The evening world. Newspaper, August 19, 1916, Page 10

Ta as " = ee Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLJ t 1916 pak ~—e ra cult to PART By © M Payne gh Pies “re 77 + . —_— Or I'm APRAD de ~ Plays and [ Peeawe Pom way] ; f MIGAT CATCH Corp Players | ly Pape, | | ete ty HID PUDLNY HAY " ‘ —y-~ advanced for| | ded the m1) CJ. . » “) HENRY HASENPFEPFER Rome hme Bey What's in a Name? TROUBLE—It His ( Nol we INeWwr wer You to Wife Paid a Visit to the Office! -t8- BUT T DONT ) By Bud Cour vee 3 ¢ ™ WILLING “To Pt CALLED ) ou WORD ee ‘ CALL OUR + (BY OV LAGT (nna ~ ote Rwee ‘ mags Ube “ponir? : travellers \ Bet “Wave ais re “ LC Wortt be aT Aut goal Af ee IT! y ~fv-wor )) and other cities eure a \ we ' r#y Va . te, nme —_™_~" Ly ’ re course, August ie . a f OMT Dorey mnp) | ra) J ‘Youd Patter } ) Bor’ Cane | pad “ t Aa BY MY LaeT / 2 af \ Faden wow! } 7 Marae Sa Dy ‘ ae ~— ~~ a ! a chance to mak now, Bo if youre ducer, get busy! HAZZARD BHOWED HIM My the success at the Gaiet Ww be iback wanted to play the ter part in ‘The Man From Mext eatd Mr. Perkins last night he bh C ear his x itate Loute Mann at tie phone. | told ‘him to oat ad ter wix people Bee my deer IT opened i, and found they were occupants of the house. They had iron pokers, brooms other deadly weapons, ‘What's wrong?’ I asked ‘Why,’ came from the spokrainan, ‘we thought that German was mur- “Sir perkins gave Jack the joo, and 3 DOPED OUT AxeL what did the latter then do? ‘Why,! 1) yoy Go ine ~ blame, it, he went home and wrote HOLER cee mt) Sea tuclous poem, “Ain't 1 AWUL TT voy DaDH OUT AN! HE'LL Mavelt” a COME OUT AFTER You! OUR OWN MINSTRELS. NLL STAND RiGhT WERE / Interlocutor: What's your brother, AN PLUG HIM AS HE oe BrigeRghter, doing now, Mr, COMES CUT - GET mee, The Idea Being to Get a Nice Bear Steak for Dinner! AVEL KERE Gives VENT To ERANTIC YELL AxeELeMirs 67 nes “WE LOUD YELL? g Bones: He's a street car con- ‘ ductor, “How did he get the job?" “The company thought 6004 man to punch transfers, iy Interlocutor: That's terrible! Good + eyening, Mr. Tambo. I'm going to get ¢ rs divorce and my Wife te in Tows, ic here wou: you advise me to sue of Tambo: Sioux City, of course. om Rebate y Interloqutor: Archibald Hi ur Tenor, will aing hie tatest = ia . : os BEAK, ms TNE NRE? ° nor, a sf f j hallad, “Meet Me in the Gloaning and pi: f he 4 : . ’ oh : : ee: be a Tl Buy a Can of Beer." OUTDOOR PLAY I8 OFF. h C FLoory Tones Goat d Footy arayes oo Broadway hears that, because of PAAR AP8, Prone Poteining Co. (NY. Pventng World) AND FORGETS To SHOoT i elpt sie wh an | as Ss ta : LACE WE AS AXE the infantile paralysis epidemiv, tho classic outdoor production which " William Faversham was arranging to|Fecently, It was his duty to punch! Riter musical pla he Amber emf make at the Roland R. Conklin home,| the score cards of the winners after | press," say it te near Huntingtop, L. 1, has veen|each set-to. During the evening & called off. 1 t ve mb oven 8) FACTS NOT WORTH KNOWING led him and said: Howard Kyle and Bertha Mann are ‘ So man, you don't do that| tho featured members of a new orgwte By Arthur Baer. usly, You owe me four! ization known as the University Play- ers, The company will make ® tour ‘Copyright, 1916, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Ereuing World.) y” can't buy polka dots by the quart. BY WAY OF DIVERSION. alah Cpa eton needed fixing up. It ad some broken planks. Mom said: | «, i “hate et a.carpenter."” Pop smiled | iy Woman’ took at mYALi eapaele, Wate ae ke thet | punches and maybe more. that much.” Ho took a haininer and |*"e lee ha Sy «gl began to pound to beat the Dutch, caine te the Gabe The dant pail in. Pop found he'd a beat r borrowed the ‘atch al wi a . . - “that walk i sal, Matas ‘eS torn | D0%"s, pusteh and acquired a number | i on a = ‘ Teped ott atten Cone and Got tne|..