The evening world. Newspaper, August 15, 1916, Page 14

pete ct OC OCC . fh ten “ ead me — he Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Tuesday. August 15, 1916 “a - ,; “S'MATTER, POP!” There Are Times When Pockets Will Not Serve! ~~ By C. M p o a —— — — ons =e : I . = — » , ‘ WEL, ween, wee, ? Ste - Au VA GOTTA 1 | [OH Mayne | i \ | pont E Oy s and WALL Wee weet’ bo 0 Fe Gee » APT, Mes JAR DIDNT wilat CuTATARD Jay ers } a | j — [And They FIN any IGIVE you Anite / | . WAS Pre { ih WIDE DinnEy ft For once Youve Come Aca@uitt Move ; aoe ae allt rT | . a scence BACH FRom A visit ; ‘ ) MA 6MNERS l ' J | ae / ? Y 82 f ie. P tesine © (oe SryereD ‘ : | x J ci ; - } C ”, na . * ore are " ond ‘ | ae Meee e Tee o © 7) (C - your e ' American Pp ore} only, tor the ve thar the 9 sig for Awe . - a Hewes Aue '* . , Vreneb « ana 1 ‘neers Deguen « @ organ’ 90. Thue it mey be oven he eying favorite # he oe engeaee el-Americnn cae) for | Belardes | be "OS HENRY HASENPFEFFER Argument Which Reason Can Never Erase! By Bud Counihan $$ rr = san agas¥ enn nance M088 AT THE BROADWAY r ( Boo-Mool Ive Hap my | BUT ‘You Kiiowy mM LoL <b —— om THAT Horn at thet theatre At DOCTOR »~ B Moss that he baw « \ @USPICIONG But fiow P va, Durer P} a \ “Te DOCTOR’ HAL | ormpbEN fa ' wired 0 long lease on the Hroadna 1 (a OND) Nenetor ar \ f Aewe tee Dene wi To HAT ANY fp THAN Do OF | pestre. and will \netuil the, Mone t “ ERT ADO OF SHAT Hone b . \ b : "a wand of continuous vaudevilie and ETM URE ST DONT 4 | ‘rape NCE -PrE ox ./ | Dour CRY “T duke —— : a « Y'OWN -WtFE Fy - rer Cage i dle 5 ee eee, (Mab FOR “YoU Boo’) ~ NOULD_ Loved “To § THAT Bee eT” ) ~~ ’ Fill continue to use Vara Benin eat tak aie a C wees ¢ ar / , far tt Dee pd | OU “THInhe | More | » Aime such a are vow boing & MY a Ly ) ? { r viourde ) ‘ Love YY DEAR . J WOT AG SPOTL © bony 2?) - ( 4 PRAZEE SIGNS COLLIER Wiliam Co! who, wt Wea Hioadway’ with eco in Mr ¢ the regular stage Nothing » and did very we mot then, FOR THE HIPPODROME Wharles Dillingham has arranged to ‘add to the coat of the new Hippodrony show Frank Fogarty, the Lrish come , VY ’ arr tan; George Wino te miner ear EF LOOKY AND AXEL vf “Walt Me Agal fare Matt Neefe, Who bas a ryewide repu tation as @ minstrel tenor, and Dixt rard, prima daonn cast wil art rehearsing to-morrow, ‘Tune when George Wilson had his own mn sivel show and it was @ corker, too He was also a member of that fai a) minatrel four, Thatcher, Wilson, Prim. | vowe and West. With Paviowa and the Charlotte ice-skaters rehearsing on \be Hip's stage, R. H. Hurnside has) found dt neceasry to use the Seventy- firet Regiment Armory for the cast, | chorus and casemble work. ! BY WAY OF DIVERSION. ® And, Remember, They're Still Lost in the Middle of the Desert! WOTTATA MEAN Rupe? WE Ger ASwELL CHYRE. the sharks the shore and % someth: ity wrong, I dec the time I'd run over je and them sharks in the only yy atyle. I'd etrap on my knife and I'd dump {a the brine and soon this shark trouble would start to decline. I'd kill ev'ry sbark that dared swim within reach. A lesson in regular nerve I'd soon teach them weak-hearted f the sharks ha gimme some medals. You'd see how { fared” “I'll bet you them ahurke would't stick around long,” said Grandpa McGee, “if old Si come “Oh, sure," replied