The evening world. Newspaper, August 17, 1916, Page 14

PX tae ee re — Pb 8 ESS REE EE BOUT lays and Players {By BIDE DUDLEY i toate eel - “sé BE IG BHOW bee beow ewe ied ow tie of the Hipgwdruume The boob nd plane are by KH. Buromde, (he lyrica vy Jobo Ie meme by Raymond Hubei) ‘Gypey Couse lack, Leonard the George Davis Troupe, the Brianta, the Kim (City Four, the La- della Comiques, the Four Singers, the Brothera Byrne, Barney Faxan, aso Basano, the Grigoiains, Charlot * and her toe ballet, George Marck’ ona, Power's elephants and Mooney's horses. f OLIVER MOROSCO RETURNS. Oliver Morosco has arrived in New York from the Pacific Coast “I am here to produce about ten plays,” be ead last night. “Twill also confer with Will Morris, John Cort and others interested in the pro sed new Vaudeville circult, relative to that venture.” BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Conie here, little boy! Let ue write a fine play. ‘Tho twilight announces the close of the day, Come here to my arms and we'll work out @ plot und you'll be the estar In little tot. Th if t act sho at supper, m: He finishes oon and ‘tls thep that we hear: “I want down, muvver. Help me—I'm She does and hoe gives her a kiss, maybe two, The next act is on and the hero comes in, He's Francis X. Sandman, tall, clean-cut and thin. Ho steps up to baby just as the day dics and smiles as he sprinkles some sand in his eyes. Then six tiny elves dressed in sober, deep gray, steal baby-end carry him down to tite bay. Upon a wee ship he is placed by the band and soon be is sailing for Dreamaway Land. There's just one more act to the play, little ono. The hero stays near till a faint ray of sun comes creeping along as the hor- ald of dawn. Then mother appears and the hero is gone. She picks up her boy and the ahip brings them back an daylight ts routing the night's inky black. two big blue cyes blink at mother and Hero, here, Mr. Playwright! ea this—fast asleep? + FOR GOODNESS SAKE, WHO? David Belasco says it's true, so it must be. Last Monday night a well- known Broadway theatrical producer, who is single, of course, took a very charming actress, also single, of course, to 966 Mr. Belasco's comed: 7 Chances.” Tho play conc ried. took pon. hack through Central Park. Now let Belasoo tell it. “The man ted to me the next day,” eald Mr. “that while in the park he told tho girl the play had atirred a desire in bis breast to get married and that he asked her if she'd be his wife, She rep! ly! Now you won't back out of it, will your’ I und the wedding will take Mr. Belasco absolutely refuses to name any names. A PLAY POR MI88 DRESSER? Louse Dresser and Roi Cooper Mogrue were seen together on Broad- way and it seemed appar. ent were pants to give the drama another impetus. “A Megrue play for Mise Dresser, be?” we asked, eli I bope #0," replied th actress with a fetching blond smile. L. 4 print it and maybe it will happen,” said Mr. Megrue, All right—here it is! We shall eee. MACK PLAY AUG. 28. Qu "by jard Mack, at Long ‘Branch Aug. 28. In the cast will be Walter Jones, Lola Fisher, Macy Harlam, Norman Trevor, E. H Robbins, Marion Barney, Rose Ches- ter and Margaret Anderson, Gossip, “Swat the Fly,” desorthed as a fantasy, will open at the New F ton soon, Ramellt, ‘Theatre, New Orleans, are dodging subway blasts on Broadway, A delegation of forty prominent Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Thursday, August 17, 1916 PoP: By ©. M. Payne 1''S'MATTER This Looks Very Much Like o Case of “ Safety LAgT "7 ~— { a I~ ~ _ On* | forcor (guaarTeR pt. Por. iy — oat atten ) r \To ° WHAT A jouTtT wderder® 9 ; | aouT , tll | we 7 —~— I CAN . t q ; e ’ . ) Tau mae tod lps . 