“T did better than that," replied “Hore's the punch,” replied Jack. THAT EMBARRASSING YOU'D NEVER ERRAND YOUR. THINK ANKE QL? CERTAINLY 1S No trafic policemen are necessary in the Sahara Desert, SISTER HAD You Do. BOY LIKE HIM WouLd STARTING IN — a USE POWDER Moons. MAYBE SO YOU WANT A 80 NAW! IT ANT Gas Gor NTS AN POE ND FACE | |For MesELE, sua nice h\ EYE BRow PENCIL re and not age that Maggio Mitchell, aged from going ing in four en | cig n m Scientists are unable to explain why guinea pigs have no tails uM anateaa of next week, | unless it is for convenience in going through revolving doors. plannoc , wh was in “Peg a ina sketch} It's a tough job trying to find an edge on an ego. IT'S FOR ME ROSEY COMPLEXION, ul watch and then began to pound more | the Winner, “lL brought my own u t 1 “Sunshine FoR YOURSELF i) T'S rl Radical Pails with might and mines ‘cory bunch Mary." If it goes w may d BIG SISTER, man, finished it once more — 4 it into a thi y. Although very atufy in hot weather, you can't wear out your shoes (WOULDN'T A and found he'd natled hin vest below. Gossip. Messrs, Shubert have acquired | in g telephone booth. Jt made him mad. He shoute Max Marcin is writing a drama|the rights to John Galsworthy's play, ‘ . COME FOR IT Walk, you know where you can go!""| which he says will bo a big hit i itive,” and will make a fad ‘ a ONLY SHE GiVE He ripped it up a second time; at “Fast and Grow Fat will open at bn of it ip one of thelr New Sir Isaac Newton's discovery of gravity was made when an apple he got bis vest. Mom suid: “Yo the Globe Theatre Sept. 1 a tres ME A NICKEL not @ carpenter. You're very crude,| Lester Sole Sa | sleey Allen bounced off his dome, thus proving how fortunate tt was thot pianos didn’t - Re best” “All Fight!" weld’ Fore ost Schart will play Cartuso in h the Cl . * * ri D 4 jose days, fighting mad. “I'll show you that 1) 229 Girl frem Brazil, grow on trees tn thi lays. me dramatic ‘3 am.” He tried to hit a board h the Dolly sisters sent their first. Record, base And gave his thumb a slam. “Wow, | MIEHt floral pie tals, - Eskimos never go North for the summer, wow!" he yelled. Mom had to laugh’ avid Garrick presented FOOLISHMENT, And then she heard him say;: “Oh,|@t Falmouth, Mass. to-night by Nat MoGinn Ww twenty to bet, bunk! Go get your carpenter it you | Hodwin and a good 1 id’ Medtage*? It woul eal while to paint an elephant with @ toothpick. must have your way.” The tour of “Jane ¢ Will be re- as Just, teepty sae t wens fam AP WhH9 19. paint G8 Stephon oth naw 1eIae jeumed. parly n ie ember. The play That ie—T'm just twenty in debe," ow 1 APPENED. en at the Princess, 0 Jack Rosenthal, son of the manager | pit! manager of the Little! FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, A strange tribe of dwarfs has een leon ered in ily Gamdoogia of the Bronx Opera House, was meer ‘Theatre, Chi » is in New York. Ha| “Women 6 to church to eve the| Who are not tall.enough to separate ¢ cir hate from their shoes when ove, - NOTICE = ing ae punch. boy" at a