The evening world. Newspaper, September 11, 1916, Page 14

—— Ahbott Players » HD DEY j au Ww comedy drei strats for the name The Mes» Morhew t and Lucien Le present in New York Polly," whieh woomsPul tm yetion Miube are to has Paris will ve Went Forty: date te Nov inal company will be ught from Paris for the New York production, “Le for a Vreneh sol: oe the present a” ie ore war dUST LIKE A WOMAN Jeff Nutt, the comedian, went home at 10 o'clock ast night and hia wife became ill, Hefusing to believe it was his early appearance that caured the trouble, Jeff asked her what wa wrong. “1 guess it's something I ate,” re. ied Mre Nutt “What did you eat?” “Bome pickles and then I drank some bee doctor, and soon afte cream and tion several sponded to treatme eyes. As soon as @ eummoned d opened her was able to ff to her bed- it,” he axked. “It was that crab salad I ate,” re- plied Mrs. Nutt. STAGE MOTHERS ORGANIZE. Listen, dear reader! If by any chance you are to be classed with those followers of theatricals known as “Johnnies,” you're going to find the picking at the Hippodrome ex- ceedingly meagre from now on. For whyt Well, read and be enlightened! ‘The Stage Mothers’ Society was or- ganized at the Hippodrome yesterday afternoon. Eighty women, many of them mothers of performers at the big playhouse, met and formed the organization. Mrs, William Oelshla- ger, mother of Charlotte the skater, Was elected President; Mrs. 8. Pope, mother of Cathleen Pope, was made Secretary, and Mrs. Mathilda Novelli, mother Toto, the clown, was named as Treasurer. Nathan Burkan, lawyer, was told to get the society a ebarter, add affiliation will be sought with the Actors’ Equity Association and the White Rats. The Mothers have banded together to promote the welfare of the girls in the Hip show, Each member will be vested with Eagle Eye powers and “watchfulness” will be the password, So, if you're contemplating taking 4 Hippodrome chorus girl out to din- ner, be sure you have money enough ve buy three meals, MISS STERNE WRITES A BOOK, An interesting ttle volume of boy stories, entitled “Sonny Jim,” has reached the desk of the writer of this department, Sterne, Hbrottiat, nario writer, The stories are real kid” tales, and each one con. tains its little heart punch, They are ill) ted with pictures of. Vitagrapl film scenes in which Bi bie Connelly is featured, “So Jim” is a triumph for Miss Stern It is by Elaine composer and whose versatility seems to be un- | limited, BY WAY OF DIVERSION. The dancing mastet meet each year and say the modern steps, so dear, are going dut of fashion—that one-eteps, fox trots, tangoes too, have served their time and all are through, and they'll bring “no more trash on.” The masters, to uphold their “reps,” get busy and devise new steps and rules by which to learn them. These steps are almost always freak r lives are limited to E GIRL SOMEONE MUST HAVE WOUND HER UP.AND Plays and | m of the new| TooS'MATTER, I HENRY HAS You “hi “You'D ~~ were “THN “5 wun TM Worty HUSBAND IN “YH woRKuD! DWIGONST EWG Svou MG Doo " AN’ “THEY GANG 7___OF GimPs | Te ees weeks. them. The one-ate) with ease; likewise the fox trot, if you The dancers merely spurn holds its own ie. The masters then accuse us of caring not @ hoot for art, but we refuse to writhe and provoked, abuse us, not made—they're born, as ohan, tempo for the horn and banjo—tha' the answer, Excuse me, please! ['ve |got to go and trot a half an hour or |so with Sue, and she's some dancer, Louise Galloway has been engaged for “Her Soldier Boy.” Wit! H. Deming has been added to the cust of “Go to It!" Before opening at the Astor Thea- Maine 5 ae oF elm, in “His jesty Bunker 4 I i Atlantio City, wel PAY David Warfield ten’t to be seen “Van der Decken” for a while He will revive “The Music Master” at the Knickerbocker early in October. Max Hoffman is to be general musical director at the Century Thea- ue A ae it opens with “The Century rl.” Madison Corey and Joseph Riter a» oe bed new musical piece, “The Amber Empress,” to t! Theatre next Monday’ me Glove S! Yat, WY CONSARN IF | Downy Fee. Huey ) MAD & HUSBAND Live’ Boe 9OPpe ENPFEFFER — — Tw “he ) 4 om Deak * 2 veay fine ALL RIGHT AXEL OLD SimP! we're OFF T'NEW YORK ON OUR MOTORCYCLE «Good BYE. EL PASO “TEXAS — 5 , may TAM ‘) oy Mosman! Now FER OLD BROADWAY § A016, Prom Poattahing Oo. OF. ¥. Bvening Werte.) (CAINT CHA GLAD AY) “THOUGHT OF DAS (DEA? Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Monday. September 11. 1916 Hy C. M. Payne At That, “Unde Si Would Make as Good a Name tor a Cat as for an Infant! . | ee ———7 ——e Ey HAind You mrotmen | HAY i@ave® my NAME Lme THAT you PR Move! ov d or Oe | TO NAME Tee TRATSY THRWE HANT MO ONF | ‘ A vit HAVENT | AFTER? YaR® Power | TO WAME ALTER me ‘ N j ‘ NAMED Tete ° 4 a | ay } it, ) jets rer? j i, 4m UF , ' | "4 | | Question: Was It Praise or Censure? _——_ Vide HUM? WHY “aor . — ~) ~y a Fy ret creeont a eee eer ee Ree er een? marie ve 16! BUY Aw LONG At Youve ‘ens (rerun eat ager (maven we 16 YOIOWN | AM — SY NEE onan poner J “TH MENPECHED weit. merce!) \ AM ALL Ther HEARD Wir GAY A : - on Gn) VY OF ALL "HW Goors “ — ~C MEAN “THING po J at ( aa iN “4 procs har > ‘ mney 20S OS | MADE HIM 1) 7 BIRDS “WH Kena! ( E wer WE 1G! — 2 ; Ui ) Sut b \ aa tye \r~e- BF It'll Take AXEL More Than Thirteen Days to Get There! Aw. (TS GREAT! TIS HAS Got RIDING A PULLMAN BACKED OFF “THE BOARDS ! Gor (T ALL FIGGERED CUT AXEL, IF WE REEL OFF Two HUNDRED MILES A DAY WE'LL BE IN NEW YORK IN “THIRTEEN DAYS , D'YA SEE? “THE WEATHER (S (DEAL FoR THis SonT OF Thine ! Good ROADS AND ALL KINDS OF POWER IN “THIS LITTLE MACHINE ! GEE, WERE DOIN’ FORTY MILES Now !! AINT (T FUN? | ee towns are full ¢ one Misses J svenor-Ayre: typewritten pag last night, best In both “A Hot Coo.” thumb.—Walnut 1" never “Whi “‘Smiles!’ the first and la By Jack Callahan, } AS ALL THE BELIEVE IT, GINE HIM Al liace Hopper w vy rain of last F poor girls looked Ike SO | SEZ TO HIM, HERE YoU GAVE ME, TAKE ‘EM AND GO. 1 NEVER WANT To SET EYES ON Your FACE AGAIN - WELL, WOULD You NERVE TO ASK ME To of soldiers, let Hanlo and Edna caught in the riday and Ann has written three ex to tell us that the drowned rats, MISSOURI MUSIC. Brick Henderson won the lsnapping contest at finger Walkup's Hall ing Manny Hamp Thne A > Times, FOOLISHMENT. { Beasiaith Wied aady abo "m ine hurry: AP Sia tl put you —well, you ‘worry, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. QM Ys the longest word in the ™, English language?” “1 don't know.” There's a mile between st letters,” PRESENTS HE HAD THE NOTHE R 4 CHANCE - ) Loney Haskell, That Rascal, writes; “* ‘om Canada that he cannot but help believe there is a war going on some-| where, since most of the Canadian and "Racketty | Kis Manny’s excuse was a sore | Qi tt | | | PPA P PPP ARPA RPL ADDL PPR D DDD ADDL, CONDUCTED RO DT re CONDUCTED BY ELEANOR SCHORER HE E NING WORLD'S Kiddie Klub Korner ~~eron rrr COUSIN ELEANOR'S 3 “KLUB KOLUMN” $| nes}, Dear Cowin Eleanor: Questions and Answers. 1 late, teoelved on heck ogueaion 14 my frlend in Jermg City be aii yon rary mia for i Weg, He most certainly imay join the Kiddie Yo lave many mecntem living in Jere! ‘and Would be very ploasal to add him to t n ttewas from ‘The Evening Woeld To 1 have to meet at the Aiubt they were sending us, and whoa 1 No, our 0 not The Kile Riu dow Foo tgeln, dear’ cousin, Wer meystace: 1 tank ‘meetings levee it has. Wemabers. Lvs ; cousin "dhe "workt ‘cod many ‘f”uean ‘could "aot OLLIE, BPI attend, 9; tay ay brother bee member? He connot wrt ‘draw, Vy oo de may, We bas re among ™m) oar the information ‘neces: PpRE A il oa 1 receive! my cate. — ect Gis tore coupane to doin the Pe teat? rece Band certificate of meeber -No, wxlewl Once men Ce for sends 0. | menor, "it 70a bare Jour pinvasd saniheass Behe bor and pte that lite teat tase nest never sen another att of ‘conpons, watt saving Gp coupuos fo bevome wemler, Althou * ACs mamins Sioa prsa amar be or abe Kiva NC coker apothey Ccomang iat” atte your Pie in Tor the torely in ata. roundly COUSIN ELEANOR. MRS. RUNNER