The evening world. Newspaper, August 24, 1916, Page 14

as a i | j ] AbUOLT Plays and Players ty BIDE DLDLEY COMEDY caliet “HMushl” bee A been sciecied by Winthrop anes oe the opening eftrer sem ot the Lett The Oret performance there @il be “oo Oot & The play te the wore of Violet Fearn, Mr Ames deseribes it a8" bumorous prolee! egeine’ shaene, © selivicn) Sep ft eBtreme prudery.” Hatelle Win woos and Cate tae Nesbit, will ° he oriecipal | 008 Mr, Ames plane to produce four playe at the Lite Theatre, which will be big main “plant.” Grenvilic Horket hae @ritten for him @ farce casio’ “The Morris fos.” inspired by the novel, “The Wrong Bos.” by Kober | Loute Stevenson and Lioyd Obhourne | There are twoiv Tears ace wwoire sooner) HENRY HASENPFEFFE Muribut, will be another Little The: | etre Bovelty, A Japanese tragedy en- Utled “The Faithful,” by Jobn Mase- Meld, ‘r om the Ames programme also, For the children at the Lituie The- ete Mr, Ames will have o modern) emtertainment of marionetios. Por- wih be given Monday, , Dhuredey and Friday after- weens and Maturday mornings. IT 16 “THE CENTURY GIRL.” i. ap the title at the Century Theatre. ‘wil beste hi about _— 2 GTRASOMAN'S WisDOM. “Tura to the Right" the sum of ie used at each Winchell #mith, 0o- nd co-producer of the play, has BO use for stage money. ie u that if the actore are handling It do it natu- manager of the company, to- “It's ostly. We lose the i..ter- a@uppose we run here cont. we'll love $17.16 ‘ou 200, while the us, will be a winner it will al no Abom!” ore vet BiorEn® THUREDAY. e lbow” will reo th pippoerease Thureday evening of next week. The new ice-skating bal- jet been named “The “Keerry “SYBIL” THE FIROT. “ " which opens the Empire '® @eason next Monday night, will be the rst musioal comedy to be rear ist, at that house since it THE HUNCH WAS aooD. While perusing The Evening World Charles Dillingham, who reads this newspaper very el » motioed that a horse named Golden was to run at Saratoga. The idea occurred to the theatrical man that thio te aoe EOORY one of John L, | Golden, one o! e cers “Tur to,the Tighe” aoe | “Ie @ ” " ‘ ES ia unch,” said Mr. Dil. ithout be wired a friend in Saratoga that Golden should / Golden did. i ARLtee AT THE CRITERION, Vv Kila Erlanger and George C. br ler will present George ‘Arline in at the Criterion Theatre ip Sretemper, The play is by Edward tng Mr. Arliss will Include: Meee Charles " Harbury, ‘Ed, ft. R Leigh Denny,” Dudiey epee, 78 Rutherford and Fred WHEAT CHANGES PLANS. The extreme heat of yesterday ehattered the plans of several theat- rical producers. No matinees were held at the Longacre, Shubert and the Maxine Elliott theatres and the! Messrs. Shubert decided CE: atpone ot \y*s the Forty-eighth Street 10. to next Monday, ansi that of Giri From Brazil,” at the Forty- fourth treet, from Monday to Wednesday evening of next week. Gossip. Fay Templeton is to return to vaudeville. Doyle and Dixon are booked for the New Brighton next week. Jay Barnes of the Morosco forces ie ill at the Hotel rr. Gus Weinberg been snapped 4%, ne Comstock musical play, George Aloysius Kingsbury 4. turned to Broadway minus his And the barbers are striking When Mrs. Fiske goes on tour in “Erstwhile Susan," her company manager will be none other than genius Harry Elmer. Oliver M. Sayler, dramatic editor “The ‘ S'MATTER, porr’ I Tous mY PoP 1 DidnyT Fe ¢ one Gave Ay —_ 5 = Oo FLOOEY We @or ALOT TE. THANKFUL FoR AxeL! IF WE HADN'T FOUND THE OLD “RIO GRAND! YesTertay WED A Ed OF THIRS ALL WE GOTTA bo Now 16 To & FOLLOW THE RIVER “Tue WE COME 7 ‘BL PASO® counting the autos on Broudway yesterday, Nijinsky has eelected Robert Ed- mond Jones to create the settings and costumes for the new dunces to be done this fall by the tiallet Russe, BOLIVAR BROWN SAY8. The foneygraft are a machine whot lays and sings songe after every- die gita tyred of them. T' ey~ graft are all rite when it's new and owned by you. When it are owned by your nayber it are a dampest, my father ses. We had a foneygratt what played “The Frunt End of a Perfeckt Day” ontil it got my father into @ fite with Mr. Jones, who lives next doar, The foneygraft was sew then, A few wekes later my father went over and opologised to Mr. ;Jones, One nite my father come hoam from the klub walking krooked and busted the foneygraft all up be- ‘ause he accidental touched the