The evening world. Newspaper, September 14, 1916, Page 16

se <ocipgeticnenbennth icetieineacsmnageee ToT e ence seme tS k : ABOUT | Plays and Players ty WDE DDL vue Te ed “ o whe eave e w thee ore . . t on ‘ - yours : uM ‘ Brostwey entre *? q wae with the Je ond iF), aod ot Hawn I ¥ Gaye when Ade was the © of the piece, « was Cristo” three seasons lone *e SAAdition to aii thin, Mr Me to be the only surviving member the famous old Wallack Compe which played Waliack’e Theatre ‘Thirteenth Htreet 4 roadway “There aren't many sectors (herve aye of the calibre of & f ofty yeare ago,” be said. “Just wateh my emoke!” ANEW PLAY JAN. 1 Helen Tyler and anton M rot Mr are by Har jet Ford by the in re way, se showing coipia with each performan @CHANG SPOILED IT ALL. | tropolitan Musical Bureau be used in & provuotion of “Pagl aco.” The advertisement was read at the Hippodrome, and soon Laraey O'Bbaughiomy, wearing bis spats and cane, ied a procession in which there were tures donkeys, & pony and & goat, over to the Asolian Mullding in West Forty-second Street, where the Bureau has its offices, Just as one of the four donkeys was about to be engaged, Freddie Seb ent with the app Towance, appoared dressed suit of checkerboard design, and) all the plicanta for the job stam- peded back to the Hip. WHO'S SPOOFING US? Bomebody is spoofing the writer of this department, and we don’t like it. | A woman has written us that June Mathis, formerly an actress with! Julian Eltinge, now @ scenario writer for the Metro Film Corporation, was married Tuesday in Hoboken to a young man who has recently been successful as @ writer of picture plays. Miss Mathis denies it. She asserts that she is still heart-whole and fancy free. “I know the young man,” she stated Jast night, “but I have never married him.” And there you are. This depart- ment, figuratively speaking, is « mountain of trut and we respect- fully request those epoofically inclined to leave it be, BY WAY OF DIVERSION. { Autumn's coming, wii are blow- nd summer's almost gone. h suits are gone, or going; overcoats are out of pawn, Winter's winds will soon be hissing up the hill! and down the slope. Very shortly VY be missing roasting ears and kwheat cakes with | re about to visit us, Good sweet cider we'll be sippiry while outside the snowflakes fuss. *umpkin pies, the kind that mother | makes, appear with ev'ry fall. Just the same, somehow or other, I'm not Joyo ot at all. Fall and ter foods are tasty and they always stand | ° the test. Yet I wouldn't be too hasty by declaring them the best. Pies and cakes and cider please me, but their coming makes me mope, for I know woon fall will ease me off of corn and cantaloupe. GOOD DEED. In "Turn to the Right,” at the Gaiety, a hard merchant holds a bill of $126 against a little, old widow, He has extended her credit to this amount for groceries. Two good- natured crooks, who are friends of her gon, learn that the man ts to visit her home to the money, While he is on his way there one of the crooks robs the merchant of exactly $125 and the bill 4 with his own money, Jeaves the house, the picks his pocket of the $1 it is put back in the merchant's safe, | of which leads us to wonder if| Winchell Smith and Jack Hassard, | who wrote the play, ever heard the old tale about Jesse James. It goes ike thi Jesse once stopped at the farm house of a lone widow and asked her to prepare him a meal. Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, ~ a , 7 veseex wf - BLD, Thursday. September 14. 