The evening world. Newspaper, August 23, 1916, Page 14

ABOU Plays and Players By WIDE DUDE 4am frye then te poeT TO POET Contra! isp, bet er eit oe bine poet, Ma Woods General Me postal oa fering | MISS ULRICH HERE Leonora Ulrich has returned t York from California, wher © acted in three feature flims for the Moroseo Pallas Company. She ix to be seen on tae regular stage ina b tion this fall THE PORTMANTEAU'S PLAYS seo produ y for bis Pe 1 The atre, Included in it are © plave by Lord Dunsany, “The Golton “The Gods of the Mountain and “King Argimenes,” as well as Oscar Wilde's "The Birthday of the Jnfanta,” Gordon Hottomley's “The Crier of the Night,” “Voices,” by Hor tense Flexner, “The Leaf and the Wind.” and a Japanese legendary play, “Tho Lady of the Weeping Wil low Tree.” A group of one-act plays will also be given. BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Said Silas McGuggin, in Peewoe- e's store: “Well, socks don't be- jong to the men any more, The women have grabbed ‘em. They call ‘em half hose. Each year brings us men a whole lot of new woes. They've xobbled our shirts and they'v gobbled our hats. T fe weart our collars, our cuffs and cravata, poor men of our pants qooqain’ my daughter said to- iy I'll get some half hose. The: 80 cool, the girls say.” I started to tell her it never would do mpoke my wife saying: ‘Get too! The anger I felt to describe, 1 told ‘em the socks for our tribe, A eneer and she Aw My w ughed as sh ‘Don't mind him, my dear. Father's out | cks lare Tl pack up| of his head’ If we at my house, 1 di nen Wear # my baggage and Ket out of there. don't know of nothin’ la hate whort dresses and such, The world going backwards a heap all the time The i we are slippin’ is shorely .erime. Half-hose for women ful, say 1. And then this are tellin’ a lie.” appeared in the door Alec Kno he: “Gosh! There's Minnie wearin’ socks.” Si ran to the and exclaimed, “Holy or my field glasses had ne Jed Peeweeple grinned and he tered, “Poor 8\! Hose Uke a schoolboy cussion of crops. Gossip. George Scarborough another play. has Grace Ady is hereafter to be known ee Grace Ade. “King, Queen, Jack" will Monday night at Long Branch. Bonita and Lew Hearn are going over the Orpheum circuit. Edwin T. Emery has returned from | other Walt Ban Francisco. wi ‘© A This ‘Mother, re quite aa much as females in socks and mut. He hates them half hates pie o Vike a young lady hates choekerint drops.” Si frowned and began a dis finished open arrived from Stamford last night, will close until THE END-A | DAY-E-E-& ! Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING S'MATTER, POPPI” TT es bet P j ‘ ; | Did ) Give | j Tee Sew Bev } vie Coors 1 fewt Him | , | —_ HENRY HAS cr mes a — . j vem ) | 7 WAL MY’ FATHER Died uh ag Se os». A ‘ ( No! Cemetery Bo ‘aft "ike. AY’@3 "an my « vi Get Ont CEMeTER rhe Fi TOMA | THe a) pei ont. Doctoa” But 2 a! Weer OMe ‘Gran raauem* DED Vote o | We GET, WA ANOTIER )¢ sHUTHER ¢ WHERE De GET, 5 ag tah 146! rs P : a “ ( DocWR MS, a haAT OTUFE 7} ‘146 t CORTE 108 Prem Prtaminn Op «HY Rrecing WeeHED FLOOEY AND AXEL a GLE FLOOEY, ay viSH! AY VAS Deap! OM. voT A TuRsT# LMNOwW JUST How Y FEEL AXEL But WE GOTTA KEEP GoIN AS LONG AS OUR STRENGTH HOLDS) OUT! “THINK OF (T- NOT A DROP OF WATER IN “THREE DAYS! ID GIVE EVERY THINS TOWN FOR JusT ONE CUP a ee Obliging, but—There Are Limits, You Know! ~~ Pop Likes to Be We Reckon the Farmer Also XS MINES | saw ty FIRST. | Siew sowe T | we Courpd Wervurn | Yee Fave? s~ ednesdsy. A uguset 23, 1916 me je % Had Henry's Number! lam? Secs BP law By Vic Jackson, O. city broke.” A. L. Weeks, dramatic editor of the Detroit News, is in New York to see the new theatrical productions “A Little Bit of Flatt will open at ninth atre Sat y instead of 3 and {p rapidly becoming 1 on Broadway. Booth Tarkington, author of “Mts: ter Antonio,” Otls to attend the rehearsals. After numerous ore the Court," | featuring Ka FP. Cc. care the Post. i Maud Campbell, Bennett South. | A** ed to the east of * iD the Universal, A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE. Aunt Mary Marshal had thre Leesville (Col) Light. FOOLISHMENT. A man who lived in Kenkakes Ooce chased a FabbIt up a tive Wists That tg rat pear climb? Oh, very well! You end this rhyme! FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “How did you get in prisun?” carding " in which she is to star, nees Pritchard ts celebrating a birthday to-day, She ie twenty years old, This department was tn error re- cently when tt said Walter Sanford, | the new manager of the Manhattan Opera House, was negotiating for a {lease on Daly's Theatre, It was an- Sanford. Lazarus.” which played line me to take iron.” “well?” “I took a stove.” Mr in By Jack Callahan. THAT OFAR SWEET PERSON WHO CANNOT REFRAIN FROM TURNING A SOLO INTO A DUET, how) | KNOW. WHY THERES AN ANTI - NOISE SOCIETY. IF THATS MUSIC GIVE ME POISON . THEY SAY SHE STUDIED IN EUROPE , MAE, PERFECT O-LE-O-LEME- O-LETTIE-O O:LETTIE ~ ~—_ THAT REMINDS ME A FoRuor TO TELL THE PEDOLER Not TO BRING ME ANY CORN, To MORROW Oct. 1, when it will open in a theatre Skinner's new play, will arrive In New York to-day + postponements, a musical act, | Reynard and Mile.) fet in Ne| Hianen, will be staged at the New Apa nder the dl- | Brighton Theatre Monday. A eee ntea| . Questions and Answers. ene bee arenes ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Ace eee | Constant Reader—Waahington, D.