The evening world. Newspaper, September 13, 1916, Page 14

Plays and Players | with) detain) enn were we vives 6 A . Baroness > ° Beat to the hed to We end bey eepply bee , aie Gown there ore @f the Nation Ayres, appie for i « Brow vroe' Bovember | iether Bouvert « fe trip The Fe fave on « Lamport @ Baking slope al Ber eine and fore the may ee Holt Monteyie« Huenos that be | ner Hnally There i eanon en Ayres) a Winter Garden production. | GLAD TO 00 IT in wilen we'll knock) All right! Hereafter “HH” out of Deming BY WAY OF DIVERSION id Silas McGuge Yeoweoople’s | -— “Now, folie quite for T’ve got the floor, | just want to way that the girl of to-day ts brainiess fand acts Ike a regular jay. My daugbter one time got 4 dream tn her} could write rien a Bhe DT one she mance Tack,’ then! Hit back 1 saw it and Sue ‘Bhut up, you old i! It's little you know.’ I chuck~ again and my wife said to her e brains he possesses won't get t fool fur.’ The story was tur- y silly and weak, It had such Big words that to me It wus Greek Nobody would buy it; I'm certain of It’s one of them fictions that Pertle, Elisha Q. it with a 2 ‘Oh, McGuesin, I purchased to- day a story your daughter brought tm. By tho way, she's full of real) talent. The story in great. I paid her ten dollars, my regular rate.’ Bald Silas McGuegin: ‘Elisha, I'm proud, ‘That story's a pippin, I've always al- lowed." ME'D MISSED THE in y Bunker Bean,” the attr tion at the theatre in Davenport, middle-aged man approaci.ed office window and, addressing Ww. H. corre ma y. asked w mht se fe “It's from a story that ran a the Saturday Evening Post.” aid the man Tm never home Saturdays.” OPENINGS. “Arms and the Girl,” the Stewart- “put Raker romantic com @ented by William Harris \ Fulton Theatre Sept. 26. The in- jes Cyril Scott, Fay Bainter, ik Byrne, Ethel Intropidi, Cath- ering Calhoun, J. Malcolm Dunn, Marie Hassels, Paul Cazeneuve, Hen- fy Voge! and Kari Diets. Madison Corey and Joseph Riter Bave decided to put “The Amber Em- in the Globe Theatre next day night, instead of Monday, as Dreviously announced. JEFF COULDN'T DODGE IT. Jeff Nutt, the comedian, met a wom. @® acquaintance on the street last night and she asked him to come to her howe for dinner some evening @oon. @oewn't care much for her. “How @Beut Sunday night?” «he aaked “"Got a date,” he replied. “Well, Monday?" “Can't do it.” then?" “Bor T can't get ther “Let's make it Wednesd “Oh, piffie!" said Jeff. “I'n come A NEW WALTER PLAY. H. Woods has acquired a new by Eugene Walter entitled “The nife,” and will give it an early pro- @uction. It is a drama. A. } t HENRY 1 TER, Pore Ive Got a Move Ow “My Neer AN You davent { —_— IASENPFEFFER MoT AUNT RO” Wil Y'oras! ‘ve DUS A Go Le Tree, ( DYA Mean TSTND THERE AN’ Tet CE8/ gy LisTEN- CT BANE VON (@ y'WENT AN’ “Thal MOTORCYCLE FOR “THAT HORRIBLE LOOKIN “THING 2 ANT CHA GoT AN OUNCE OF BRAINS LEFT CHICK WANTED it he'd ert Hari gs oe ea G Parton has been engaged | Foran Cre 7 rye) Dut one ones on ung, Wall earway, (22, renee oie rgcee|| = THE EVENING WORLD'S ean, alee Gouatee nets one Pirorrest Ruff and Frits! von Busing | . x cag 1 vt to one Bellevue HospItAlT” | (Siione at Last’ companion on tour. i COUSIN. ELEANOR'S i for, the, Phillie.” repiied Joba, or, at panke and i ER et Alaa “KLUB KOLUMN i Gossip. Dorothy Richardson has been ap- pointed publicity representative of the Century Theatre, Harry Fraser is to vaudeville dressed as a girl, and goab how he dreads Dr. J. Victor Wilson has returned DED VER NICE FEY “uiniimeR”-vE NEED IT CROSS DAS MOUNTAINS - YUST ~~-\ COME AN’ SEE How (T BANE CLIMB HiLS! Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Wednesday. September 13, 1916 SMA a . ; There Are Times When We All Must Bow Before Superior Accomplishiwnts! Aw THATS WO TeHimy ! {ve oor A SCAR Ons my HEAD An (T WONT Never Come off ~ WELL “Hore aie Comin’ vAorwe PROM “WAT CopTLY BeacH SEN Kites AT LeeT Arore, —M A . BANKRUPT | ReaD { St OUT~ wav tues GY RETURN 1 tee Gay Fg e WERE VE COME “To VUN be) HILL - NOW LOOK HOw ne BANE Go UP IT! ,-- [ WoT — TWENTY.) \ Fie Kisbes ? ) By C M Payne TEut | Sauwmr fomerimes O THEewme An Sometimes | wa Sigh Liwe T WAS Awfue © ¢ NERVOUS ~ od . ‘wn’ — ~ | - Fat, rrr". / a . 4 Ate) at 4 Tc Toeatew WENTY -Five sae 2 Don’ Pe (Crpeuen Henry | —3-——_—~- “woo 2 Ss d ¢ ¢* —————, wy Vol FOR — ° i) DONT SHE RIDE =— —|\Y BIG IDIOT. COMFORTABLE. Svor ‘ER™ TO KNOW. King.’ ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. A.C. Street. do a “single” in| H. H. 1.-No, that Florence Reed ls alive, Loew's offices are in the! ter itt Futnam — Building, — Fourty-fourth| of the Street and Broadway. Cannot to th rand in his former capacity | swer the others, of prese agent, PSOE Leo Ditrichstein ts to a Chi- FOOLISHMENT. cago agement m “The Great PS rari ‘wkd Lover” at the Grand Opera House, he feetyed gota Oct. 1, aad bo gard tbe pont is Billy Jerome and ave written a eon, tume" for Raymon: sing in “Betty.’ Zoe Aiken's Bandbox Theatre suc- cess, “The Magical City,” will be at Harry Tierney called “Bome- Hitchoock to HOSE GIRLS! Yy TZ WHO'S BLAMIN' OV? THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS, AN’ YOU \NVITED THEM, AN’ iG TWEY'Re NOT HERE, ARE THEY? MANBE THEY THOUGHT We WOULDN'T SERV. Eats . \ DON'T KNOW WHY YOU BLAME TON ME THEY ‘Wy Y; Y SS Ss SS UY NVA WELL SR A~“gg ESLODE SAY ANYTHING. y = - A AWARDS IN THE LEAST Tt just By Jack Callahan, })some'exre tun meen > ELEAN - name | trrrrenannenannoncenonone THE WILD MAN OF THE WOODS PUT TIMMY TO THEY SURE ARE A FINE { How to Join the ‘Klub } 6 BU BUNCH, ALL 1 CAN SAV | | tmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt: $ SLEEPYLAND AI hee LOON'T LIRE TO Pp MINNIE BUT (F THOSE FELLEe S DON'T HURRY UP AND ARRIVE IS, THAT THEY'RE PROBABLY HAVING SOME DIFFICULTY IN BORROWING THEIR CAR FARE! Y AN next week with Margaret| * ro in “if 1 Were) * B=No, 3 West Sixty-firat | drawings of the kind of pet you ROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. ‘Waa there ever a perfect man?” Dear Kiddie Cousins: I have just been looking at some of your clever would like best to have, And it that it would add in- t and be w lot of fun if some) Kiddies who cared to would at bottom of their pictures they liked more to have that in pet than any other. | One boy cousin sent me @ drawing of @ camel, Of course @ camel ia of no use out- | side a desert, a park or a circus, 0| thie picture set me wondering why | one of my cousins