4 vera HAVE tT Of wor) t ' l / , + ! } ! \ wut , 4 ) Hy Bud Counihan The Rest of His Meal Should Include “Rock Bass.” “Brick lee Cream’ — —E———— war oun WW 4 ~— ( Legend “HOY MAUL DAT xe < fat Co oaw ae - ¢ COUP OUTEN “WHEE Hene, om ey KINDA suman pe f he 4 en BouP tH my, ices " ° PinnaouTHA Roe KS; | warr-mull 1 Mee ean? paver we \ _ WELL LOOKOT gtr , 2 AN H! J Me VW ParHeant ) } BTuPw -tow wor 5 4 sill - ee oD tes ¥ ) ‘ yy ' . wet (sexe!) Than Human if é SAY' pia MEAN sy'stann) Any KNOW iT-) “THERE AN’ TeLe ME #” aired BuT AY SIMPLY 2 OVER A Rock TEN FEET WIGH? WY NO HUMAN BEING nuts AY VAS HUNTING FOR MY Har AN’ DAS BEAR CAME AT mag ¥* AY YUMPED OVER VUN ROCK TEN FEET HIGH To GET i ? ce aus Avay FROM HIM: Fiooey! FLooey! DAS BEAR BANE CHase me acain! GEE! POSSIBLY JUMP THAT HIGH if! —. = AL wi ae —— Qeprngnt 1016, Free Oo, (ry, ¥, Bosune Wer TL citizens of Hartford will attend the opening of Winchell Smith's piay urn to the Right at the Gaiety to-night to eee if Winch is as much &@ hum-dinger as they've heard he is. By Jack Callahan. By Alma Woodward } MINUTE MOVIES { {ON THE 4.45 By James C. Young Peat the oy aad Veta Henderson | ¢ * a Copyright, 1916, by The Prem Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World.) & to produce &@ new sketch J y r 1 a Called ULicenne 28%." In it are nov. | COMME 1810, by The Pree Putting Co, DON'T You Now | KNow) YEH' AN' 4 punday dinner and de bag det eral talking songs which Mr. Godfrey WHERE THAT Notice HE t The BE “Portis of Iphegenia” led that LET ME will offer. 1 CAN tom, puting One ar hen it Helen Gill, recently of “Experience” Tomantic young person to a de- CATCH You BARREL OF KEEPS HIS , AL accustomed places) ue und when it came time to go ba te We Onieane tot eae aac iy cidedly ordinary boarding house HAVIN' A APPLES WENT, HANDS AN SAY 15, THAT: | R. A (placing a solicitous hand| terms with fellows I used to Bot fair and Warmer” ‘companion in Greenwich Vill Tt was an odd GIRL. WHY HE'S So : FACE AWFUL HE TAKES over his heart)—I've got ter-) SCHool with Mary Lee Werthotmer has arrived |@xperience to the banker's daughter : ME SLY) | CLEAN LATELY ] | AFTER HIS OL'| | rible palpitations, ‘That sprint| you're ai aw rate um analytically ) in New York from her summer home| to be there, but in a professinonal THE SIZE OF Fox 100 PAD, ( WAS | |eete me harder and darder every day.| you make tee tect net Do at Milford, Pw. to assist her director, amuel Lowts, in taging her Japan. est comio opera, . ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Roberte—He is Jewish. His age is twenty-five, reeman-Don't know of any such schoo! YOU, 1 OUGHTA) Box YouR. way, of cour 8 Tillie had known many boarding houses, Bhe looked about the little attic foom with all the naive surprise of ® great lady who finds horself in un- familar quarters. There was tho; rickety washstand with ofl cloth cov- ering, cracked pitcher and a missing I guess I'd better go and get examined. | Mr. B (scoffing)—Examined! All that’s the matter with you is that! you ate pig's knuckle and sauerkraut for lunch and that's nothing for a man fifty years old to eat. Hee: Mr, A (coming back Mrong)—Aw, | what're you going to eat, anyway? Mr, © (suddenly)—How many years ave you been commng to this par- ticular hotel, Bill? SURE SOME LADY KILLER IN MY DAY, DON'T You BELIEVE HER ,Mom, | AINT GOT NO GIRL AT ALL, HONEST, FI SO, HER NAME 1S ANNIE GooDy, 1 SEEN HIM GINE HER A Exactly, And you, A (peevishiy)—Nine, Mr. C (with a twinkle In his eye) And how many years have you been ‘Yes; they're twins. Aus- tria-Hungary. caster that gave it a queer tilt. H. . saying that you're going to take ; as . Here BITE oO HIS And, take it from me, it isn’t the sturt | MAY! that you're ake a ariigrnan—Why not call Witmark) was the inevitable iron. bed, once L eat for lunch that gets me—it's tho] Mey Yan er aie white, now blackened with tho print grub down at this way station that) Mr. C (smiling)—Thats the answer : y oO ome ec i & here for the rest of your life ooh Tat iat rhed the performance of | W&" Prosalo, crying aloud the poverty and have my own home cocked food. Why, don't you know that uy ; Revenge” at the Ope What you save on board you spend of chance guests who ‘had gone be- qrhe Soldier's He | victim's been going to the same hote! Way is itt Ho stuck his nc fore. tor SO Taahy pes san Ava vente’ it u Out in the love scene, and that was! Tenogenia ain ‘ come home sick from the country? tactive Assuclation undor end, Bho why Mrs. Otis Terwilliger yellod| 'Phogenta stowed to advantage in ny iw it that the doctors have to. for any figure desea tmaorwrites. hit bloody murder,— Lansing, (Mo) | Contemplative poses and the camera fraln fon tvo months Ae hay'll Baye] Dog (breathlessly) Times, No? Honest? the strength to handle all the work they get In the autumn?) Why-— Mr. © (raising a quieting ‘hand)— ‘What are you doing? Training for a stumping tour? I never heard you loose 80 