The evening world. Newspaper, July 27, 1916, Page 16

. ee ae) . ° o ” and Comic Page of THE EVENING WUMLD, Thuredsy. July 37. 1916 "MATTER, POP’ There's a@ Heap for Pop to Figure Out in This Problem! By C. M. Payne £\@ 44 bed ABOUT aman —— nt TT tT wanes Te prenatal ee / 4/ re dow ¥ ; 4 zx ; Keved on tow You Plays and Can I Mave i¢ sv ‘ mh | ee joe aN : Wwe conn tly io At mucd maw | How . id eg he : Players. Siware | | fo het uh - ? By BIDE DUDLEY LP a% ones o°/ ME Nations) Veuteviiie Arvins 4 ° Pap. tne, may now be coneiteret thereughiy orgenived =A! # belt yewlerday in the Colum ‘Theatre Building '\6 fire perme efticare were eiemied a8 follows | . Witherd Mack, View Presi Hugh Hertert, Oscar Lorraine Albright eed George McKay , Meary Chesterfieid, ) Mey Irwin, Twenty Givertore ant an sévisory boars the come number were chosen The! ergenizstion ts te beve quarters ie) the American Theatre Buliding © bere HPI ceoupy three floors j The Nations! Veudeviiie Arviete | * ‘arn forial bedy, but ue weer i) Nee CASTS Past Aeorngme 101 Mem Pamemag OY Saume Oo His Caller Was a Soldier of the TRENCHERS, Not “ Trenches” ! opposition to the toe Whi the Vaude Asmuciat HASENPFEFFER pony er , Protective includes in ite member Of the men who direct of theatres offerin: Omusement TT Coulp'nr — Mee ANYONE NEW ACT FOR THE FOS. Eadie Foy, the anti-race suicide m, and bis Latue “ have s new aot It le called Are My Children?” of °The oman Who Lived in a Shoe” Hobart, William Jerome and Ager furnished it. Mr. Foy will eaperiences fg to return in the management ha» wey. It was the presonce of and two dozen other skaters at Hip leet season that ue and kept |i Foto N to Charlies Di fit 7 af a T 3 : ° —— WE'LL GET NICE AN Com, an’ en wee START OUT ANT KOGATE THAT BUNCH OF BANDITS, “TWINK OF THE HONOR IT LLBE FoR US “To Go BACK ‘To CAMP AN REPORT ‘To “WE COLONEL WE FOUND EM. | We'Lt CLIP US EACH & MEDAL: Wack MYCHO sd CAaLoR amiGes' LISTE ni AL CODE. latest pla: Harri he “ te to be called ‘and will be pro- on Aug. 17 at the Long Branch. wn. | 0 far are Olive wyer, Frank Kemble » Vernon Steele, T. Wigney ling and F, G, \Y OF DIVERSION. mer we vier ae an re- forming. "mm ra! are former 1'4 be. With money te bask te you'd soot hear me storming. In Bet ta eke act ea eee. For instance, I'd buy Mr. Hughes 3 nice razor and pay him a million 7 sire to take off his mask. And there's ee ESESESESESEEaEaEaaRBaEaEaEEEaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss eee film vampire! 1 fear I'd am GOOD STORIES WHEN YOU WERE A BOY By Jack Callah , y IE iy "hat" amall teva OF THE PAY. 4¢ y Jack Callahan. MOLLIE OF THE MOVIES 4 certainly a er to 0 leading tenor role | 4 AY. “ By Al W dwar i from my coffers a plonty to keep her! tinka” next season. « y Alma oodward i in luxury all of her days and tumble! » POOR GEORGE, THAT “ from view for, say ten years or Portes, TW Rag ge Baber An Effective Retort. E, Ni " Copyright, 1918, by Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Krening World.) twenty, and then I'd go after the n iifective ietor FIVE TIMES THAT! ‘ Q 5 director for a stock company. . BOENE: The studios of the G! Film Co. }know I always welcome suggestions : ul erase. I'd buy him " CERTAIN officer of tho Royal KID'S BEEN IN THERE (In the foreground @ scene from in Nat ; Helen Carew hus been added to the “ IN MAYBE Gals” “te Sele cared Tht tte, tee “| from the company when they tiokat to some foreign city and sive cast of Richard Walton Tull: Horse Artillery, having his WHY DON'T \F HE GOES IN Fight a set of a breakfast room, i even a semblance of sanity, What is © The kivosn Ta'put on those fests so | PAY. “The Flame” she pl battery divided into half bat- AW, IILL STAY ) | GEORGE AN’ |] AGAIN, GEORGE’ LL Fey See tales lading | YOURE is ou J bade, , although they bring thou. | — ly Heart” for three years. | tories, which were garrisoned