he, ple smntly, | #emnnnnnnmnnnnnnnnnmnnnnnnnnnn POSE, Bed coke Dat there knltedad | «, t o-morrow will be 6 TUTE et ar spate weS Ian SEN DCE INOLIN | ae OE pa = pO Ch ns eet sleds ats : MENU TE ovine] { WHEN YOU WERE A BOY By Jack Callahan. | | POP’S MUTUAL MOTOR. toed in the door, turaed teeing them | aoe : lp Meclebacs See By Alma Woodward. all, and said: “Bi, don’t tg wore, but| ‘Mhere'll be a “kid partys al the here comes yor wife and she seems | Lights (lub to-morrow night. Coma ue Epes taigee co | |THE DAY YOU — DON'T WORRY. SHE N\ ° Cwus Wing cad en She was! ENTERTAINED FOR MERCY S \ (1 WouLD,ONLY yee WON'T REPEAT A nnn 5 ce I Ti Bt Meal ar Cop 1916, by Toe Pree Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World.) her if ahe gets teal bal” “Old Milan | yortysfourtir strnet heatre, Dis Ye" iilinds deo, Bat. oxly in one! SAKE! ONE OF WORD 7 A SINGLE ral rai Punting WpAee: “tte aan te eben He rat to 8 haystack aid id Tae ytcgteldFalllen”” now at the tye Whlos sande aim ite! | MQS, PERSON, SHE ONLY : aru" tet thet | ore “He passes “most everything od in the hay. “A shark Is a shark, but | The Zlcateld © flow at the So that sugented to the Miracle Film | To THAT AME | |i ADDRESSES MOBS lnuself ‘Use, ha ¢'conceatreted eumnits | the rond wey a wite ife," Jed Peeweeple inut.| New Amaterdam, “Y) Company's director that man and| ff SHE TALKED me . SIR: Sta SRE Gera. Oren: Pop tonished)—Well, you're a . went for bis Kalts las dog should be worked into a movie HE TALKED SHE'S. A | . A. (being sprightly)—It's @| sly ‘one! Til bet youve been Ed Wynn is to collaborate with} 0k should be w nto 8 weve ME DEAF FREE, at mistake to Inge around| Using for months cn the aye You FOOLING A PLAYWRIGHT. — [George H. Siuith In writing that play | Play. They were good material, {i ‘ DUMB AND - ADVERTISING this way on Sunday afternoon, | ©*Pert, old man, positively expertt ome youre ayo A. H. Wooda ob-| fer Florence Moore. How could it be done? The di-| - 4 : That's the reason why we have only|. (A® hour later the party stops at tained the producing rights to a play| Fred M ip company manager for; rector pondered long before the idea! has - y ¥]}a roadhouse. Pop discovers Mr. C., by Lawrence Rist It concerned | “Katinka,” now at the Lyric Theatre. | came, He would have the heroine in| ‘two meals on Sunday, when w after the others have gone in, leaning ewin girle, At that tine Mr, Woods! | William J. Kelly will play with "Phe! 1 ate oe ipnegenia” lost on al Uf ONE THOUGH yi “N o Otherwise we feol like over-| against the mde of his car bathed in Hidn't know whore to 1 | Melody ef Youth” tn Huston, Later in the rile Of Iphegenia” lost on & U ‘ sd animate & cold perspiration.) Teventls: he den Y visters| the season ho will become an trish {mountain top. A storm breaks. | ITAINT PAID FOR. we ae . i Pop (anxtously)—Why, what's the would tit the e dug out the singing star ‘ clouds of snow swirl about her and! : YET, MAMA : Mr. B geet Leahy ell, we h ave | matter, man? What's the matter? play. It needed ot} W. H. Bedwards jas begun lis ‘ | three here! What're you going to do} Mr. C. (almost in tears)—Diseem; it Me wae acuordins saleleventh season ahead of Al Q. Wield; 2° '® ! Mone=in the sare: wile PAYS A DOLLAR & ui Lieiere looks fine from the outside, doesn't it ? Heton, just the one to ,jand his minstrels. |derness, But she stumbles on, love A WEEK ON But if you only knew! Every thm: However, Mr. Woods knew that one] Lawrence Grosamith asx been en. | Of Hfe strong within her heart, say- ef iT : A Mr, A (ignoring tho slam)—Mr.