spring and it began to sing “Gud Bye Boose.” You kin say things to the foneygraft and it will talk back like parrits and married wimen. IT CERTAINLY DOES. Marsball Wier will exbibit his five- legged calf at his home to-morrow ‘ening for the benefit of the singing society. There will also be mu and ice cream, Looks like a big time, Walnut (Mo,) Times, FOOLISHMENT. "0 mors to ber beau 0 1 look, doer” 1) anewered, Hho And Joe mere FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, Salesman—That, sir, is a clgay you ny_of your friends, ner—Good! Now have you Cust: of the Indianapolis News, was ween | got any | could smoke myself? FACTS NOT WORTIL KNOWING By Arthur Baer. Copyright, 1916, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) I’ is aot known just how tall a full-grown alligator is when standing | eu. very Good Aw bas ea NiCrEL You See, All “ Pops’ a i ‘A OUGHTA LEARY You® oP To ( Do THAT \ L } f / Rs Is He Glad His M-I-L Is Coming? You May Have Three Guesses, but IN-LAW" © Comin’ for A LONG ECT “TH - Moron A UsT OF it aereenmeneenaeman eee if GOOD STORIES OF THE DAY. ? Lines Be Bothered! N her draped and darkened tent I the amateur palmist was reading hands for a charity. Her present client was @ fair maid, who waited (impatiently to her her fate, tt! “Ab.” sald the palmist, with slow j{mpressiveness, “I see by your hand ) that you are going to be married.” “How wonderful!” with a blush, “And,” went on the wise one, a note of acerbity in her, voice, “I see that you are engaged tod Mr, Binks.” { “Ite perfectly amazing!" gasped the girl. “How can you tell?” “By the long etudy of the art,” came the evasive reply, “But surely the lines in my hand cannot tell you the name of’— “Who said anything about lines?” retorted the sibyl, with cutting scorn, “You are wearing the engagement ring which I returned to Mr. Binks three weeks ago.”—Philadelphia Pub- Me Ledger, ss Like Master Like Man. “es sald the girl © such thing aa stuck-up- Pishness about her," says the loyal servitor, defend- Jing his mistress against the criti- | cisms of the acquaintance who ts in- | velghing against class discrimination jand the attitude of wealthy to- ward the working ele: t “Well, but don't around!" order you “Bure, she does, But, Lord, she | bawle me out just the same as what she does her husband. She don't ‘ difference between me an’ "Judge, ——_. Encouragement. erect, as they don’t stand that way MILLIONAIRE railroad Biibitte and @ munitions contract When going at full speed a passenger locomotive {x rumored to give | oe to @ reporter in his New more than 1,253 puffs a mile, | sands, BUR Wish peeved. ia —— does e@ harm, They who are Putting up signs prohibiting mice and rats might do some yood if they| malig Ket small comfort when could read, you tell them the scandal is false. Tf a dish of spaghetti was placed tallest meals in the world. end to end it would make one of the Snakes and eels never have foot trouble Never take a quinine pill upside d facing you when you swallow it. Tak CGuse serious consequences, It is best _ HN Rts 98 Bie atetridus own. Always be sure to have the pill ing a quinine pill backward is apt to to approach a@ quinine pill from the ts weight more cventy, mttaer ant serrated J Does this news, which they know al ready, v i" remark of the mutual friend. ‘Oh, how I adore that girl!’ a chap said to this fellow, ‘Rut she's so beautiful, so fascinating, | know Vil never succeed in’ winning her 0 said the mutual friend love. Rot!" ‘Lots of other men have suc . 4 Why shouldn't you?’”—Washington aes . ee o make good the harm they have uch comfort is almost as bad as an Hennes HER Pippen nb ANOTHER THING WE GOTTA BE “THANKEUL FoR (THAT WERE ON Good OLD U.S. Soll! WERE UNDER UNCLE SAMS PROTECTION AN’ WE'RE: ABSOLUTELY SAFE * Don't Use the Same Methods! at ) TAT TER Emeeg er ri STOP ce You'll Need ( Inly One! Fearn Ft Rew Cormeen me ee 4 AN’ GAY-Mowl Gey “Tw ) ¢ “TH FIRST “Vi You J Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Tharsday. August 24. 