The evening world. Newspaper, August 30, 1916, Page 14

bs ATTER, P + “eere vires HENKY HASE NP eo Davoren Dorr mpany SEEM VOHOIPAL prisoners found the dancers couldn't |B "BBE Ms BOOP” remain they poune on the tables MARRIAG APME on ; oe wore pt perp tr pony! / WEE AND REILLY JOIN, O BK Wee and Bdwin Hetlly have formed @ partnership and wt the producing ft have cepted a play from known author and have obta r dramatic rights to a novel, Wee is really the name MAYO BOOTH DID WELL. Margaret Mayo, who managed the theatr! booth at the recent Allied ral Palace, has to Mra. Prec Treasurer of telief Fund his sum Donald much comit “The Silent W under a three-years’ cont ver Morosco itnens, FL OOE YAN ND AX Gee y'simp! BLINN THEATRE COMING TRUE, Holbrook Blinn's proposed theatre will likely be a reality before Christ- mas comes arount Mr. Miinn is con- aiderin sives, one near Fifth Avenu the other near Broadway It is ¢ ted he will decide on one soon, and that the work of construc- tion will immediately follow his de- cision, BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Said Silas McGuggin, in Peeweeple's store: “It ain't very often that 1) make a roar, but had I my way I'd) condemn to their doom the fellows | who turn out the stuff called perfume. | This morning my daughter come) downstairs to eat a’ bringin’ an odor) so turrible sweet it made me right sick, and I put my foot down, Said I: “Cut that out!’ And I frown. My daughter a’ and I told her, ‘Perfur you think you're a bloom?’ My wife said: ‘Don't worry, | my dear. He's a fool, important ‘round here as a fly on a mule.’ 1) picked up my hat and I left ‘em at once. They've lost me for good. Oh, I'm nobody's dunce. I'll get a nce room at McDougal's hotel, They'll AY (var20 : ne b) J HAD Y'Go BACK To CAMP AN! PUT YER UNIFORM ON? SIMPLY'AS A MBASURE OF PROIECTION! NO MEXICAN WOULD DARE HIT A GuY wits AUS LUNIFORM ON! por Are tec or 1 Por wave e Toy FEFFER ‘iC Dow wiv ) veut “ou AN ™ XEL CANT CHA SEE WHY Home see Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Wednesdsy: August 30, Remember, a Child Always will Take You at Your Word! ener orton: a8 + By ¢. M. Payne ---——--- —-,-- - — TAwe vdeee Worl we | “ | THay Tdete THarWewe T ‘Too The 68 Too GRAND PoP acw we | YOUNG ONE in THE WORLD. ‘ | te Ge AW *ave (Seems te® Have Tie [dee THat PoP wourba? o#T / “THAT P be tor rpg i s e of CTT } J Mibbion Dor.iaw DweamMs \were or wedi de | | Bheseg | [| Dont eu You NoTHin J means LW (wan voir! my LAD T weed ) AL TH Luck HAPPINESS IN World OF THis SIDEWALK! never defy me no more with that! Montague Glass has a new play of smell.” “Si's right and I'm for him," | Jewish life which will be produced by Jed Peeweeple said. “Them odors Is William A. Brady. awful, They go to my head, He's) Nicholas Judels is to be in A. H. quit home for good, Oh, he'll never! Woods's production of “Her Market go back, A will is a thing that he| vai never did lack.” Just then the town oH le” a k: rf Clock in the steeple struck one. Old | x, HabPy fel’ a sk ts Silas jumped up and he left on a run 1 being “It's time for my dinner, I reckon,” | eaid 81. “I've got to get home or I'll! males apple ple, GIB 18 DOING NICELY. repared for vaud Otis Harlan was in town last night. He says that the report that de has quit the stage is groundless, Any- body needing a good dresser on and off might visit Port au Peck and in- Tom Gill, rin the sketch, “Any | spect Otis. Soap To-D has a nephew, Gib-| “Leona Stephens acted as critic for @on Davidson, who is taking the |tne Elmira Herald at a performance ricultural course at Cornell. One the requirements of the coilege ts that students taking that course get some practical experience on a farm. of “The Yankee Girl” at Rorick's Glen the other evening, She was the soubrette at that place last summer, . Charles Dillingham will meet the aie wnat, Gibaen Revigeen is do- | prevailing demand for hula-huia + . LAR ts te linusic by installing Gypsy Countess his nephew asking him how he was getting on with his studies on the farm. Yesterday he received a reply. It said: girl Verona and her quaint musical instru- ment on the promenade floor of the Hippodrome during intermission at “The Hig Show.” Henry E. Dixey, in “Mr, Lazarus,” ‘will open at the Shubert Theatre next ‘Tuesday evening instead of Monday as originally announ' Gos. Billy alligan and Dama Sykes, Ri roe who were in “Watch Your Step,” will oma Lauri has been engaged for make their appearance in vaudeville the new play, “The Hour of Tempta- Monday afternoon at the New Brigh- tlon.”