| some one. saya they want to go fo . ) Zan Mitt, what do you say to bracing up| a ride I feel as though | were bein: and going out in your car for a short | condemned to the tric chair, A! time Mi Maye Se Ser, Silsing Waa gaged by John Cort for a role in the| ing over and ov in & legal squabbie and he|hew opera, “Flora Bella.” feared che wouldn't touch it if she| oy Berm: Flore Belle Then “L will not die, comes the supreme moment. s thowe tricks [ do—nothing but luek—- > In order not to conflict with the | Sst as hope is ebbing and she is al- | Spin honest! When I firat began to ee i pare of the author, a © opening of “The Happy Ending’ at! mon eho tS dnc tae star WW | Mos, €, (oming out of a coma)—| poker It was the same way—now t when Mr, Woods thrust a play, with {10% Shubert, James T. Powers will 4 } | Why not go out in OUR car? That'a| haven't won a cent at the game in 7 m Mz. Woods thrust a play, with apageenent 16 “somehody's| cabin, But ia | y Oe Bie pe earing the author's at the Forty-elgith Street! her strength i# one, She oan only | what we bought it for three years. All I'm walt for 8 ial . @ great big smash-up ng “Rewrite that for me, will you?” he =A call In a faint voice and fall forward | | | Rae LWA reo om Te oer gome—and goo. if i'll only eome seem “tBurely replied Mise Mayo, FORIIGHMENT, ‘othe hermit ia iwithine He hears a! out, You've had yours such a short PEO. Sepriaauialing ral le tor the ree Weeks later whe returned { Roster whens last comp wae Send { ory,‘ blow on the door. Merely. the | ‘ ql time that— : food old choo-choo on the way back! from Cuba with the manuscript eom- ia | | OD aes ae Z RTA oratl aoe’ baal : plete and Mr, Woods went ahead | id ener thet @ay lie ‘ ‘ ‘ eA Don't you insult Mr. C,, Milton, Ho's Let Truth Prevail. with the rehearsals, Shortly after; Has lived on the fat of the t i SSG ; 1B wa very anxtous to learn alt Why, he can make the car do any- reading @ ueWspaper paragraph, that| FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE,” | the door p: ; thing at all, And be bad only three her new duties property end tp abe bad re-written Lawrence Rising’s| “Do you know where Mrs, Kelly, | 400" !8 opened and Iphewenia saved. iy lessons, Just imagine! Please her mistress, No, ladlem, play. Hurrying into the presence of | the washerwoman, liv . J y But Js she saved? The blind man - Pop (dryly)--I've heard of those | don't get excited; this is only a story! Mr. W paid: “No, but she hangs out on Main| feels £ ant flutter of her heart. | things -but lve Reve! avied for ub-| “'Pleage, mum," she eaid one hrdlucmfwypvbeka,” o - That ts While the 4 ject lessons somehow or other, morn, EMORY PY DENS," Stvent plaintively and suns fret ing as she cleared the breakfast table, 2 Mr, C. (breathleasly)—Let Mr. Mitt | /h& Penn, | tHe, ak If to UFR his mast have’ his way. We'll take bis car] ) When T bring the dinner in, ought | FACTS NOT WORTIL KNOW IN | t applies the simple remedies at © say: ‘Dinner'e ready’ or ‘Din: tis afternoon i and, All fa Mrs, C, (instanter)—Nothing of the |*°ry By Arthur Baer, ome lis great resolution, He Com right, 1916. by The Hrves Publishing Co, (The New ¥ kind! Aren't’ you selfish, George?