The evening world. Newspaper, July 25, 1916, Page 14

ee eon) 4 me wat had b ji ih ) eR LE EO RTs: SOE 2 = ar rx hotest es = BOLT Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY A PLAY FOR COREY @ RITER Marrict Ford wud Harvey Oe Dave contracted with Corey @ iter to supply that firm with @ new American play by Nov, 1. The play Will be used as the starring vehicle of prominent player whose name te fuse withheld. 1 AUTHOR! AUTHOR! Ring W. Lardner of “You Know Ma, Al,” fame broke into the big the Btrion! league last night when & sone of ie conoeotion, entitied “Old Hill Raker, the Undertaker,” wae sung by Arthur Ayleaworth "Very Good Radio," at the Casino, Jerome Kern ‘wrote the musio, F, Hay Comatook haa commissions’ Mr. laniner to write some more iyrice, With all Ria Dasebdall knowledge Hing W. ought to find \t easy to write hite-oh, ding! JANCES,” AUG, & “@EVEN CHAI eat bio In the cast will be Frank Craven, Otto Kruger, Hayward Ginn, Charles Brokate, Rowland Lee, Marry Leigh- ton, Allan Thomas, Carroll MoComaa, Anne Meredith, Marion Abbott, Helen MacKeller, Florence Deshon, Altos Carroll, Lilian Spencer, milly - way and Beverly West, BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Bil Taylor te @ pleasant man—e man you'd like to has a joke to tell “treat,” He'll take @ drive the blues away, Bill has a home where Mra Ill eite with the kids each night and darns Bill's cocks or owes hie ebtrte, her heart far, far trom . At 12 e'clook Bill tumbles tn with mothing much to cay, Aad growls are all bis wife receives at Dreakfast time mest day. Bill eaye a mal ing Beart at Rome where naught but love uid dwell, fo far as we're con- ihe other here, 20 here goes: Rs on eeiet ua aprons, wwe a se 8 yosme eae 0 bare ne Goseir. Mal Forde and Maude Odell have been ed by the Messra, Shubert “The Nraaiiien Honeymoon,” “ea wyne ts ent B beet, on spre ie own @ firet line ta, “E don't care, father, I want to bean eotor.” Alice Hageman and Will Aroble, the Pee Wee comedian, have been en- Bomedody dropped a@ roll of poet: MANuscript in the Hialto Theatre last night, Anybody who oan recite the poems my. ‘have the roll, 1, Hehywner, manager of the Trinity Auditorium and the Temple Theatre, Lom Angeles, ts at the Ma- Alpin Hotel, © Lights Club of Freeport wilt entertain with summer foolishness every Wednesday night, Actora of all variotion will eat up, Whitford Kone will appear as the Advecate in ‘uation next season, Mr. Kane played this role in Bngland Heveral yours Age By Arthur Baer, Cope rtaht I wour rowboat leaks, just bore another Role to let the water run out, A Flatbush inventor has perfected a left-handed telephone to enable left-handed people to talk more clear If attacked by @ man-eating goldfish while bathing, refuse to pay any more siataiments on your Byovclopedia Britannica, whtoh says there ain't I don't believe cut as the British fatigue uniform Gay auch thing in any much overhanging, any. such The shoes are rubber and canvas, a ripening an the Gorgonaola had. striking color combination of terra ti ’ 1 ot Jeotta and tan and—— Py camping out bedind the chimney and rubbing poison ivy on yourself rf Oak Hie ne So. WB. (stand cag tt as long as he it te possible to seoure an exact duplicate of @ summer vacation at one wt them outside the of ie juend eae iB, LN out shop one night In the hope that sume 18 tackle, boys, You know you ca tenth the coat thop one Ranh U8 Sue be that " take the word of these salesmen A new keyholeteas door invented by a Philadelphia genius is going to Make it harder than ever to keep w# You can yet two yarda of rubber By sereening all the windows