The evening world. Newspaper, September 7, 1916, Page 16

ee lt TT ee ee ae pmeermame mee Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Thursday. September 7. 1916) ; : ~~ By CM. Payne ! MATTER, POP! Luckily There's Room in Pop's Vest for Mis Chest to Swell! hy y ABOUT — | ——A ae jem ~-— ‘ nA | ‘ ® ; Tmt ] fy wut Wwe cvtTorm | me Vessi®, irs . a see Plays anc aSbe, cre Tene Y wut Tie everen ae WWOUNE Ones ATER Some Great MAH | — wor GITtN A NAmEe © ty BIDE DUDLEY ~ wing ae rere ¥ COMNOT. American me for Rared Herr ba . AbnoUneing (he Fepertere v« Be prescnied by the Freee o fhe wt Players | 2 Cleopatra Are.” “Adrienne Le Merchant of Ve * OP4 “Howes and Julet” Intereper Pill be the following pamed playiets le Vitre y Hene Feuchow le Diner,” by Poul Beriway; “De Thea ur,” by « French officer now to ihe trenches “Heeuve,” by Mesere Bernhard ond Holeousta” by Ame) “Une dt les,” by Lysiane Berebardi, and “Le aur Modeie, | We origin of Which oe) 1 given, Mame. t, eats for een OT ET TEES Me OF wry wot) ‘are’ E , d Counthar HENRY HASENPFEFF It Was “Fair Enough,” but Not “Fare” Enough! By Bud Counthan ANG WOT TL GAD ~T Nee! wine wz Comin’ wi bey! i bring along of twenty-six persons #he ’ York opening bas not been € WO “TO HEAVEIN® UP Town SPRITE, =) —e * Nou D HuRItY an Ger oy “TROLLEY ~ NOUCW my "Bu ? 3 -406 TO CONDENGE Wie PLay, ine A AMO" soon <0 Ae Otto Haverbach, author of “The “Were OF “re yond! DUC TOR ' EMO fet ent Witness,” now at the Fultoa, [eared m4 CAP + Rt | tre, has decided to revise that Frare’ ts eae” Conmucaee J somewhat. He will do away with projogue and in other ways o Gonse the drama. The’ engagement “The Silent Witness” will not be Nerrypted by the changes. COLLIER AT LONoAcne. William Collier, who hasn't Agkere, beginning | Sirona wee ew farce by James Mont- » entitled “Nothing but the) Frutn® For neariy twee he p on mr tre, will | y two yea as been acting in films In the cast which of “Nothing but the Truth will be offered *by MH. H Margaret Brainerd, Vivian V Maude Turner Gordon, Mary H. Rapley Holmes, Ned Sparks, M. Coman, Arnold Lucy and othe A Pair of Queens,” now at the Longacre, will end its run there Saturday nig! and begin @ road tour Sept. 18 in 1 troit. The original company, with the gxception of Jowph santiey, wil | J LOOKY AND AXEL We'd Hate the “English” End.of This Job, Ourself! West. WEE THEATRE OPENS 80ON, Gowran, 1916, Pram Puieishing Co (NY Prening Worn) r aie , tm SIMPLE ~ You Loab ‘EM ON secon Helen Froeman’ Nino o'Clock The ¥ . YEP, AY GOT VUN JoB FOR” DAS WAGON AN’ COUNT 'EM To ME. aane 5 eat Fi ~ | > - 2 . " Sa Fitth Avenue; wif pee et uae BOTH OF US, COUNTING AY BANE WRITE (T Down in oie faher of The Prpyius eat bes : ‘eae BRICKS FOR VUN BIG L7woppava MEAN SWEDISH~ GET ME? manager for Miss Fi ranges me \ Weare Oar aos Comer any SWEDE FOREMAN! fh (me couNT BRicKs? —— Ten ME ABouT iT! . BRICKS BY WAY OF DIVERSION. g I'm sick,” said Jonathan McGee. TrSiHeamiN “TWO “I guess a doctor I must see. 1 tell you what, it’s tough, Hard luck ts) ever on my trail. I've pains all over and I'm pale. I've suffered quite | enough.” With that he sought an eating place and started in to feed his | fuce with many kinds of food. He teak, some chops and stew, | O68, RAUSARE, ice cream, too, His Was an eating mood. The doctor took McGee in hand, examined him and eaid: “My land! I see what you have done. You've eaten food enough to Kill two men like you, Great guns! Your fill must be « small-sized ton.” Jonathan cut down his meals. Just like @ brand new man he feels and Iife to him is grand. ‘The butcher and the grocer walled. At last they both ‘wave up and failed. The loss they couldn't stand, So many of us eat too) much and thus we get our health in Dutch. We talk in grunts and sighs, Just treat your stomach as a frie! end you'll ms wealthy, in balay end healthy, too, and wise. I talk as 1 ert were. Pooh! pooh!