The evening world. Newspaper, September 5, 1916, Page 14

fe eer te t : ; ABYULI Plays and | Players | By BIDE DLEDINY) HAAAM MOTHS © open ie Wve Tarauey ono hey t in Mu . ° ove J . o testur ely Tanguay variety © handies the Marry Lauder compe: S PLAY RENAMED Mariposa " he char play Michael! Mor chs “Bunshine BY WAY OF DIVERSION When 1 go to the beach to awim I cause @ mild wensation Tim lean of face and spare of limb-in fact, Fevelation to those who we r how a man can live and be so rkinny, A comes from Mary Ann and Sue | Kate and Minnie. Yet Mary Ann, | cor end ewimmers. Without their ‘de cold cream, to naught their b y simmers. Oh, why should women be eo proud in Sunday-go-to-meeting when bathing costumes show the crowd that They've been fudging cheating? To see me on the beach at play ie worth a lot of money, but)! women, I'm constrained to say, look @oven times as funny | A PAVLOWA ACROSBTIC. Anna Paviowa, at the Hippodrome, has received an acrostio which ts She doesn't know who uch obliged Just the Hat the Honore of srg, ' pp more wert than those thet wreathe our ve arate mann 3. hight ett ) tx iv > beama, your are vtand wl All of which means tiet the poet considers Anna some dancer, PRECIOUS TOOK A NAP, Precious is a little dog, of the Pek. Ingese variety, that helps support Murdock in “Please Help Emily” at the Lyceum. His salary is nine bones week—and while that joke may be old one, we think it fits in vi jeely here. In the play Precious h , to be held up by the customs authori- ties at Ostend. If Preah were to misg this scene, the second act would be te pretty much on the bum, or frits, you wish. He's very important— thoro! eo. Now let's go ahi with the etary. sdgekas ‘Well, was missed the other night. There was the customs man Around and around went stage hands, actora and others behind the scenes, all looking for Just as the customs man was about to ad lib a dog situation, All right—now, as we were @aying, Presh was found. ere was he found? Bound asicep in Charlies Cherry's atik hat. BOLIVAR BROWN SAYS. ‘The kalf are a littel red animile ‘what wobbles all ovir and bawis when it are hungry. When a kaif runz its lege gor faster than its frunt ones, so it fallz down. Tho kalf are the daughter of the kow, but it hi no horns, We have got a kal which my father calls Jewlia, aftir my mother, and other names. One day my father tryed to fede the kalf brand, and he says nice kaffy, butt it never dua no 4d. The kalf kicked my father runn ovir to the other kow, my father gott out of the mudd my mother laffed and so did I, My father ioked me fer boath of us. THe milk, eo hi tor says the kalf belo: ruped ly, but ou! Rrown fambly. Gossip. Anna Held has returned from At- lantic City, where she visited Lillian Russell. FE. A. Bachelder is to go ahead of Max Rabinoff's Boston National Grand Opera Company. Robert M. Harris is in charge of the Lew Fields offices while Mr. Fields is tn Chicago with “Step This Way.” Broadway hears that portions of the present edition of the Ziegfeld | “Misnight Frolic” will go into vaude- v Jack Gardner, husband of Louise Dresser, in trying out a new talking 3 to the quad- belongs to the “'S'MATTER, POP?” - = 7 I T } WeaTs aT 17S wea’ \ | RACKET AfovT) “es | —“—_! r \iticetin | | | ee a HENRY HASENPFEFFER mar orev! (Gam ‘ray DocrroR WH ou! marer du Ly Some regular Indians out in Da- kota have sent Beth Lydy of “The Girl From Brazil" a blanket, and she is yery, very happy. Harry Clay Blaney opened his new show at tho Majestic, Jersey City, Ades wl and a wire says he nocked their eye out. The gross receipts at to-night’s per- forman t the New Brighton The- atre will to St. Mark's Catholic Church, Sheepshead Bay. Alice Lioyd, who sailed for Lon- don last Saturday, intends to return tito the United States about Christ- f | mas time, George Henry Trader has succeeded William Seymour with the Charles Frohman Company, Billy Jerome, writer of many a pop- ular song hit, will open his own mu- sic publishing house Oct. 1, Mr. Je- rome enjoys the friendship of George M. Cohan, and it is said the Jerome concern will publish all the music written by Mr. Cohan for Cohan & Harris productions. THEY SHOULD WORRY, The show at the Opera House last night was very good, but there was little applause, Most of the people present were loving young couples who were holding hands, this fair to the show people? We say no. Kinzie (Ind) Needl FOOLISHMENT. nen out on @ toot, 0 FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “She started a fire with kerosi: ‘She did?” and singing act in vaudeville, “Yes, and she hasn't bengine since.” 