1916 Baby's Attempt to Name Himself a “Pronounced” Success! By C. M. Payne “ We Cannot Call the 1°’ S'’MATTER, We Since Po? dowr. Ceres To Have any wae Aan “ = CAM YOu dave Caseacaved ‘To Bertow “vy wane On Yeha Caytwdy > — NOW SIR, welay PEeTICULAR NAME ac aa WHY wow Ley ‘ 3 Tt Youns owe CHOOse ait er 5 et HENKY HASENPFEFFER Joe Is Up Against the “High Cost of Loving”! By Bud Counithan _ prarrey we i” > Won?) E rreniperanes pgp emcee ono ix wow rep ) fa viene tae ~<a’ NOT ONLY Win) \f Pag ae oer eae! - , Do WH’ Good MTS a ‘Toe BUT “ey air No - — J ( ” + b Hae “¥'C > Lil FATMERLY apie! Good €ND = - Guy mila matin Wank You "Wo < To TDAWGONE ) NNT GOTTA ] Bie oS corti Fee ee | (scar BLAtes ‘moun wren U_. ( Of ime’ "Noun BLools” Have 2 LONG urcce ) NICKEL LEFT! 7 1 Me A REGULAR UP OF A WORD oD “WA HGH hee — AN! fT GRADUALLY) UO Yeni 1? Been ENGAIED™ Lon. 7) Len ts teen special PE NOINH AE TG EUMINATES A FELLER. FRom y Ermuai “rm GET MaARRED! ae , e g vem “CLamat vee Reis Rou ¢ Now ‘You've @«— oct ——_ .-- > How Dve at > BEEN "ENGAGED " “CLARA: a P wnat wor?) ‘ FER Gome “ime any Yuu? F i — ¥ fo , . i » FLOOEY AND AXEL 3 OH SURE—and Right Into ANOTHER! ar Aw SHUT UP! iF YHADNT GONE AN WRECKED OUR NEW MOTORCYCLE YESTERDAY wE'D i H] BEIN KANSAS CITY BY ‘ToNIGWT, WE GoT ASWELL CHANCE. TGET TO NEW YoRK Now! Come on! Quick!) AY GOT VUN IDEA - HURRY !!! OW VELL, AY BANE. DOPE CUT SOME NEW SCHEME IF You viLt QUIT PICKING On ME! —— , GOTTA ADMIT IT AXEL - Y CERTAINLY Gor US OUT, OF A BAD FIX THIS Time! Bo WHEN YOU WERE A BOY Sa Yy/ HOW TO MAKE A HIT By Alma Woodward Covyright, 1910, by ‘The Pres Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World) In a Train. nit, B. (sotto voce)—She's another a hat's her stack in trade—trouble OBNE + coac . tout rd 4.o¥ ae ‘b, om the Business Man’ with a train window. ‘ a Mr. B.. (Mr. A, begine to tug at the resisting member A money lender held a mort~| world that he is in Jimmie Powers's | sage of $500 on her little home and | play “Somebody's Luggage.” was coming that day to get his| Charles Horwitz has written a money or make her sign the prop-|sketch for Hans Robert, who will, erty away. Her story touched Jes- open in it Oct. 2. | ‘s heart and he gave her $500 4n| Paul Schindler has been engaged | rrency, |4# musical director of “Hip, Hip, | bandit, | Hooray!" which goes on tour next | | month) Mme. Marcella Sembrich has asked Anna Paviowa to assist little Miss Sylv) Krobacker to become toe confronted him with a gun and | dance: She is a protege of Mme. By Jack Callahan. FoR THE LIFE OME, 1 DON'TS KNOW WHAT THAT YOUNGSTER OOES AJ ALWAYS PUZZLED MOTHER. in did as Jesse y lender started Ilaif a mile down the road Ls: er atv her rathe helt “meesiuc | MP. A. (in @ choked voice)—Thie wed him of the $500, ‘Thus no- | Sentvich. ; | {fom “aueieot sleep, and cloudy aa to enunciation, | seems to be a very obstreperous win- body was loser but the money lender WITH HIS he decided not to hold animated convermation Mr, A. unfurls the morning paper and suscumbe to the strike news, consults market re- | dow, But I'll get it in a minute. | Mr, B, | pore afsinat the'day when ‘e's to plunge/on the sides and loosen Voice (from another seat)—Pound' and he had plenty of this world'e| made wach a Me it sPa Boe, goods, Days," has been engaged to do toe HANDKERCHIEFS, i HANKYS NOT THAT | | Pen“sctfane worth, Mr A (in disgust) know it's dancing tn y Y WE WISH To R, A. (smothering a yawn)—it| stuck! acesip. district, | Sue also sings nicely and] WW THE TELL