|loff Cutten have been engaged for s 4 i devie sateen tar by offering es-| Halwyn productions By James C. Young vice. It's true I seldom e: HE OUGHTA BE HERE ANY minute! we NARA . > By Jack Callahan. { Gossip. e zaina curtn, Donald Ga and t-[f” MINUTE, MOVIES (| WHEN YOU WERE A BOY HOW TO MAKE A HIT By Alma Woodward ISTER - —— R ot bat | aula ira wan teen tn an to * [THE DAY ScHooL. | [i SSTER SS] * womnnmnnanenpasrnnapanennet cae teeter et caenecrntee that's because I haven't got—er, well,| with Tot Qualters of “The Foll jh Prose Publishing Cor D Your N - Copyright, 1918, by The Pram Publishing Co, (The 3 ik you know—the price. yesterday, Some class! . a ri an Ae i OPENED, AN euneen ss WT) : Al the End of the Season. all you want to, but Ivil take some a J Troup, now with Cohan Save . , : flies ee | one er ay, THE PUBLIC TO CRITICISE. | saris, 18 to be manager of the new LITTLE Jace idol about eight ILI SISTER, GOT L j Bene. 4 team ticket offen foro I get. the George Broadhurst yearns for some Wiliam Jerome Music Publishing A Maahee ELL With. w iscus dowse| i more criticism concerning his farce,| Company. ft hast And Grow Fat”" now at the] Eddie Cooke will be business man- in one hind and a sting « ‘heatre. Ho is inviting all who | ager for toss and Arbuckle in Joseph | beads in the vther, lay on the oe patronize the play to write criticisms | Brooks's production of “What Is Your] peda in Tsing-Tao, where Ipnigenia of it and send them to him at tho| Husband Doing?” Globe. Just what he'll do with them was flung b) ber Japanese captors y. she'll move en standing in ites with three m ‘and jeselled, atte to Wie suit r tounis ra a. NT (calmly)—Have you reser- |“ viyy, (tur bing Rouen ty ne vations? course, there are always rufans , Relat de te ihe ete Nee Shas herbie oF. WUe Ov1ae SAS A yy—Well, | be encountered, but L hope there are be doesn't Mantell Jr. for the role of Ny i ei an ieee a apy. Disconsolate yo PERT OARUANAN TTA Lee cactishians are to) groteen NTTY “The Merry Wives of *7indsor.” though sho was, folled in every at 7 I should say so, I've travelled long) yo oman from WE LIKED IT. Neysa McMein has begun a full-| tempt to reaca civilization, Iphigenia | |H MAYBE SHE'LL / enough gnd extensively enough al-| “Voicg (with w Faucous chuckle)— She was « chorus girl and he a fol-| ength portrait of Carroll McComas, picked up the ny figure and looked | | GOOD MAKE ME ways to ake reservations. My good: | y Le Jower of the races, They got mar- appearing in “Seven Chan at it curiously. 1t was quite ordinary, hess, ld never take a chance, — |. Mrs."S (appeating to agent Riaeks tod hake cles apertmere ce Irene Martin @ birthday Party |yuch a figure as any curio store might MONITOR . Agent (raising bis brows)—Name, | you ving to set there, f RUvarclie DPVe. Ubon See dae rrea | ei. Hondersonien Coney, Tnand,” tack | muon # uauze aa any QUrio at Unrow it TONLY HOPE pists: ne Fe jet that nan inwuit ie? tant! gt ; yearnin i dallagher w Gis pe y) Smythe. le of the company that the em 8 Gallagher was ie, When « Chinese servan \ Mrs, 8. (glibly y {ru i iB yearning 10 90s movie actress, He aie Penh a) talea, ‘No sooner did. this. man we Z HE GETS THE Agent (glancing over the Mst)—) pioyees must protect passengers had money, He'd finance the propa- _— the idol than he pi ‘ himself, MEASLES Smith? Initials, please, any cost?) ‘They speak of the chival th sehen IT WAS THEIR NATAL DAY. —Jinuttering a quewpinvocation, ) Nees Mrs, 8 (in detai)—Smythe, mot! ry’ ot the mon’ who follow ‘the weal writer. . , de d, but € , Sem-y-t-b-e, (va like to see it. Sa Big ta Age iio Aries: Ant Rowland Lae of) APN ge Teese eat ; Seb MO BTR iy oe Teltlaldy haeey Cuenta ieeMacacant ean ideas to the scenarig man and’ he fived | 2even, Chances” celebrated _ their Playing into her hands, She touche ’ please, n.adam, follow the sea. I've never been on a Meas to the scenario man and he fixed | pirthdays yesterday. They are twenty- | Playing and by signs bid him ris R Sire! Gc (nervously) —Oh, initials, A. | fone” cee sem 28 ever boon on ® Up @ photoplay. Then be called at) tree and twenty-one, respectively, A, the man watobing the idol rever- C. ‘Those are the initials, You know, | those initlais were, didn’t you? their home one ufternoon to read the | telegram of congratulation poured in| He did sv, antomine Iphigenia told 8 C 5 aan ae ce -theytre any | ane, Valtiala ware didn't yous pg RRA r ; v y, but returned 4 . 