7 . Facts Not Worth Knowing By Arthur Baer ‘s Covyright, 1910, by The Prams Wublishing Co, (The New York Evening Worid,) 2 day | workmen in the Arctic Circle are striking for an eight-hour In a recent decision by the Junkt held liable for damages by patrons w eating pic. own courts, restaurateurs can not be ho cut themscives with knives while From cdvance styles received from Paris, indications point to the fact that hats wil! be worn hollow this season, Pianos are now being made with @ut of the player's grasp. leather handles so they witl not stip One of the casicst jobs in the world te calling out the stations on an @ceon Miner, Numerous are the usee of a Atooplaville inventor's soup periscope which Can bo ultlised as a vest pullaher, hat creaser, whisker detecter or converted Me © epeodometer and atieched to encile, x . . (, ~ Obte “Dee' ws pierce! of Y'bsGuISe 5 Gear aver! WALK RIGHT UP AN’ BUST HIM ON THE BEAK! HELL BE ¢/ A SITTING “THERE EATING BS HIS LUNCH AT THE LAS’ > Goo) taupe! ITs us j Yo wiew { TRAD EWOuGd To BTR! | facd order Bor [ | tacd orden) " )Awhut Go “OE CALED RAL “Timeé AY MY Home Mune SNELL SE Qube TL MUTA Ty La BEEN OUTA Tne GEE, MEAN AXEL WAS BEEN TRYIN’ ALMOST A WEEK “TGET EVEN WITH THAT BIG MEXICAN “THIS TIME. 1 BET WE GET Him Good! IINUTE MOVIES i By James C. Young peerrers sf ’ Temperament. it. 1916, by The Press Publishing Co, Coorelt Ng New York Eveaing Worlt HILFE waiting to go on in "The W Perils of Iphigenia,” Tillle of the films met Mrs. Salmon, “mother” of the company. “Why, how are you, you dear old dear?” exclaimed Tillle “Don't ‘old dear’ me," was the caus- tic answer, “It is not so long since I was doing my part in Shakespeare, and that's more than many @ one can say.” ‘Oh, I don't know,” retorted Tillie, “perhaps some of us will never act again.” “What's this? What's this?” inter- posed Simon Blatz, the president, coming upon the scene, “Why are you women always quarrelling? Every day it ts the same thing.” “But they are not quarrelling, Mr. Blatz,” remarked the heavy man, as he joined the little group. “It is merely the feminine way of showing Jaffection, 1 assure you. Presently you | will see them wiping away the tears and pledging lifelong friendship. Come, Tillie, aren't you going to ery for us “Go away, I hate you,” responded the young heroine. “Mrs, Salmon and I were not quarrelling. We aro ladies, and ladies never quarrel.” “There, now, | am to blame,” said the heavy man. "I knew it, The fault is all mine.” “Well, well, let's forget it,” replied Mr. Blatz, who shrinks from @ scene, h he deals in them. let's do,” agreed Mrs, Salmon. orgive you.” ive me?" came from that lady , you are kind. It would be to ask pardon for a rude an- r Me ask your pardon," exclaimed Mrs. Salmon, “me, who am old enough to be your mother, Not much." "Ab, at last Mrs, Salmon admits her age,” said ‘1 ng her hands in glee. d these gentlemen heard the confession.” “Get away from me, you little cat,” stormed Mrs. Salmon, verging on the violent “Ladies, please,” interposed Mr, Blatz. “Ladies nothing,” continued Mrs Salmon. “No telephone girl can tell me what to do.” The tragedian whispered into the ear of Mr. Blatz: "Quick, leave them They'll be crying in a minute, ruin their make-up and spoil a reel.” Mr. Diats fied, He is @ business Is Progressing Slowly but Surely! fount MEAN THANG | Wicrtin’ 4 to ' ee oe That Henry Came Out Ahead in This Argument! i WHEN YOU WERE A BOY SHINE YOUR || OWN SHOES. ALAS TALL A | DEES KEED HE'S TINK HE'S ONE-A BEEG MAN, | | | THIS POOR SUFFERING GINK WOULD HAVE HAD THE CAUSE OF HIS PAIN REMOVED 1 AY O81 BUY Souc “ My POT AWE Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Tuesday. September 3. 