The evening world. Newspaper, September 19, 1916, Page 16

| } | | ABOUT Plays and Players By HIDE DUDLLY men Shubert wee Bie offer rest in the Bhubert T ee ood that wie Thal is oo nt went over the 4 Twenty four people obeyed. teen were chorus girl» GOODWIN TO RETIRE Nat © Goodwin is to. api 1 a few weeks, 7 ire from th tian hum Jum « of forming the N.C. Goodwin Film Compat Which Will have « capital of 61,0 @nd of Which te will be the head. company is being formed in Boston, @nd by the Ume Mr, Goodwin has fin ished with Vaudeville it will be ready making films at the Goodwin River Cal, which will of all operations, Both his wife, Marjorie, in the pictures, as ess named Gorman, Gencribed as “a littie wonder” by Mr, | Goodwin. | “It is my plan to make about halt | @ domn five-reel pictures and @ num. | Der of two-ree! comedies each year,” | @aid Mr, Goodwin last night. “I'll have the chief role in the comedies, which will not be of the slap-stick ort. While my acting companies are Deing formed I'm going to appear in vaudeville for a few weeks, I might as weil.” TWO COMPANIES RETURN. The “Melody of Youth” company, after two weeks in Boston, closed Sat- urday night and the players have re- turned to New York. “Margery Daw,” @ play in which Kathleen MacDonald had the principal role, closed in Buf- | falo Saturday and the company ts| back on Broadway. Both these plays) May be staged again later. BY WAY OF DIVERSION. ‘The bank clerk stands there at his @eok and figures up my dough. He knows how much I salt away and Just how much I biow. He deals with Money all the time. His duty well he doe He only works from ten to threo. | He aces like Kelly does, The hank elerk goes to work at nine, but ev'ry | Bow and then he's still on dock when | Mister Clock booms out the hour of | ten. He sees such stacks of geld each ay (the bank's, you understand) that goon @ million dollars seems to him Uke #o much sand. The bank clerk cannot take a drink: his job it's apt to cost. He's certain on the Hard Luck Sea, his bark fs rolled and tossed. You ask me why I wrote this ghyme? (Or we'll assume you do.) Til tell you why! ‘Twas just because @ bank clerk asked me to, The bank clerk kicks about @is job; he makes e ful howl, and on his handsome you'll see a dreary scowl. they keep him work~- ing hard, That much you can't deny, Yes, sir, he has a lot to do, but golly! Bo have L . A SURPRISE FOR JOLSON. Al Jolson, and Louls Rosenbergs ‘Were motoring near Atlantic City the other day at the rate of about forty- five miles an hour when a motorcycle Policeman started after them, Jolson Was playing in “Robinson Crusoe Jr.” fn Atlantic City that week. When the op appeared in the offing the comedian id his best to get away, but the of- cer overtook the auto.’ Jolson was all ready for the “pinch” when the iceman reached the car. When oth auto and motorcycle had stopped the cop sald: IWourDd YA tine wird we > HENRY HASENPFEFFER ’ NO INDEED TAKE ~ OURD wud No HAGTY mannnince! ) WHY “TVE KNOWN MY Wife SINCE We Both (at KNEE “HIGH “WO A GkAeb vopPeR ! ) Se crear FLOOEY AND AXE Now UISTEN AYEL, fT Took ALL OUR DOUGH FOR ONE TKET 72 NEW You BUT WE BOTH GOTTA RIDE ON IT ~ 'm LITE ENOUSH, TOUIDE UNDER THE sear “TRL “THE CondUCIOR LOOKS AT YOUR “TeKET- THEN You erty! 1916, Prone Pubieriing Co (N.Y. Mvewing World.) ‘re Mr. Jolson, aren't you?” 8," replied the comedian. ‘at's what I thought,” said the cop. “Can I have two seats for Tues- day night's show @ Frank Waite bi Colorado, May Irwin will open in “38 Wash- |be {ogton Square” Oct, 2 at Clayton, |* Dore Rogers has been promoted to|n 9. Perlmutter in Society.” Marilynn Miller will have a good role in the new Winter Garden pro- duction, Mike Donlin and Marty McHale aro to act in vaudeville in “Play Ball,” by James Madison. a maa, Walsh, publety man for inthro} wishes it he didn't Out those fotka af Margot Kelly's hair. Robert Hilliard is disconsolate. Hla had been his pal for fourteen years. dog. The Arnaut Brothers and Toto pro- S-eacher—That's very wrong, boys. features at the Hippo-| You shouldn't tell les, comedy | one in my life, put in the show, also. Smal has finished a musical ‘him de dog. vided ne ry S s 3 a < rday. Fort; acrobats we: if Silvio Hein e YOU KNEW HOW To KEEP SiS‘ FROM TELLING O . ‘(@ AHEAD AN" GIVE YoU HALF OF WHAT UNCLE GEORGE GAVE TELL, AN‘) WON” i WHEN YOU WERE A BOY By Jack Callahan { wit TELL! YoU KNOW WHAT MAMA SAID ABOUT FEEDIN’ THAT DOG AT THE TABLE WHAT DID UNCLE GEORGE GINE You? ~ T oo TRADE Teor setting for bis production of “The Merry Wives of Windsor.” NEW “FROLIC” GIRLS. Peggy Brooks, an English singer of character songs, bas be F, Ziegfeld jr. for the returned from} Frolic." Daisy de W: ck performance will be givea the role of Rabiner in “Potash and| for reviewers. ° . Ae Smith in o dory did Moat, A bad litte buy pat; t him he threw stones, ° SQUARE 'T hall.” iis Tin Tee rocking the boat Now Con: FOR NOU. The applause and laughter whieh FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Preacher (noticing boys with dog) —What are you doing? Small Boy-We're tellin’ lies, De collie, Van Bibber, is dead. The dog|one wot tells de biggest lie gits de 1 Boy—Hey, YOU CHILDREN SPP QUARRELIN' FINISH YOUR. BREAKFAST, So'S 1 CAN CLEAN OFF THAT TABLE . Dont WAwTA be “PRES! DUNT % Monawedical Te THA) CPUBLICAN FORM! UV GovEetnrenT ;~' You ‘ a sae Ourd Te PRE Deny I WANTS To TSE sud eur Day _ ¢ JAnIT Ad ¢ ~~ Wen 'F Yo Au DowT DO AS 1 SAY, Yo Ait 4j 4 serainoe tar tables 0 9 cunly Ou Rr Jake Is Lucky, Some Husbands Haven't Made Even That Progress! By Bud Counihan f wet! “ree Seana? 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