80 ‘hen I'm travelling. Agent (slowly)—Well, t's funny; on ihe Ler Le earn cone Pefore morning, took 1vhigenia by the | 4 y asin “in the Pauent Sromiies this list dated ten dave necks there ® i 9 and led her down a long co! = . eyelet IR PALE oe wae Gecsaith-—but ments Finally the fir spoke up. en through a trap door and a0 HATRED. ae armiviont ind Mo fee | erty coer ity na ace arae Ww idly, “It rea: e silent night. Aeent (very on grap! ‘ato pretty good: bur i's fal ct. inwidio Ng Rey ort Bs. ghee at Ih ervation under that name, madam. spelled PPP eer «Wak wa} id oningly. She could have " ; 8. y i bac} . jp] FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, | genis questioningly. Bhe could Have rere KL (immediately yoleante)—| poor hick! Do you mean to say that na. "You got the right dope, Dut" Hee et ta the hat! How ve had that name on tho iist all eee coo thee ee tee, Geeh butt] Fhe tll marry flere + cea free, out in the big, dark world, But | Well, the Rigs ain tta cage, and| ithe time I've been chatting to you Cl ar had y" . ” Hi 4 q pec hones Mo nere, ha a x e ‘ must say there's a mucus in it for a ane Well, you please me, [where to go JOR Bresnaag, jaan you alt Bere 1h GRAS CAR Soe didn't “sea any. family resem noe i ilautaet tan to vations when I walked @ mile to the} blanco? What do they feed you, any he tered h office, because the bus | way Atte: u they came to a house uph —o * i Ate * Att change of repartee tector had talked long and carn. te ” nd currens mn D we Pp tent EHS AD Watt yazn waved | Pelee fantlaste. a dae else By Arthur Baer SIE APE SHO POET AS OH! 1 FoRGoT i (excitedly)—Up at’ Port! The y te silent, as in Nebuchadness pre |und both sank to the floor in worwhtp, o . 1 Consliadiy UD a Hare ah tg COPPA 294, Br The Pim Peniiating Co. (the Mee York Nreaing Word.) by ophak pole afeuneryti (epee aeetaty phn ats 'M ROWING LIKE THE To DETAC [eee ee a iim sure he'd pas Sea EES ee that devout believers could sho it 0, And I'm sure, he'd 4 1d not be worn neat to the skin, BS GAYONY barre Sone re wae some OT stoves show . | he art ral hoof their ee sak ie DICKENS, YET THE |feaine on his whist had an aweully son trom whe d tied, The | poisonous insect b' ea ‘ Omelettes can be made much more easily by breaking the eggs pe son i w ni baie bad fea ey 8 mau Inaest ite ane and T ORtS ‘ ‘agen and they were off nt ates ees ‘ first. i A weRon 8 of riding wagent courteously) vs te ng ay | id cit nd have no record of it, Tam ¢ | ; 4 couple 0 cans enough can be! brought them to a walled city ar jRROGIA Oe, ale te aa Bean By saving vacant shoes ang unoceupicd iguate pat ih eh ous they avorsed & crooked direst will faye fe a any accommodations accumulated in a few years to exchange for a permit to keep %§ ihrough starin Rs rave & seri 5 left over when these other people Where a cordon of priests surrounded 1 cates Dee ven con By using @ sponge instead of a razor you will cane! ull chances Of jer Consers ot awoot incense wero | warty champeet ne Me eaak OY OEs, hited and the multitude filed in, | er. t. 11 wo. e cutting yourself while shaving. ! Ke ! a nrinaia began to intone and i senor hav ent Rs me rights an ns ime forward to the foot of the | nia tine! T always heard it was the poorest service on the coast now Owing to their pecultar structure, it is very difieull to get more than: tire 110, cia satin cack ica poors f divice on he cokstemaw 1 Oh, white woman," he said, ‘ 0 t oft (One passenger at @ time under a toupee, Jus the Goddess of Mercy, she who that way, Young man, I've travelled ’ wea Ataian and’ wham: van RAYA Tes HOBO ON THE OTHER SHORE CONFISCATED anh ibe oui k aye bread |bored to ux, We are your slaves.” A a Public « te we ind oe ponebaeane Seoords and then dipzing. then in dreag Mare to ue We Ae aur AAR CHARLIES WEARING APPAREL, CHARLIE WED ONLY HAD SENSE ENOUGH Aont (vith to ans | fl Senna’ iettaech: a tees crumbs a very appetizing melody can be played. Jthe idol tantly the throng feil THE SCOUNDREL JUMPED INTO Ti THE PAINTER aU | IN-HIAD 15 cts, each, 6 for: | t an the high pricsiess | SEEING 2 NTE THE A i hype Paar miitigns atone BsEN > \ planting her non-roduce CLUETT, PEABODY 6 CO. ING. MaNeRS 7 i | los to be ef uncounted millions, alone insan | HIS BOAT, AND WOULP HAVE JOST BEN 7 (planting her LUETT, PEAL a spl Ml in Simpville compelling all rivers 5 to be 0 ann Chinen Bie it wor 0! TAN TIME. “fo CA "IME Bo! WER. povee mneneh, Life and dea! ! KS RRO! ble avoirdupols firmly ~You can ask —_——