| 9 Mut wy, rman—Don't know where he Is.) dozen eggs spoil on her last week.— “It's my doctor's fault. He told « THE EVENING WORLD'S Kiddie KLUB KOLUMN } member, eyen ute neither draw. ings not written compositions, But, of la much more fun to be an active meinber, Q. Tam waiting for my pin and certificate and ama of the contest. May I fo {MF drawing betore getting whem, as long ast have sent my coujona A, You certainy may, Q, Should we draw in ink oF pencil? A, Either black India ink or a black erayon pencil is the very best thing to use, Q. When should we send im our pictures? A. Just e000 the: finished, but be sa ane, gs vedere date "teatloned for ‘the closing the contest. Q. May T eave coupons for my little brother? A, You may, most certainly, Conactence. SLEEPYLAND STORIE Copyright, 1916, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New Yors Evening World ) | Tim, Downy Dim and Pascal Das- eal had a Ride on the Won- derful Puttputtbird, & day when the King of the tate went with ¢ qaeant the house,» ty Rating ¢ things Mary's mother hal’ aud yw the woods Mary mother came back home she found | Her ae un te TAREE Tae, oemate Pt “who Woods met Timmy and Pascal Bee always obedient should “sabes” her 4 the was thinklog. ths heard’ & oat and Downy Dim in Sleepyland a op the threshold of the kitchen was [it Mary ‘told Ser mother the. # kpew what the rolon, that 9 Weg mother ‘aaht” "*ynat was Nensver Jini do wrong Forest he asked them if they would like to see the Puttputtbird. They were astonished, but they sald, “Oh, yes, King; please show us the Putt- puttbird!” “But first you must tell me whether you have been good boys all this me heme | Week,” said the King. Tim, Downy ‘| and Pascal thought a long time, Then Tim sald: “Last Friday I told my Munner ‘I won't not.’ "* “And then did you tell her you were | sorry and do as she told you?" asked (the King 4 Aenea wa, Mischa. “ROSE ALLANSRY, "Street, Brookiya, When father Dear Cousin Eleanor St 2498 Hugh Avenue, So oaesesteceenaarararerarareracararaaesareaamme ee ee eee OOO) THE KIDDIE KLL B'S AUGUST PICTURE CON'TES' Subject—Your Idea‘ of A Kiddei Klub Flower Garden. The Evening World will give five one-dollar awards for pictures drawn this month ‘by KIDDIE KLUB members only. One do! ach for the best pic- ture drawn by a member not over seven years old, elght to nine years old, te thirteen, fou My nto fifteen y Ip certi 4 @ World, No 63 Park Row, cate number. rrr CONDUCTED BY Klub Korner ELEANOR SCHORER HOW TO BECOME A KIDDIE KLUB MEMBER | ” NO, AVE six pin coupons Ike the ona above, printed in the Kiddie Klub Korner Mondays, Wedne: days and Fridays. The numbers m start with any number, When you § | have six coupons numbered in rota- tion, Ike 50—51—52—-58—54—55, send them to the Kiddie Klub, Evening | World, No, 68 Park Row, New York City, with @ note in which you must | state— YOUR NAME, YOUR AGE, | YOUR ADDRESS. You must be careful to sti tres, thin, PIN COUPON EVENING WORLD “KIDDIE CLUB” no applic: unless this infor- ERE | mation is complete. : If your note nd coupons meet tho AWAY HE SAILED UP THE RIVER. . By Unele Bill ${above conditions, upon receipt of n € ifleate membership, Age “yes, King, I did," said Timmy had to stop and fish him out with limit, fifteen %. ,» | a birdhook, The King put him ashore} “Then you are a pretty ood boy.” | ung told him to run home Then he the King said. “I guess you are all) took Tim and Downy Dim for another {Every kiddie who pretty good, 90 we will go and seo) long Ty fn It ire good boya T witl|gjoine the klub will the Puttputtbird,” They walked down the pine needle path to the Doctor's boathouse and stood on the fine green salt grass. The King blew five blasts on his thin take you flying every werk,” the King said when he landed them on the Ores beach. They ran home as fast as they could and told their munners they would always be good boys. i gold whistle and there was the Putt- Boe ee an ater qoating on the |{ HONORABLE MENTION—JULY PICTURE CONTEST } Annee nee, river. He was a very big bird, much . bigger than the canoe, He swept in beside the big flat rock, and the King stepped on his back and gave | the boys a hand and helped them up ‘ receive a silver gray pin like the one here shown, © him. Then he said: “Go up to neuk.” And the bird said: “Yes, master,” and away he sailed up the riv aking a sound like a motor boat, “Putt, putt! Putt, putt, | putt!” all the way, | | ‘The bird turned around in a big circle and started for home. The King tapped him three times on the arch of the neck with his magic wand and the bird rose out of the water, He | did not go very high in the air, just about as high as Timmy's head, and) he skimmed along like an aeroplane. | And this was polite of him, because | an aeroplane akims along like a bird. The boys had a fine ride. Pascal Dascal the Rascal tried to stand on hi d on the bir back, because | Pascal liked to show off. But be slipped and fell overboard, and thoy Tennis, the favorite summer game of Mae Waite aged 6, No, 280 Ninth Street, Brooklyn,