles res Green perormne “eae (suddenly) —We . just that 1 Tesponsibility in this, too serious an affair, Pop (breaking in)—Why, I— Pop (frantically)—Nothing of the | fortissimo)—And@ I think bee fee] as though I hadia) Pa (imploringly — Mrs. — Green, | might as well roll alon; Pop (two minutes later)—I 4 Ma (lirmly)——I know you didn Now drive mp around {J GO WELL WITH BOW OR Four; IN-HAND 15 cta, each, 6 for 98ctq) CWUETT, PEABODY Col INC. mangas |