TALES | this rond doesn't run nearer to| le ponds lot, aig is mock) W. Lawson Butt ts to play Ford Edwin th Jack, theatri | H hedul a rt Lady (sweetly)—When our win- , ( z of Boo : cal man- THERE AINT ANY OUT OF SCHOO; schedule next year I'm going rea Merry. Wives ot Wiegstiom Of “THO ager and shark flgnier, nas returned || MA . fulise lotus erucee- toot as nasa IN THE HAMPER. EITHER. | to build on the Q. & X. We've been! putte | standing here a full minute—no won- | der we're late getting in every morn- ing. from Long Branch where he spent | the summer intimidating sharks, Harry Blmer, company manager for Mrs. Fiske, is going in for ath- | | to wet in that seat—I'll be able to’ letics, He won the finger-snapping | Mr. B. (gloating over Steel quota-| manage it better. contest at Travers Island last week | tions)—Eh, huh! Voice (still another)—Are you The Eva Tanguay company, under LL | 7 . | in the cracks it, you know, Mr. A. (obviously)—I have no but- ter with me, Maybe you'll allow me ort of grease Viola Roach is to have the part of Maggie in the Western “Hobson's Chotce" company. The Stage Children's Fund will hold a bagaar at the McAlpin Nov. 24 and 25 to obtain money with which BUT > squee: iw that little brass catch at i to get @ summer home. the direction of William Morris, will Mr& (in the mood tor ploking on | STNG NOt tee mean punt Mary Ryan will begin her season in| Ko to the Pacific Coas' care, do you? \ opening Sat- people)—You don't won't open unless you do that, you “The House of Glass” next Monday | urday in Union Hill, N. J. at the Standard Theatre, At the Bronx Opera House the Richard Henry Little, the straight | other night @ young man came out up and down dramatic critic of Chi-|after the third act. and cago, is visiting New York, wth of the | Your nerves never get to the strain- | know. e l|ing point. As long as your oatmeal| Mr. A. (almost speechless)—I know isn't burned in the morning, you ride| OW, to do it all right, but tt doesn’t | work, Now if you'll just allow me into town on @ rainbow, Gee, I/to kneel on the seat I'll get THING THEY V//, CAN'T BLAME ME FOR. between 4 1 surer She did, | Charles Peyton says he wishes like| that act and the “episode. LOON'T | wouldn't Be eye Pe MRE # ANAD | BUEN Om omen | PIR muy ANE and, as he ate, ahe told him her trou-|thp dickens that we'd’ inforer ike| ‘The music for the new Ziegfeld USE 'EM! dollars—no pep! brary _ ———— | "Midnight Frotte,"” which w ri {atop ihe New Amsterdam Thea MINUTE MOVIE By J “vii Sept 26, was written by Dave Car and takes the seat ahead MI} D3 y James C. Young} | Sihinper | sti y 6, bi r | Greath of Jack roses fille the ait sunt 24 (very cautiously)—Let her Copyright, 101 7 The Prem Publishing Co. (The New York ing World) Mr, A. (nudging Mr, B, signifi- < 4 ° (The conductor comes do ‘the Death Foiled Again. der iis robe. Iphigenia understood FOOLIGHMENT, cantly)—Some queen! gurveys, the. scove, A eaturafne maiden gad MN. It was he who had stolen the OCKED tn @ dungeon beneath If the temple of the Chinese city where she had been declared Nigh priestess of the Goddess of Mercy and then accused of stealing he {dol when she attempted to leave, Iphi- wenla, heroine of Miracle filma, re- signed herself to fate. She was to be buried alive at dawn. The soft fall of @ slippered foot dis- turbed the prison quiet. Had they come to take her #o soon? Iphigenia looked up and saw a priest, the hoary old man who had pronounced her doom, She atifled a scream. The priest unlocked the door