| | The mntatrese looked up cold!> troy will go to the town at the foot of the XCLUSIVE Iceland rights have been granted Wanting others to waste thelr gaso- | Der eewing, mountain and summon aid. What if line and oll, All the me before we Well, if it'e anything Hke tt w, it storms and the show grows deeper om hie steam heated Palm Beach suit aes | a perfectly Wonderful driver already, that Miss Mayo learned, throu S THAT'S WHAT \'™ TRYIN’ To ie | FIND OUT Preuing World.) a Flatbush inventor! had our ear Mr. Mitt took us out in|!ast might, Mary," @he said, firmly, every minute? Hag ho not his taith- | his, Now it's your turn and will be ress better ‘Dinner ? for a long the before you get even, | *Potled’ Pop (with reinforced anxiety)— Now lissen-—— dog? | ‘Thon the dimwetor pictured to him- | self this old man tottering down a ti fr . AY yr P i . . Ma (sternly)—-Not another word, By perfecting ‘ non-refillable sausage skin a Lt Werte to| Tenaies Date, hae isd ison ae Milton! First thing you know Mr, Prevent imposters fram gyping the public, ee gered © will imaging that you ure nervous a 0 about his driving. you now how | Everything was arranged. ‘The old touchy people are when they first be- Although they ovcupy twice the space tico one cout stampa wil nog) MAE & bewKar by hard circumstance, kraspod the opportunity to earn what gin to drive, Well, let's go upstairs carry a letter any further than one two cent stamp. was & fabulous sum to him. There y and get ready, folks, (They rise and enter the house, Mr. 8 jer his hog ne soo that he did not fall, ©, atretehes out a detaining hand, but By cutting a door into a ‘cello an economical musician uf Sunbury, Pa,| tin too for Donte tte tee oft a It is counteracted by his wife, In Aas provided himself with both a musical instrument and a spare room | five minutes the entire party, motor. | rigged, is holding down tho front | poreh ‘waiting for Mr, C, to bring his Although the North Pole hay bven discovered for some time, the Inter-| 14 cabin was men and the! car around) A 4 nly the blind man Mr. C. (coming up with a Floren- atate Commerce Commission reports that there hasn't been any voduction| Was ye * last ® sroup aps tine ‘Qouriany ~You yor drive if you ourel t i) aa m3 haat. | peared on the path below, One o vant to, Mitt, even though it’ we excursion rates because of increased passenger trafic | them” tore ‘something In hie arm | bes Pas eRe WO tae They drew + nearer. Tears we: than T Carrying @ set of rela would he very diMoult waless they Hol handles) Steaming from the old man's sight: | 5 (cordially)--Now, you go right ' lows eyes. ‘The dox had fall th a Q < pad, If ed a bit skeptical omen, wear tdope una nth fina ue | [TALL JASPER KEPT. THIS CROWD LOOKING SOME ONE HADN'T ASKED HIM AND |) thet afl tal"fin snrty Aave iat out his remaining eye. Now UP AT A BUILDING, WONDERING WHAT HE HADN'T MADE THE ABo¥E REPLY. plieit faith in you, Castors vu a wufe doesn't make it any easier ty varry wale Hinds SpieaeplS could’ ‘not HE SAW -AND ALI WOULD HAVE BEEN SWEET St ets Lies ee ape acetate ane ‘