The evening world. Newspaper, August 5, 1916, Page 10

LOE AORN a 2 oe RRS Re eT ‘Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Saturday: August $. 1976 en! Ss MATTER, POPE" Sometimes It Becomes Necessary to Guide the Youthful Mind! By C. M. Payne ep er ee ae u | ABOLT Plays and|) ’ ff cost rewee | LiKE YouR PROPosrTioN Ww A TuoinesS WAY Find 11 FOR wiieee Fine 17 : } FoR me ‘ 7 >I. Smartte® me AND FT wre v Bey © Players preven) Teast \ewetou A AND 1 wie GIVE YA a/v tere OMe th HIDE DUDLEY ee e pul Ceny ' — Two — SMATTER » ETHICALLY | canner 0 a0 AAA AAAPROADIOLOLELS T y | Por [ ~— ~», > ahegein na ° Ps | r ~>L ——— > L~ps <n —_~ i ' ~ ~ . i > Fae. > ——. oa re \ | AB Ww, My Sa f Any? / as ~~ | ae 2 THENT TA 0 | : | | ! i} om - DISCOVERED! a a ——— mm Doreen ie tree Penning foe V Drees wea | Pup cre a we eltwtters we tke ce we, HENRY HASENPFEFFER And, the Chances Are, That Was All! By Bud Counihan saw Mabelita, the new dancer, do hula steps and wiggles, Nevertheless i ‘ Mabelita ie non r “4 little Mabel Hill, chorus girl e ordinatre at the Winter Ga ea never been any than Hoboken, Hut w the hula-bula, hes an expert, ‘allaboola, Mabel! HOPKINS HAB A PLAYLET. Arthur Hopkins ts preparing to BBE into vaudeville, the one-act play he Magical City,” by the Washington Square It is by Zoe Aikens. Reher probably begin Aug. 2e office boy named Eddie, who atutters fluently. The other day somebody feprnem. 1018 Prams Pvandiing Co (WT Rrening Werte? ay utah | tetemn| FLOOEY AND AXEL Showing Axel’s “Luck” at Capturing Bandit (With Flooey’s Help)! By Vic ie." At that Eddie ~ whistled. ; ht" sald Mr. Roth ALL RIGHT AWEL, IF Y'THINK You Now LISTEN FLOOEY + _AY PANE. You GET BEHIND PAS ROCK hei at oni Beading STNAUS MOT) CAN CAPTURE. THAT BANDIT. NTH qor-peute Novel Sennsu see? en se ag amion Was @ Minn Whistler. TWAT DISGUISE, ON -GoTD ITH } /y, ii AN’ YoU SNEAK UP BEHIND HIM AN’ YGCT MY FULC PERMISSION = SSASTICK DAS PISToL IN HIS EAR BY WAY OF DIVEASION. AND T wish Y'LUCK! ‘So Long aa TH) sing of the fellow with nothing to.say ot to be reckoned with, Mister, everywhere, listening, thinking away, attempting no bluster or. bitster, He makes up his mind, . y taking plenty of time, and then follows ra bs die m= - =e out hin decision, and you can just = = wager @ pewter plugged dime that hin ” is : 2 pe \4 ia a pretty broad vision. Election Ie 5 aeuigenaerrny rs comer ‘round and the nolay opes rant re ig . an point out how you At) vot- * SHORT TAKEN Plocey ing. ‘They tell you you can or they tell . Ww Pras fave rig pad panvr Comes you you can't until you soon find your- . : SNEEZES, OUT AND WANTS nolf floating along with the flow of the \ eertntw FRIEND \— ppeeaeree Se balance of power. Not only in voting ja he a king-pin; in all sorts of you'll find him, Just Hetening, thinking, discounting the din and leaving the worthless bebind him. A_ national wafety valve, ever alert and right on the Job ev'ry minute! This country by “looneys” will never be hurt as long as Che quiet man's in it. Bowery * gpm OM ERE NRE SES EN RRP ie a aE onan nate eae DAR eee + mise ito Longul ot Newark i to be | the week laf Aur. 14. "er partner | Weekly News. { GOOD STORIES OF THE DAY. H} WHEN YOU WERE A BOY By Jack Callahan. 3 = @n asbestos dancing mat. Apparently FOOLISHMENT. 4h Bion A nae, etened Ciraee: ee ®oing to hot-foot it around the hm 4 cacy set ett, people cate, A Guilty Conscience. om fom of a ole Pa the er Maer Sara eer aay | wnt fiz, bas, borun working PR ae a et PN ARN He? LET ME Have) (SOTHATS THE | Cif HE WAS A Raliys shetshe cFindere espera [a performer bythe United and On| 7" Pas St Wie bo: ee eraek eprinter. of Mie) fewer Could He? HI PRO TAY YOUNG BLOOD | )sicep WALKER ay tate 8 Broadway production. pheum booking offices. She will ap-| FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. somewhere in the bons apted EB was a perfect wonder, was the my WHO WANTED 5 @heridan has returned from a| pear exclusively jn vaudeville three] .. unfortunate «enough to have @ very LL PUT HIM HE'D A WALKED ‘ef two weeks tn the Berkshires. | years, playing thirty®§ve woekn each Whon a man scalds his hand what] tardy laundress, One evening, when Parliamentary candidate for a} 2 TO STAY UPLATE, { by AH Paton Gibbs has returned to | season. three authors is he apt to mention?” | he was out for a practice run in his certain agricultural district. | TO BED.» (T's IT TAKES AN RIGHT UP To New York from Viorida and ‘been * —s WE Paven't the slightest idea.” rather airy and abbreviated track | And he was never shy of telling tho| NO USE WAKIN* 3 BED - HA,HA! ‘cs role in “The Plame” ALIETTE 18 JEALOUS. “Dickens, Howitt, Burns!” costume, he chanced to dash past the | voters why they should return him I FOUND HIM ASLEEP H EXPERIENCED HA. be will leave their club] Alieite of Brooklyn writes ust ex- pis POUR Of that Guy IO wee OMe Ae 2 rection