it i possible to Prevent flee from ¢ eaping from the house, Home and Comic Page | FACTS NOT WO irae 6 of THE EVENING WORLD, Tuesday: July 28, 191 —— —— Saleen Next Time Pop Will Let | S'MATTER, pore’ —— —— = T THA NoT AwoR'D! “PememBer, Wat Te } . NOT Dine Dene roe ral 9 (i AtSy is AsLeeP \ seman )A WORD a he” se - € Gm AS t Tie ATA TUR 18 Bun win oven y rt. 7S =a HENRY HASENPFEFFER ‘Copyrignt, 1018, Prem Premming C5 UY Bresing Wont “Way” That A AY BANE FIND DAS MEXICAN SPY AN' VIN BACK MY UNIFORM AN’ COIN HB WON PROM ME YESTERDAY, AY VAS VINNING FINE - BuT MY LUCK TURNED SOUR ON ME"! ‘ GEE. ITS LaTe - { SS FUNNY HE DON'T Come BACK. i LHOPE HE AINT LOST TGCTTA HAND 'T To AXEL FoR ONE “THING - We's Game! WE'LL TRY ANYTHING Twice! YG ] 4 la. -_ igre toon hat spvse|) AMOS CRABB SAYS: {| WHEN YOU WERE A BOY By Jack Callahan, | |ON THE 4:49 By Alma Woodward | | and "A Ful House” * & aia Copyright, 1916, by The Lrom Publishing Co, (The Now York Brening World ) BOENE—The parlor car of the 4:45. (A aaa ie tin a ehair Se eeaamanaaaaamaanaaanaaanaaanatl Jamea Grainger hae given up hia] Caran 196 Vryes (ublishing Oo, theatre in Cedar Rapida Ia, and in- Tike! New Voting Week tenda to make his address “Broadway, News York,” hereafter, Charles F. MoOurthy, the Iriah character comedian, has been re-en- by James K. Hackett and . Taylor for “The Melody of Youth," which will open at the Hollis Srreod Thenire, Boston, Bopt. 3. Richard Pease, manager of the Oil City (Pa) Opera House, wae heard to something no one has @ corner on. Wait Ull he tastes the little corns opias of Wes' Han ham, filed with mayen. uefort cheese th HAROLD I'M SURPRISED, | SISTER DIDN'T EVEN CRY IT WON'T HURT YOU, AN' BESIDE S. I'vE GOT SOME NICE BLACK. BERRY SHORTCAKE far Over fasliion, Tad THAT DOCTOR 1S YEH, BUT IT Tal ACHAMP- HE COULD| | MORE TI MAKE A WEAK HEARTED CHICKEN THINK IT WAS A BATTLIN’ ROOSTER 'GAMELY" SUB- MITTED TO BEING VACCINATED ? WHY YOU DON'T MEAN TO n flurry Three noisy commuters enter and find places.) 4 R, A. (after he has deposited his |" some ratients | | VI TO PAY THEIR bundles)—I've got ‘em all in fr Ge endions these packages, Thought I'd! Mir, b, (extending hiv hand)— better take them with ma, The do-| you fellows, When did you . yj; i've been napping, Came early on i) lveries out hore aren't as sure as thoy) in in yw all, are il primed f yom Hirondway lant night that, he TELL ME THIS BRAVE 1A Sa on might be. Our fishing trip to-morrow? My boats 1,000 in the theatrical business. itr. mie. a RU ARRAIP ae iT Mr. B, (putting @ very long, lon 0. Kind we ull Out at 480 A ‘Me Pease was almoat killed in the rush, To LET THE Ol der package in the corner)—Well, I y)-=We're with you 0 Jania waa to Rare been ‘on the WAIT /TILL ig As you know, I've IM Di of the ben for the Southport VACCINATE _H (Conn) Mire Department, Aug. 11, Bhe decided to mail for London, how- ever, and sont the benefit manager a color autographed photograph of hi wolf to be sold at the show to the high eat tddder, ANOWERS TO INQUIRIES, J. M.—Apply to Mr, Latham, Con- jury, G. B. O.—-Never heard of euch a vaudeville sohool, The concern you want te the United States Amusement wouldn't trust this delicate tackle te rough handling, so 1 brought it with me, too, Mr. C. (who ought to reduce)—I couldn't purchase my department a0 soon—it'd spoil, Mr, A. (proudly)—Well, there's a certain satisfaction in knowing that} we'ro going to do the thing up brown, This guy Whose yacht we're going on will see that ‘re no slouches when it comes to sport. Ho's fished for everything fro rt of reli (ho reas y moat teatch fish when they gol It's by