big nets Intends to Fenaine his theatre ‘The thes, ; i | they've got 'em on. i \ 4 WE SELL OTHER whist party held ch ohotel |" People who ha Abin the Gocah'a: Lacs nd men ge there to close the CREAM ; bo. a eee: ‘ sceeneneene| THINGS BESIDES STAMPS AND POSTAL CARDS, i “ Flying kites in telephone booths is not prohibited by law, j THOSE WEEK. Ce TTT _ ’ ~ ; | END OUTINGS! By Ferd G. weseneccanaeeaaensnasccnnenrnnerennnacnnssesonseart werner enn Ferd G. Long Long } penapeansecdehepdanpeaasansanotoraaasanncamee ee —~- $ MINUTE MOVIES By James ©. Young } GUST LIKE THAT CHEAP | me | RAR AAR PRA PRR RRP ALL PDPD DDN M OS oy SKATE To Skimp on | { I Toro You Not To | GASOLINE Now 1 Gurss | ACCEPT THEIR. INVITAT= THAT EXHILIRATING MoTor TRIP ‘YOu Took WITH Some FRIENDS TO ROLL THROUGH |) 1 THOUGHT I "THATS FUNNY. Copyright, 1918, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Eventog World.) 6EQUEEK here, where are the perils "" suggested the director,” that S in this. peril ptcture?” in-| chase ‘idea has been used before I om quired Simon Blatz, Prestdent | th Aste “nisari® asst’: ic A. HA, FOOLED ‘EM of the Miracle Film Company, who Blats, who is an authority’ on the THAT TIME ,CAUGHT used to be in the clothing bustness.| pictorial art. “I have never seen e HER JUST IN “How do you expect to fill theatres] pollceman fall over a baby carriage, IME this way? Kill a few people, Get| Maybe there have been some little é re aay < hy | PAce®, but nothing like this. You can some excitement into it, And why|have the polloaman who disappears hot a Httle comedy? Here we have! in the man hole washed down to an tho three fattest policemen in any open eut on the edge of a park, Just | : ; . as he comes ou stranger passes, studio and not m one working, Get} fire, comen Out the atrang hem into a pleture, Meeman grasps him | Sas} "L Will give you an original idea. | ts arrested and foun Rapnses (nat ihe aha 4 or anything else. 1 i that the fa ner of Spuseanis some punch into jt,"* | uves' thene ‘pollenmmen, to CARDa” EDO "athe “aplecde a¢ the. fat polléemen ‘ranger who has been making love! was duly put on. ‘The allmmest of ara | vher, He approaches the house, and| three disappeared into the man hole, ton they stare toward him the] aiid {he chase went merrily enough, | “eights pursue him, One falls into! captor appeared, There had been « tn open man hole, but the other two] miscalculation to tho girth of that | bean a party, who was wedged in the man Keep ‘on, A second tumbles over ai foie’ He was not released until. a | by carriage and the nur: i) wrecking crew removed a section of chase, Then a crowd joins in and foe areas, (3 the film was aban- eee: loned, But it had served its pu : He 1 oon have Sftaen or twenty pearls Mr. Blats was appended: ana ered © race, falling over every | mal business of imperiling Iphegenta That ts the way to put some ginger! could be resumed. Which ts another in this picture,” aa Pays story, oi { \ THE COUNTRY ROADS AND | |HADDA LorTA (Re LL EXPECT ME To wats!) 10N AN’ You WOULDN'T ENJOY ATASTE OF HIGHLIFE| Sagoo y | [BACK TEN Mies AN'GeT| (LisstN To MEcNom woo Ree. E [Bin same GAS WELL sET JUS’ WAAT You DESERVE \IT'o Str G Srucr Like |) | Gonna) i br win Te ESHT THIS BEFoRT (G0 ir! =LAERE ALL DAY! me 2 AFTER RUNNING A MILE IN ALMOST NOTHING AND CATCHING HIS TRAIN BYA HAIR. ALL WOULD HAVE BEEN BEAUTIFUL HE HADN'T LEFT HIS TICKET AND MONEY AT HOME't! - = eed im i ea - . ~~ a eae f