should wish for! @ camel and what he would do with | such a pet. I would like to know, | wouldn't you? Of course the reason why a kiddie | wishes a certain pet, no mi ms to me VERY kiddie who Joina the | Vrening Workl's Kiddie Kut will receive @ silver | aray pin like the one here shown, | J'fp , J To twone a tanter eave eas | eMC Wild Man of the wim coniams ie the one teow, | Punished Timbo for printed tn the Klub Korner Mon- , Wednendaye and Fridays, ne may start at al rire 1 number. When | c YOUR AGK, YOUR ADDRESS, een to fifteen’ years old—five cla: suggested above, ath your picture you must w 4 age and your membership certificate number, PICTURE Add CONTEST, Evening World, No, 63 Park Row, Kiddie Klub Korner STOKIES ‘Copyright, 1916, by The Preee Publishing Os, (The New York Evening World,) Stoning Po.r Old Mister Woodchuck, NE day Timmy went to the woods to the Kiddie = ‘eried and fell down and roiled and ‘ rs Bae fee all alone. Downy Dim had scratched wildly # ried to dodge Ms must state gone to Dover, and Pascal) down the bole. T Dascal was staying home with @ tooth- | laughed and threw m ache that came from eating too much | | candy; #o Tim walked all alone dowd | rim was ati lai: Pictures inuat be received not later than Sept, 29, and must Illustrate the G CONDUCTED _BY ELEANOR SCHORER {FROM KIDDIES CLARICE 2019 West ‘Thirty eecond Suve mr WORK IN THE CIDER MILL. By Uncle Bill } how his hands burned and his acl shed from grinding apples in. the/ Man's cider mill; so he'did not throw the stones. i} Jhouse fast asleep in the sun, ‘Tim - Was just learning how to throw Woods | stones 4nd ho was proud to show how \straight he could throw, He tov | careful aim and hit old Mister Wood- |chuck on top of the head. “Whee-ve-ce!" Mister Woodebuck 1g AWARD WINNERS—AUGUST PICTURE CON he ran across the bridge that Harlan built and up the pine-needie path. | Tou must be careful ree to think how ry EP Abeaitae ha ae |the lane and opened the gate of the| funny ol! \! vodehuck looked nora complete i rey be pasture, and after he went In he’ as lie 4 the ground when he Mi gn eertif vate ef Rambership. fastened the gate so that the doctor's Baeea © sarrinte SOK 0 TAM e in cMldren, wo matter’ where they tire, °°? 8) Cows could not get OUT. | It was the Wild Man of the Woods, 4 ‘Then he ran across the pasture and; with his big stick whirling over hls PIN COUPON Jakipped over the wet places on step- nth st eking out EVENING WORLD satay AE SRIAP 18 She monte and took him by “KIDDIE KLUB" {chuck hole, There ho saw old Miste d dragged him off to his Ls Woodchuck sitting up in front of his nouse at t back of the woods wher % {he put him to work in the cider mil THE KIDDIE KLUB'S SEPT. PICTURE CONTEST, ea made Rn rind BA8 #TiNd Aad Subject-~The Animal You'd Like Best For a Pet. The King of the Woods came along | The Evening World wiil give five one-dollar awards for pictures drawn this$ about 6 o'clock and took Tim home. | ’ Month by KIODIE KLUB memo ly. ch for the best pic- 3 | And he gave ‘Tim this warning: ure ‘awn t to nine years old, “All boys who throw srones at in- ea in§ nocent animals will be punished every time.” And whenever Tin was tempted to throw stones at birds or rabbits o: | ehichae