th too dow: want td people do: Ashing. NeXT WaEK 'M GOIN’ To TELL t of fancy rig and @ satchel full of surgeon's toys the fish ought to bite, and that's Just when they don’t, Here's the way I go fishing, and [ want you boys to wo the same way to-morrow. I wear & palr of pants that my wife has been ning to throw a The etatement that women don't pause for reflection ain't so, Did y’ ever eee one pase @ mirror without atoppin'? AEE y for six the coat of an old patr of pa- for @ shirt, and a pair of eld ne ng from whitebalt to man j nd & pale | ~ : : eating sharks, in every water from silppera wit jastio in 1e Corporation, Fort Lae, Curing Insomnia, the Caribbean Soa to Hudwon ay, | T fish with © good ten cen ord HE scone was a Northern mintn, but he'll find us equipped all right, and wire hoo! x centa aplece, And FOOLISHMENT, vlna Peri ity 2 peta Mr, B. (apologetically)—It I'd ever] for lunch I always have baken beans ™, ter seers Teed Tne, fishod whore there were any fivh I'd) and bacon sandwiches, And the fish we ingle ‘areage and pes Naeht night not long ago, Jack have had all thewe things before, But! viways bite, Acre Waweted ore! and his wife, Lissie, were dl ered whenever I go fishing they've always boon there the day before and will be agwin to-morrow--fish have a por- fectly uncanny clairvoyance where I'm concerned. But this Ume I've got yovery kind of a fly known to the swat. ter, And re sot as fine as a hair trigger, Bamboo rods as svelte as Pavlowa and Mr, C, (butting in)—Watt'll you test the commissary department! ‘That gink'll open his eyes when he sees that layout, ‘Nhere'w no one that can tell me anything when it comes tol juan and he don food, Thore's Kolug to be lots of frled| werk ung nero, te ee eee ehicken and stuffed eggs and ripe to-| oript, matoas and— a Mr, A. (ealously)—You'll throw a fit when you lamp the fishing rigs I bought. They came high, but as long as we were aiming at a standard | went the limit, The khaki pants fit as snugly as puttees from the knee down; and tho shirts have the same by @ neighbor dashing bu Chorus (introspeotively)—Oh, beanal Nad dia, bucket of water at one of th aftor bed- ok, man, what tat? ahe In the hooso on fire, or ling come?” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, | Hridget, why have you put the fly. out on the grasa?” More Mies to ketoh tn SAFETY FIRST, Pat was employed by a au construction company, As he was Jeaving the house his wife sald: “Do moind yez don't git hurt, Pat, It's so dangerous working in that subway,” “Thot's all right, Biddy,” Pat re- plied, “I borrowed $2 from the fore- ING, | ye knaa wor day from his ship, and saya he canna sloop unteas he hears the sou splashing, so me and the wife be tt "Tite Bits, RTH KNOW . , Couldn't Lose It. RR SIMON FL HARTINGTON, the ¢ joal and food expert, sald In @ lecture in Chicago: ty. “Hanging of ripening is good for certain food, Pt nt in dry and tough without a ltt hanging, Pork in the better for being hung. Evon beef must hang a little ‘Hut not too much was gone, and That night he t again. ‘Then the next morning Nis wife heard hin nd awearing as he opened the | ‘They'll tell you anything to get tho | old stock off the shelves, so I read up on It bofore I went to buy and I'll bet jervants, I have an classy a set of implements as evor threatened @ fish, _————— =— . out of one yard by stretching Jim? ehe HE HADN'T TURNED AROUND To Look, | | course, “preg ° FOR HIS COMPETITOR- CROSS MARKS ae Se Se THIN, Liou ver sran Stas tha weliad fost) pune THE SPOT. FOREKIN PAPERS PLEASE COPY. | 'reqsandiines and Glesand hooks te: a it comes wm eate--thy, ‘a