DUCK MADE NO ATTEMPT TO GET IN THE WATER. Hone postin, Bs i TIENT Seaees . COMES . Dear Cousin leanor: { How to Join the Kiub }]{ WHEN BEDTIME | COMES manevenst ald tary Graham Bonner} ee eRe Pat spite pat 1 te ¢ Fery much for tein, “Vou " FN nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmanane ULUTAN set Copyright, 1016, by ‘The Pree Publishing Ov | water when you know what it's really] but 1 don’t like water, That's why 178 Montauk” Aven \ VERY kiddie who Joine ‘The (Nie Now York Evening World.) like. I'don'e. belleve you've ever had/ I'm called | Mrs, Indian Runoer, saab bods Wah | Evening World's Kiddie Duck: Dislikes Water, 4 good swim or you'd never talk that | None of our family like Mhey, 2, Ppeme whieh Klub will receive @ silver “Then join us in our dinner of de- fray pin like the one here shown, Mctous bugs,” Duck, and Mrs, happy once more, AWARD WINNERS—AUGUST PICTURE CO w Come with me, at once, my dear.” Mrs, Wobble Duck walked along slowly, and Mrs. Indian Runner fol- lowed. ¢ “Here we are,” quacked Mrs, Wob- | ¢ ble Duck as she came near the pond. | 4 Mrs, Indian Runner looked very sad, “You'll feel better after you've tried our pond,” said Mrs, Wobble Duck. All the other ducks said, “Quack! Quack!” which meant, “Welcome! Welcoine!” said Mra. Wobble Indian Runner was RS. INDIAN RUNNER DUCK was brought to the barnyard by the Farmer one day. She was brown and white, while the other barnyard ducks were all white. She felt quite proud of herself to be a little different, Mrs. Wobble Duck went up from her pond to visit Mrs, Indian Runner Duck. "Quack, quack, you do?” she sal quack, I'm well, I thank said Mrs, Indian Runner, Evenia, Yorn city, with @ ve y YOUR AGE, YOUR ADDRESS, careful to state thone thtee things, th Y $ R Duck didn't sewi Iya 3 od!” cackled Mrs. Wobble Duck, |. Still Mrs, Runner Duc! seom NSIDERED wolte | ips you likcaswim? Won't|to make any attempt to get in the the above con. | you come and see us in the pond and] water, and Mrs, W Duck, who have a cooling dip, and @ little drink| was so x! «ek in the pond wen Sear, Tae Kl pond water?” ait wii, dusty wall, Was ule lldiea no matter where they live y indian Runner did not speak |ready swimming around, Vs Indian Runner did not speak pee ivou poor dear,” cackled Mra. Wob- PIN COUPON “Lin not so very fond of water,” she {ble Duck as she noticed Mrs, Indian POY “tj | Runner had not moved from the side of the pond where she was standing on ordinary earth, “You haven't been used to ponds, But I'll show you. This ts the way you must go tn.” Mrs, Wobble Duck got out of the pond, and she shoved Mrs, Imdian Runner right into the water, Mrs, Indian Runner knew enough to swim and stay above the water, but ehe said finally | “A duck not fond of water!" gaid Mrs. Wopple, “Dear me, what @ sad life you must have had, You will love | THE KIDDIE KLUB'S SEPT, PICTURE CONTEST. see vento yeets The Animal You'd Like Best For a Pet. Month by. RIDBTE RU Lee ve, Ave one-dollar awards for pictures drawn thle « EVENING WORLD “KIDDIE KLUB” ) One dollar each for the ture drawn by a member not over seven years old, eight to nine ye. ted right out again, ten to eleven, twelve to thirteen, fourteen to fifteen years oldective classes in} | UUrT! must be received not late! aareeh, years ‘All the little Ducks looked at her Red anaes "pervs, | ot at r than Sept. 29, and must Illustrate the j with wonder. A duck not to like the pond! What could it mean! “Quack, quack,” said Mrs. Indian Runner, “I think you're most polite, ). icture you must write your name, ad- je and your membership certificate number, Address KIDDIE. KLUB CONTEST, Evening World, No. 63 Park Row, New York City, Kiddie Klub Garden Designed by GEORGE MARQUARDT, No, 21 Arthur Street, Clifton, Nod, By Bud Counthan Sms) De. 1Atan OT ~— = ws E a (Ss) 2 K-4 al — ~] 5 ww = = wn my of ort naib A "went dowae ie when T bh 110 Gerry Btreet, City Aw le ‘The wea: will cool, ii Pb ees sare, — wrens | for ome dollar and hamt 1 ‘Kiadle heed tab how veaiue. IN'TE anna a8