The evening world. Newspaper, July 20, 1916, Page 14

Sip arene ADOLT Plays “and | Players | By pipe DUDE Tie preasnt eriting 1 ionbe 00 though there oh te Ot erneeeed sd | Aeterna io Now York during Ghtee menihe The inerensed « producers tor ‘opera House Ray) = House it. je silent on the subject > Farm,” which he gave recently. It le presumed dropped it or haw Hee @ haught: dressed ney my. FLOOEY AND AXEL Considerable Results, Say We—Considerable!!! rude, Spends her M Of these fine : ay heare that Kitty Gord ane gvon be back in the regular - i It ie understood she has left | . A. Brady interests, The came rather abruptly. POLLY CAME BACK, aoe CR news 4 © yesterday, how- as de dancer war sea My the room of her apartment tr; hich of her automobiicn eai4 Polly, “here 1 am, homes was overoved. but she | Oren eee |i id aaaa te siren mia miay (f FACTS NOT WORTH KNOWING j WHEN YOU WERE A BOY By Jack Callahan. } HOW TO MAKE A HIT. ‘ou may come tn.’ By Arthur Baer Cer csemanannennani ai natimebit ba bss | | caudate ittennmnnnnnnennncmmnnntnetocnneataal f ‘By Alma Woodward ¢ 4 Beveglager, he what Cappright, 1910, by The Prem Publishing Oo, (The New York Brening World.) . FROM CANO LRTI ss - | Roosevel . fs * IN ou" Y) E Copyright, 1016, by The ress Publishing Co. 2 Evening World.) waudevit et By 3 OU can iors @ foot of water reach up to your neck by standing on WARDS iy vbarforY dent, ALSO APPLIES W]| Preparing for an Outing. | ovtine for me long vetore wo start! Mecently, in which Me, oer THATS SUNBURNT |)WATER IN HIS CASE. PUT || somn:. ann cms tat on 6 manu cr. Jatwavn proponca 'them-arent. YOu? Stnveeript st hs act vrder It te practically impossibie to play the entire sextet from “Lucia” on AU LAST SI 00 THE HIS BATHIN' HIM IN LUKE'S ROOM "thet stare oe Y ise LA Oe, bacchenelign fae ney ition there. you full credit,” eald em to the n aneed to (be! puedande from their worse halfe chatter, — ing game !f I hurry, Tiroadway and tlent! Remember you've got only|/"EEove tt TT ma! Mammat 7S am ame Galt Jae re hurts ot ui roel ROM ATs i yourself to get ready, while I had to| Where's our p! going to be? i King came s mtarted back over the % a dress Hazel and Harry and myself ae & Ore a yok tell yo ae thport, L. 1, ¥ y abt vn na Woe. and— we eo wer oe ad e ‘bair cut. small aon, who ts For she (il married the preacher, failiace Munro is to be advance for Mary Ryan in “The House of : Ws “Judge Hrown ts breaking up house ting on this chair? an ys telling @ big policemen of the w keeping.” Mra, A. rply)—Yee, Denny, (interrupting) “Ant sonia Va. He in| ability of Pop. “He tet" What do you suppore fup there? “ Joe Weber would like tq find an “Yes, he's deciding divorce cases.” get up uy Home and Comle Pege of THE EVENING WORLD, Thursdey: July 20, 1916 a booked to get @ joit M 1 oS'MATTER, POPL’ “Would That Rule Apply Also to a Hot Frankfurter? ae bus by CM Payne tenlion puree — wey DONT You Give | A, Ae wourdn'r wy | He cen +H Fanmy) Your ye Friend Tawra A Tere, s ot id / is STRICTLY r A Bite ‘ ' : oo { 7 } r OF YouR CAndY Doe a Pot a 9” } why ) ) { 4 s ~~ \ - '~ ae tne NoTe: Doe, A NOW VEGETABLE —wenevee Editor's Note: We Dare Not Comment on This—We're Married, Too! * Pewter. °MuG" Me SE ID Live TS HAVE Y'KNOW ory ee , Some THis rr ve we MAKES A& PRESENT ST FATHERDS— ene “waAT 41 DANE SENT OUT We Goon , 14 TiRED OF WarTING ! CARTS 118 ee as BUT LGCrTA HAND (T To AXEL FOR YusT (AT AN S88 DAS WIS SCHEME OF @IING THAT "SPY", REBULTS “THs T FIFTY BUCKS "TD CE HIS CAPTIVE! Th'PooR SMP GETS AN IDEA ONCE © bese érum. MING. EH? YoU MUST HE MATCHES THE When your piano becomes empty never throw it away. There te a THINK "4 EASY. IF YOU WALLPAPER $0 WELL great demand for empty pianos in Umboogaland, where the natives string vo gh ge dll You | them together end wear 'em around their necks. | timation! M A. (coming on the scene)— right—try to insinuate that R. A. (calling into kitchen)— Say, mother, haven't you got ~ ivi nuns ie that lunch packed yet? Don't elf-sacrifices are really # ‘2 put up such a raft of stuff, We al- ber AR Rd CE 9 GET THIS 2 ways have too much, anyway. And/strong on answering riddles, but if TH I don't want to go and cart a lot of} you will tell me where any 14-carat SUNBURN 2 atuminene kiate? diamond- studded trophy gets pinned Mra, A. (with soorn)—Swell