much language as that before What's the use of kicking when the summer's so nearly over? Here it is man Oh, gosh made some excellent scenes while she sat on the bed, wondering how sho was to find the mysterious stranger who had won her heart and Sitpped away, and whom she had fol lowed here. We're gon — FOOLISHMENT. Splendidly Paired. OL. E. M, HOUSE sald at a din- ner in Washington: “I some 4 1 0 one word, times think that diplomacy { FACTS NOT Sand 4s very healthy for children to Play in to take 'em to the seashore just buy It would take a very coarse siev By Arthur Baer, Copyright, 1916, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The Now York boc = a salesmen would have a tough See Motes Gea FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, | ‘THEM Bho went over to the real ’ the middle of August, You can} wong be more successful if it wer peg Te a oa atin “I understand that theatrical com.) °°TM curtain, Back of tt stood. a wan Av (plaintively)—I'm Just telling | More truthful and frank, ‘The was % pany you went out has been side-( trunk. It wis a curious sort of | Pe you what Tim kolng to do. next |%0Me diplomats. treat one anothes “Not nt all! ‘They're trunk, covered with weinkled leather . a. ummer.. Reitul tteeet yen Roarer to real, on Nt At All! They're walking homo| rominding her of an aid gene oi\ir_ Ht (who also has original views) |Melpful integcourse than the tw wd Bave it a push. A low groan an-| WN YK G ' A “ summer, T can’t imagine anything |‘{, Mtutterer and 1 i , wer ~ as a IK Got ANY re ideal than summering on a com. | [troduced at a tea. After the tea th WORT nner eannnnnn React cee more i¢ y stuttering celebrity was asked how h RTH KNOW] NG za fortable houseboat, and the deaf one had got on, CME: ? cata Sot on fine,’ he answered. ‘I couldn’: tlk and he couldn't hear me.’ Philadelphia Bulletin, 1. she moved the trunk onct nother groan, a little loude nd lasting a litt ees ie joud WAS & resolute woman, Shi one lop ond of t : } fall with a bang Irose Mr, C (kill-joyly)—There's isn't any such thing. Mr. B (with deflance)—How do you know? What do you know about a houseboat anyway”? You never owned one, did you? (P’Mr. © (calinly)—No, T never owned one, but I have intimate friends who do and if they could sell it for one- tenth of what they paid for it they'd endow a bed in the sailors’ hospital You see, they've got a kid who can m | ot World) | Job if they had to carry samples T “WELL. GNE USA \ HALF A POUND! Fe i ep I ie 4 Higher Open came the door went Iphe If you can't affors ‘em a pound of sugar nd ¢ to strain safes through floor they went, up the » fy y portion of that boat with- piped Tho Tea peli QUAI, | On i fall OFF BOY Fat tian orueity nen mothe If the woter pipes freeze this month nothing can be done ercept tol Lie hMNk Por the fourth Ee ee Tae Reta Rabe InRiGiWhD consult an alienist, kroan bespoke protest. ‘There, was . |tves week-end jamborees on deck, a Be a beatae |rhey've. got a RTO HARLAN, 2% IN, ey The detent and the lock brings the entire order with the ex- CORTLEY, 24 IN, To prevent water from moistening the inside of ylusses and cups it iy fa Gt Clothine ren reved, A ception of the nece Ang, necessary that they be kept perfectly dry th thn first aldo nee eive |to cap the utter joy of it, there isn’t : " tare eee la houseboat within three-quarters of ually ate - , a mile that doesn’t start its phono- The temperature between the runge of a ladder depends entirety on| graph taken out et the eee BHOne | vat TAB A Noch Ci the eurrounding atmosphere, there was the atrange sounds ean | A (arkly)—Yeh," 1 wouldn't cl 4 ane youseboat It's a cottage for It te eattmated that the space wasted inside base drums is equal in| the needle had se Pa te (he fahara Devers. groan, half sivh. ‘The ron t EASY TO PUT ON AND TAKEOFF STAY CLOSED IN FRONT 15 cts, each, 6 for 90 ots, CLUETT, PEABODY & CO., INC. MAKERS THIS ROUGH PERSON HAVING BEEN SENT TO THE STORE, MIGHT HAVE SECURED THE _-> ARTICLE HE DESIRED TO PURCHASE eee Room to move, room to breathe —a sense of privacy and— Mr. C (coldly)—And a bunch of friends you never knew you had, who bring down all their satellites for found a_re » machi Ane HE HADN'T BEEN WILLING To "FALLY FOR SOMETHING JUST AS GooD!! time the trunk was mo A very good plot, said the director,'