and entered, “I have come to save you,” he sald Iphigenia fell at his feet. In an. other Instant she recoiled. “I love you,” went on the priest “You shall be the white iily of my heart, Death is not for you, who are fair and bl ng will g fiv away sa ip and you sha reign over your poor slave, 1, priest of the Goddess of Mercy. See, 1 have her here.” He brought forth the idol from un- Mr, B, (taking @ good look)—Means| {0 Me Ne) (ES Grey nothing In my life, . on this train this nine year now and Mr, A, (suddenity)—Oh, look! dropped one of those packages, where 1 enter, at lower right, and) Gives in | walk upstage, Mr. B, (as Mr. A. aink, Mr. B, (putting a protective hand| seat, a wreck)—! on his arm)—Desist, If you take my advice you won't pick up that pack- age; it is but a forerunner of what | will’ come after, That lady 1s going to drop every package she brought in here—she's the moulting kind, You'll get red in the face, hit your head against the sea train the but- tons of your too-tight vest and gen- erally court apoplexy all for nothing. r 960, it (Mtr AL rises, anda | iS more “divine than her emilee, ate intoxicated, ‘The lady drops anc . plays en encore, Then he fous image for whose theft to die, 4 shall have tho treasures of 8 secret stores,” continued the “With this figure nothing can Med to us, You shall lve tn a Mani ho queen could have. Un slaves, wonder workers in d gold shall do your bidding Come, dawn creeps across the hills Let us leave these cold walls und travel with the dawn,” He reached a scrawny hand toward Iphigenia, She saw his seamed f and hungry eyes above her, Now was the moment. Not even life would compensate for a touch of that ha ful hand. She sprang up, flung th man aside and ran down a long ridor, At the end a guard stop the autu her, naked sword uprais almost collapsed, Back heard th ) bling She's| that window ain't opened yet!” +:,. Here's|man who built the car w. guess, The lady’d & Joker, | FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. take an. ma Rives me aon time | take castor oil.” What do you do with the money? “Nothing! Mamma buys more cas: tor oll with tt." anted {nto they —aw!|_ Lady (softly)—I'm awfully sorry to Mr, B. (mildly expostulating)—Aw! | nut you to ao much trouble: 1 ally, sorta and ‘condiuor) of impediments, enters’ ‘he| but I suffocate if I don't have the | window open, | ettion into, tke (e Deealng bird, © A faint ’ > Respect for the Sabbath. 66 uu well known golfer over Scotland,” observed a the Sab bath Is respected in a most ‘fing one day in t, Andrew's links, emarkable way non the I said to my eaadie Angus, man, the leaves are fall Phe green turning red and rown, Wo ‘er will soon be upon us And do you get mu Mr, B, (caustically, from one corner of his mouth)—If mother could see you now! A. (fatuously oblivious)—Oh, | She wants the window open can't possibly open that wine Vil open it for her, (Rises and leans forward over the seat.) Will you allow me, madam? | dy Coosing another divine gig )—It's stuck or something. Usually 1 never have any trouble, 1 caddying to do winter, If it's na Us frost, if it's na frost htly i naw; if it's neithe a rain, an’ if it's Wie Sawbath IN THIS CASE OFFICER C662 SAW A CHANCE TO SHOW HIS BRAVERY. AND -J NO DOUBT WOULD HAVE DONE So “> THE CAUSE OF IT ALL HADN'T BEEN THE MASCOT OF THE YINKBUN BASEBALL CLUB, BOW OR FOUR. 18 cta, each, 6 for 90cta, frost nor fine it's sure to be Jt was the idol! Detroit Pree Press. i | CLUETT, PEABODY & CO INC. mar ’ % | IN-HAND