lot of | Cre Miiy wemteta Nt Pree® Pa j stuff t 1 be left to cart whi Harel HL &, Glatreasing eninoe kn 4] you get through with it! Last tt —Mamma, isn't we going right away 4 there was a thin slice of jelly roll and| _Awi'lis awtut hot in herecmy sees a half of hard-botled egg! ts all perspiring! Mr, A. (apologetic)—Oh, I enjoy] | Mra. A. (coldly) —i¢ that’s the way : you look at taking your family on aa picnic eats, of course; but it takes so Suting, suppose we don't go? long. Mr. A. Gumping up delirtously)— Mrs, A. (with some trritation)—Oh, | Now, that's the best thing you've said for goodness sake don't be 8o impa- | to-day! I'll be in time for the mora. By diligent application and constant practice tt would be poasidle to bnife, at the ¢ time playing sweet music on a har- When fumping across a river care should be taken to do it in one, fump, a8 two jumps are fatal, | A Goofuedurgh man has invented a windshield to protect henpecked | roof, and we'll pretend that we're on top of @ mountain and the clothes on room)—Mamma, do I got to keep sit-| the lines up there will be our tex » ot bis mother in @ Hazel (walling, from the dining FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. store the other When they found him he was at operetta ma Stove d to the talen Cleveland a¢ hour whitening your #) Mrs, A, (sadly)—Yes, dear, don't go near papa or Duo (with great enthusiasm)—Oh, The Fi a then, it'll be a beautiful picntol he Flame,’ who can i +4 on his blue serge pants. He ee com two | habert rane te naan tee weeks | } GOOFUS BIRDS j TIT BET A COLE Harry (plaintively, from the bed-| ” ‘ s bee WP ay egy hy + N — Mamma, can I have a) ‘ “The Koll i . Asbury Park writ book. It ° - room) . “ap ville will sing them.” RPRAIS Hi Ge hla Any Vecatle he calia| Ccvyright, 1910, by The Pre Publishing Oo, || CROSS THE STREET ? To LIFE'S LITTLE (FS P . cracker? ; AMOS CRABB SAYS: ry PP » Who quit acting |! in Wwelve years. Th ¥ hark scare (Tee New York Brening Work) GETON THE OTHER SIDE. Mrs, A. (Impatiently)—No, you can- | @ Nake a burlesque | ts pothering him, He's a tub Yo POOR IGNORAMUS a not, I've packed all the crackers In| Covyright, 1910, ty ‘The Pros Publishing Ox, a . (The } re ven: . Thoroughbreds” next season. “e Ball will sing @ new song ANY Fook KNowS THA'S WHY > al|the toneh aad, anyway, you diéa't ‘he New York Evening Wor) : mee called “Mra, Holmes Taught Bher- ASKED drink your milk at breakfast, lock All He Knew." at the Palace f eee jot d you mustn't pass any remarks, It's ~ ta a The ben ruinous to their upbringing. Ve sor in the Columbia burlesque wheel play Hazel (patiently)—I'm being good, thin theatre. , ‘ 4 A Light Starched | ert de Vanderbilt and mamma, jn't 1 lan't T boing good: A RR Lv,V4 written for then by Karl Carroll. Tt te + JAsTY joe aa. Getpanlye)erEou alps t, what might be called a novelty sing Haxel (loudly)—tI ts, too! 1 hear Cc re) LLAR pod fy.) although theyll do much] pris wotter ta Archibald Megg, / you playing with the faloum powder " Tenis . His instincts are those of @ yego, and It all gete in the rug and “Contrary to an old sayin’, th’ raty ry Mrs, A. (instant ly) —Hi y! . im: Ben with or without a pin ANSWER TO INQUIRY, Watch makes him 40 glum QUR MINSTREL SHOW WOULD HAVE ONE OF OUR END MEN HADN'T Put that talcum powder down imme. | don't fall alike on ¢h' just and #@ ea, 6 for 9c $1.75 the doz. ullan J Sam Rernard never! ‘Cause he can't get hia thumb REEN A HUGE SUCCESS a Got HIS LINES MIXED !! diately, chen tact nae te wet the unjust. The unjust mostly are cap BPEABODY 6 CO ING AURERS In an order of one Nard botted egg! cc! beta eenaenees U Teclare ail the fun fe takgn out ot en ‘VIN’ Sh’ wmbrellag of th’ just," = rae next week, Alex Sullivan, a paper man, wrote the words and Harry De Costa the music. Trixie h, one of the principals a Way.” Is Mr, A. (with sudden compa-sion)— Why can’t the kids sit together while they're waiting? Why have you got them marooned in separate rooms? Mra. A. (shrilly)—-Why? Because we'd never go on a nicnic if I turned them loose, You know how long their clothes last when they get into a friendly argument. And, anyhow, when I tell them to do @ certain thing well who is also a poet, Manager of the ladelphia, and wilt i . ae hem inmotapenina eh ne oN ae Soe or a ay t - acti t