1916 By C. M Payne ’ —_ on Good nicaT hurr MIGHT Gwe me 7 Catto or | ] t i By Bud Counihan | Hons Bare “A tAemns 0 » Dav? } WHEN YOU WERE A BOY ’ AN' WHEN LUKE CALLS ON ME, You'RE To KEEP OUT OF THE YOU'RE NOT GOIN’ To HANG OUT WITH THAT GAS HOUSE BUNCH ANY MORE, SEE? ESPECIALLY THAT TOUGH KID, WHATS - HIS-NAME, IF | CATCH YOU WITH HIM AGAIN VEL Fix YOU. COSTUMES OF TO-DAY. WOULD 9 TERRIBLE T GE Na OF le {ON THE 4.45 ° By Jack Callahan. } By Alma Woodward | é Copyright, 1916, by The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) SCENE: The parlor car of the 4.48. ‘Ml. Brown bas just unfuried the “sening paper irs, Brown, all supervivacious, blows in burle herself into the chair beside bim,) M* B. (breathless)—Oh, ar! Iwas so afraid so want to rid +s and I did home with you. I've got so much to '»" about. Mr, B. (stifing a yawn)—Won't it wait? I haven't had a shot at the | Sporting page yet. Mrs. B. (with disdain)—Oh, you {have plenty of time for your old sporting page. Just pretend you're | etill interested in what I have to say, and maybe t’ )«' or passengers won't think we're married. I'm so excited and full 6% yolitios! Mr. B. (aghast)—Politica! la too much! Mrs. B. (ignoring the sarcasm)— You ee, down at the shore we're away from it all, but t in the Kreme Runiidias Ca (N.Y GrennatWore.), YOURE To BE IN THIS HOUSE AT NINE OAKK EVERY NIGHT, AN' YOU'RE To GET UP AT SEVEN AN! WHEN YOU'RE | ASKED TO GO To THE STORE, GO'! HERE AFTER YOUNG MAN. You'LL TAKE MORE CARE OF YouR CLOTHES, AND ILL SEE THAT YOUR HANDS AND FACE will, BE KEPT CLEAN Ob, this ytoing, it just made me feverish, reuliy. Mr, B, (indulgently)—Aw, what do you Know about politics? Mrs, B. (piqued)—Now, George, that sounds like a slur, Ll bet) snow ale wont as much about politics as you DON'T You PuT Him Away! 0. Mr. B. (dangerously sweet)—I'll bet you know more, Mrs, B. (slowly)—You're not a bit patriotic, are you? Mr. B. (puzzled)—What's olism got to do with politi Mrs. B. (eagerly)--Why, Patriotism 18 politics, Mr. B, (jeoring)—Strike one! Mrs, B. (patiently)--Well, of course | know you're wrong, but I’mm@ot go- ing to argue it with you. Who are |you going to vote for, anyway, George? { Mr, patri- erything! B. (emitting — bloodcurdiing growis)—-Can it! There's been more bloodshed over that question than | owed during the Commune! Mrs, B. (blandly)=-Why? \ perfectly natural question? Mr. B. Claconically)—It used to be. Mrs, B. (smugly)=1 a1. sure that if Isn't it | 1 were going to vote | would have to jgive it muck thought, Of course, 1 know all about the three men, N hrilly)Three? 8. B. (oblivious) just love the way Roosevelt cuts down trees and he's got a splendid appetite and—— Mr. KB (screechingly)~ Roosevelt's not running: Well, he might 8 80 much interest. yout him, Don't look at ly, [I's nothing In my 1 rhe runs or not. But I've 4 ght that if a man w THEY WEREN'T SO DIFFERENT FROM ood to hi her he'd make a good President there | know that @ good aon makes a good brother and husband. And I thought that the sense of duty inherent in a man of that sort would make him Mr. B, (tearing his bair)—Say, lis- sen to me, You're a wonder! You ought to sell suburban lots, You could, by George! Have you any observations on the potent stion that bear repetition Mrs. B. (mildly) — Well, I don’t know so much about Mr. Hughes, ex- cept that he's a lawyer and a J and [don't think he could be flighty, and he's got such a lovely beard, Mr. B, (transtixing her with « pene- trative gaze) — What about Wilson, oh, wise one? Mrs, B. (plainly apologetic)\—Well, I don’t like to jump at conclusions, Goorge, but you know that Wilson Was president of a college once, and you also know that Freddie Hunter Was the sweetest boy imaginable un- til he went to college and learned to smoke and drink beer and break bis mother’s heart, and so——~ Mr. B. (dashing into the smoker)— Help! Heip! ete aie The Will to Do. J* SMITH was notoriously slow pay. He owed wuite a bill at the grocery for pork. One day, as his credit was becoming strained, he walked calmly into the grocery and said: “Mr, Black, I want to pay you for the pork I have had, and { want some more.” “Certainly,” said the delighted pro- prietor, 4s he hastened to wait on his customer, Taking the package of pork, Jim Smith started to go, * gaia the Rat ‘ you wanted to prietor, f pay for the pork. 1 do," remarked Jim as he resumed his homeward way, “but I can't" The Christian Herald, HARLAN, 2% IN, CORTLEY, 26 IN. Nich CO! EASY TO PUT ON AND TAKE OFF STAY CLOSEDIN THE KIND THEY WORE WHEN MOTHER WAS A GIeL Mr. B. (wildly> For the love of Mike, What's thet got to do with it? Mra. B. (anal Wcally) — Well you FRONT 16 ote. each, @ for 00 ote, CLUETT, PEABOD