* ton Theatre. | THOSE GIRLS! “Ive taught every in this township the one-step, and now I'm teaching their mothers and grand- mothers.” | B (LISSEN. Don! nT \ PAY ANY \ ATTENTION TO THEM, IF WE WERE EVER SEEN TALKIN’ To THEM, WE'D BE Fr PNSRACRD SAY, LUCY, DATE THE OFFICIAL ONCE OVER. Y {ey D WIN Figst! PRIZE AT THE EXHIBITION My BRAINLE 5° Se ay WEY SAID THEY WERE COLLEGE BOYS THEY LOO LIKE A COUPLE OF MIS PELT az ay J A COUPLE O ON THE SHR’ PERSON HAW i A S Yirrocr \ \ < > SAD STORIES! GET THE SOCKS William A. Brady and Jules Eckert nan have left the hospital in Plainfield and are now at their homes. Hoth expect to be able to attend a dress rehearsal of “The Man Who Came Back" at the Playhouse to- | morrow night, | Charlotte Greenwood, Sidney Grant, Walter Catlett, May Boley, Ben Linn, Percy Bronson and Winnie) Haldwin wil be seen in So Long Letty,” when it opens in New York Morgan Coman has returned to the jcity after a visit with his old asso- e, Marcus Mayer, at Charleston, He expects to act out tris H. season, As predicted in this department two weeks ago, EB. H, | make another farewell tour. Muriel Window is returning from England, Her — huspand, Emmet Keane, will remain abroad, FOOLISHMENT. 4 cone like thi But fot wee Ne mean T doa't mow," FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Polite Frenchman— Excuse, ma- dame! Fat Woman—What's wrong? Polite Frenchman—Excuse, mad- ame, but my hat ees sitting on se same » chair as you. y Jack Callahan. Topreant Wie Peas Poem Do You SEE THE SAME THING 1D0? OUR FRIENDS RESEMBLE LOOKIN’ IF fF THEY'RE NOT, WELL HAVE To CLAIM TWeRE'S A imp MISTAKE , SHAW! Sothern is to| Robert | & THE EVENING j KLUB KOLUMN i ‘The Selfish Boy. Tn @ beautiful house in the country there lived @ eelfsh boy, He had many playthings. A mile away there lived a poor boy in a tumbledown the rich boy passed the poor bay's bous, His puree, yf bor, wanted. to go in to ret me ho. e to tell you @ little secret, ad you shell have it ‘Ashamed, said he would like to . the Uitte who ny en Now it "ya want the ee cos ae Mudsien."" nurse Lives thie Brae oes ye cried be No, 167 Schenck Avenue, Brooklyn, Her First Lesson of Disobedinonce oiler. while ritting eh Sew, soe ‘marched home. Yay A few r SMary's i ver bi cottage, He had no toye, One fine apring morning | The Young Man Don't Understand Now, but He Will Later i a (eR Bur ite e Tanke wun? AN AD AN OLH PAL 2 ‘To - MORROW + OF POPS Lemme C Bh eee mat ( ox BoY-—-TeT woULL 2 1 MARRIED GRY) ALi Loox Back ) a YAAS - (' TaLnin T'you! GIT OUTA THE WAY an’ LET ACOUPLA AMERICANS Pass! YER “TAKIN' UP “Too MUCH WORLD'S | coughing. Seer A em Pemmns Oe Os Somming won ON “Who DAY 40 TH’ HaPreer IN YrLiFe ¢ > eel ] { 2 Wey AXEL! ANT CHA GONNA HELP ME 2? Kiddie Klub Korner CONDUCTED BY ELEANOR SCHORER v « fv HOW $ KIDDIE 'O BECOME A KLUB MEMBER PIN COUPON EVENING WORLD “KIDDIE CLUB” AVE six pin coupons Iike the one above, printed in the Kiddie Klub Korner Mondays, Wednes- days and Fridays, The coupons may start at any number, When you have six coupons numbered in retar tion, 63—54—55—56—57—S58, gene, them to the Kiddie Klub, Evening World, No. 63 Park Row, New York City, with @ note In which you gaust state— YOUR NAME, YOUR AGE, YOUR ADDRESS. Af a. THE LION GRABBED PASCAL DASCAL BY HIS ROMPER 8 AND SHOOK HIM! You must be careful to at the blige So Mere? soir. | 2 | three things, as no applic: Sn git et Nyce, Meee’ t| | SLEEPYLAND By Uncle Bill }]be CONSIDERED unless thie infor: tie era replied, | * : wns | mation is complete, no Tar Gt! last thought bie time Copyright, 1916. by The Tress high as a horse, and had a very broad | sides even a fat lion will not stand} If your note and coupons meet the sone sity mother lat te 0m He (ihe How Tors Brealag World.) buck, His color was tawny