tamer,” oaia nel |] GN THE DOOD STER Ally Kane SOLDIER ® BATTLE i San at Wan Neto pees, cache Newree (eat anger Mother's Way Best. arrears with his washing. boastfully at one meeting. “I can||] A HORRIBLE EXAMPLE LONG DAY. THE QL! SAND MAN. ;@nnounces her intention of writing and the famtly doctor ordered] excited voice was wafted in from the | on proudly, “I should like you to tell some poems to her pet actors. Tho i Some ponane Ve ie nee acters. him to take a powder, me one thing about farm which 1| poreh: 1d mother coax-| ‘Fob de Lawd's sake won't yo'-all/ cannot do. ont months’ tresses He bad scarcely reached home again | plough, reap, milk cows, wi a chaff aE actor, not the wire ae Sire®, Se tale Coban. fee! | ring WILLIN felt indteposed, | yhon the bell rang furiously and af | cutter, shoo a horse—in fact," he went | |( OF LATE HOURS. \ 7 'Love. All wor tae be the featured player. H Aliette! Bend them}, “Come on, dear, ¥. Morley, Ry trp: | Sut Mae hava'ss be th’ bot cal tasty when the powder arrived, “take| tell Mares Hob, please not, to 69 out Fg ipo he el gg the Vi ‘Theatre, has| Mr. Doner'e to be printed here. thin; it will make you quite well at| to simp the orowd: C3 tala, unto fe wife, Bbe ten't eM once." to bleat eee “Scan you lay an egg?'—London © gertyemonal. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, “Don't want to!" walled Will ' _ ; passing ihow eager te to be ene HM. 8.—Tempest and Sunshine are] Packing away from the teaspoon, Practical. Anawert: —__. . tended iz or sight minutes, Fa ta| the originals. 4 Oh, Willie” hin mother gata re-|PT2E late Dean Pigou had a fine What’s the Use? gaged funnier since he became the) ,ints to the Hippodrome Pres De.| Prouchfully, as sho drew the emall collection of stories, and he OU can't make me bel: Sion Visto 12 partment, - De-! boy near to her, “you've never heard loved to retail them. One con- | 66 lege education site you Y Lain {9 on an attto tour me complain about @ little powder,| cerned the verger, who was a lai CON OGe SRUORE OD 158. 7OU eo STAY UP fa Connecticut all or hereelf, Her HELL TAKE NO have you?” *)tudinarian in matrimonial matters, anything,” said the young | busband, Frank Reid, usually goes CHANCES, “No, and nelther would 1," was| It was his business to eettle all ques- | man who had won two medals for with her on auch trips to push the| George Harmon isn't going to a; y y - p- |} younk William's startling reply, “if tions connected with banna, and he | fox-trotting. keep Hp, the hills, but business is] pear in the amateur play. His part |i could just put it'on my face ae you| was examined with severity when it| “Still I always thought college fel- keeping him at home this time. called for # high ailk bat, and George| do. But I have to swallow ith Frances Pritchard is to do what she'{s afraid the boys might get playful Philadelphia Ledger. was found that he had silowea the Hb was awfully swell,” replied the man to bis deceased | S111. Stl ha i Maan to nary & ed)" “Nothin' doin! We got one ot them “Well,” he reptied, “one of the par- |! Our office that always says ‘whom’ *!tles wor olghty-four and t'othor | 42d ‘notwithstandin’,’ and say, | By Ferd G Mehtycslx. Leaga to myself, ‘Lordi | te boss callin’ him’ down to-day the | y Ferd G, NE S}ean't inst tong—iot ‘em wed, and | worst T ever seen, What's the uso | bed Ya . nowin’ them kind of words if you * | bother the law: Tit-Tite, prot tae back etudan | pat palette Ls A Sure Thing. i a] OMMY had a cold in his head, ; GOOFUS BIRDS. } Wwhioh confined him to the © perennennnenrnnnnrnnnnerannennn { THOSE WEEK-END OUTINGS FOR MERCYS BAKE! THIS JAM AN THINGS 1% SWAR MING With Ants! uGn! WITH Bugs An’ INsECs! house, #o he was allowed to in- Its Awrunt! _ Vite his young friend, Jack, to t Pook Prise Rrtaighine Co, — SOREN A 'T Xfterward the two small Bene com sicied E.} BIG Guy no paced |- eee! POR THE WoRLD! Lire Rion nowy | poment Raving, badevand-onek and weno, me STREET and asked his father to conceal him. ‘This father did, behind a big armchair. Presently in came Jack, and, instead H | of beginning to search, calmly threw | himself down on the rug before the Hi fire. “Come, Jack,” said Tommy's | father, “aren't you going to look?” | "No fear!” was the small boy's calm retort ‘m waiting till be snifts!"— Answers, ——e pm Ait boy Extra Heavy Load. a small Western town stopped one morning to watch a funeral procession passing through | the one long street. “Do you alway to the hearse? have four horses kod “No, not always,” was the reply. Nothing at all ts the matter thin country bragging that he was| Wé#h Urpington Junkduffus Splatter; THAT ROMANTIC & ADVENTURE IN A CAMP IN THE ORE HORA FEW BATES AWA ‘ 4 Rt _ THAT BIG GUY WHO HIT LILY JAKE — WELL You \ bim eo full of lead that it took thel Him and he have o wice ohatter.' | FROM JAKES PAL, AND HE'D GoT IT ‘OP AN ARGUMENT, ,