over UT, GEORGE ie Ned” Wale’ i Maacineding Sull-Berden ‘segi:| Mollie (briefly)—Will you let me : eee cy “chanel” oes aot lo Cahill will probably be seen | oo ties apart by road, applied Out, You TAKE HOME. eee. ta the central figure.) show you how I'd do this scene? And JES' GAVE ME ANICKEL AN’ TOLD ME To TAKE A LONG WALK , \F HE Gor ANICKEL, LL GET at the head of @ musical comedy com- pany soon, Before she takes up that work sho will play a brief engage- uderille, Netleon Terry will return a tthe Majestic, Chi- art heaven if I had a billion, | (8 ® 1» giving ecenes from pore o real beaven if 1 had a billion. | cee sspenrian ‘pinye. Mi. B. Bentham | thing—I'd hang ev'ry morning at | Wil direct her tour, Later she will! the crow flies the d seven the cranks who write rhymes |'>? seen in James K, Hackett's com-| to be only 33% miles, Uke the one you've just read, For a time the officer was non- — used, but an idea struc! GAVAGE HAS NEW PLAVS. he seized his pen and wro! standin, A RIDE SOME- WHERE - THEN HE WON'T don't interrupt until I Anish, will you? Director—Go ahead, Mollie (vivaciously)—Mr, Gilt Steel is seated at the le. His ¢yes are fixed on the doo: The solemn butler stands beside him, holding the folded morning papers. Mr, Steel ts oblivt- ous to his presence, He can hardly yneeal his eagerness. Suddenly there Hh, morid of reform I would bring into ie being by sheer force of woalth. You, ” 14 sprinkle the kale. The writers of “ oongs be’ [RECTOR (reading from the aée- nario)—Now this is scene 76 of reel 5. As long as you people haven't read any of the story at all, |T'l tell you what you're supposed to do, It's the geventh anniversary of | the marriage of Mr. Gilt Steel and his |covceal his ei " her beautiful wife, They are about to, |!8 4 swish of Georgette crepe on tag- and actually do, breakfast in this | fis geet His nev ee coat ereprinae to scene, Have you had any breakfast | He pinapa ‘her in his arms and fastens this morning, Mollie? a fifty thousand dollar string of pearls Molle (emphatically)—-Have I? 1 that he might have an allowance granted him for an extra charger, tt DOESN'T KEEP OUT OF THE PARLOR WHILE (M1 ENTERTAININ' GEORGE, I'LL BREAK HIS ||HEAD FoR map, re is found the George A. K Fund for blind French and British around her alabaster throat, an: jarding my application, I Mollie (wearily)—Don't Director (shouting)—Say, this ten't Sa erat var eine Marttna trate, Sot"en slot is een ens count ten |ta'e hat eats Sat Cas etage than be will to motion ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, crow. I do not ride a crow. I ride « the finest hen fruit and crushed the/do it that way in real life! bores.” Ho got it crispest toast you ever saw. Director (disapprovingly)—You talk Nke @ war office bulletin. How often do I have to remind you of our neu- trality? Well, if you've ad your breakfast you can't do justice to this scene—and maybe it's just as well. If you were really hungry I'm afraid | your table manners wouldn't suggest Mrs, Gilt Steel. Remember not to put @. W. M.—See Meyer Cohen, Harry London Tit- Bits, He'll advise scant catninneeel Set Them Right | ONE! opinion of himself as @ J golfer waa very much greater! jJ than hia skill warranted, says) ich he has great ton re write the von Tilser’s company. you, M. N. B—Don't know Walter renga "a age, but our guess ts abuut y- i aj igh once in a while, jummer, Haven't of humor at all? ie sapectaily in you Bo —_—_—_ “Preparedness.” R. TOMPKINS was obliged to stop over night at @ small country hotel. He was shown FOOLISHMENT, Sarees gem ems, hae! Broke, London Answers, ee prs Nee bow ate lake | Recently he was invited to play on Fe A a |4 certain famous Scottish ground asa it contains an idea of startling nality, His first new musical production of the season will be a comedy for which be is having a musical setting composed. ae: Pose I know that? But a heart. You have to at ane eee By Arthur Baer. we Visitor. Armed to the teeth with clubs powdered sugar on the melon and|to his room by the one boy the place FR Gossip. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. [foiiwod by a. caday Me Bal Of ROR. don't put @ knife to your bacon, If it | afforded, a colored lad, ‘ Rumor ‘says @ well-known uptown! “You say you've nover heard the) play. ? isn't crisp enough to break with a/ “I'm glad there's 2 rope here in dramatic critic will soon marry |atory of the cold atorage chicken” Ho buried his ball in every bunker, fork it ought to be, case of fire,” commented Mr. Tomp- Piviense Bega) has returned from mite pare, te gully and bit of grasa on the land. Mollie (suddenly) —Look at Archie, as ho surveyed the room, “but ous! soape and muttered naughtily, After Why isn’t he in one of those beauti- | " nn ~~ ——_— —__— ———| half an hour of it he turned to his ONE UP ON THE ful brocaded dressing gowns? It's| What's the idea of putting a Bible tn AAP OPE PRON PPOPREP PPLE ELD DLL OLDE PIL ODP EPODDLDALALLON ‘i | ly breakfast—and Archie locks|the room in euch a@ prominent FACTS NOT WO OWING , “ s } ; y." he murmured ingratiating- M sweet in them, | ” RTH KNOWING ly the most dificult course L \ET ME WAAV INVALID FRUIT, Director (sharply)—Mr. Gilt Stoet | Mee Mt dasa 'heg® sepiod tne rag! | > A DISH O PRUNES SPLASH TH' WET ) ||in.4 banker, He itnves ins tuple. gore | replied the hoy. in case, de hee ain F Coprright, 1916, by The trem Pobilshing Co, (The New York Krening World.) |! aulet scorn. “Ye bavoa played on| AGASS OF CHALK IN A and to his office, “Where would | t0o.fer aan Harpers Magusing. ik YF inventing a knife with a non-skid tread, a prominent restaurateur! °° i] ( MILK AN! Some MUG, AND aretalite.poutingieeCoulan®, the but- —- s Ras snsdies Ma patrons to eat their pie wish greater comfort than Good Retort. SINGE THE gee 4 LADY was continually accus-| LOAF- IN peatesting with baskerel. How ao Although it 12 possible to Mre a man to go to war in your place, you don’! get @ pension for being shot in the prozy. The idea of making soda water strawe hollow originated around 1890 end wes 6 decided improvement over the solid kind. A ing her vant of extrava- gance without any real cause, The next day the candles were all gone, “Candles gone!" said the mistress, “Why, 1 bo att half a pound only a fortnight a rejoined the now dis- | A HURRY! aah fed we one withered the of the umgumgasea tree of guried aan ant can tell you where | HARVEY PICKED OUT THIS BEANERY SO LOUISE THE BEAUTIFUL BiscuUIT SHOOTER’ Unites Blaine Copper of # and put _ orem flabby freee my, threat as that (vonuid [THAT WE COULD LINE UP TD HS DIET. pm VOCABULARY HAD SEEN MoRE * Geille Uinterrupting)—May 1 make + {Alsnongh viotine sowns very sweet they éon't taste very gooe, °') [8vallow the coal more easily!"—|| ALL WOULD HAVE BEEN WELL APPETIZING . * Bikector (coldiy)-—Of eourse, You ’ you know they don't wear dressing xowns? Do you suppose they want to j The servant always bore this accusa- | api coffee all over thetr business anos tion patiently, “Director (with dignity)—We'll dis- 4 rubber fish has deen discovered in Vermont which van be stretched! One day the servant informed her pense with the argument. I'm coach. | te eult the fisherman's lying ability. mistress that the coal had al) been ing this company in this sceno and I | This was »wed by the want attention, Now, Jack, prop the| rk on the part of the mis- morning paper up against the perco- | Poroupines make exceedingly poor sofa cushions, finished up by saying lator, Be reading the market reports “You evidently eat it!" when Mollie comes in, Eat your can- taloup with one eye on United States Copper. Mollie enters, sits down and starts to open bills from mill! Among them she finds a note from one Conroy Bell, her Jatest fame, She ‘.