and | being abused above conditions, upon receipt of tia tee i ri Pascal Dascal the Rascal Pulled the a n and he was fat as bul r And when Tim and Downy prom-linem we will mail you your pin and HR Do “He won't hurt you,” the King sal ised to he good the lion sald: “Get on i : at Sia by, Ears of the Fat Lion and Joyerigytot hurt aus’ the, King eal | ised to be good the lon wad’ “ie on La certifieste of membership, Ago our Flag Spoiled the Fun, fools like hitting any one with his They did. He did, limit, fifteen years, i : big paws. We wey, to-day our color, NE day Tim and Pascal and| fo the boys gathered around the | ¢ i" ® ‘ our baarte : Downy Dim were playing tag in|!ion and patted his head and pullet | F IRS it on LE Ss FRO?) N ,S Sleepyland Forest when they|!!* mane, which was something like 4% id horse hair and something like wool 4 enenneennner ten penne Onenentne nt COLLECT SEL. OR And when they pulled it too hard the s NTMAN, Wort iion opened his big mouth and showed | naweeee pane igs Peat Conan eet Wore his teeth, each tooth like an lvory wT thinkven ‘mmist feel like a ateen. with ee heard a sound like a locomotive Pretty goon tt came nearer nd te Hefane. to sabe ‘Bund was be al LTMARS Koa AS The Kiddte Klub, m are winted upon, rie of Blewland, fia the" boys” like Biter ‘au plasing Dall, vay play VioLit Hous Wty Areous, | and the sound was louder. Then it eh ike, Ne comilimenta and Wre that ‘your Kiddie ‘ dagger, ind said "Woof!" so loud coms lim gpine Bener yet, aus It sounded like |tnat they all jumped backward, ‘The |‘"Xnd’ the ‘is right to suppose this, for 1 thunder, and at the end of It there|King sald: “Come, Bimbo; xive the | feally do CHASIN. Noy 1810. ot In ac90 France Lived ps if . atl ie fe Secret ot thee Mer he was a roar like this: “R-r-r-roomph!" | boys ride” So the fat lon NONICA PURDY of 485 Wont Pity tet eae bik on Kaas on recur | squanched down, and the boys got president. “Ite a lion! A big, big lion!" said i ne to tateswet ahd Our on his back and he trotted away with 89 Sel UT. y 8 members in ine Kiddie Kit, ate eee te at ascal Dascal., “I'm going!" And he} them, just like a cat as big as @ horse. Le A ge Pama aa, ‘iret teeta cpmees ts gin | began to run a8 fast as he could.| Pascal Dascal the Rascal leaned ———e rece, ga. | HEINE me Belong tle lila” Klub.” ath iia, Ake Umnded the old winan | Tin told him to wait, because the lion | over and pulled the lion's ears. Bim- ANNA M, THOMAS, 19 Rastwond Tice, Je iKONGR aneYER. x a ea, (yma! 1 departs but the, old women 10 would aurely catch hin if he ran, but |ho growled and rolled the boys off his |{hing’ about! the wdc Raut AMR Pe was alae Hoot, Patricia to the wall it might not hurt him if he stood fat back. Thon he roared in a volce| i : airicia criet ality ried, | Suddeniy she bent still and looked very brave. So all! like thunder: "Who pulled my ears?” | BUIZARDTH WBNCI KEL, 610 Second Street Ml a little aman Lig touched the boys stood up boldly and looked |" did, please, lion,” said Pascal | Collegy Poi item ty ony) parents | i Toad herwelt in a beautifil ex: | very brave, and pretty soon who do| pascal, “Phe lion opened his mouth, | Kudo ar wiki mre les | Waliettaintteet | you suppose came down the pine! ai big and red inside, and grabbed Mite ius Spore us Pascal Dascal the Rascal by his |, MATIUbA, no! rompers and shook and sliook and |{ shook shim, And Pascal yolled: 1 be a good boy! I'll be a good bo s loud as he could, So after a whilo the lion put him down, fast as ho could. needle path? The King of the Woods, leading his pet lion by the collar, | He was a strong, big lion, half as! een Every kiddie who joins the klub will receive a silver gray ightd Mandant of Lave, Purity GLARE KAROCH, 407 Beat Thint Street. Mount Vernon, "t belong to another anh, But it asnok as wood ae your, I thiak youre is grand,” Pascal ran home as Tho King of the hy Woods told Timbo and Downy Dim ot Me. onal cette ef mn like the one here | that they should alwaye treat all ani- ian vane B IER. Pee plage | fee a shown, mala kindly, eepesiaily tions, groause (rece ide | ba) ° {t was the right thing to do, aad be.’ et Beoel't welbet SUR ast!» - emma *