1916 Between the Two Kids, Pop's Lducation By C. M. Payn + oe VAR DON | sTAWe ¢ ‘ | Herd peice) Recor my arre ita ‘ \ieeee THAw were By Bud Counihan MTA, REMEBER KEEP ouTA THis! KITCHEN Mt! -—-— —% o- = a bs 5 re; Fp Ly By Jack Callahan. } YEH, EVER SINCE HE'S BEEN GOIN’ WITH THAT GIRL WOT MOVED IN NEXT Dook THHIM, LET'S THROW JUD ON Good BYE, Good LikK , ae BLESS YOU KNOW HOW IT 1S YOURSELF 1! | MOLLIE OF BOUND. Sundieg of, the Glorta Film Co ance (Somewhere in © tower clo: Various members of the compe! of collejee froin extreme hunger. \@ director, obilrions to the misery around bum, coutiaued directing.) OICE (surreptitiously) — Ah, have @ heart! Director (looking at watch) —Just that one bit over again and we'll quit for lunch. Ready! All right. Half hour—and everybody be ready directly after for the acene where Lord Dare's house party comes into the ancestral hall, for afternoon tea, after the j:» skating contests. Sweaters and wool caps. Mollie—What're you going to do about the contest scene, boss? Where'’re you going to get ice In this weather? Director—Oh, we'll use some old stock stuff taken last year in Mont- !real. Go on now and eat—cause | we've got @ lot to accomplish this afternoon, Mollie (resentfully) — Now don't you go and hurry me ai my meals. I'm not going to stand for it any more. I've got indigestion fierce— regular old home week my stomach's | having. I had to go to the doctor's | and get @ prescription and everything —all on account of the way you make me eat my lunch, No more ham sandwiches and vinegar pickles for me, The doctor says it's an outrage the stuff we eat. He made out a lst for me, Company (crowding about)—List? What kind of a list? Mollie (with pride)—A list of what I ought to eat at lunch, so that I won't have to advertise for a per- fectly good, new stomach when I'm forty, or 80. Director (scoffing)—Lette see list (examines {t), “Chestnuts!” Where are you going to get chest- nuts in August? Mollie (with dignity)—He says I'vo got to eat them because they con- tain 7 per cent. of fats and 74 per cent. of carbohydrates, Director (jeering)—-How do you do! “Macaroni Swell chance you've got of getting macaroni in that joint across the street. Mollie (almost in tears)—Maca- roni has 1.5 per cent. of fate and 15.8 per cent. of carbohydrates—and I'm going to get something that’s on that Mest, no matter what it costs, I'm not gcing to lose all my sweet | plumpness 4.14 Ss ward and! starved looki.:. lo one’s going to! ut me on the do... -and-out Het just! ‘or the sake of @ Little macaron! and) chestnuts | the THE By Alma Woodward Copyright, 1016, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) MOVIES | Director (giving back the lMet— Well, 1 wish you Joy. Me for @ juicy onion sandwich and @ seidl of dark beer. (Mollie sends Claude, the general eng in quest of fate and ocar- bohydrates. The other girls fish queer packages of stuff from hiding places and start to eat.) ; : Mollie (mouth watering) — Jenale, how many fats do you suppose that dill pickle has that you're eating? Jennie (speech impeded by pi a I should worry! Mollie (solemnly)—Well, you not worry now, Jennie. But you twenty ye from now, when you have to have all your drinking water boiled and pepsin in your coffee, Jennie (not disturbed) —Aw, my grandmother lived on cabbage and spare ribs up to the time she was ninety-two—then she took to pig's knuckles. And my grandfather never ate @ moal without scallions—he's a pretty live member yet—at ninety- five. Mollie (in disiress)—How can you tell you've inhertied their stomachs? You're taking an awful (Claude returns with nuts, wholly holes--and a dusty pan of macaronl. He puts them before Mollie. She takes a look.) Mollie (softly, after a minute)—Jen- nie, I really don't believe that demens lurk tn dill pickles. Do you? Jennie (slyly)—-No, of course not. Have one? Mollie (quickir)— Yeh. And cer- tainly chocolate layer cake is whole- some—tt’s wot egss and butter in it, Jennie (handiig over the delect- able combini.\ion)—They're espectally nourishing when eaten together, Mollie (munching away delightedly) —Yes, that's what I think—carbohy- rates may be germs for all I know! ARROW] COLLARS GO WELL WITH BOW OR FOUR. | f] IN-HAND 15 cta. each, 6 for 90cta,